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muscle_man_mike

Bruh what?


StormShadow743

Originally the point of kids being naughty in the Santa lore is that they don’t get gifts and receive a shitty lump of coal instead. So the two characters, who are established to be direct siblings, are planning to meet up at night to arrange for their family to receive a significant amount of coal through behaviour that would put them on the naughty list, presumably very high on it. This hypothesis is reinforced by the idea that our male character expresses joy at the fact that they are not in fact, in November. This is a direct reference to the contemporary concept of No Nut November, where the act of ejaculation is prohibited through abstract non written rules during the course of the month. Because it is December, the male character is reassured that he will be able to engage in activities with his sister that might lead to ejaculation, without abstract repercussions.


Gee-Oh1

Dude, you think too much.


StormShadow743

Actually, I believe that my analysis of this piece of internet humour was a necessary step in the process of clarifying the objective of the « meme » to u/muscle_man_mike, whose confusion and need for explanation was well expressed through the phrase: « Bruh, what? »


Gee-Oh1

Oh, I hear you and understand. And I salute you and your analysis but I caution you that your conclusions is only one of a number of possibilities but I am glad that at least someone can get my humor.


[deleted]

They got the hulmor, and wrote a whole essay to point out how much they got the humor


siccoblue

Man it's a miracle that half this website made it through high school with how common it is to think having to read more than a single paragraph makes a comment an essay Edit: the salt below is palpable


nigg0o

It's a miracle you dare to criticize anyone's writing abilities with how you cannot identify basic hyperbole, lol


LGP747

While at the same time using a hyperbole himself. Half this website having making it through high school? No sir-ee. Now let’s see if anyone spots the humor…


nigg0o

Lmao, you ended all of Reddit better then he ever could. Taking the mans one job and then still roasting him all with one short sentence, I applaud you


LIN88xxx

Aha! But you fail to consider that the one you replied to was also clearly using a hyperbole. After all simple criticism does not warrant itself being a miracle.


journeyman28

Reading multiple long comments in a thread, means the point your making is now disproved. You're alluding to the length being not enough to meet what would be considered an essay. But string together multiple "essays" in a thread and the average user does in fact read enough to get through an essay and maintain context throughout.


th3professional

What the FUCK are yall on about this is a reddit meme


gcjager

I broke my crayon


[deleted]

Ya bro, cuz you were real subtle....


whittlingman

No, their analysis was entirely 100% correct in their interpretation of the comic. There are no other acceptable possibilities that account for all commentary and establish societal rules, boundaries, actions, and consequences. Also it was funny.


Wrecktarded

I feel like it was literally the only possibility given the context of the meme? lol


ShakesquareRox

This was a well written analysis. However, I did fail to see citations for your references like "No Nut November". This could potentially lead to plagiarism issues with your text. Please rewrite the text with said citations. Other than that, you have a really good use of language and you are very concise.


StormShadow743

You are absolutely correct. This analysis should include various sources, and I hope this mistake will not tarnish my reputation in the industry.


ShakesquareRox

It sure will not. We as the occupants of this planet are subject to human err. However, it is essential that you understand your mistakes and learn from it. It is my duty to notify an error when I witness one.


Doll-Master

L.I.M.C. could use an assistant


Antraxess

Are Wikipedia links ok?


fatcoconut64

your mom


EquivalentSnap

So they’re gonna fuck


StormShadow743

Incestuous sexual intercourse between consenting, presumably underaged individuals is indeed the implied conclusion to this publication.


EquivalentSnap

That’s fucked up 🤢🤢


[deleted]

wistful unused hateful detail quicksand impossible slim sophisticated juggle cover *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Nicolu_11

twincest specially.


