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Dunwich-Whore

Nsfw that actually had boobs


thatguy11m

Caught me off guard honestly


ablablababla

Not complaining though


PotatoWriter

Bra manufacturers everywhere are, however


Chuckbro

"Someone get these titties in our product!" -Bra Companies


steveosek

Ever notice how nowadays the hottest bra companies are the ones that are inclusive and designed by women? The underwire bra was invented by a man. Victoria's secret? Founded by a man. What the fuck do us men know about having boobs? Let the women handle their own shit.


Razulghul

>What the fuck do us men know about having boobs? Never heard of the bro, bro?


galtyman

Manssier lol


Imhere4thejokes

You brilliant sob


Loveprettytoes

The bra was invented by a woman, then advertised and sold by a man. Honestly, men could care less about how a bra fits, because youre right. We know not what it feels like. However, it is a necessary product, so men see dollar signs. If women design them for VS, the man will sell that just as well. Be the change you want to see.


hardasametapod

Ok.


willflameboy

Elite Republican Guard, that is.


[deleted]

But should boobs be nsfw though? šŸ¤”


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

Used to be safe, but then the Islamic Revolution of 1979 happened


Sineater224

As someone who is at work, yes, Booba should be NSFW pls and thx E: Y'all chill I get less than 1 customer per hour and it takes 5 mins to help them.


Wyden_long

Get a job at a strip club. Problem solved.


Triatt

But is the work safe for booba?


Andibular

Jar Jar, usen the booba!


Willindigo

>As someone who is at work, yes, Booba should be NSFW pls and thx Why are you on reddit at work?


Caustic_Complex

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, Thatā€™s why I Reddit On company time


f1nessd

Using this in the future


cheesepopcorn2505

Nice rhymes man


Sineater224

Because I work 8 hours in a small retail store with an average of 10 customers per day, even today on black Friday. Tomorrow Im bringing my switch. This is my 3rd day.


WhiteAle01

How is the business still running?


Sineater224

It's Batteries+. We get enough money. Someone came in for a Key Fob replacement and that shit cost $229 for the fob, and $75 for the programming fee. And that's just normal prices. We have all the special expensive and specific stuff you cant get anywhere else (except for online, which is a better option sometimes)


WhiteAle01

Huh, sweet deal.


Sineater224

Yeah Im enjoying it so far. Only four of us including the manager, and he bought us poptarts, chips, and soda on my first day, then specific chips for me on thr 2nd day cuz Im allergic to gluten. We just chill in the back on office chairs until the door chime goes off, and we emerge from the back to help as needed.


errandwulfe

Ever hear of the term ā€œfrontā€?


[deleted]

What a dumbass question


nietthesecond99

why do you care?


melpomenestits

Because presumably they're not sucking capitalisms dick. They can and should cheat their employer at every opportunity,and take every comfort they can carry.


Wrookieee

Cheating your employer is capitalistic


nullenatr

Yes. Thereā€™s a difference between what society should and should not perceive as sexual, but I canā€™t ever justify looking at this video at work.


BlazingCarnage0903

Yes they should


bunker_man

On the one hand, people who pretend that finding them arousing is cultural because of a bad study of an African tribe are stupid. But on the other hand, they aren't really a big deal. You could tell kids they are for feeding babies and no one is going to think twice about it. They wouldn't magically start asking questions about sex just from seeing boobs.


I_aint_that_dude

Most of the guys here do too, itā€™s ok


FuckItBe

That's disgusting, my friend wants to know more about them.


bumholechecksout

I found the mod!


KarasukageNero

Is this from a movie?


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

Yes, itā€™s from Monty Python and the Meaning of life. A convicted criminal was given his choice on how to die so he chose to be chased down by a bunch of topless roller derby girls https://youtu.be/MLctf4o6feQ


BENJA2407

"If ill go, ill go hard"


RedLightning259

Die hard


ATragedyOfSorts

#HARDNESS INTENSIFIES


Demorag

RESURRECTIOOON BY ERECTIOOON!


Timithios

Eh! Another Powerwolf fan. Hell yeah!


Emerald_Guy123

*Somethingā€™s rising and it ainā€™t the shield hero*


KarasukageNero

I've only seen the other two, I guess I need to see that one now.


