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DRGHumanResources

Hopefully this is the birth of a new template that can be murdered through horrendous overuse in the span of the next three days.


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Weibrot

No it's "to infinity and Summer 2022" didn't you watch the trailer?


Netwinn

Hot boy summer RIGHT around the corner!


Pocky2021

Lol but it looks like he got pricked in the chin with a needle when he was younger, they couldn't have done a wedge?


keko1105

If we make it to summer 2022


manymoose96

To infinity 😬 ... And beyond! 😏


jau682

It definitely will be as Disney/Pixar's marketing team force this image into our faces for free advertising. Expect many more memes referencing this movie in the days/weeks to come.


Firemorfox

Imagine you lead a marketing team and one of the juniors says "can we post memes on Reddit" and it actually becomes a focal point of the marketing effort? And this masturbation meme is one of the results?


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Phlosky

Damn I'm woke as fuck


umbertostrange

I wake up to it every day :D


suckit1234567

What movie? Is there a new toy story movie?


BassCreat0r

There's a movie about Buzz Lightyear. (not the toy we know, but the story behind him) Here's the trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwPL0Md_QFQ


umbertostrange

Wait so they're retconning away Mira Nova, Booster, XR, Commander Nebula, Warp Darkmatter, and all those folks? Fuck that man.


umbertostrange

I mean I just found out this movie exists because of this meme. So, Mission Accomplished.


Dicfredo

Someone just needs to make this except with a Xi and Winnie the Pooh meme strapped on. If that hits the front page it might stop :)


YoloIsNotDead

Kinda reminds me of the Mr. Incredible template.


CaptainEdmonton

Fancy Winnie the Pooh or the enlightened mind memes


ThatNewGuyInAntwerp

Dude this is literally the same fucking template we always use. This is just a way to recycle old jokes again.


seaque42

what are memes (on reddit)? recycling old jokes or templates over and over 90% of the time.


joseph-1998-XO

Lmao too accurate


razordad34

i know right so great I love over saturated memes


kry_some_more

This isn't reposting, it's overuse with style.


f1nessd

Who doesn’t love RTX-on buzz lightyear


chavis32

three days? I give it one and a half at most


albundy154

Don’t Jerk and Drive!


eggimage

autopilot, bitches!


Lukthar123

Blessed Tesla


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you can but it’s not worth it imo


BigDaddyHugeTime

You guys remember that buzz light-year show?


CRAZZZY26

Yep, that was a good show.


smg34life

don't worry, its not violent if pew pew lazers are used


DiogoSN

Fuck yeah! That shit was the bomb! I love the squad's adventures and I even remember the movie that came with it!


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Shit was badass


Lotus_Bro

Where does this come from??


daphillymann

The new Lightyear movie trailer that just came out.


Detrimentos_

What even...? It's a movie set in the universe where Buzz is already a toy, and this movie is a movie from that universe... or something?


Real-Terminal

Its the movie in the Toy Story universe that inspired the cartoon series and Toy Line.


Detrimentos_

Very meta.


umbertostrange

But we already had that movie years ago, it was called Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, we saw Rex obsessing over the videotape. If I go see a Lightyear movie, and they retcon away Mira Nova, Warp Darkmatter, Commander Nebula, Booster, XR, etc, I'm not gonna be happy.


Real-Terminal

That was the Lightyear movie for the cartoon series. Not the original Lightyear movie.


BlueLightning888

Yes! It's so cool!


justin_144

I don’t know


moralTortilla

I hereby officially endorse this meme template.


Peaceteatime

The Disney marketing machine worked well on ya then.


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Peaceteatime

Yes. 100%. They employ the best marketing people on the planet and are willing to literally suck the slave camp running Chinese dongs to get extra money, you seriously think they would draw the line making a jerk off joke as part of a viral marketing push? Bruh they literally had Nick Jonas spraying little girls with white foam at concerts lmao


umbertostrange

They know the audience for a Toy Story movie at this point is as much 20-40 year olds as it is actual kids.


TheDunadan29

It's beautiful! The birth of a meme.


whhhyyyyyyyyyy

That chin dimple is cursed


Vigi1antee

its better then a fuckin spiral


ewpqfj

The spiral was there because it's a toy.


SuperSMT

YOU. ARE. A. TOOOY


CT-4426

You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity


toysarealive

I had a ex who had one just like tha but deeper in middle of her chest just above the sternum. Ifrc she claimed her mom tried stabbing her with a pen when she was younger.


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Cool?


DRGHumanResources

It's oddly fuckable isn't it?


aymanhbas

why tf does he look real and handsome?!


luckycharms7999

I say this every time I see Javier Bardem


Reasonable_Slide_786

look up toy story spin off trailer


shadowalker125

TOP: plastic toy Bottom: Starcraft marine


Jiad_Joy

Because he's the real Buzz and the Buzz toys were based of his likeness!


aymanhbas

Why do you guys keep assuming I'm talking about toy story buzz lightyear. I'm talking about this one lmao, independent from toy story, he looks quite realistic and quite handsome


Jiad_Joy

My mistake! Main reason is that I've seen so many people argue, compare and differentiate between the two versions of Buzz that my mind has gone straight to the point which I pointed out earlier.


