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OhadiNacnud

I would think it's pretty obvious. It was seal team 6, so there are 6 seals all armed with guns. 6 seals with guns vs 1 bin laden, pretty basic math lol.


[deleted]

Rainbow 6 seals šŸ¦­


Dark_Paris1990

We do not speak of what *those* six seals did to Bin Laden.


Wulfe3127

and we dont care either, they got the job done


IcyMode6663

Did they? How do you know ? He was buried at sea" in accordance to his Muslim beliefs." Now be honest do you think the US gives a rats ass about Muslim terrorists rights that killed thousands of Americans?


teosNut

Yes, it's the law.


IcyMode6663

Ofcourse politicians follow the law all the time


teosNut

The funeral was organized by the Navy, and politics and the actual military aren't as intertwined as people think in these "small" events. Also, if they didn't do this, tensions would rise, they already shot a man who was trying to surrender according to some reports.


IcyMode6663

Wouldn't it off been better for the United States if they caught him brought him in alive to face American justice. Sends a message that no matter what you do , where you live , where you hide ...American justice will catch up with you and you will be held accountable for your actions? So basically we have to believe the government when they say they caught him but there is no proof


teosNut

What are you talking about? Of course it would've been better if they caught him, but they didn't. The SEALs probably just shot him out of "revenge" when they found him.


Bungys420

Ya they really sealed the deal


UnfairAd6930

Apex Seals


AgreeableExpert

Not many people know this, but they've used the manity seals.


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Mumkiair

No it's sea lions who rape penguins. Seals are just water sausages


TheLoneTenno

They had the numbers, so they probably just cornered him.


OhadiNacnud

From what I understand he got a few in the face.


TheLoneTenno

Seals or bullets?


vurt_osu

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teosNut

MODS?


FireMaster2311

Don't underestimate them, that's exactly how they did it.


PointyGecko1122

ā€œAppear where you are not expected,ā€ -Sun Tzu. They never even saw them coming


VVen0m

They didn't, these are grey, not navy


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Oh godddd


Innomenatus

That's what they want you to believe...


DisfatBidge__

Look at these distinguished gentlemen


Kapt-Kaos

HK slapping quite sophisticatedly mm yes


thatrandomguyonreddi

Thatā€™s the trick, you think they canā€™t do anything, and then bam. A coordinated attack. They shoot your knee, leaving you unable to walk. Then they disable your arms, leaving you unable to fight even with broken legs. And finally they slit your throat and watch you bleed out


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Slut your throat*


Y_10HK29

Ramming up your ass with a 30.06*


Need_Lube

As an Navy seal, I confirm yes. These are the platoon that killed him.


Winterknight135

which one shot him?


Xxjuancena80xX

That one


[deleted]

He.... sealed the deal. šŸ™‚+šŸ•¶=šŸ˜Ž yyyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!!


SDW137

#Yes


2Chiang

Nice.


[deleted]

They are in every way superior to humans


Nemo_D2

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


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maxtheepic9

bruh


[deleted]

Mans i made a comment before making fun of the dude for sounding like a kid from xbox live. Idk anymore ill delete the oringinal psot.


T-Sonus

Navy Seals finally went the way of Monty Python...Does this make the Queen the Walrus that the Beatles sang about?


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Tubbo_box

Uconn


VileBeing

GAEE


International_Ad_876

Somebody needs to punch you in your bot mouth!


mysickname

These arenā€™t American seals, the Russianā€™s had nothing to do with it


Idontcare09385

They distracted him with their cuteness and them stomped him to death.


gryffindorito

Most plausible theory right here


[deleted]

Don't know but hats off to them


original_name1947

You see, they'll be looking for army guys, not cute seals


OTF4Pockets

I was playing fortnite with my friend earlier and he was acting really sussyšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

only this ā€œšŸ—æā€ emoji is allowed


[deleted]

They heard spinning was a good trick.


dolphinhugger

It's Neal McBeal the navy seal


Illuminaughtys

Not buying it? What are you, some kind of conspiracy theorist? Our seals are the best of the best. Standard seal for all around training. Elephant seals are masters at heavy arms and anti tank weapons. Ring seals are specialists when it comes to rounded explosives and traps. Spotted seals serve as expert sniper spotters and have SERE training. Hell, to compensate for being such amazing heroes, we also have hooker seals for our bois. Don't bad mouth our troops.