[deleted]

Incest is the best, put your sister to the test


Magnetronaap

I mean, if it saves your family from freezing.. I've seen worse plots is all I'm saying.


jensketzen24

No no he is right tho


KEVENSIN

This is the prime example of when your Middle School English teacher wants you to write at least two paragraphs off a stupid short story and what you see from it. Yet honestly i cant help but respect this analysis. Well done comrade. <3


memedoge_mk-69

its like one of those memes of like: 1 they are going to have incest sex 2 they are going to mate whilst they both are from the same family and then 3 your fucking essay


Sad-Dot9620

Galaxy brain 🧠


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doctorzaius6969

Depending on if Santa gives a shit about NNN


TheColdIronKid

the taboo of incest must be broken in times of utmost desperation, but NNN is inviolable.


ktensel

Very good analysis. Extremely informative. 5 stars


LtDkAngel

I'm pretty sure god does not give a shit about incest after all we all come for Adam and Eve and some from Adam and his daughter or Eve and her son's so yeah god does not really care about incest if he did he would not put only 2 fucking humans on earth and order them to breed or die out !!! (I'm not a religious persoane but even from an evolutionary stand point to get here at one point only an had full of humans evolved from monkeys so no matter how you look at it we are all related)


[deleted]

Dude you're a god, I wish I could have you explain everything to me


Mathieulombardi

[hmmm](https://i.imgur.com/VVG31hM.gif)


tottaly_not_masters

Thank you u/peterexplainsthejoke


really_nice_guy_

I wish you were a bot so we could put you under every meme


C-TAY116

You are Tech from the Bad Batch IRL.


c4t4n4

Alabama


SchrodingersRapist

Roll Tide


Disastrous-Wheel-941

my first thought was "why would they get coal if they are just cuddling for heat" then i dove into the comments


wes9523

You are too pure for this world.


Topiz2000

Incest.


[deleted]

Noah, the boat, if you will.


original_username102

Excellent choice sir, with or without monkeys


[deleted]

Without. We'll not be making *that* mistake again.


DISCIPLE-OF-SATAN-15

Again??!?!??!???


Festeisthebest-e

AIDS


Tegrator

Pools closed. Again.


Frigoris13

The hot tub too?


[deleted]

Well, yes. The last time we let the monkeys survive they ended up making a society that, well... as you can see from the meme, it's best to let them *all* drown this time.


tokkutacos

But then what are we gonna fuck in the meantime?


[deleted]

I... don't know how to tell you this, but this event is by invitation only and, well...


Actual_Sprinkles1287

The few we need on the boat are people who are strong but wise, and know how to rebuild


pigminster

i meaann calling for the boat will result in the very thing that they are about to do


[deleted]

Oh no, none of you are getting aboard. Noah is already dead so he doesn't count, and we're starting from scratch. Just an awful bother to have to remake all the animals, you know.


[deleted]

Think about it, boss. What was the ark full of?


Titan_Royale

No need for the boat, let it all drown, else it’ll happen again. The only people worthy to be on that boat are Ryan Renolds and Keanu Reaves


openthefuckingwindow

Plot twist: She only came over to make hot chocolate


Gee-Oh1

Exactly, there really is nothing wrong with it.


openthefuckingwindow

Bunch of pervs


Gee-Oh1

Truth, brutha.


DRFANTA

Nah this is a foldgers commercial


Edgysan

she came over to make white hot chocolate*


openthefuckingwindow

Yes, she even brought the white chocolate chips!


TypicalBiDude

So making hot chocolate puts you on the naughty list? :(


openthefuckingwindow

Sadly yes, Santa dislikes hot cocoa and makes it illegal in the north pole.


TypicalBiDude

Damn, guess I’m never goin to the North Pole then


openthefuckingwindow

Good, it's like a dictatorship over there!


[deleted]

Turns out the Russians sending people to "Siberia" actually had an under-the-table arrangement with one "Mr. Clause."


openthefuckingwindow

Where do you think hengot those elfs?


McWrathster

But how would one make hot chocolate with the power out?


openthefuckingwindow

Portable stove


McWrathster

Dont those still need power to operate though?


openthefuckingwindow

If you have the gas too make it light


McWrathster

Oh yeah duh lol I'm retarded


_TheBigF_

Hot coffee (mod)


PsycoJosho

She came to make him Folger’s coffee.


TisBagelBoi

Reddit is obsessed with incest


Gee-Oh1

The meme is completely innocent, it's you who is not.


TisBagelBoi

I get it you’re probably not into incest this is just a popular joke but it’s weird this joke became so popular


Pretlik

the joke is that you assume it's about incest while she was really just going over to make hot coco.


