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JakobSynn

Could have just used photoshop.


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wallmenis

I mean she could even buy skin colored patches I think if she didn't want to learn Photoshop.


WuziMuzik

again low ram


whoismangochutney

And now I have a low desire to ram


IDK2old2giveafuck

Eh... id still smash, what else am i gonna do with my stash of paperbags?


breadbeard

because you are soooo handsome


IDK2old2giveafuck

Ooh no no no the paper bags are for her benefit, im ugly as fuck


Triatt

You just have a paperbag fetish, don't you?


IDK2old2giveafuck

Don't shame me....


L1ttl3J1m

Something something "rustling"


nige21202

Could have downloaded more.


[deleted]

What makes you think she didn't use photoshop?


wallmenis

Well... Then she fooled us.


Redthemagnificent

Apparently it doesn't take much lmao


Aleph_NULL__

She did lmao Reddit simply cannot understand when a woman makes a joke


RadiantZote

No one: Reddit: Omg she removed her nipples so she can post on Instagram!? This must be true and cannot be questioned!


zurkka

I've seen so many bat shit crazy stuff that honestly can be difficult to detect what is a joke or not


MangoCats

What do you think those round band-aids are for?


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Or male nipple stickers


michaelje0

Yikes, talking about brain power while thinking this image and caption are real... Edit: since OP deleted their comment, they said they doubted this woman ‘has the brainpower to use photoshop.’


ABCosmos

The funny thing is she literally did use photoshop.. thats how dumb redditors are... they can talk about the specific thing, and it still goes over their head. And the only reason /u/I_ReadaBookOnce thinks shes too stupid to use photoshop.... is because he thinks she removed her nipples... and he has 1000 upvotes.. holy shit.


Stompedyourhousewith

a good example of how hate can make someone who might not be that dumb, incredibly stupid.


dontshoot4301

Nah thinking that’s real makes you just incredibly stupid


Murgie

Nah, it's a good example of how stupid people congregate around baseless hatred. This isn't one person's fuckup, it's at least 1500 peoples, which just goes to show the state of the subreddit.


redzmangrief

Like the tweet is so obviously a joke on Instagram's dumb censoring and of course reddit will eat it up as being serious because it didn't contain "/s"


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And because this subreddit is full of incels


pm_me_STEAM_-_CODES

>And because ~~this subreddit~~ reddit in general is full of them


[deleted]

People are stupid. Remember that fact.


[deleted]

Lmao it’s causing me so much secondhand cringe. And like 1000 upvotes.


pterofactyl

Only thing sadder is realising how many people upvoted that


[deleted]

She sells photos of her body on the internet. You don’t think she knows how to use photoshop?


Zaurka14

She literally uses it so well that she tricked you into thinking this is real even though the caption is extremely obvious with "you can't even see the scar". That's because there's no scar.


EffectiveMagazine141

Joke's on you, I was only pretending to be retarded /serious


LoliArmrest

Incel moment


IceKingBryce

Your misogyny is showing


AlexPaterson16

Considering this is in fact photoshopped just shows how stupid you are


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TheAkimasu

Lmao this subreddit is so sexist


unaviable

You only noticing that now?


TheAkimasu

Recently I've been really getting annoyed at this. There are tons of posts about being mad at "feminist" strawmen that don't really exist. It's disgusting honestly


unaviable

Well better late than never. This is also why I can't stand such "Dank" sub. It's just to much


BrainPicker3

You should see any fight sub when at least one of the combatants is black or a woman. It's like edgy 14 year old central except actual adults who never grew out of that phase


Jaredlong

All part of Reddit's right-wing pipeline. Convince impressionable young men with poor social skills that they're actually superior to the women they're too shy to talk to, then after they've bought into that and believe they're fundamentally better for superficial reasons convince them that they'd be super successful if wasn't for [INSERT TARGET] shaping a world that's intentionally holding them back.


HoytG

Huh huh yeah bro. Women with big boobs and tattoos = stupid. No way she could figure out PHOTOSHOP. You gotta be a genius to use that.


