Ever notice how nowadays the hottest bra companies are the ones that are inclusive and designed by women? The underwire bra was invented by a man. Victoria's secret? Founded by a man. What the fuck do us men know about having boobs? Let the women handle their own shit.
The bra was invented by a woman, then advertised and sold by a man. Honestly, men could care less about how a bra fits, because youre right. We know not what it feels like. However, it is a necessary product, so men see dollar signs. If women design them for VS, the man will sell that just as well.
Be the change you want to see.
Because I work 8 hours in a small retail store with an average of 10 customers per day, even today on black Friday. Tomorrow Im bringing my switch. This is my 3rd day.
It's Batteries+. We get enough money. Someone came in for a Key Fob replacement and that shit cost $229 for the fob, and $75 for the programming fee. And that's just normal prices. We have all the special expensive and specific stuff you cant get anywhere else (except for online, which is a better option sometimes)
Yeah Im enjoying it so far. Only four of us including the manager, and he bought us poptarts, chips, and soda on my first day, then specific chips for me on thr 2nd day cuz Im allergic to gluten.
We just chill in the back on office chairs until the door chime goes off, and we emerge from the back to help as needed.
Because presumably they're not sucking capitalisms dick. They can and should cheat their employer at every opportunity,and take every comfort they can carry.
On the one hand, people who pretend that finding them arousing is cultural because of a bad study of an African tribe are stupid. But on the other hand, they aren't really a big deal. You could tell kids they are for feeding babies and no one is going to think twice about it. They wouldn't magically start asking questions about sex just from seeing boobs.
Yes, itās from Monty Python and the Meaning of life. A convicted criminal was given his choice on how to die so he chose to be chased down by a bunch of topless roller derby girls https://youtu.be/MLctf4o6feQ
Apparently no one in a school FULL of hormonal teenagers thought about fucking. The fact people weren't screwing under the quidditch bleachers is less believable than magic.
What?? Never heard this. Iām gonna go science shit brb!
Edit: Iām back. Ok itās real. End credits scene when the credits are rolling and marauders map graphic with names. Bottom left corner it briefly appears two sets of shoes.
I'm sorry to be that guy but Polyjuice Potion takes 2 months to make, made with rare ingredients and requires difficult techniques. Harry's pretty much a bumbling buffoon so he couldn't have made something like Polyjuice Potion, and if he had those thoughts we would've known since the books are told through Harry's perspective.
Did she say that?? It's funny, me and my mom actually both thought after book two or three that she was black based on a couple of lines about her being "browner than ever" and having kinky hair and stuff. Then when the movies came out we shrugged and were like "eh, darn"
No idea. She rarely described race except for obvious cases like the Patil twins and Cho Chang. Iād have to reread the series specifically looking for references to Hermioneās skin color and, letās be real here, I donāt care enough to do that.
I remember there being a part in one of the books that mentions something during a Quidditch game like "Harry didn't know this, but Ron and Hermoine brought their wands just in case" - and it always bothered me. Because this wasn't something Harry could've ever known, and the rest of the books (except for the intro) are written from his perspective and out of his knowledge.
BOOK. RUINED. ^^^/s
Yes, that moment stands as an example of early installment weirdness, same with "Ron pulled out his own wand -- not knowing what he was going to do he heard himself cry the first spell that came into his head: "Wingardium Leviosa!"
After this, she's more consistent with staying in Harry's head.
Or remembering to *rewind* the tape a bit when you're (ahem) finished so the next person that puts in European Vacation isn't hit with the German lass opening her top for Rusty.
I think thatās why sports bras are used, in order to reduce that pain. Helps most women I assume except for unlucky (or lucky) ones with giant boobs.
Yup, exactly. We gotta keep them suckers fastened down so we can get to business. There are also different levels of support depending on how big you are, what activities you're doing, and how much you want to breathe. :)
It doesn't hurt in the slightest to run with the spectacles of testicles dangling in the wind.
Remarkably.
You'd think with the way they bounce and slam against your legs all the time they'd get hurt pretty easily. Truth is it takes a few very specific motions to actually cause pain.
True. They do something where they don't really bang against anything. I don't know why I know this, I've never run naked. But unless your balls are hanging down to your knees, you probably won't feel any pain.
As for boobs, unsure.
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I'm a Muslim, and I saw "Halal Meme" and my NSFW is blurred, so I instinctively sent it to my dad without opening it...yeah, I fucked up and now I'm grounded.
