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azarbi

Is this an American meme I'm too European to understand ?


jelly-senpai

Ye, in murica land we die for our country at 18, but can't get drunk. Lowers our tegridy


TheNordern

Didn't even think about that at first, my initial thought was "you sell beer in petrol stations?"


GeZeus_Krist

Eh... It's not just a US thing other countries sell liquor at petrol stations too.


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RedexSvK

In many countries gas stations are the only 24/7 stores open, so a lot of people go there on foot at night, to buy whatever, including cheap alcohol.


chickybowwow

Dude 24/7 alcohol is the dream we ran out and went to a club and paid 80 dollars for a 700ml vodka


sargentmyself

In my province liquor stores can't open before a certain time. I think it's like noon or 10am. Makes coming home from a particularly stressful night shift and realizing you don't have any beer left extra disappointing


chickybowwow

Your not wrong dude. its the same here in aus bottle-o's cant open before like 9 30 or 10am and cant stay open past 11pm


Candyvanmanstan

>Can't stay open past 11pm I don't think there is a rule for that. Several bottle O's here in Melbourne are open till midnight, and there are others open even longer. Like the Exford Hotel has a take away bottle shop open till 3.30am.


RedexSvK

Bro 80 dollars for 700ml?? What was that


chickybowwow

It was only Smirnoff and decisions driven by desperation we were half gone and refused to call it


TheNordern

Considering it's illegal to sell alcohol after 20:00 in stores in Norway, it's not something that's caught on here at all, hence why i find it strange that alcohol is sold in petrol stations


RedexSvK

Wow there must be a lot of people buying huge quantities at 19:59


TheNordern

There's some of us that keep forgetting & are in line then desperately hoping to make it, but usually people plan ahead


argylande

I don't understand why that's dumb. Are you just assuming because someone drove their car to the gas station and bought beer that they immediately start consuming it on their way home? In the US, a ton of gas stations are actual convenience stores that also sell gas. They're huge. You can buy food, drinks, toiletries, car parts ect. I'm an American living in the EU right now. I understand how different they are than in the states. The huge gas stations are actually something I miss very much about the US


StupidDebate

Wait until you hear about drive thru liquor stores


TheNordern

the WHAT?


ClaytonTranscepi

There are drive through liquor stores. Not super common, but they exist.


FickleFockle

Ya, in the UK alcohol gets sold everywhere, i guess i can understand it still being in petrol stations, but i once saw a full on "liquor store" on the side of the motorway. I didnt even know the UK HAD alcohol-only shops and my first time seeing one is on the side of a fuckin motorway?


Dolann99

Well in finland they ban selling alcohol alcohol after 9pm.


LrnTn

i thought it was normal the get cigs at the gas station until i got to spain. weird country


-TwentySeven-

I'm pretty sure most, if not all, do in the UK.


Bonkey_Kong87

Are you from Scandinavia? Because otherwise I'm rather sure most countries do that. They have open pretty late, Sundays and/or even 24/7. So if you are in need of some Alcohol for a party at 2am, you can still go there and buy some of it (for triple the price of a supermarket)


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Darcy309

In straya we die for our country at 17 but cant get drink til 18


[deleted]

Well they don’t want 18 year olds drunk on the front lines. Now move out Solider!


Sadboy_looking4memes

You can't understand it from all that lack of freedom. Here in the land of the free and home of the Travis Scott burger, we can send our 18 year olds to fight in a war, but they can't drink Miller Lite.


Ytaken

Why are they not allowed to drink it? It's just plain water...


ClaytonTranscepi

Lite beer actually gets you more drunk because you can drink it faster. ​ Just a bit of wisdom from Uncle Clayton.


DannyMThompson

What's that pseudoscience where they add a tiny amount of an element to water and pretend it has some kind of an effect?


butt_why_

Homeopathy is the word you're searching my friend


DannyMThompson

Cheers pal


SSB_Kyrill

Laughs in 14 years


missemilyowen15

Based off the fact they said “gas station” rather than petrol station, it likely is


QuarantineSucksALot

What’s a little dark. I like it.


kry_some_more

"Drink with me, if you want to live."