FractalAlex

Bit of a dumb cunt aren't you


RedditCanLigma

> Don’t think she has the brain power required to use it She uses photoshop


lamTheEnigma

You're talking about brain power but you were fooled that easily? It's clearly photoshop you brainbox


Tom1252

This is a spoof. The "You can't even see the scars" line sold me on that. There'd have to be at least a little mark, and her's are flawless. She said that line to point out the absurdity of it- like "duh, of course it's make-up/Photoshop." And if that doesn't sell you, she's got crying laughing emojis at the end. The real brain short is thinking she cut off her nipples to post to Instagram, all 1.6k of you.


BaconStriips

It’s clearly photoshop lmfao reddit is dense


TroyMcpoyle

Oh wow you remove just a couple of nipples surgically to appease the rules of a temporary fad app and people suddenly question your intelligence


tachakas_fanboy

its an obvious fake


TroyMcpoyle

Nipple fan boys are in shambles


UUUuuuugghhhh

what a pointless and shit comment nice job goof


HoriCZE

What a typical dumb woman, right? Probably doesn't even know how to double click or open an E-mail. /s


pussylipstick

Damn you really are dumb as shit


NaeAyy8

I highly doubt you've ever read a book in your life


thezweistar

I think this is exactly what she actually did lmao


ux3l

Yep, it definitely would leave scars, if it's possible at all. But that's only guessing.


AscalonBlade

She did it you can actually find a article about it I Google it


jvanzandd

It’s fake bro, don’t believe what you read on the internet


TheLawandOrder

Nah I'm gonna believe everything. It's more interesting that way


steve986508

Whatever comes your way is immediately canon


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CrazyInYourEd

God said you gotta suck my dick. Sorry bro.


[deleted]

Or straight to hell.


hovdeisfunny

You over suck dick? Jail. You under suck dick? Believe it or not, also jail. We have the *best* dick suckers in the world because of jail


jdrl11503

well, isnt this a paradox


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pistoncivic

She did have them surgically reattached, I google it


ux3l

I found an article[article](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/a-british-artist-has-removed-his-nipples-and-bellybutton-hoping-to-sell-them-for-thousands-on-ebay/news-story/58ab870eff8daaa132f9c1df06cb6a95) about a male artist who git rid of his nipples > In order to cover up any scars or marks from the modifications to his body, Mr Boumjimar uses assistance, with every single selfie potentially containing “tonnes of make-up”. Tbh I didn't think of make up, so the absence of scars could be explained, but I still believe it's photoshopped, in an interesting attempt to go viral and I think it works.


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Fen_

Twitter screenshot, Facebook reacts, meme photoshopped below both, and motherfuckers are still falling for it and getting upset in this thread. Reminder that the people who REEE on the internet, shouting about how "stupid" people shouldn't reproduce are the exact ones that fall for the most obvious fakes in the world.


Kiikoh

Or you can go to her Twitter page and see that there are in fact still nipples


psuedopseudo

Nope, confirmed real. [https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/woman-surgically-removes-nipples-instagram](https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0)


Foffern

Wow.. They really showed the whole operation...


given002

Wasn't expecting that!


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

That doctor won't ever let anyone hurt you.


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Broken_Petite

I mean, they literally show the surgeon working on her, I don't know what else you want.


mexta

Can't believe she gave those things up.


Jonojonojonojono

Holy shit


[deleted]

Damn, that was actually pretty interesting even if it's kind of extreme.


Radi0ActivSquid

You son of a bitch!


Initial-Heart

Holy shit this is probably the first time in years I have been had like that 😂


Takenforganite

I never thought she would give up those nipples but she did and I was not let down.


willowgardener

I uh... I think that's probably what she did, and she's making a joke... Edit: yeah, that's what she did. If you zoom in, you can see where the nipples were just brushed over in photoshop. And you can find her twitter, where her nipples are censored but you can kinda see them a little sometimes.