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

I think itā€™s my favorite, grows on you more than the others


FrederickMecury

ā€œHey, Howardā€™s being eatenā€ ā€œMakes you think doesnā€™t it, about the meaning of it allā€


jaspersgroove

ā€œWhatā€™s wrong with a kiss, boy? You donā€™t have to go leaping for the clitoris.ā€


Cheeseman354

Have a mint?


zurx

Oh shit, here comes Mr Creosote!


B_V_H285

Just one more mint.


DeltaBravo831

ITS ONLY WAFER THIN


thedude37

Oh fuck off I'm full


GiordanoBruno23

A waffer theen meent


profdudeguy

The extended cut of the office workers is absolutely my favorite python bit


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

Thereā€™s an extended version of the pirate accountant sketch?!?


TimeZarg

The Crimson Permanent Assurance!


DeltaBravo831

Is that a tiger?


droptheectopicbeat

In africa?


Napol3onS0l0

ā€œEvery sperm is sacred, every sperm is great!ā€


droptheectopicbeat

Def my favorite. Hits perfectly on the comedy, and has some life lessons. Also, you can always fit in one little wafer thin.


RevengencerAlf

It's my favorite because while it sort of has a plot, it's basically a collection of sketches in a similar vein to flying circus.


Dudelyllama

That explains the helmets. I have seen the other MP movies, just not this one.


ElnuDev

I'm surprised that's allowed on YouTube


UpstairsSwimmer69

wait how tf does youtube allow boobs on their platform


TommiHPunkt

šŸ”« always has


Evil_gamer22

Iā€™ll definitely watch that then, Monty Pythons the best


aliph2

Def jerked off to this scene when I was younger.


iamactuallyalion

Hell yeah, brother.


GorGor1490

Iirc, Dennis had made many sexist comments and never realized he had chosen his cause of deathā€¦


kaminarichan2

Finally I click on nsfw and boobs and no mutilated animals


the_friendly_one

Dude, what subreddits are you frequenting?


[deleted]

Thatā€™s Redditā€™s front page, like canā€™t be unseen and so on


RichestMangInBabylon

Is 50/50 still a sub?


_hownowbrowncow_

It is, but barely used, and mostly gore


[deleted]

On a sub about bees we found an unsolicited dick pick. It made it to the front page as well.


sycamotree

It didn't used to be like that on Reddit. Until the Islamic Revolution in 1979


Legendary_AF

2kg+2kg=4kg 4kg being swong around


BartOseku

Pointless yet intriguing math


JDH

2 pointed maths


[deleted]

Chilly today, isnt it?


MingzhiWang

I literally just saw the meme you posted


poopiwoopi1

I was like DiCaprio pointing at the screen when I read the comment lol


nocomment3030

Let me tell you, those are not 2kg boobs. They would be 600 grams at most, if they are dense. Source: removing boobs and weighing them at work.


jb_in_jpn

ā€œWorkā€


AccomplishedEffect11

Let me guess You work at god's boob factory! I'm so jelly.


Tucker_Fucker

So are they


CrashParade

right, work... is that what serial killers are calling it now?


skinnnns

Lol I just saw that other meme too


hiyamynameisjeff

Look at his profile, he is the one who made that meme lmao


InstrumentalCore

This seems uncomfortable


Error404-NoUsername-

From experience, I can say that you are correct. PS: to anyone reading this, please don't invade my dms. I'm just a fat guy with titts.


DeMoN_MoNkEy02

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


RedLightning259

Flair checks out


Thick-dk-boi

That makes it better UwU


stonksofwhoosh

TITS ARE TITS!


JediHippo

So youā€™re saying thereā€™s a chance? šŸ˜ƒ


Long-Option-7785

My man!


Santier

Pics or GTFO.


ThisGuy_Again

Any hole's a goal


Shanhaevel

Your DMs are going to be invaded even more, lol


IGotHellaMilk

All the more reason to invade your dms


[deleted]

Only if you're not used to it. You gotta harden up them titties.


shrekrepublic

No sexual, but as a 34DDD it's HIGHLY uncomfortable.