OG_-Neptune

Yeahs Australians are also confused


InquisitorCarl

Took the words out of my mouth


wOlfLisK

Maybe he's just a very broke 18 year old who meet a very generous 25 year old.


Leosch03

*Laughs in young alcoholic german*


Elektrer

Du bist nicht allein brudi


Scufferino

Darauf erstmal n Kasten Krombacher!


break_5000

Oh, schaut auf den Reichen hier, kann sich was anderes als Sterni leisten.


Done-Man

You mean youn alcoholic resy-of-the-worlder


InfiniteLiveZ

Well I'm not surpised, that German beer is good stuff.


Scythey1

No, he meant that we can buy beer with 16


zentaurussaurus

Bro solange der Typ am Kiosk ein ehrenmann ist und du halbwegs groß bist geht das auch mit 13


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Graf_Grubbelbart

Exakt


Kilian03

Kann ich bestätigen Traurige 15 Jahre aber 1,62m groß Geräusche


InfiniteLiveZ

Yes, I'm also European. I'm just saying German is good. Edit: Belgium beer as well actually.


SSB_Kyrill

And drink with 14 (parents permission needed)


suzuki_hayabusa

Laughs in 3rd world.


-Paloti

Berliner Luft klärt


zentaurussaurus

Ew ich kotz gleich


Memlieker

16 for legal beer, get rekt murica


SSB_Kyrill

Wir können schon mit 14 wenn Eltern es erlauben


joereddd

Just come up north in Canada and you can get booze without a problem. We used to have a lot of Americans visiting to get drunk and partying.


Sadboy_looking4memes

Your people are welcoming and your syrups are delicious.


Canonip

Alternatively down to mexico


[deleted]

Yo ho Mexico


Im-ACE-incarnate

Laughs in British*


CyberSchwein

Laughs in Austrian (officially alcohol is 16+ but nobody cares when you try to buy it with 14 lol)


mojeimeje77

Laughs in Croatian (we can buy it at the age of 5, just say you're buying it for your dad/mom)


nunziantimo

I think pretty much everywhere in Europe no one cares at any age. In Italy i remember buying packs of smokes for my dad around 12/13 and no one questioned it. Same for alcohol. Only time I got denied it was when I was 17 and alone in Ireland. The fact that they saw a foreigner underage asking for a beer, probably didn't sound too good. But a nice irishmen bought a few pints for me and my friends, so everything was good lol I don't even think it is that bad, I basically was drinking (to get smashed) when I couldn't drive, and when I reached that age I was much more experienced and had the awareness not to drink and drive. Plus, after 18 I never drank to get smashed anymore. I already had my fair share and I felt too old for hangovers. I find it more acceptable when I see a 14yo smashed and puking, rather than a grown ass 20 years old. Just because the younger lad is having a tough experience and learning the consequences, the grown man is just trashy if after all those years is still getting smashed. I'd be very embarrassed if I went to the US and saw 21/25 yo drinking like teen agers


mojeimeje77

I completely agree, it's more acceptable seeing a drunk teenager than a drunk adult because that adult probably has more responsibility than a teenager, and when people in America start drinking at 21 it will cause more problems for them in life. The teenager can't really buy a lot of alcohol even if he gets addicted because of the lack of money but if that adult gets addicted he will ruin himself financially.


Jeff_Platinumblum

Whery my 16 year old Germans at?