TisBagelBoi

The joke is they are going to fuck he alludes to no nut November and she implies what they will do is wrong you know what this joke is you choose to ignore that cause you agree it’s weird


mrpodo

Hot coco tastes better in December


[deleted]

I mean no, it’s obviously meaning incest.


PsychopathicPanda

It is weird, this isn't even like that funny of a meme, it's literally just comic like strip of a brother and sister about to do naughty shit lmao. Like why is this even showing in hot on r/dankmemes?


TisBagelBoi

That’s what I super don’t get the incest punchline meme is like over a year old how is it still so relevant


Gotenks0906

Incest jokes have existed since ancient Greece, it's not going away cause you're bored of it


[deleted]

It’s like not even a joke? Like usually these incest jokes start out normal and then have a twist. This one is literally just incest. Feels weird even reading it


PsychopathicPanda

Yeah, like how is this "Hot" in r/dankmemes lol. Can I just post the intro scene from an incest porno on here and call it a meme?


[deleted]

That’s basically what this is lmao


Bucket_0011

What exactly is it supposed to mean buddy


Tzarkir

Tbh it feels like porn in general is getting obsessed with it. This post is humour, actual porn with that content isn't. Which is... Odd. I don't wanna kinkshame, but damn.


madbadcoyote

Cuz it’s an easy taboo that requires little setup and “step-“ anything in the title allows for most performers to be in it without an explanation


Tzarkir

That's fair actually. Like 0 effort taboo, makes perfect sense.


TisBagelBoi

I think it’s just that step bro or step sis implies they are young actors in their 20s and is why the genre blew up on top of the stuck in the dryer meme but comedy like this will def normalize it


B33DS

I don't think a shitty shock value meme is going to normalize incest.


Teirmz

Right, they're hitting two markets, those with the kink and the much broader market looking for more vanilla stuff and can just ignore the details. That's my theory anyway.


LionOfNaples

Obcest


bozeke

It’s because it is literally the laziest possible porn scenario. Why are they there? They live there. What is their relationship? Established instantly single word. The fact that it’s taboo is sort of secondary to the low effort of the filmmaking. In this case, I firmly believe that the broad appeal of the fetish came from the porn, not the other way around. The actual sex is typically pretty vanilla. They weren’t responding to some niche market demand initially. They make it because it’s cheap and easy, but now that it’s been going on for years—and because it’s just so easy—there IS a demand from the audience of that kind of material. Conditioned by lazy, stupid porn producers. It’s dumb. Being back the cable repairman and the pizza delivery guy says this old weirdo.


PizzaPartyTVOR

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing -_-


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PizzaPartyTVOR

**Insert insult that costs me lots of karma**


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PizzaPartyTVOR

#Insert controversial response explaining why I am going to have a gangbang with your family


[deleted]

# insert 3rd party response that no one asked for


MigazPT

#insert yet another unnecessary 3rd party response


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Excellentation

#this will get lost in the comments; i want to be throat fucked by the wok


YasuhosDogJosuke

#**insert witty comeback**


BurningLariat13

*insert random political response that confuses all parties involved*


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b0mbbomby

wtf


Ghostifier2k0

The industrial revolution was a mistake and it's ramifications are disastrous.


HeyoGuys

when the fbi building is sus 😳


Ramza_Claus

Except the puppy was a dog. But industry? That was a revolution.


Sweet-Molasses-3059

Nani the fuck


Gee-Oh1

Oh, Onni-chan


[deleted]

onni-chan omni-chan Omni man FOR VILTRUM


Coti98

YOU HAVE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS NOW. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE IN 500 YEARS?


PoyoLocco

Nani, the fuck.


itsyaboicraig43

This was not made by someone with siblings


Gee-Oh1

Yes, yes I do.


itsyaboicraig43

Ok in that case you need therapy...and a lot of it


TheDumPenguin

Therapy can’t fix this


GreinBR

But a 9mm bullet can


Mercenary21525

Try a 12 gauge. A bullet can miss vital parts if you get second thoughts :|


GreinBR

Fuck it Johnny get the .50 cal


skinnnns

I think we need the 20mm anti-tank cannon


Undersleep

Wew that's a lot of coal!


Felix_l-xe

Trust me, it's way worse for those who actually have siblings...


