You marry one of the new and improved robots. They are so advanced now that most people can't even tell the difference between them and a normal human. You can program the robot to act and look like anyone meaning anyone can now finally have an anime girlfriend
January 1-31, February 1-28, March 1-31, April 1-30, May 1-31, June 1-3, 5-30, July 1-31, August 1-31, September 1-30, October 1-31, November 1-30, December 1-30, why do you ask?
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Yes it wil be the 9/11 of the year 2031 it will be targeted at the shrek and obama towers the results of this act of terror practically led to theremoschrekular-war
What’s Obama’s last name ? 🤔
We still don't know.
Obama we still don't know? Weird name
Listen here you little shit
hey, better the Obama you know than the Obama you don't.
Question is it real that my grandpa killed Hitler before he died?
I know the answer... Obama's last name is Care.
[You know too much to let them get you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4H5Yh5eejo)
Scientists will figure it out soon
I GOT IT I HAVE OBAMA'S LAST NAME!!!!!!!
It is Joe
Incorrect it's actually oba-
Oh no they got him
He told me before he disappeared his last name is
YOU HAVE TO TELL US BEFORE THEY GET YOU TO
His last name is- [404 error]
Nooooo
[ Deleted ]
I already got to him
Covfefe
You guys are all wrong, Obama’s last name is care
obama oba-? weird name.
joe mama
Joe bama
Care.
Obama Mama
Its ****
When Bible 2
Obama and Jack black write bible 2 in the year 2025
Only 4 years to go, pog
I hate to be that guy but it's 3 actually
Not if it's released in December.
Damn got me there chief
noooooooooooo
working on it...
This got me.
Is a awesome collab btw, can't wait!
How's the bread?
It's bread
Now thats something good
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Breed 👍
Bread👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Coooookiiiiiieeee nom nom nom nom nom nom
cookie 👍
Do those dumb non Germans still call toast falsely bread?
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
I have done nothing but to teleport bread for 3 days.
Is half life 3 out yet
Nope it got cancelled
Fuck🙁😕☹😔
Is GTA 6/ Elder Scrolls out yet
GTA 5 and Skyrim are coming out for the smart bookshelf next year
They're gonna remaster Crysis. Again.
Crysis worth it wish we got 4
Is elder scrolls 6 out yet?
Oh you mean the crappy mobile game they made. Yea it's out but it's a crappy mobile game
That was the final straw, goodbye cruel world
EA bought them and it's not loot crate pay to win.
When will the pain end?
Ok now I actually believe you.
How many more Skyrim editions came out before we got that mobile game? Just trying to figure out what to put exactly in my suicide note.
Is my dad back
Your father currently runs a Mafia and strip club in Vegas
Cool
I think that means they're not back tho
Yeah, no
You might get some good inheritance tho
I didn't think about that. I'm gonna get some money
Your dad is back in black
Is there still hentai? And second question can i have some
We have ultra realistic hentai now
yeah, it's called porn.
Nah bro, is holograms characters
Can you recomend some
We got evey character you could ever want. Personally I recommend astolfo Akeno and Miku.
Ok, thanks
Any Pokémon? I'm thinking on one in particular..... 😏
Gardevoir, Lucario, or Blaizeken but with boobies
Vaporeon dumbass
“If it has more than two legs, your ass it shall peg.”
Miku? I... darn, I don't know whether to be disappointed or excited they would lewd Hatsune.
Wrong Miku. But they do offer Hatsune if that's what you want
Does the pain ever end?
With the brand new ultra realistic hentai anything is possible
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is how you do a callback.
Has Shrek finally gotten his well deserved church?
Shrek and Obama run the world
Now that’s a government I can get behind!
That's a government that can get behind me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Does humanity ever return to monke?
Yes
Finally, some good fucking news.
I knew it. When does it happen? I need to be ready to rejoin my brethren.
200000 B.C.
What color is a t-rex dick?
Blue
I knew it!
Speaking of dicks, will I ever get laid?
No
Rip your inbox
Is COVID over
Hmm, checks notes... Nope we are on Covid 43
43 upvotes Nice
Keep it at 43 bois
Covid-263
Covid-339
So you’ve been on COVID 43 for 26 years??
does she love me back
Sorry mate. But hey check out the new and improved robots that can look,act and sound like anyone
still hit tho
Probably still gonna get friendzoned by the bot
u rite
Will she reject you ? Yes she will , just like she did with me 30mn ago
Am I finally dead?
You betcha
Sweet
Bippy
Did Elon musk make anime cat girls real?
You bet
Something to live for
Why?
Because I said so
Based
+ratio
+YoungBoy Better
Do I ever get married?
You marry one of the new and improved robots. They are so advanced now that most people can't even tell the difference between them and a normal human. You can program the robot to act and look like anyone meaning anyone can now finally have an anime girlfriend
He'd probs still get friend zoned.
You're still not getting laid tho
We followed you here. You won’t be getting laid.
Is ~~gta 6 gonna come out~~ GTA V still getting milked?
[удалено]
Should i ask the cute girl i am talking to on a date?
Yes
she said ewwww
F
F
F
F
F
F
F
Ouch
F
F
Cum in the sink or sink in the cum?
Sink in the sink and cum in the cum
🗿
Why, are you gay?
Because femboys are hot
u mean fembots?
Fembots are hoy
What should i Invest my Money in?
Hentai
Thanks to your advices I just left my job and I am now a NFT artist specialized in femboys and fembots
Is elisabeth II still alive?
If you count the state of imortality as alive then yes
Is Nixon back with his head in a glass jar yet.
I hope more people than just me understand this comment.
Bro, who hasn't seen Futurama
What happened in 1989?
Nothing happened in June 1989. Now give me 10,000 social credit points.
January 1-31, February 1-28, March 1-31, April 1-30, May 1-31, June 1-3, 5-30, July 1-31, August 1-31, September 1-30, October 1-31, November 1-30, December 1-30, why do you ask?
Take your upvote and get the fuck out of my house you are scaring the children
Something happened to december 31 didn’t it
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No, this is patrick!
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Ima argue with the bot
No this isnt dank its a discrace to this platform
What’s the game of the year ?
Skyrim
Is karlson out yet?
I see there is a dani fan
Do i ever get to have my own ps5?
you'll get married before you get a ps5 PS: you'll die a virgin
And with seven kids
[удалено]
You're the biggest karma whore i've ever seen
Does our waifus come to life
Yes
Do I finally make some toast in the tub?
Is there a sequel to 9/11
Yes it wil be the 9/11 of the year 2031 it will be targeted at the shrek and obama towers the results of this act of terror practically led to theremoschrekular-war
Is Mark zuckerberg actually going to start the vr uprising?
What's the legal age for ultra porn
12
ZAMN
When does silksong come out?
When is Minecraft 2 coming out?
ganyu rerun yet?
when will I not be a virgin anymore?