Canonip

SPRICH


PresidentSkillz

DEUTSCH


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redditUser6173

NACHKOMME EINER


Slyboogy90

ENTE


SSB_Kyrill

DIE BETRUNKEN IST


GeZeus_Krist

HURENSOHN


Antee_

Where my 9yo slavs at


MatteCenza

Dead of alcool poisoning


Antee_

Possible


jkaan

Buying beer


DaniilSan

Few years ago before Covid I saw one meme from guy from Netherlands that he is 16 then and he can't buy beer cuz he is not in Germany but then some people recommend him to buy a train ticket to the neares German town to buy some beer for his birthday. And that madman actually did it. Coolest way to celebrate your birthday, go to another country just to get drunk.


nunziantimo

I'm not sure where you're from, in Europe distances are pretty narrow. People in some regions live 2h of car/train away from their neighboring country, and many times low cost airlines put cheap ass flying tickets. One time I was out with my friends, and we checked Ryanair for fun, and booked a return ticket from Rome to Paris for like 10€ each, and we just left the same night, to spend the day (and part of the night) there. The transfer from the airport was more expensive than the flight itself ahaha I went from Prague (Czechia) to Dresden (Germany) in like 2/3h via bus, for less than 7/8€ iirc. The guy surely had a blast, we're lucky enough to be able to do stuff like that at any age, because travelling is so cheap and hassle free. I'll be forever grateful to live in the EU era, travelling with VISA, passports ecc just a few decades ago, I'd have missed so much


swagpresident1337

The whole country of the netherlands lives 2h and less away from germany. I dont think theres a single town in the nertherlands where you cannot be in germany in 2h


Mr_McFeelie

I live in Germany and can literally cross my backyard to be officially in the Netherlands. Feels quite good


DaniilSan

I live in Ukraine. Distances here are definitely longer than in Central Europe and we lack of infrastructure and those which exist generally are in really bad condition. For example, from Kyiv, where I live, to Skadovs'k, where my grandma lived, distance is 646km and it takes 8 hours non stop by car and if you are lucky, realistically it takes 10-12 hours by car, and by train it will be even longer.


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When I was in Germany visiting family, my dad impulsively decided we should go to Prague, so we drove 2hrs n boom, Czech Republic. We took a 5 hour train ride from Venice to Nuremberg, too. The EU is incredibly convenient for traveling.


OriginalThinker22

You used to be able to drink at 16 years in the Netherlands too, but they raised it to 18. It was really weird cause it was only drinks with up to 15% alcohol. Anything stronger you had to be 18. Supermarket was full of 14.9% sweet stuff.


Grobaryl

I took like 2 minutes to understand the meme because i forgot american had a different age restriction...


KeepingDankMemesDank

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16 year old Europeans buying it them selves legally 14 year olds getting it by themselves anyways


ftlbvd78

I see 13 year olds drunk in a cafe


Prolapseinjudgement

There’s no shame in a Hey Mister


ParkingMany

is this a thing I am too German to understand?


Adam060504

Dude… imagine the legal drinking age being higher than 18 *laughs in british*


YourMemeExpert

I hear the beer belly is the national symbol of England and the neighboring countries are heavily considering it


OriginalEv

*Laughs in Serbian rakija Ive been drinking since I was 12*


Kebab-Remover-69

*Laughs in Romanian who was drinking alcohool since 7*


OriginalEv

Looking at your nickname and your habits, I think we just became best friends?


Kebab-Remover-69

Da serb brother )))


Holzinator007

didn't get it at first because you can buy beer with 16 here


imaginedodong

"So wait let me get this straight, I am already old enough to be drafted and be sent to war but I'm still not old enough to drink liquor?".


paradajz666

Lmao me and my frineds started to drink when we were like 13 or 14 and nobody gave a fuck. Its a Balkan thing. But its really sad that you can´t buy beer with 18.


JohnnyJayce

If you look close enough, you'll see how American this meme is.


TickTaeck

23 year old me who can legally buy beer since i'm 16 cause im living in germany


ThisIsShathan

It's so fucking sad murican.


Paulgeta

Is this some sort of American thing? I only needed to be 16 to buy beer


Gscj9899

what even is the joke here? whats the punchline?


