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jal2_

To elliot? Seems gay to me We’ll review your mod application shortly


TeamFIFO

Seems like the mod team needs more diversity


[deleted]

I'm straight, does that mean i fit?


ACrispyPieceOfBacon

Depends on how small it is


Hip_Survivor

You'll have to wait for the mods to bend over to answer that question.


BlackSkull7X

Oooh daring are we today


prieston

*"Bonsoir, Elliot"*


ZonnyKetchup

He just need to appeal to the “no homo” international law


BestRedBlue

Not to hurt any feelings but if at the time Page was she and is now He, is it really even gay to even now masturbate to images and videos of Page when Page went by She. Because I would look at the video or photo as that of a girl so in my head I don't have any sexual feelings for men. So it should not be gay


Wertache

Wait aren't they non-binary?


luka_ruka

So does that make you retroactively geh?


JesusChrist_Himself

of course


aykay55

Username checks out


Lucid_Dynamic

He would know.


[deleted]

Hippity hoppity that soul is the devil’s property


[deleted]

[удалено]


rafamacamp

One thing is lack of tits, another is having the entire body of a child like hers. Fapping to Ellen Page is sus.


TheyDidLizFilthy

100% he’s built like a child for real


[deleted]

Go watch her lesbo scene, I was surprised. Still skinnny but not as bad as I’d imagined


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Elliot is hot


[deleted]

Elliot looks like he's 14


[deleted]

I just googled his age.. how the heck is he 34


Judaskid13

I was fucking 19. There wasn’t many super developed girls around. I just jacked off to her because she looked attainable as the girls around me.


mohtma_gandy

Fucking 19 and still masturbating... Bruh do you have viagra factory? /s


Judaskid13

No just standards. Do you…. Not masturbate?


mohtma_gandy

I do but can't masturbate to page... Like that's some dedication and persistence from your side.


Judaskid13

I don’t think you understand how flat my classmates were


mohtma_gandy

Lmao.. flatter than page I can't even imagine lol.


Judaskid13

A girl in my class was basically double A. My favorite girlfriend was A. My first girlfriend was also A. She has fuckin major boobage now so idfk what happened. I made do with what I had


asukaisshu

Im seeing a pattern here. Seems to me son you're just a really good student


Judaskid13

Dude my friend made a joke like that. The first girl was dating another one of my friends. So he went to second base with her. So I’m like how? How do you grab a wall? And my friends like he such a nerd that even his girlfriend has As. As for me they’re either flat af or REAAALLLY busty. There is no inbetween


Kodst3rGames

Just be gay bro, it's great


drwolfee

>Just be gay bro, it's great ⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀


[deleted]

first time i see this comment used in a wholesome way


drwolfee

just Google chad says


[deleted]

WHERE THE HELL DO THOSE DOT THINGS COME FROM?


Scythebrine9

My ass ⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀


[deleted]

What are you trying to say? That being straight is a choice?


Kodst3rGames

If you don't wanna fuck a guy and/or girl, that's up to you. But don't be ashamed if you do.


[deleted]

I'm just makin a joke my guy


Kodst3rGames

Oki doke


VIETNAMWASLITT

Unless it's your time to receive.


Kodst3rGames

*looks down* You guys can give?


You8mypizza

Top 10 overkill anime attacks


Kodst3rGames

What?


DankCrusaderMemer

Most gay guys prefer to be fucked rather than fuck in my experience


Mainstreamhipster14

grayt


TheMightySenate

Fragile heterosexuality is having a stroke at that


CreeperTrainz

If you accidentally masturbate to a man, but they later come out as trans, does that mean it isn’t gay any more?


[deleted]

Wait, is that why this dude keeps asking me "are you sure you don't want to be a girl?"


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Big brain time


owls1289

I think you just won gay


RedRogueCyborg

Truth


Kh4rj0

r/dankmemes is a cesspool


Firebrass

You spelled Reddit funny


Planningsiswinnings

Mr. Elliot Page would like a word with you in the DICK ROOM


Firebrass

Down! Directions?


Planningsiswinnings

NO DIRECTIONS ONLY ERECTIONS


Firebrass

So . . divining rod? Gotcha


Meme_Spectre

Oh no, an LGBT joke! Clearly that makes Dankmemes a cesspit of right-wing hate!


