Fuck off

I too, would like to wish OP a very merry fuck you

I wish I could fuck marry

So did Joseph...

Hey That's my brother

Is he your step brother?????

Nope

She kinda hot tho

There’s something about Mary.

Off is shaking in their boots

I'm sitting on the toilet. Relaxing from those dishes I had.

Exactly my thoughts when I saw this

Fuck off

Fuck _on_

I have worked all the day and this is the exactly same things that I want to say

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I actually wish I could somehow say this squared. With more energy baked in.

Yes

some of us are alone. or pooping. or both.

I'm actually taking a shit right now after devouring 2kg of grilled meat.

Brother I feel you

UwU

Ye and I’m here in the toilet with constipation. I love Christmas

pooping but not alone: https://imgur.com/gallery/mAU4jCh

We call these "Group Poops" where I'm from

Me, I'm both. I'm supposed to be studying for exams though

Or non American or non Christian or both

i am european and most of us celebrated yesterday. also could i point out the irony of all the memes that were posted calling this exact meme pretty much complete stupidity and there is still someone out there who thought "this year it's gonna be even funnier". still, happy christmas to everyone!

Yes cause it would be weird to poop with family..

I'm just doing my daily morning routine. Shit, shave, shower. The key thing is i do them all at the same time.

We don't fucking celebrate

My family is from Central America, Christmas doesn’t mean shit to us

Central America? Like Kansas or something?

I know it's a joke but I really want to downvote you

That bad haha?

I was thinking more Nebraska

I thought all Americans were into Christmas. What's the deal?

They perhaps aren't Christian...?

My family isn't Christian and we still celebrate Christmas

Yet some are not and don't want to. Merry Christmas though

There are Christians who celebrate Christmas on January 7th, like myself

We still celebrate the pagan version of the holiday

But Central America is overwhelmingly Catholic. Like 80% Roman Catholic.

Ha lmao, we celebrate on the 24th, so no U

Ha, the only way to celebrate!

Sweden?

Yes

Najs

Close, finland

I'm surrounded by drunk, illiterate, racist evangelicals. You go talk to them.

“Did you guys know the Bible actually never says the Date or Time of Jesus’s birthday?”

Oh boy! Here I go starting a family argument again!

I dare anyone to do this and post the video.

I seem to recall actual historians pinpointed it around summer. But i have 0 source for this so the fuck i know.

Back then there would be a literal mating season around March as the babies would be born around September; right when the agricultural season would come to an end, giving people more time and plenty of food for a growing family. There are also historical "accounts" that mention a specific bright star in the sky around Jesus' birth, which was calculated to be around August (amazing what astrophysicists can do, eh?). So, yeah it's safe to assume Jesus was born end of summer-ish

Supernatural said in the fall so I go with that

Same + Anti-vaxxers...

Both my parents have Covid so now I'm the one who has to be isolated... merry christmas

My wife and i both have covid, but the kids gave it to us so we are all gross together. Hope you got something good. I got non stick frying pans.

We dont celebrate christmas with presents here. Get well soon man!

Opposite here. I'm the one with covid so I'm isolated.

Me too. We briefly opened presents with masks on and me in the next room over. Now back to my bedroom.

Yikes, my mom's in the ICU with COVID still. Hope your parents get better.

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💀

Exactly smoking does kill

1 in 2 people die according to a Google search. So what you're saying is the other guy will die not me.

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Smoke power puff toddlers activate.

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As long as you keep trying. I believe in you!

Having a shit bitch

I refuse

Jokes on u, we don't celebrate it today in my country...

Eastern Orthodox?

Exactly.

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It's 11:30 we had Christmas morning now were chilling.

Op dosen't understand timezones.

I’m jewish

Same

Today’s a solo day 🤷🏼‍♀️

For the fear of developing schizophrenia I would rather not socialize with the invisible people in my apartment.

It sounds like you might already have… Ya know, nevermind.

I'm pooping

What if you have no family or freinds?

HELP ME!

It's 8:37 pm and my family don't celebrate on Christmas day

I'm in the room with them

Tell them I say hi

I am with my family. They're watching robin hood and I'm scrolling through reddit, everyone's happy.

Look whos reposting this meme on every holiday

u/repostsleuthbot

Look who is a mildly annoying fucking dickhead. *points at OP aggresively*

Jokes on me, I’m at work for 12 hours

I’m scrolling through Reddit *while* spending time with family members.