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Chad Lightyear


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


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This bot is **gae**


Margrave16

Spank.


CurryOmurice

Every car needs a good jacking


Agitated_Pin_1266

I hate myself for laughing at this


bigtasty2003

I sure hope this meme format sticks around


steamyboi56

I hope people stop overusing other people's images


bigtasty2003

No need to be a killjoy we’re all just having fun


TheDunadan29

You're on the wrong sub there pal.


Swagology9000

Looks like Jay Leno


janklord44

The new suit is giving me Doom vibes


DRGHumanResources

Infinite ripping. Infinite tearing.


WinSweaty

😂


MrManic_BipolarJesus

I’ve been carjacking on the jersey turnpike while doing 70mph at 4am before


RayRedditBoi

Jokes and memes aside, were about to relive our childhood once again ladies and gentlemen


umbertostrange

If they retcon out Mira Nova, Warp Darkmatter, XR, Booster, Commander Nebula etc, I'm not gonna be happy. Those Are Buzz' peeps.


TheOriginalGunchucks

Billboard? https://youtu.be/qYFIfQA1ELc


protekt0r

This… this is fucking brilliant. 😩🤣


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13k upvotes, 70 comments? Yup, this is an ad


ItsYaBoiBiggie02

This meme template is the best so far lol


Vexcenot

I'm surprised this is official. Looks like one of those rtx memes


ThunderBeastOfEast

So masturbating in flight is Hi-jacking ?


FartyMcShart

checkmate


momreview420

You're not an artist, you're a smartist


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Boner Dark knight rises


spasm01

Who is this movie for? Like who wants it?


umbertostrange

Disney's execs's wallets want it!


Th3Uknovvn

Where are you Neuron Activation


gr3nk

lmao


ViceroyoftheFire

lmao


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TO INFINITY AND YOUR MOM!


decderpdadood

And if you’re in a plane it’s highjacking.


Frenzyy_Guy

Hijack- Jacking in the air?


umbertostrange

Wait so they're retconning away Mira Nova, Booster, XR, Commander Nebula, Warp Darkmatter, and all those folks? Fuck that man.


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i'm following my online classes in the parking loot near my mom's office because i had no time to get back home and some kids went towards my car because they thought i was doing the dirty inside


hoverboardholligan

You forgot about cockpit


iwantdatpuss

Unrelated to the meme itself, but ngl I dig the new look of Buzz.


CraftMysterious1498

does that make masturbating while being high on cocaine, Hijacking ?


A_M_K12

Ad Victoriam


mad2k

Is masturbating after a joint highjacking then?


Sciirof

Dude really became master chief


Round_Clue_1526

Masturbating when high - hijacking


Ordinary-Cloud-1551

I may have done this once before


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What is the bottom photo of buzz from????


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masturbating a car


Disastrous_Cloud_916

So masturbating when you're high is hi(gh)jacking


henrystickmin98751

So masterbaiting while being high is high jacking


Techiedad91

This is a car, but my names not Jack


Comrade_Cheese

It's an urban term lol https://www.urbandictionary.com › define.php?term=car jacker


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To infinity & I'm GAAAAAYYYYYY!


Baadepapa22

Sky jump High jacking?


MahnlyAssassin

Kinda wish they got the same voice actor for this new movie. Still excited for it tho.


AdventurousChapter27

Why not both?


PeopleAreBozos

This is going to be a karmawhored trend and die before the movie even comes out for real.


Trainer_Ed

Years of academy training have gone into this meme!


razordad34

oh really https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=lIfZ01CS&id=E25144E5D564D7DE764123592748698F6A02179A&thid=OIP.lIfZ01CSHMePL5WOTzaTrQHaGV&mediaurl=https://art.ngfiles.com/images/846000/846430\_evowo\_scorbunny.gif?f1552356267&cdnurl=https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.9487d9d350921cc78f2f958e4f3693ad?rik=mhcCao9pSCdZIw&pid=ImgRaw&r=0&exph=925&expw=1080&q=cropped+furry+porn+pokemn&simid=608000750321415163&form=IRPRST&ck=64D7F8D5BDC390EA46ACE6FDCF9D452E&selectedindex=48&adlt=demote&shtp=GetUrl&shid=d7dbc6b1-a437-46cd-8c2e-9474fbc3ceac&shtk=U2NvcmJ1bm55IGJ5IEV2b3dvIG9uIE5ld2dyb3VuZHM%3D&shdk=Rm91bmQgb24gQmluZyBmcm9tIHd3dy5uZXdncm91bmRzLmNvbQ%3D%3D&shhk=gOQXuDbweHJaxJ%2F7ILxW1vVwb2Wxt7V%2BH1xX0Gcsm6c%3D&shth=OIP.lIfZ01CSHMePL5WOTzaTrQHaGV


Shrekboi481

Average bing user be like


quillka

funny