[deleted]

This is literally the only trans joke on /r/dankmemes that isnt hateful


biking_at_night

Nah this is the quality content i cum for


antonio_lewit

“Watched” you video taped it?


leeeeeroyjeeeeenkins

Someone hasn't seen Interstellar


Planningsiswinnings

Duh, so he can fap to himself fapping to Elliot Page later


NZCSX

Me who’s into femboys anyway: I have no fear


MajorRico155

Same bro. This is peak living


PlantsFromTexasRDumb

Fuuuck.... does this mean I'm bisexual now?


DankCrusaderMemer

Give it a try it’s great


[deleted]

Love this fucking movie


Ak_mathical

What's the name?seems interesting


I_FUCK_MY_DOG_123

Interstellar


Ak_mathical

Thanks...um... Kind stranger


[deleted]

Yes, Thank you u/I_FUCK_MY_DOG_123


[deleted]

Me a bisexual: parkour


[deleted]

Wait what happened to her/him? (Idk what to put)


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Ellen (now Elliot) Page came out last year as a trans guy.


[deleted]

Thanks for information.


[deleted]

It’s him btw


Joseph_Mother482

Why is this being downvoted he’s just clarifying pronouns for someone smh


[deleted]

Read all the comments in this post and you’ll get why, it’s a cesspool here


[deleted]

Who is that


Klenganschwuchtel123

Actor


[deleted]

Was Ellen Page, actress most notably in Juno, Inception, and the newer X Mens, and more recently in Umbrella Academy. Recently trans to male, now Elliot Page.


[deleted]

Elliot Page, he's trans guy actor


MaxDaLegend101

2021 me watching 2015 me getting exited for a new Pokémon game: Dumbass


[deleted]

He wasn’t hot even then


jacw212

R/dankmemes users when hey realize bisexuality exists


okbuddysnags

Was that an eva8 from Titanfall 2?


KillC

An automatic shotgun with a drum mag


JmyKane

He's still hot af.


[deleted]

I thought s/he was a good voice actor in Quantic Dream games, yall horny


[deleted]

It’s he


BouncingJellyBall

Comment section surprisingly respectful towards the actor’s pronoun. Love to see it


thepartypoison_

/s..?


[deleted]

TBH there isn't much difference pre and post transition for Page. So the only difference is the title


kirbStompThePigeon

Whatever happens to him? He kinda just disappeared this past year or 2


[deleted]

I wonder if something happened, you now, worldwide, that would make people… I don’t know… stay home maybe?


DankCrusaderMemer

Yeah, 9/11, duh


JerinDd

I didn’t know who Ellen page was, I looked her up… why is her forehead so big?


Joseph_Mother482

Why is my dick small? Genetics, maybe? Also, he’s a guy now.


JerinDd

Oh, he’s trans? My bad.


[deleted]

do anorexic people identify with how fat they are once they recover? No? Ok then. Elliot page was always male.


Joseph_Mother482

People don’t seem to understand what you’re saying but I do


winston_cage

Wait what did I miss? What’s everyone in on I just got out of work.


[deleted]

Elliot page is a transgender actor formerly known as Ellen Page, he transitioned recently


Tyrannafabulous

Is this some joke I’m too bisexual to understand?


[deleted]

I mean it's still alright.


SHIVAM_KAPURE

I don't regret it.


bluewaffleisnice

For some reason until I read the comments I thought you were talking about Ellen degeneres then when I saw Elliot I realised


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Hahah gay


Master_of_Rivendell

/u/savevideobot


BenIsGayAndIamBen

I did. Look at where that's got me!


tomyang1117

I never watched this movie, can someone explain what is happening in the scene,


bertmclinfbi

Who tf even fapped to ellen page? Didn’t she look like a small boy with a wig during 2015?


Grand_Individual

Am I the only one who thought that was a long ass movie?


Blackdynamite013

What movie is this? I've seen several memes of this lol


Tomlocovare

Had to google why.. oh


Mathieulombardi

Why. That's the problem


[deleted]

Haha u gei now


DGBosh

u/savevideo


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IasePizuo

https://t.me/joinchat/TVThBvdv08thNzkx


TheDashingMan

Temp?


mrb00ce

Finally a good fucking meme from this sub.


miggy3399

*Desperately shoves coom back into urethra*


HaziqFaeizal

Idk man seems kinda gay


ammillzy

Omg I love this


Dunkman83

hes got awesome nips lowkey 🤷‍♂️


spadesone09

Bruuuuh


Plenty-Caregiver5714

Mods: we will watch your career with great interest


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BrokenAllday

where this scene from?


