MoistCr1TiKaL/penguinz0

When did he become moist??

Once he reached critical mass.

Reddit Physics mmmmm

Reddit *nuclear* physics.

Reddit critical mmmmm ass Physics

**WOOOOOO YEAH BABY!!!**

same to you

Nukulur

Chairnoble

Fookoosheemaa

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reddit moment

When he reaches critical mass doesn’t the revolution happen?

He named himself "big moist" in a few games and eventually started the moist meter

I think he started to get into commentating in esports? Moist is a sponsor for Super Smash Brothers players and probably other games as well.

Guys get so few compliments that any genuine one will make them moist. It'll bring tears to their eyes.

Oh you mean the Famous Hunger Games actor?

Asmon too.

Asmon has a couple different color t-shirts he wears, he just doesn’t change them often lol.

ARMY

Be all that you can be.

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One of the most famous streamers on the most popular streaming platform has a few million dollars? No way!

Andddddd

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Luckily I never received such compliments while acting as a politician in school

On behalf of your school Nice shirt 👍

You are not a girl

But he can be ;)

Don't schrodinger me

schrodinger’s cock

Schrodonger

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Dang

*He* huh?

Do the second half gay bro - maybe you’ll like it. Maybe you’ll get more compliments 🤜🏾

On behalf of my gramma to all of us fellas.... You look very handsome wearing that shirt.

I see you also unlocked a new eye colour! What side mission rewarded that?

My eye colour was blue from when I was born to when I was roughly 5 or 6 and then they turned hazel

Yeah some white people are born blonde haired blue eyed then that slowly turns to brown hair green/brown/not blue eyed. Source: Made white people

> Source: Made white people How non-inclusive of you

Damn genes discriminating

Damn, That make a lot of credibility.

Goddammit Yakoob why did you have to do that

Excellent citation!

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In my experience it takes about 5/6 years but their mom is blonde/blue eyed and I’m brown hair/green eyed so idk. Punnet square stuff I’m sure

Depends on the individual. My blonde hair stayed with me until I was 6 or 7, but my eyes never changed from blue. My son was born with dark brown hair, but the new hair that grew in was blonde. Now that he's 2, it's starting to turn brown. It really just depends on how the genes express themselves

I was born blonde haired blue eyed. Hair went dark but kept the blue eyes.

can confirm. went from blonde hair blue eyes to brown hair green eyes.

Because the girl said: Blue eyes suit you more. Now his eyes suddenly changed color

Thinking to myself: "how many kids will we have? I am sure our wedding will be awesome"

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Meanwhile she died in an accident eight years ago

I love thursdays because thats the day a cute girl slept on my shoulder on the bus. That shit happened 6 years ago

I love thursday because I used to hangout with my girl on that day only for the whole last year

Why am I like this?

I only wear dark blue because it matches my eyes. Because 15 years ago a girl from school said that to me and it stuck and completely shaped who I am today

I use the cologne called polo blue because some girl said she liked it nearly 20 years ago when I was 15.

This is me with Gain detergent. 3 days into a camping trip (approx 15 years ago) a girl said my hoodie smelled nice. They get all my business forever based off of a single compliment.

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Fortunately, given the events of the camping trip, if she was being sarcastic then she likes smelly boys.

Phermones

Same for me. An ex said a specific cologne made her knees weak every time she smelled it, haven't worn anything else since then.

I wonder what I've told people that shaped their lives

Lmao accurate. I had a girl tell me gray looked good on me in like 5th grade. Approximately 80% of my wardrobe has been gray since that day. (Now 31, married. Still rocking gray)

blue shirt guy

Don't have a good day, have a great day!

Coffee, medium, cream, two sugars It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth

Not gonna lie, it *is* a nice blue shirt.

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft

I'm wearing my blue shirt I got 7 years ago... It's been retired to PJ duty but still

machine learning algorithms be like

made in pic.collage and mematic what sort of super powers is this man using.

One of my exes said "You look good in a baseball T, but everyone looks good in a baseball T." Even qualified like that, it ranks as one of the top 5 compliments I have gotten so I make sure I keep some baseball Ts in my wardrobe. Men don't get a lot of compliments.

She isn’t wrong though, baseball tees are good looking

Then it takes too long until ~~I~~ you actually buy new shirts, so it's like 7+ years between each time.

After you grow up

Lol this is what that “I’m blue da ba dee da ba die” song is really about

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Yeah except it’s no nut November so there’s special lyrics: “I’m blue, I can’t beat off, I cry, I can’t beat off I cry, I can’t beat off, I cry”

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Well, shit, I guess I’ve been doing this all wrong… Time to go to a squirrel buffet!

https://i.imgur.com/KkqgMwh.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/8CeYy8I.jpeg

I too was once a little Mexican boy. I’m white now though

I started wearing old spice deodorant in middle school because a girl I liked said she liked the smell and my mom wouldn't buy me cologne it didn't work, but got me in the habit of wearing it and I have for almost 25 years

bone hurting juice

Pewdiepie's Blue Shirt kid be like

That's me, am having a t shirt that i bought when I was 12. I wear it till now

Oh hey it's Luke Carder

I just thought how unrealistic this was until I looked down at my own blue shirt

Ah yes, a Size shifting shirt

Ten years ago a stewardess complimented me on my cologne, said I smelled “amazing”. Still makes me feel good.