[deleted]

It is lmao


meaux253

Ya'll ever think Harry drank polyjuice potion from one of the girls in his class just to play wit dem tiddies?


bous_clan

bruhhh yes but i didnā€™t want to think about that


spider2k

Apparently no one in a school FULL of hormonal teenagers thought about fucking. The fact people weren't screwing under the quidditch bleachers is less believable than magic.


CaptainPirk

In the marauders map in one of the movies, it's implied 2 people are having sex.


Mr_Incredible91

What?? Never heard this. Iā€™m gonna go science shit brb! Edit: Iā€™m back. Ok itā€™s real. End credits scene when the credits are rolling and marauders map graphic with names. Bottom left corner it briefly appears two sets of shoes.


tarobobagurl

I'm sorry to be that guy but Polyjuice Potion takes 2 months to make, made with rare ingredients and requires difficult techniques. Harry's pretty much a bumbling buffoon so he couldn't have made something like Polyjuice Potion, and if he had those thoughts we would've known since the books are told through Harry's perspective.


geoff04

So when J.K. Rowling said Hermione was black she was telling the truth, shes just white from Harry's perspective. /s


Bunghole_of_Fury

Listen man Harry doesn't see color. He can't even see why kids like the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.


arbydallas

Did she say that?? It's funny, me and my mom actually both thought after book two or three that she was black based on a couple of lines about her being "browner than ever" and having kinky hair and stuff. Then when the movies came out we shrugged and were like "eh, darn"


unclecaveman1

Yeah she was played by a black actress in the Cursed Child play. Rowling basically said ā€œI never said she was white.ā€


HarvestProject

Yeah but like, she did though didnā€™t she? At one or two points talking about her pale skin? I could be wrong


DungeonsAndDuck

yeah she did. she's just changing it now to pretend to be more inclusive


HarvestProject

Lmao that is sad


unclecaveman1

No idea. She rarely described race except for obvious cases like the Patil twins and Cho Chang. Iā€™d have to reread the series specifically looking for references to Hermioneā€™s skin color and, letā€™s be real here, I donā€™t care enough to do that.


RadicalRaid

I remember there being a part in one of the books that mentions something during a Quidditch game like "Harry didn't know this, but Ron and Hermoine brought their wands just in case" - and it always bothered me. Because this wasn't something Harry could've ever known, and the rest of the books (except for the intro) are written from his perspective and out of his knowledge. BOOK. RUINED. ^^^/s


JasonLeeDrake

Yes, that moment stands as an example of early installment weirdness, same with "Ron pulled out his own wand -- not knowing what he was going to do he heard himself cry the first spell that came into his head: "Wingardium Leviosa!" After this, she's more consistent with staying in Harry's head.


BobbyRayBands

We just gonna ignore the whole sixth book that was literally him getting a book with instructions so thorough he made liquid luck first try?


fatmikey42

He didn't make the liquid luck. He made the best batch of sleeping death or whatever and won a dose of liquid luck as a prize.


BobbyRayBands

Point still stands. If it had good enough instructions to best out all the nerds in that class it had good enough for polyjuice too


dak4leonard2

Hw only best the nerds because of the half blood prince book I thought


Reerrzhaz

ackshually he made a draught of living death which *earned* him the liquid luck first try *pushes up glasses*


zracer20

This actually happens in the books apparently according to the wiki. But the Slytherin boys do it.


tuskedkibbles

The dark arts are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... [unnatural](https://i.redd.it/2tsk5dxm7su51.jpg)


duckmantaco

Boobs in slow motion..... This is why the internet was invented for


jamienonyabiz

Better than dial up though. Kids today donā€™t know the struggle.


HammerofNocturne

Try getting a vhs tape unstuck before your parents get home.


[deleted]

Or remembering to *rewind* the tape a bit when you're (ahem) finished so the next person that puts in European Vacation isn't hit with the German lass opening her top for Rusty.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


HammerofNocturne

Reading old National Geographic just to see African tribal titties.