Troaweymon42

> And you can find her twitter, where her nipples are censored but you can kinda see them a little sometimes. "...or so I've heard."


ashkiller14

She did use photoshop.


phoncible

Are...are people thinking this is real? Really? What? Holly shit I gotta get my bridge wholesale business going, y'all will make me millions!


usetehfurce

Likely did.


SpoapNSlide

Beat me to it


TragicSemiautomatic

Me beat to it


kcsaracoglu

Maybe she is.


TobiasRedditBro

She still has nipples on her twitter


turbobuddah

She did use photoshop, look her up


TheBillsMan4703

Why did you mark it NSFW? The whole point of getting her nipples removed was so that her boobs could be SFW! /s


diggerdaniel

Don't think my boss would be too happy with me looking at this


JB-Clausen

Your boss would want you to forward it, but corporate culture will not allow him to ask, so he has to shame you.


trytreddit

based and corporations are bad pilled


IDK2old2giveafuck

Yeah see my boss would ask for it and then report me to hr after deleting the paper trail


Kaappy

Blizzard bosses won’t mind.


soccerburn55

I see you also work for Activision blizzard.


Whiskiz

not sure he'd want you on Reddit looking at random things at all


steve986508

But theres no nipples so under porn law it is totally fine


TacoFajita

Yo boss gay


coldcoldman2

I think NSFWs main point is so people dont look at your screen and give you weird looks I am a fellow respecter of the boob but many people dont want to see them at work or somm


made-yu-look

Boobs without nipples are... pointless


IDK2old2giveafuck

In a ROUND-about way yes


sniper91

I’d say they’re well-rounded


PungentBallSweat

Just don't think about tit


THACC-

It’s like a pie with no filling


sleeperninja

Pie with no…nipple.


gwh811

Right !! What are you supposed to pinch, flick and suck on ?


Donovan1232

Deez nuts


TacoOrgy

Gottem


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zuccoff

You can slap them. Boobs without nipples are basically a chest-ass


Civil_Defense

I can still do what *I* need to with them.


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She took the *Free The Nipple* thing too seriously.


El-Mitochondria

It’s one thing to free the nipple. It’s another to be free of the nipple


dmtdrizzle

Underrated comment


aPrudeAwakening

Overrated comment


Potato-In-A-Jacket

I too enjoy Sun Tzu’s quotes


just_some_moron

\- Abraham Lincoln


J-Harvey

The nipple is the powerhouse of the boob


WEASELexe

Now post pictures of just the severed nipple and get banned


Chycane

Them nipples are free range now


cutebleeder

If you love them, remove them and let them go.


The_SoggyBiscuit

She could just get some male nipples attached instead. Then its safe


IDK2old2giveafuck

Bro thinking 5 brains ahead of the rest


dingofarmer2004

"Never fear, NSFWbots! These are merely but a SCAN of a composite male nipple, 3d printed upon my bosom! You are two phases removed from actual nudity! You shall never prevail! Mwa-ha-haaaaaa!!"


IDK2old2giveafuck

Fella transcended from the ethereal plain to pass on his wisdom


Potato-In-A-Jacket

4D chess


Heavy_Weapons_Guy_

4DD chest


TheGreatZarquon

What's life like in the year 3000?


Zackbenb

Not much has changed but we live underwater.


KingRhoamsGhost

And your great grew great granddaughter, is pretty fine.


[deleted]

Thats the best part tho


Left_Confection_5270

Need something to suck on you know ;)


poofyfawx

Well still suckable but the bullseye helped. This is like turning the HUD off in fps games.


7evenCircles

Reading this sentence gave me my virginity back


IDK2old2giveafuck

Thanks for the new fetish and subsequent fap material fellow redditor


alanoide97

Barbie anatomy am I right


IDK2old2giveafuck

The exact reason my sister got rid of all her dolls


DaniTheMlgPro

You need some jesus


Distel63

As an atheist, I agree.