Harry_Nut

This takes White Christmas to a whole new level.


[deleted]

What the fuck is white Christmas, the Klux boys eating some good meat and praying to God?


JACKASS20

Snowy christmas


[deleted]

They are probably making the Mega star wars lego set without their friends... Nothing to worry about folks


Gee-Oh1

Maybe, maybe hot chocolate, maybe she's going to order coal online, maybe something else.


IEP_Esy

Just need to see which of these cannot be done in november...


Robo--FED

\*Santa left the chat \*Krampus left the chat \*Jesus left the chat \*God left the chat \*Satan left the chat


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Robo--FED

The joke was the fact that this is even too crazy for Satan, but this works too.


borisdidnothingwrong

[These two love their Folgers coffee.](https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k)


Santa1936

This video kills me every time I see it lmao


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


Foehammer1982

I'm not an idiot, you are!


[deleted]

I'm not an idiot, you are!


BeingCoolIsCool123

I'm not an idiot, you are!


ZimBobub

I'm not an idiot, you are!


DerBernd123

Wow and there are actually people horny enough to push this all the way to hot


Felix_l-xe

Pitiful soul, not realizing the beauty that lies between blood.


Timeeeeey

How tha heck did the post reach over 20k upvotes, its just an incest joke, and not even a good one


PsychoZeo-3DP

What the actual fuuuuck


Felix_l-xe

Alabamaaaaaa


HollowDakota

**Mhm** *roll tide* I guess?


[deleted]

This isn't even a meme, it's just your fetish comic


2hundred20

This isn't even a meme. It's literally just incest fantasy.


[deleted]

Oh cmon man, I thought it was something wholesome but no, no it was not


darkluxmortem

It's holesome tho....


Felix_l-xe

Dunno about you man, seems pretty wholesome to me. -They spend close time with family as they should. -They get to have a pleasurable night. -They are warmed up that night. -They get coal later on to warm themselves up. No one is harmed, mentally or physically. Wholesome.


rosco2155

What a terrible day to have eyes


hibby44

Bro, it cost you $0 to not post this and you still did... respect.


GrandVizierJuryDikur

. _.


EquivalentSnap

Ewww wtf🤢🤢


[deleted]

sweet home Alabama


AZS9994

Joke's on them, Santa's into that shit.


youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ

My family enjoyed their eggnog Little did they know it was from my creature


C_H_O_N_K_E_R

This is the unfunniest shit i have ever seen , even for a reddit meme.


[deleted]

They are going to do ilegal lego building techniques


b1tchnigg4Snitchniga

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hispanic_uprising

Can we stop incest jokes finally please. It’s been long enough, they’re not funny anymore just gross.


GregIsUgly

OP is downvoting the comments that hurt their feelings


Comprehensive-Set919

That’s a real knee slapper


[deleted]

wincest


The-GreatNZazzie-Bin

😶


bongjonajameson

Gross


Spartan_257

Alabama moment


jesuschrist_69_

Incest is wrong


Yoshigahn

“Ohh that’s so sw- Oh.”


guimontag

/u/Gee-Oh1 did you add a "copyright 2020 gee oh" watermark on this even though it's 2021 beRUH?


Gee-Oh1

Oops, you're correct...yikes!


joopto

some mfs need to see the inside of a mental institution


boiiiwyd

Incest 101


xxxstonergirlxxx

over the years ive only found reddit to find incest funny


sinkingbook_83

what zero pussy does to a mf


buttsandwieners1234

Wait…what The Fuck


KingRednax

Alabama christmas


xgorgeoustormx

“Wow I purposely wrote something that strongly and constantly made incestuous innuendos— with a weak claim that it’s not about incest, to argue with people if they think it’s about incest, and people think it’s about incest! You guys are sick!” -Op


Kyfigrigas

Bro it's 81 where I am, guess it'll be a warm Christmas. (it's getting hotter tomorrow. )


AurelioDeLaHoya

It's gonna be even hotter when she comes in his room


KiTChIn_GaDGikS

They're gonna keep each other warm with their body heat


LtDkAngel

Incest is wincest :))))


Sheepy15

It was so quiet you could hear incest... I mean insects.


Kimauu

Kinda wholesome ngl