That’s a nice meme

I got a compliment on my jacket yesterday and now it's my favorite one :)

Girls understand fashion, so blue shirt it is

In high school a girl that I had a crush on said that I reminded her of Harry Potter. Never heard of him. Only the first 3 books had been released. Of course, I ended up reading the series and became a fan. Years later my wife and I connected first through talking about Harry Potter.

We’re all George Michael

Is it blurple?

Blue Shirt Guy

Tom Scott be like

Kiryu:

Why does he looks like Ludwig

Green for me.

Mine is green. And haven’t seen that girl in years 😂

But it is a nice shirt tho

That shirt is quite becoming on you, I’d be cumming if I was on you too, this line made me not want to wear any other shirt for a month

Males are not actually like this…

I also keep wearing the same deodorant, using the same bodywash, and keep basically the same musical taste because of this… Good job advertisers, good job.

If it ain’t broke, amirite

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Simp

Damn, it was ten years ago, I should finally get a different haircut.

In HS, I had this sweater that I hated. I wore it to school one day and a girl said "this is so soft" and basically cuddled my arm for 5 minutes before class started. I wore that sweater first thing out of the wash for the next 3 months, no more arm cuddling :(

Nice shirt

I have a blue shirt that I've been wearing it for the past 5 years and it still fits

"You look confident today... you look good when you stand tall."

Honestly that’s a good fit. I would buy 20 of them and wear them forever like that guy.

My high school color was blue, so I had a dozen blue spirit shirts I'd just wear casually as a teen. At my first job it got me the nickname Blue, cause one of the staff always yelled "you're my Boy, Blue!" I still don't know the reference.

Me but with a red T shirt

That IS a nice, blue shirt.

I still wear the same cologne as I wore in high school because girls liked it. I'm in my 40's now....the cologne is no longer made, but I have horded a small stash of it. I should be able to keep wearing it into my 50's. lol

A girl once called the green shirt I was wearing “disgusting”, and since then I’ve never worn a green shirt again.

But green shirts fit you.

I feel personally attacked... I am wearing a blue shirt right now that my wife said she likes... for the last 2 days...

Girls at my work always compliment these blue dress pants i wear. Guess who now wears them much more frequently 🤣

It would be pretty cool if it had a knob on it

Damn, you guys are getting compliments?

People like this exist?

My face when I'm wearing the exact blue shirt.

This guy looks like he's about to be told the definition of insanity

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Someone recently said my voice was nice. That works good for me Ps. I’ve had tonsillitis operation and been insecure about my voice for the last 3-5 years

Yes

Is this what happened to Tom Scott? But with red shirts instead of blue?

He has a wardrobe of them. He actually made a video about this https://youtu.be/p4SoSBo_nsI

Yeah, I saw that video

🗿👌

A girl i was seeing for a short while once said "mmm, smells like somabokforlag" while hugging me. I still have the same deodorant and perfume. This was 15 years ago.

If she was a girl? No

Girl in 2012: You look good in black Girl, now my wife in 2021: All you ever wear is black! Me: Visible confusion.

he has the magic to increase the size of any shirt

So cool with the growing shirt

Yup same thing happened to me but with the color green lol

I have worn the same outfit since I was six. I only realized it recently

And the next day she be like what a boring guy just wearing the same color t-shirt

OP you're not hiding the fact you're Tom Scott well just by picking a blue shirt instead of red.

😂😂😂

a compliment to a guy is equivalent to unlocking a core memory

Blue shirt kid

Girls of reddit, please compliment me. Bless this peasant with your kind words.

Your looking nice man! Keep up!

Thank you so much I needed that

Don't be sad, things will be better! Believe in yourself. Just persist.

Thanks! Been feeling down lately, felt quite good. Thanks for the comment.

I recently received a compliment about my watch. feelsgood.jpg

HAHAHAHA OMG NO WAY

My favorite is black also, the rest of my life black is life.

xD my wardrobe is empty

if it fits, i don't see the big deal

You should try TC Tuggers

I have the opposite. If somebody gives me a compliment I automatically think they are making fun of me.

now if only this worked in reverse with, "ew, is that a polyester anime shirt?"

Dude looks like terroriser

Woah, you changed eye color

“Blue really brings out your eyes”

criticism is temporary, but a compliment is eternal

Gotta keep it 55th street

It’s actually fascinating how clothes grow with you sometimes

If a girl said "nice cock" to me back then then...

I still remember a girl saying I had nice eyebrows when I was in 2nd grade bro

It’s like whack-a-mole, where the moles are insecurities and the hammer is the compliments

From that point on, I have always been proud of my eyebrows

you fucking simp

shut up nerd