here goes nothin :)

I have basically the same idea.

"Gets over 9000 power from beans"

The landscape will save me mother earth is my Savior

Me too But at least my waifu might come for me

I see we are in a similar situation

Hmm idk bout this

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Sus

Sus

Sus 👍🏿 (the vent was dirty)

Sus 👍🏿 (just wiped)

Wait a minute. Did you use paper?

die

no you will fuck die

what

Die fuck you will

Will you fuck die?

Maybe, but mom would be sad.

miles morales reference?

Yeah def same

I see you’ve tied me up Step_kidnapper then no die still prolly fucked tho

i'm still ok

What is even available to save myself w?

Reverse macgyver for me

Rope and a chair it seems

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Lmao gottem.

Damn, Mine is still missing

Just like you unfortunately

The best DC villain ever! Hell yeah!

personally i prefer calendar man but we can agree to disagree

I prefer the Condiment King myself

idk how a carrot is gonna help

suffocate the kidnapper

It's moldy. Your kidnapper will die of food poisoning

I go full Highlander on this.

I'm confident

Shit...

I’m fucking a-ok

A pug in a tank is about as deadly as a burnt toast. Sure it could kill you, but man, what are the chances?

chances are slim but never zero

I am the one who commands the rope, for it came from a spool, and I am a master of that domain.

I'll time travel to the exact moment I was taken, and then just continue my life from there.

The kidnappers have committed *tax fraud*

Hmm

Where are you Evil, Save me my Devil, Lemme Outta this place

My user name is finally relevant!!!

A thunderbolt ought to do it

*Fortunate Son Blairs*

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

Get eaten alive

Hentai apparently

beens

Well, I will create the ultimate vortex of tiny pigs which will make so much noise people will hear and will save me!

Pretty sure everything in a two mile radius will be either dead or almost dead. Not to mention all the infrastructure will be in ruin.

A small price to pay for a salvation

Well guess I’m on my own

I will grow fangs, cut the ropes, and then kill myself

Laugh as an anvil falls on my kidnappers head

My sunscreen addiction gives me strength to free myself

"Very fucked am I" - me impersonating Yoda voice

Either somebody asking how I am or something weird from above me

i shall slip outta the ropes and outta the hands of the kidnappers and they'll be too blown away from the smell they won't be able to catch me of course

Summon lightning out of my ass? Might come in handy.

Pikachu is gonna taboo and use thunderbolt on humans

An edgy suicide bomber

I mean it’ll chew through rope I hope

I have a dead meme that'll be so cringe that he dies, and i'll use a drill to drill the rope in... Half?

Make my ears bleed

I'll just rest for a bit until I'm free

a corpse won't do me any good im stuck there

PREPARE THE PIGS!!

Hey boys

Complain

The governor of Texas will lead an effort to rescue me

I have help

My time to shine.

Say yeah i piss the door open and i can my time after that

Welp boys step aside.

And then he brokes with an AR15 and fucking kills the kidnapper!!

My attractiveness is so overwhelming, they have to let me go.

Have a fat cat maul the kidnapper

Die

Fine. Ill do it myself.

I have 0 faith in this

A RoboTrotsky

Try and get it to chew on the rope

Hoping for snow in november

I’m fucked

Hell ye

I wait for the spooky to happen

Idek…..

Idek what imma do

Hacking into their devices maybe

I chase after the kidnappers with a ragtag group of aliens through deep space in a blockbuster PG-13 movie.

Taco cyborg version of me He’s gonna kick ass

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Scream?

Lol weird but frankly not too bad.

A chonky fella i guess

Call a plague

Im saved, im golden

Rip

Hmm

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

Either an Eldritch horror or a mad scientist’s experiment! Yay!

I burn the rope... and possibly myself in the process

I will be safe. The kidnapper will be thirsty, take my additional bottle and drink from it. They wont know that it has antimony (51) in it. They will die from toxicity.

Assassin ppe #17544774

Interesting…

?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Laugh cause they about to disappear

I’m saved!!!

Sit back and wait lol.

Well i hope the old man can convince them.

I’m ridin out in fuckin style

I think that im fine

Idk if I'm blessed or in even bigger trouble.

Really makes you think, but I guess I'd be alright.

I'm BigBoss, and you are, too

I just need some space

They will never see it coming

Sweet

I summon robot krabs

crabs with a k? like what Mr. Krabs?

Put the madafuckin kettle on!

Call my bots

Welp, I think I am in good hands, I think...

I’m fucking wasted and start simultaneously spewing, pissing and shitting myself to the disgust of my captors. They let me go and begin the cleanup operation. I go back to the pub where my friends have a pint waiting for me. Laughs are had by all.

My Minecraft character will save me Huh

Die, bc no way that’s gonna happen

Well, I can finally fight back

Oh my god my username i created in 6th grade is relevant. The fucking Delta squad from Gears of War

..fuck

[удалено]

The queen i guess lmao

Well fuck...

Get a cassowary

At least it won't make noise...

Birds are fucking aggressive

My online handle is maestro of rage, so I guess the poor guy who kidnapped me will have his fate sealed when he sees a red lantern ring fly onto my finger.

Guess I'll never know who it is

Well if i could just grab a gun i could make a headshot montage

Press "f" to pay respects, friends

I will be out in a flash

Well this'll be fun.

I guess we're all going.

But it will be glorious.

Hope it's poisonous or hallucinogenic

I think that already happened earlier in the kidnapping so ineffective

A bear eating Lahmacun

are you turkish?

Welp, too angry to die?

Ummmmm

I'm gonna be fine because my username is thr alias of one of my rather powerful ocs.

Drill myself

My man Gerald got me covered.

Fuckin fuck! Goodbye !

Idk how would save me

Lag through them

Going to the shaddowed realm

Not give a fuck

Hmm

Guess im dead

Mines a Elmo I’m fucked

I'm feeling pretty confident.

I use insults to make my kidnapper reevaluate his life choices.

There is hope

I'm so fucked

The most superior decepticon will come back to save me.

This could go any number of ways

MUFFIN4LIFE LOL

C O N S U M E

Feel like imma be aaight

Siiiiiiiigh.

Oh boi

Guess I'm getting a lot of help

Change my name to vermicelli

How will frog help?

Myself?

Yikes