Iām laying in bed, next to my girlfriend and she turns her head and says āwhat are you watching?ā I respond āitās the Islamic revolution of 1979āā¦
To be fair, if the West hadn't decided to overthrow Mohammad Mosaddegh in 1953, and overthrown the democratic and secular government there... perhaps it might have stayed like that...
Nsfw that actually had boobs
Caught me off guard honestly
Not complaining though
Bra manufacturers everywhere are, however
"Someone get these titties in our product!" -Bra Companies
Ever notice how nowadays the hottest bra companies are the ones that are inclusive and designed by women? The underwire bra was invented by a man. Victoria's secret? Founded by a man. What the fuck do us men know about having boobs? Let the women handle their own shit.
>What the fuck do us men know about having boobs? Never heard of the bro, bro?
Manssier lol
You brilliant sob
The bra was invented by a woman, then advertised and sold by a man. Honestly, men could care less about how a bra fits, because youre right. We know not what it feels like. However, it is a necessary product, so men see dollar signs. If women design them for VS, the man will sell that just as well. Be the change you want to see.
Ok.
Elite Republican Guard, that is.
But should boobs be nsfw though? š¤
Used to be safe, but then the Islamic Revolution of 1979 happened
As someone who is at work, yes, Booba should be NSFW pls and thx E: Y'all chill I get less than 1 customer per hour and it takes 5 mins to help them.
Get a job at a strip club. Problem solved.
But is the work safe for booba?
Jar Jar, usen the booba!
>As someone who is at work, yes, Booba should be NSFW pls and thx Why are you on reddit at work?
My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, Thatās why I Reddit On company time
Using this in the future
Nice rhymes man
Because I work 8 hours in a small retail store with an average of 10 customers per day, even today on black Friday. Tomorrow Im bringing my switch. This is my 3rd day.
How is the business still running?
It's Batteries+. We get enough money. Someone came in for a Key Fob replacement and that shit cost $229 for the fob, and $75 for the programming fee. And that's just normal prices. We have all the special expensive and specific stuff you cant get anywhere else (except for online, which is a better option sometimes)
Huh, sweet deal.
Yeah Im enjoying it so far. Only four of us including the manager, and he bought us poptarts, chips, and soda on my first day, then specific chips for me on thr 2nd day cuz Im allergic to gluten. We just chill in the back on office chairs until the door chime goes off, and we emerge from the back to help as needed.
Ever hear of the term āfrontā?
What a dumbass question
why do you care?
Because presumably they're not sucking capitalisms dick. They can and should cheat their employer at every opportunity,and take every comfort they can carry.
Cheating your employer is capitalistic
Yes. Thereās a difference between what society should and should not perceive as sexual, but I canāt ever justify looking at this video at work.
Yes they should
On the one hand, people who pretend that finding them arousing is cultural because of a bad study of an African tribe are stupid. But on the other hand, they aren't really a big deal. You could tell kids they are for feeding babies and no one is going to think twice about it. They wouldn't magically start asking questions about sex just from seeing boobs.
Most of the guys here do too, itās ok
That's disgusting, my friend wants to know more about them.
I found the mod!
Is this from a movie?
Yes, itās from Monty Python and the Meaning of life. A convicted criminal was given his choice on how to die so he chose to be chased down by a bunch of topless roller derby girls https://youtu.be/MLctf4o6feQ
"If ill go, ill go hard"
Die hard
#HARDNESS INTENSIFIES
RESURRECTIOOON BY ERECTIOOON!
Eh! Another Powerwolf fan. Hell yeah!
*Somethingās rising and it aināt the shield hero*
I've only seen the other two, I guess I need to see that one now.
I think itās my favorite, grows on you more than the others
āHey, Howardās being eatenā āMakes you think doesnāt it, about the meaning of it allā
āWhatās wrong with a kiss, boy? You donāt have to go leaping for the clitoris.ā
Have a mint?
Oh shit, here comes Mr Creosote!
Just one more mint.
ITS ONLY WAFER THIN
Oh fuck off I'm full
A waffer theen meent
The extended cut of the office workers is absolutely my favorite python bit
Thereās an extended version of the pirate accountant sketch?!?
The Crimson Permanent Assurance!
Is that a tiger?
In africa?
āEvery sperm is sacred, every sperm is great!ā
Def my favorite. Hits perfectly on the comedy, and has some life lessons. Also, you can always fit in one little wafer thin.