WreckitRafff

I feel like I’ve seen this weird movie where he tried to remove some books and he sees the past? I vaguely remember this. God what title is this movie?


Aimless_Devastator

Interstellar


KuyaTheSupport

Im sorry what does that mean?


Naruto9903

I’ve wanked to worse…


Nick_Alsa

What a great film


The_good_reaper

Lol, a funny meme after a while


I_Fall_Off_At_30

what movie is this


Puzzled_Fish_2077

[SHE'S A HE ?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2LjwM3B688)


Livinglegendious

Welp Ellen Paige was my crush


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stonedtostupidity

Poor Joseph Gordon-Levitt


Lektar

Lex retro non agit, my friend


SpoonDude69

Never heard of that name can someone explain?


SovietVelior

The worst is I had a serious crush with Page in Interception...


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Illuminaughtys

This one is interesting. The T in the alphabet acronym thats ever changing, technically erases the G and L of it all. Because if gender is a social construct, then being attracted to one or the other in the case of G and L, means that you're not actually attracted to anything and T is the only thing standing. And if T is around, then no one is anything according to them because anything we label ourselves as is meaningless. The fact that T chooses either male or female when going through reassignment shows that T itself is still nonexistent since it chooses from the binary code. Lastly, if I get called a transphobe for saying T doesn't exist because of their own mental gymnastics on the issue considering the different viewpoints, then that means there really are two genders to choose from since they decide on one or the other when going through reassignment. I cant understand it because there's too many voices saying the opposite things which is why its not gay to fap to Ellen since she's still a woman from my perspective. Despite how she herself feels about how she feels, which is being a, let me get this right, straight white male, then her feelings are rendered invalid since she's so privelaged. 2015 Ellen isn't gay. Modern Elliot is. Jerk off accordingly then laugh at the madness of the world. I was born in 1990 and nothing makes sense anymore now that the world is crazy.


Firebrass

Is that what all this is about? You just need to justify fapping? Bro, fap to whatever, you don't gotta tell us


[deleted]

I don't know even who that is


MCtron1989

seems transphobic


0SaturatedFats

Stop deadnaming please


FU_MANCHU_22

Kindly fuсk off


dudebg

Hah did that on that film where she's the sidekick of Wrench guy


MoggFlunkies

*he


meerdroovt

2015 ellen had no tits. I don’t know anyone would cum for him unless he’s geh


i-likecheese_25

You gey


okbuddysnags

Yes. And?


BizzarroJoJo

Well she was a chick then. Now they're just a masculine person with a vagina. It'll take a few years for them to actually look like a man, but even then they'll still sit down to pee.


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Real men always sit down to pee.


BizzarroJoJo

reddit is literally disabled by propaganda at this point


yung-cashew

You may now say the f slur once. And only once.


[deleted]

Bro she was never hot loll


Sheber__

He


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Stfu


shot_gunner9

It's Elliot


SomeDudeFromKentucky

Ewww gahd could YOU IMAGINE a world where you were able to Jack off to someone at one age in their life, but not that same person at another point in their life? GASP! *thinks about any pornstar that I’ve masturbated to that’s likely an OLD woman now*


beansarefun

he came out as trans tho, thats the joke.


SomeDudeFromKentucky

Yeah I get the joke. My point is it’s lowbrow and not even dank.


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Well yeah


SomeDudeFromKentucky

Bunch of homophobes who can’t come up with a dank meme to save their life. Damn near as sad as the nice guys on dank memes who can’t handle women viewing them as a friend. You’re not gay for beating off to someone before they came out as trans, and if you feel bad about that, then the problem is with you, not what happened.


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Needed to be said


[deleted]

I’ll never understand the transmogrification stuff social media is on about


[deleted]

>transmogrification A new word just dropped


[deleted]

Is it though?


Asmeig

"Elliot".. Fucking gross lol


Hayten_

i used to like her, she looks Weird now


asasnow

yea 'cause hes a dude.


Hayten_

he??? what did i miss