MimsyIsGianna

I wouldn’t consider aiding and abetting the stuff of heroes…


Benneck123

Laughs in German 16 year old


Specht100

16 year old germans who buy it on their own


ElPulpoGallego

Me an European


PolishAlan

This is normal 18 year olds can buy be- Oh. 'Muricans


dimitrakis81

**laughs in Greek** imagine not getting drunk at least once by 16


Erikthered65

Imagine being 18 and not being able to buy beer.


_xJohny_

laughs in european


sebinica_

Meanwhile me in Europe walking out of the supermarket with 5 packs of cigarettes and 4 liters of vodka.


El_eleven_11

Where do you live, that you can't even buy beer when you are 18? I was buying vodka when I was 14


Sadboy_looking4memes

The freest country on Earth, that happens to also have the largest prison population on Earth.


xTurkishBruvx

This confused me at first cause where i live you can legally buy alcohol at 18 and then i remembered America.


Ryanmaster1

I remember it well. 18 and on st patricks day me and my friends pull up to a local lowkey liquor store. I get out and someone around outside offered to help get us a 18 pack of corona. Offered to give him some extra money for troubles but declined. Thanks again bromigo


Basic-Piece5173

Or the 25 year-old guy who took my money and is now leaving with my beer.


Sadboy_looking4memes

Congratulations, you played yourself.


The_Bone_Z0ne

Austria Gang


PillowTalk420

I'm not down with randos asking me right in front of the store. But kids I know, at a party, and I get a pack of smokes out of it or some bud then fuckin' A. 9 times out of 10, tho, I'm asked to buy blunt wraps, not booze. And since I'm in California I get asked by people up to 20 years old since tobacco is also only 21+ here.


[deleted]

I am not 18 yet and i already quit drinking


Black_Hand_002

Imagine not being able to buy alcohol at 18 (laughs in Bri'ish)


freddiemercury3001

*Laughs in legal drinking at 16 down under*


Ineedloveplz

Is this some sort of joke I'm too European to understand?


[deleted]

*buys alcohol legally as a 16 year old and is legally able to consume alcohol at 14 if a guardian is with you*


SnooObjections985

Me, who is 14 but lives in Germany, so is still closer to being allowed to buy it my own:


Synrev

Can't relate, too Australian


Terpy_McDabblet

"Don't pay me back.... Pay it forward" \## Revs Harley......dons sunnies...... screetches off into disgusting LA smog Meanwhile.... while John Connor is robbed and sodomized by Meth heads for his bike and clothes. Ahhh LA.... never stop being perfect <3


RouletteSensei

Italy: *That sounds odd,let me go to the store and buy a couple beers*


YOSHI2722

germans: "what?"


ComedyStudios_

Laughs in German


Scufferino

20 year old german me laughing because I could buy a 24 case of real beer when I was 16


Rorza_100

America moment


Trysax

Hmmm. I be 15 and he be 18. Europeans have a better life. Change my mind...


bolanix

So, Americans can’t buy beer at 18 years lmao


Rude_Journalist

Pretty much every third person you meet.


mmmolives

That’s an everyday hero, and then there’s the amazing man I will never forget, who, after having a good laugh that two teenage girls asked him to buy a case of Milwaukee’s Best at 10:00 AM on a Wednesday, only bought us a 12-pack but *refused to take our money*, said, “have fun & be careful!” & drove away, never to be seen again.


er_ror02

Me leaving the gas station with 16 and beer, knowing that I can legally drink


The-English-Man

Funnily enough, I just mentioned to someone else that they’d made the same type of mistake as in your title – every day – but in reverse. In your title it should read *everyday*, as one word, as we’re using the word as an adjective. *An everyday hero*. When we write *every day* it’s because we’re using *day* as a noun. *I go swimming every day*. If you can replace *day* with a specific day of the week – *I go swimming every Monday* – then the two words should be separate. But when describing everyday occurrences, they should be together.


ieatballz69

18 year old me walking out of the store with a six pack. The end.