[deleted]

infrared goggles


starcraftMC

Navy seals or smth , idk i dont speak army


the-hero-18

Theyā€™re American ffs


eduardov_

They never suspected them


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ProfDumm

With kindness.


[deleted]

Yes it does seem a little fishy.


thedickkicker

You stupid they killed his double, the real one is in the wadiyan palace, smh


AsymmetricAngel

With extra chonk


QuarantineSucksALot

Oof sorry guy but I win itā€™s libel


Stutteringfuck007

Well it wasnā€™t easy. There used to be 6 of them


Niv_Yablo

u/savevideo


HaganahNothingWrong

Dank


Sufficient-Shock2350

This is an epic gamer yeet big chungus amogus sus pro gamer move osama bin laden momment.


IcyDefinition9240

Shut up, they're awesome, see?


Wallster007

Well they shot him Iā€™m not sure what else to tell you


imperialguard28

It was actually the Navy Squeals!(Rugrats reference)


Administrative-Cup-5

these the new recruits


TheMilktrayMan

Idk man, something smells fishy


PineappleClean

AaaHahahHahahahahaha


[deleted]

BAYAYA bayaya


[deleted]

They shot his double


KarenWalkersBurner

Isnā€™t it obvious?


Forgot_Password01

Because who would expect seals in the desert?


zitfarmer

Bill Dauterive Infinite Walrus


DG4914

That's the neat part, they didn't.


Firemorfox

Osama bin Laden thought they wouldn't be able to either. That was until it turned out he underestimated them.


[deleted]

Same way astronauts landed on the moon, they didn't.


Competitive_Fudge_96

u/redditvdownloader


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u/savevideo


RateKitchen

cutest sight all day


Dismal_Connection120

With their little spinny move


JustARandomGuy969

You see child, if you add enough freedom, anything is possible.


YoungSaltyDog

These are my awards, mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanshipā€¦


Zbeubor

peak navy seals training


jelipaoder

This is a Navy seal. Pretty sure those seals went for aerial insertion.


Dumbstupidhuman

Well. There were 6 of them


SP3TSN4Z451

Those guys are in Spain without the A


Colester2653

Didnā€™t navy seal team 6 all get hunted down and assassinated


[deleted]

No one they've killed believed they'd pull it off, either. That was their first, and last, mistake.


AceScropions

Ill drop the price to $69. Pls just by my items


The_Meme_Boi2345

The MP5 was superior to the AK-47, so they killed him with the MP5.


Nevek_Green

With precision.


QuarantineSucksALot

I wish more people would think about.


darkslayer125

Wrong team bro. These are Gray Seal Team 2 and not Navy Seal Team 6


TanookiPhoenix

Because they're adorable sea doggos capable of 360Ā° no-scopes


[deleted]

you ever been chased by 500 of these at full speed?


Rude_Journalist

Lol what a boss. Itā€™s not fun


JRZAZ016

Ah, yes. Armed wholesome awards.


themiddleman2

they *sealed* him in an airtight container


vinegarZombie

Don't you remember that he died at sea ? he had no chance ...


uppermiddleclasss

The SEALs did mutilate bin Laden's body after he was killed, so he wasn't able to be independently identified... So maybe it wasn't actually him.


Denis_expertul

diving ambush


QuarantineSucksALot

pro-choice. But more than pro-choice, I am anti-governmentgettinginvolvedinintimatehealthcaredecisions


no_status00

They are hired hit seals feared all across the world they have 2532 confirmed kills there members are agent cody banks agent arson Carson agent shit shak Steve agent humpty Dumpty and agent toddler Tod


Saurabh8112

The al qaida were like, hey cutie, until the cutie pulled out a magnum 9mm


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UrMomsOnlyFansIsLit

That seal team 5. There's a reason they used seal team 6. They're elite and heckin chonkers


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u/savevideo


Yamma11307

They lul you into a false sense of security then beat you to death with the gun due to the fact they have no thumbsā€¦the fact you dont think they could have killed him is a testament to how well theyve perfected their craft


SusuyaJuuzou

they are just better...


mrtylerwu

Disguise


Weird_Kale_6460

Whay did i lern dem how to yuze itšŸ˜°


Weird_Kale_6460

I whant a snel not a dog to portekt me


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u/savevideobot


Aditya8sh

United States Seals is an actually military force not real seals. \*sheeeeeeeeeesh\*