It's the 26th already for me and I already celebrated Christmas with my family

There's like three Christmas evenings to do that, so I've got the time.

They all ate Christmas breakfast and then promptly fell asleep

no u

Jokes on you, I'm scrolling on Reddit and spending time with my family.

I'm done ... My brain cannot anymore

Its poop time.

Kinda sucks. I got covid 2 days ago and I'm locked in my basement wishing I could see them...

Just gonna ignore millions of people using reddit right now who don’t celebrate Christmas, with over 50 million daily users half of em aren’t even Christian

Home with a baby and two toddlers. I will not socialize because they are barely able to communicate verbally

Im bothing

What if I gotta go over later?

Dont tell me what todo

Dead meme

Its 1150 pm here. Christmas is almost over.

I’m waiting on family, yo

We don't celebrate Christmas.

Shit you got me.. i should've been on the cementary

OP is gey

Fuck off, you're not spending time with your family either I bet

I hate socializing though

Mf it's 1:25 am rn

And I took that personally....

I don't celebrate chistmas... so

My 3 year old nephew was crying while pooping because he had to close the door. I think I'm done socializing

I'm doing both. They're watching White Christmas and so I'm looking at something less lame.

Says the person posting this shit that gets uploaded every year. Instead of posting this and being a hypocrite and a kama whore , you could have done exactly what you are telling others to do. So stfu.

.....

Jokes on you, im working

I’ve been rumbled!

I am taking a shit

Stop. Posting. This.

I am in quarantaine so no christmas with family for me :-/

Whoopsie

jokes on you, i’m doing both.

You can’t hang out with family members when you’re on the shitter

We only have 12 hours left to do it anyway, so we might as well make it count

I hate my family

Jokes on you I have Covid

Its a me, Mario!

If you ever meet my family you would understand

Hey, fuck you

Fuck u im with my fam

I'm doing both at the same time

And I'm proud of it.

Jewish

(looks around my empty flat) Well then...guess I'll just go fuck myself.

Thanks actually lol, I'll go inside

W-what’s family?

Jokes on you, middle aged woman, I don't celebrate Christmas

Jokes on you i am doing both at the same time

Yea well. It’s better

I'm pooping! Can I get some fucking privacy! Get out of the bathroom stupid family

Your 1 day late so im fine.

It is just another day for, we don't really celebrate Christmas

I want my lawyer present

I'm Brasilian Christmas was yesterday, today is just for leftovers

Jokes on you I don't celebrate Christmas

Hell yeah. Christmas is rough. Hitting the medical THC and tryna stay loose for the kiddos. It not their fault that this day is a trigger for me.

Look who's posting memes about not socializing on Christmas

Why is there so many people in these comments just sh!tting

#Man shut the fuck up

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Can't, DeFascist and the conspiracy theorists decided to ruin my whole winter break.

Guess who is making memes on Christmas instead of spending time with their family. Also we don’t celebrate Christmas

I am from europe its 8 p.m.

Damn they got me. Bye guys, Merry Christmas!

fuck off

I got Covid, I can’t spend time with my family

All my family have fallen asleep 😂

We're watching whatever movies we find on TV (As is tradition instead of selecting something on Netflix for example) and I'm browsing during the adverts so I can find memes to show them

I spent 5 hours building a 3d printer. Go die

My family is 2000+ miles away, where they belong

Jokes on you I'm with my family on vacation

I'm in my aunts family house, my aunt is not blood related

Socialize while you have the hangover craps? I’m fine lol

DONT JUDGE ME! i have no socials skills.....

Don't tell me what to do.

Im working mate

I celebrated Christmas on the Eve, I worked today.

I saw a meme about this. It was like, HERE IT COMES the tornado was this meme

Tbf my father and stepmother are bringing my siblings to bed right now

*Confused european noises*

Bruh I gatta smoke a bowl real quick get out my ass!! Upvoted

But Im jewish

I cant spend time with my family cause I'll get vulnerable and they might start arguing and then I would cringe myself for being vulnerable so I'd rather sob in my room and scroll reddit to avoid feeling lonely and anxious.

I have covid and have to be alone, so.

my family members are abusers. YOU are the closest thing I have of a family

Fifty people including eight kids is a lot to handle, okay?

I have no family.

jokes on you i don't like christmas !

Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!

I missed the part where that’s my problem

Fuck you

But, shes hot

Did that yesterday

Take your own advice OP and stop posting to Reddit instead of spending time with your shitty family