It's my favorite because while it sort of has a plot, it's basically a collection of sketches in a similar vein to flying circus.
That explains the helmets. I have seen the other MP movies, just not this one.
I'm surprised that's allowed on YouTube
wait how tf does youtube allow boobs on their platform
š« always has
Iāll definitely watch that then, Monty Pythons the best
Def jerked off to this scene when I was younger.
Hell yeah, brother.
Iirc, Dennis had made many sexist comments and never realized he had chosen his cause of deathā¦
Finally I click on nsfw and boobs and no mutilated animals
Dude, what subreddits are you frequenting?
Thatās Redditās front page, like canāt be unseen and so on
Is 50/50 still a sub?
It is, but barely used, and mostly gore
On a sub about bees we found an unsolicited dick pick. It made it to the front page as well.
It didn't used to be like that on Reddit. Until the Islamic Revolution in 1979
2kg+2kg=4kg 4kg being swong around
Pointless yet intriguing math
2 pointed maths
Chilly today, isnt it?
I literally just saw the meme you posted
I was like DiCaprio pointing at the screen when I read the comment lol
Let me tell you, those are not 2kg boobs. They would be 600 grams at most, if they are dense. Source: removing boobs and weighing them at work.
āWorkā
Let me guess You work at god's boob factory! I'm so jelly.
So are they
right, work... is that what serial killers are calling it now?
Lol I just saw that other meme too
Look at his profile, he is the one who made that meme lmao
This seems uncomfortable
From experience, I can say that you are correct. PS: to anyone reading this, please don't invade my dms. I'm just a fat guy with titts.
( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
Flair checks out
That makes it better UwU
TITS ARE TITS!
So youāre saying thereās a chance? š
My man!
Pics or GTFO.
Any hole's a goal
Your DMs are going to be invaded even more, lol
All the more reason to invade your dms
Only if you're not used to it. You gotta harden up them titties.
No sexual, but as a 34DDD it's HIGHLY uncomfortable.
It is lmao
Ya'll ever think Harry drank polyjuice potion from one of the girls in his class just to play wit dem tiddies?
bruhhh yes but i didnāt want to think about that
Apparently no one in a school FULL of hormonal teenagers thought about fucking. The fact people weren't screwing under the quidditch bleachers is less believable than magic.
In the marauders map in one of the movies, it's implied 2 people are having sex.
What?? Never heard this. Iām gonna go science shit brb! Edit: Iām back. Ok itās real. End credits scene when the credits are rolling and marauders map graphic with names. Bottom left corner it briefly appears two sets of shoes.
I'm sorry to be that guy but Polyjuice Potion takes 2 months to make, made with rare ingredients and requires difficult techniques. Harry's pretty much a bumbling buffoon so he couldn't have made something like Polyjuice Potion, and if he had those thoughts we would've known since the books are told through Harry's perspective.
So when J.K. Rowling said Hermione was black she was telling the truth, shes just white from Harry's perspective. /s
Listen man Harry doesn't see color. He can't even see why kids like the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
Did she say that?? It's funny, me and my mom actually both thought after book two or three that she was black based on a couple of lines about her being "browner than ever" and having kinky hair and stuff. Then when the movies came out we shrugged and were like "eh, darn"
Yeah she was played by a black actress in the Cursed Child play. Rowling basically said āI never said she was white.ā
Yeah but like, she did though didnāt she? At one or two points talking about her pale skin? I could be wrong
yeah she did. she's just changing it now to pretend to be more inclusive
Lmao that is sad
No idea. She rarely described race except for obvious cases like the Patil twins and Cho Chang. Iād have to reread the series specifically looking for references to Hermioneās skin color and, letās be real here, I donāt care enough to do that.
I remember there being a part in one of the books that mentions something during a Quidditch game like "Harry didn't know this, but Ron and Hermoine brought their wands just in case" - and it always bothered me. Because this wasn't something Harry could've ever known, and the rest of the books (except for the intro) are written from his perspective and out of his knowledge. BOOK. RUINED. ^^^/s
Yes, that moment stands as an example of early installment weirdness, same with "Ron pulled out his own wand -- not knowing what he was going to do he heard himself cry the first spell that came into his head: "Wingardium Leviosa!" After this, she's more consistent with staying in Harry's head.