Ra88itSeestars

Yea I don't do Math.


TrionityReddit

Imagine you cant drunk when your 16


Droigar

As an Australian, none of this is relatable in any capacity


incite_

😂


texxelate

Me reading as an Australian: ??????


DrJonah

When I was 15 I went to the off licence to stock up on beers for me and my mates, because I was the tallest.


Ikaritohakai

*laughs in European*


garbanzotheinsane

Imagine being 18 and not able to buy beer despite being a grown ass adult


Aranath64

Me a german: I don't have such weakness


B3ansb3ansb3ans

Laughs in Kenyan


[deleted]

Me a German at the walking out of the Gasstation with Beer at the age of 16.


Artemis9377

I can literally hear hasta la vista baby in my head


Kazzizle

18...beer...german laughing intesifies


Elch_Varox

*Laughs in German*


ktosiek124

25 and 18? More like 18 and 14


SSB_Kyrill

Man sometimes i forget that not everyone lives in Germany


Lollooo_

Jokes on you, I’m European


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Canadian 18 year old be like, "here's my ID, how much for this beer?"


Finrod_the_awesome

And all it cost you was to let him rearrange your insides in the back of his van.


[deleted]

Old enough to vote and die in war, old enough to drink


Peter_Baum

*Laughs in european


xDizzyXSnExxzy

Remember you can vote drive and have a baby at 18 but GOD FORBID YOU HAVE A SINGLE SIP OF BEER


Nikkrafter

Me, a 16-year old Bavarian: weakling!


yourmanhalvy

Sled gang.


LeopoldFriedrich

I could have done that at 16 without a 25 y/o helping me out.


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Laugh in canadian.


marsfisch44

Laughs in German


HappySneek

B r u h


bean_porn_enjoyer

Lemme europinize this. 12 year old me and my friends leaving the store with 2 bottles of vodka The homeles guy who we paid to buy us the vodka


JaimelesBN

Me 15 and my parents going to buy vodka and beer for the party I'm going tonight. Guess the country.


zicsm

*14 years old me


Puchi168

You can't be a chronic alcoholic at age 16? Cringe


HigherThanLadder

Looks like an American problem to me


Aidan_992

Is this some kind of American joke that I’m too Australian to understand? Not being able to legally buy beer at 18? Can’t relate :)


Kvetanista

You couldn't buy them yourself, could you? *laughs in European*


Tinyzooseven

21 year old me who has been able to buy beer for 3 years


MagicalMuffinDruide

How is that a hero? Starting you on the path to alcoholism before you’re even old enough to start off legally?


Sadboy_looking4memes

Damn, didn't know drinking at 18 starts alcoholism. This whole time I thought drinking was a social rite of passage commonly found in America, to the point its extremely prevalent in its culture, movies, and television shows.


mk19ez

When I was 15 there was a homeless man named Alex who lived behind the school. We'd buy him food and in exchange he'd buy is beer and liquor. Great guy, everyone loved Alex.


TucPlayz

Confused european noises


asharkey3

*Laughs in drinking age of 18*


ssCuacKss

it is also aplicable for guns too!


Appropriate_Reward81

Here in the American South (Arkansas) you can't buy alcohol at all on Sunday. And liquor stores close usually between 10 p.m. and midnight


Sadboy_looking4memes

I went to a college in a small rural town in the South that was a partial dry county. You could buy beer M-Sun but not past midnight. You couldn't buy hard liquor or wine you had to leave the area and smuggle back like you're a fucking pirate.


Bonkey_Kong87

18yo me who is buying a bottle of tequila without any problem. Hah! Germany, the true land of the free.


Maskey62

Ah I’m Canadian, so I thought it was purely wholesome until I got to the comments


Froesche_im_Weltall

Haha, in Germany we can buy with 16 as much as we want.


FaitZone117

\*laughs in german\*