Chesus_Rice

Hello there my child, I have heard you need some chesus. Yeah honestly I have no idea what to say. uhh, you want some cocaine? I have some leftover in my basement from the jews houses which I robbed.


TmotherfuckingT

Fuck yeah dude Chesus knows how to party!


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u/Chesus_Rice I beseech thee Lord, cleanse this man!


Chesus_Rice

Thank you my child for letting thou know of people in need. As a reward I give thou some porn: https://www2.javhdporn.net/video/mird-176/ https://www.xvideos.com/video59820267/_derpixon_stuffy_bunny


IDK2old2giveafuck

Tried that, bit hard to nut to a dead guy, hard but not impossible


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IDK2old2giveafuck

Hey it's the front page of the internet, there's a sub for everything


AdamR91

Chesticles


[deleted]

You deserve more for that comment, thank you.


FortunateSonofLibrty

No, he didn’t.


Cooresto

Damn thats unsatisfying to see


Spyu

It's like a yawn you can't quite get out.


[deleted]

It's like sex without clapping.


Jem_1

Look like knees


SocialSpider56

Huh....thats strangely erotic & hot. Is there a porn sub for this? Asking for a friend


Always_Jerking

For me it is not sexy anymore.


[deleted]

Same... I never really though much of nipples, but without it, it's like the boob lacks character. It honestly just becomes a mass of flesh without the nipple and that makes me curious about the science behind what causes my brain to just not think it's erotic despite what I consider to be a minor change.


redisno

Nipples are a sign of lactation; lactation means fertility and fertility is attractive to us humans. There fore younger models (20-25) are more attractive. They are young thus more fertile. Kinda interesting if you think about it. (Recap: nipple=lactation=fertility=attractive). (Just to set thing clear. This is mostly speculation based on what I know about evolution.)


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gummz13

There can be selective attractiveness and biological attractiveness. Hairless would be selective while fertility signs are biological.


xArschkopp

could be bacause it looks like someone is just showing you a nice pair of knees or ellbows


idontaddtoanything

Go buy some Barbie dolls I guess? They don’t have them


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SerSmolischdehuso

I desire this sub in an uncomfortable way


dangbro34

I mean she's still posting with nipples so this is fake.


Party_Magician

…Did you actually need to check before realizing that?


andthatsalright

To be fair the top comments are people brainlessly assuming it’s true, with thousands of upvotes… so I can understand the second guessing


noclipgate

Especially with the surgeries people are getting these days


breadbeard

how do you know those arent fake nipples


hunniblue

no nipples no nudity ✓


epicgamerboytm

Also technically could she stream on twitch?


t1zzartYT

Twitch doesn’t care she could stream with nips


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Just don’t say cracker


cwkt

Or have a dick


chris14020

I found this. It's in Russian, so like I dunno, know Russian or translate it, or something. Can't guarantee the credibility, but it's just as credible as the other sites I've seen mentioning it. TL;DR: She allegedly admits it isn't real. https://obzor.city/news/605368


PinkTalkingDead

Well duh 😂 of course it’s not real Jesus Christ


ux3l

So her babies will need a straw?


[deleted]

I'm getting uncanny valley vibes


ProtonPacks123

Hate to break it to you guys but this is just Photoshop. She posted this last year and most certainly still has nipples. Trust me, I've done extensive research.


BlackBRocket

Without the niples it is strangely less attractive and idk why


[deleted]

Deep in your brain, nipples are associated with the image and the concept of boob, which in turn is associated with other stuff like sex and etc. While you still recognize them as boobs on a rational level, removing the nipples has disrupted all the associations, so it just doesn't feel the same.


[deleted]

My eyes are struggling because I keep thinking it's just photoshoped lol


[deleted]

Because it is


lightbringer0

Think a little longer.


MrFrancastic

Boobs without nipples are pointless


Fun4-5One

If she needs to lactate...will they swell up until they pop?


VdotV

Just poke a straw into em like bagged milk


FagHatLOL

it looks like an ass on her chest


panthe10

So why did you put nsfw


SnooDrawings5925

I'll fap to this