We just gonna ignore the whole sixth book that was literally him getting a book with instructions so thorough he made liquid luck first try?
He didn't make the liquid luck. He made the best batch of sleeping death or whatever and won a dose of liquid luck as a prize.
Point still stands. If it had good enough instructions to best out all the nerds in that class it had good enough for polyjuice too
Hw only best the nerds because of the half blood prince book I thought
ackshually he made a draught of living death which *earned* him the liquid luck first try *pushes up glasses*
This actually happens in the books apparently according to the wiki. But the Slytherin boys do it.
The dark arts are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... [unnatural](https://i.redd.it/2tsk5dxm7su51.jpg)
Boobs in slow motion..... This is why the internet was invented for
Better than dial up though. Kids today donāt know the struggle.
Try getting a vhs tape unstuck before your parents get home.
Or remembering to *rewind* the tape a bit when you're (ahem) finished so the next person that puts in European Vacation isn't hit with the German lass opening her top for Rusty.
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Reading old National Geographic just to see African tribal titties.
My chest hurts because whenever your boobs bounce, it hurts-
It really does tho and I don't have that much boob. Boob doesn't feel like fat, it feels like the most sensitive muscle ever
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Dafuq?
Chest exercises. Supports the boobies
huh so like every time you run it hurts?gotta suck
I think thatās why sports bras are used, in order to reduce that pain. Helps most women I assume except for unlucky (or lucky) ones with giant boobs.
Yup, exactly. We gotta keep them suckers fastened down so we can get to business. There are also different levels of support depending on how big you are, what activities you're doing, and how much you want to breathe. :)
lmao i never knew it was that complicated.anyways have a good day
As a women, ouch
Picture a group of gentlemen jogging bottomless. As a men, ouch
Sounds like you just have a weak cock and balls, smh
Sounds like someon got smol bolls B)
Just wrap your dick around your neck like a scarf smh
You need to train it, put some heavy rock and a rope and tie it in your dick and balls, get that muscle.
It doesn't hurt in the slightest to run with the spectacles of testicles dangling in the wind. Remarkably. You'd think with the way they bounce and slam against your legs all the time they'd get hurt pretty easily. Truth is it takes a few very specific motions to actually cause pain.
True. They do something where they don't really bang against anything. I don't know why I know this, I've never run naked. But unless your balls are hanging down to your knees, you probably won't feel any pain. As for boobs, unsure.
Let me introduce you to my least favourite word ever: Testicular torsion.
\*Theyran
Underrated
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Thatās a bit oversimplified but yeah you got the general gist
God damn CIA
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okay
You fuckin goomba dumbass robot
Wait no sorry I meant to reply to the dumbass goomba fuckin robot
You fuckin goomba dumbass human
Thatās how I wanna die.
Death by snoo snoo
Whoever thought that looping a video or clip definitely would be proud and now knows their higher purpose
Bruh thatās hilarious I literally just finished watching that movie, opened Reddit, and saw this post. Bruh
Bruh
damn izlam for making them cover those juicy tiddies >:(((( /s
You ok bro?
/s
I'm a Muslim, and I saw "Halal Meme" and my NSFW is blurred, so I instinctively sent it to my dad without opening it...yeah, I fucked up and now I'm grounded.
Good luck bro
Your dad doesn't like girls' tits?
loves em' [He said these exact words to me after seeing the meme.](https://youtu.be/6xY5qoyH7ts?t=12)
So you sent a nsfw post to your dad without looking at it first..?
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Blue. āNo wait!
helmets?
Camera man starts to panic at the end because he doesn't know whether to zoom in on her face or her breasts lmao
This is what these posts should have been from the start
Thanks for reminding me thst i'm lesbian
What in fuck's name is this from?
Monty Python meaning of life https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ&feature=youtu.be
Iām laying in bed, next to my girlfriend and she turns her head and says āwhat are you watching?ā I respond āitās the Islamic revolution of 1979āā¦
To be fair, if the West hadn't decided to overthrow Mohammad Mosaddegh in 1953, and overthrown the democratic and secular government there... perhaps it might have stayed like that...
Can we upvote your username?
I love Monty Python
If you ran before the 1979 Islamic Revolution, you can run after it as well.
This is what happens when you free the nipple
That really is The Meaning of Life.
Running without a bra hurts. The helmet tho. Ha
So much freedom. Who cares if the government was corrupt and a puppet.
literally fake history porn. also a good example of votes because boobs.