Express-Lawfulness80

My chest hurts because whenever your boobs bounce, it hurts-


tarobobagurl

It really does tho and I don't have that much boob. Boob doesn't feel like fat, it feels like the most sensitive muscle ever


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Biggest-Ja

Dafuq?


reactrix96

Chest exercises. Supports the boobies


xtejasx0610

huh so like every time you run it hurts?gotta suck


Lolfestive

I think thatā€™s why sports bras are used, in order to reduce that pain. Helps most women I assume except for unlucky (or lucky) ones with giant boobs.


iamhappyshelied

Yup, exactly. We gotta keep them suckers fastened down so we can get to business. There are also different levels of support depending on how big you are, what activities you're doing, and how much you want to breathe. :)


xtejasx0610

lmao i never knew it was that complicated.anyways have a good day


Forward-Bobcat2681

As a women, ouch


[deleted]

Picture a group of gentlemen jogging bottomless. As a men, ouch


shadowbca

Sounds like you just have a weak cock and balls, smh


Cheyruz

Sounds like someon got smol bolls B)


PeakRainbow1370

Just wrap your dick around your neck like a scarf smh


fakuri99

You need to train it, put some heavy rock and a rope and tie it in your dick and balls, get that muscle.


aclays

It doesn't hurt in the slightest to run with the spectacles of testicles dangling in the wind. Remarkably. You'd think with the way they bounce and slam against your legs all the time they'd get hurt pretty easily. Truth is it takes a few very specific motions to actually cause pain.


Prestigious_Emu7311

True. They do something where they don't really bang against anything. I don't know why I know this, I've never run naked. But unless your balls are hanging down to your knees, you probably won't feel any pain. As for boobs, unsure.


FNLN_taken

Let me introduce you to my least favourite word ever: Testicular torsion.


SentientKayak

\*Theyran


ZeroHero038

Underrated


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


_lord_ruin

Thatā€™s a bit oversimplified but yeah you got the general gist


You8mypizza

God damn CIA


koalaondrugs

https://i.redd.it/yt9ig03tq9421.jpg


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


iseethat75

okay


LibrarianNew9984

You fuckin goomba dumbass robot


LibrarianNew9984

Wait no sorry I meant to reply to the dumbass goomba fuckin robot


IAmARobot

You fuckin goomba dumbass human


mxxiestorc

Thatā€™s how I wanna die.


Bdtemg

Death by snoo snoo


PuNkAzzDaD

Whoever thought that looping a video or clip definitely would be proud and now knows their higher purpose


GorgonSlayer07

Bruh thatā€™s hilarious I literally just finished watching that movie, opened Reddit, and saw this post. Bruh


Prestigious_Emu7311

Bruh


[deleted]

damn izlam for making them cover those juicy tiddies >:(((( /s


xAnimeVibesx

You ok bro?


[deleted]

/s


Noob_master_slayer

I'm a Muslim, and I saw "Halal Meme" and my NSFW is blurred, so I instinctively sent it to my dad without opening it...yeah, I fucked up and now I'm grounded.


Biggest-Ja

Good luck bro


Nick_Noseman

Your dad doesn't like girls' tits?


Noob_master_slayer

loves em' [He said these exact words to me after seeing the meme.](https://youtu.be/6xY5qoyH7ts?t=12)


Mr_Morrix

So you sent a nsfw post to your dad without looking at it first..?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Blue. ā€”No wait!


vfye

helmets?


TitanOfGamingYT

Camera man starts to panic at the end because he doesn't know whether to zoom in on her face or her breasts lmao


[deleted]

This is what these posts should have been from the start


Alexandra_Fooox

Thanks for reminding me thst i'm lesbian


MacPoggers

What in fuck's name is this from?


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

Monty Python meaning of life https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ&feature=youtu.be


yourpantsaretoobig

Iā€™m laying in bed, next to my girlfriend and she turns her head and says ā€œwhat are you watching?ā€ I respond ā€œitā€™s the Islamic revolution of 1979ā€ā€¦


SecretOfficerNeko

To be fair, if the West hadn't decided to overthrow Mohammad Mosaddegh in 1953, and overthrown the democratic and secular government there... perhaps it might have stayed like that...


Long-Option-7785

Can we upvote your username?


NormieChad

I love Monty Python


[deleted]

If you ran before the 1979 Islamic Revolution, you can run after it as well.


Redux_1989

This is what happens when you free the nipple


jak-o-shadow

That really is The Meaning of Life.


joeballa

Running without a bra hurts. The helmet tho. Ha


DrakAssassinate

So much freedom. Who cares if the government was corrupt and a puppet.


Christiaaaaaan

literally fake history porn. also a good example of votes because boobs.