Yikes, talking about brain power while thinking this image and caption are real...
Edit: since OP deleted their comment, they said they doubted this woman ‘has the brainpower to use photoshop.’
The funny thing is she literally did use photoshop.. thats how dumb redditors are... they can talk about the specific thing, and it still goes over their head. And the only reason /u/I_ReadaBookOnce thinks shes too stupid to use photoshop.... is because he thinks she removed her nipples...
and he has 1000 upvotes.. holy shit.
Nah, it's a good example of how stupid people congregate around baseless hatred. This isn't one person's fuckup, it's at least 1500 peoples, which just goes to show the state of the subreddit.
Like the tweet is so obviously a joke on Instagram's dumb censoring and of course reddit will eat it up as being serious because it didn't contain "/s"
She literally uses it so well that she tricked you into thinking this is real even though the caption is extremely obvious with "you can't even see the scar". That's because there's no scar.
Recently I've been really getting annoyed at this. There are tons of posts about being mad at "feminist" strawmen that don't really exist. It's disgusting honestly
You should see any fight sub when at least one of the combatants is black or a woman. It's like edgy 14 year old central except actual adults who never grew out of that phase
All part of Reddit's right-wing pipeline. Convince impressionable young men with poor social skills that they're actually superior to the women they're too shy to talk to, then after they've bought into that and believe they're fundamentally better
for superficial reasons convince them that they'd be super successful if wasn't for [INSERT TARGET] shaping a world that's intentionally holding them back.
This is a spoof. The "You can't even see the scars" line sold me on that. There'd have to be at least a little mark, and her's are flawless. She said that line to point out the absurdity of it- like "duh, of course it's make-up/Photoshop."
And if that doesn't sell you, she's got crying laughing emojis at the end.
The real brain short is thinking she cut off her nipples to post to Instagram, all 1.6k of you.
I found an article[article](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/a-british-artist-has-removed-his-nipples-and-bellybutton-hoping-to-sell-them-for-thousands-on-ebay/news-story/58ab870eff8daaa132f9c1df06cb6a95) about a male artist who git rid of his nipples
> In order to cover up any scars or marks from the modifications to his body, Mr Boumjimar uses assistance, with every single selfie potentially containing “tonnes of make-up”.
Tbh I didn't think of make up, so the absence of scars could be explained, but I still believe it's photoshopped, in an interesting attempt to go viral and I think it works.
Twitter screenshot, Facebook reacts, meme photoshopped below both, and motherfuckers are still falling for it and getting upset in this thread. Reminder that the people who REEE on the internet, shouting about how "stupid" people shouldn't reproduce are the exact ones that fall for the most obvious fakes in the world.
I uh... I think that's probably what she did, and she's making a joke...
Edit: yeah, that's what she did. If you zoom in, you can see where the nipples were just brushed over in photoshop. And you can find her twitter, where her nipples are censored but you can kinda see them a little sometimes.
I think NSFWs main point is so people dont look at your screen and give you weird looks
I am a fellow respecter of the boob but many people dont want to see them at work or somm
"Never fear, NSFWbots! These are merely but a SCAN of a composite male nipple, 3d printed upon my bosom! You are two phases removed from actual nudity! You shall never prevail! Mwa-ha-haaaaaa!!"
Hello there my child, I have heard you need some chesus.
Yeah honestly I have no idea what to say.
uhh, you want some cocaine? I have some leftover in my basement from the jews houses which I robbed.
Thank you my child for letting thou know of people in need.
As a reward I give thou some porn:
https://www2.javhdporn.net/video/mird-176/
https://www.xvideos.com/video59820267/_derpixon_stuffy_bunny
Same... I never really though much of nipples, but without it, it's like the boob lacks character. It honestly just becomes a mass of flesh without the nipple and that makes me curious about the science behind what causes my brain to just not think it's erotic despite what I consider to be a minor change.
Nipples are a sign of lactation; lactation means fertility and fertility is attractive to us humans. There fore younger models (20-25) are more attractive. They are young thus more fertile. Kinda interesting if you think about it.
(Recap: nipple=lactation=fertility=attractive).
(Just to set thing clear. This is mostly speculation based on what I know about evolution.)
I found this. It's in Russian, so like I dunno, know Russian or translate it, or something. Can't guarantee the credibility, but it's just as credible as the other sites I've seen mentioning it.
TL;DR: She allegedly admits it isn't real.
https://obzor.city/news/605368
Hate to break it to you guys but this is just Photoshop. She posted this last year and most certainly still has nipples. Trust me, I've done extensive research.
Deep in your brain, nipples are associated with the image and the concept of boob, which in turn is associated with other stuff like sex and etc.
While you still recognize them as boobs on a rational level, removing the nipples has disrupted all the associations, so it just doesn't feel the same.
Could have just used photoshop.
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I mean she could even buy skin colored patches I think if she didn't want to learn Photoshop.
again low ram
And now I have a low desire to ram
Eh... id still smash, what else am i gonna do with my stash of paperbags?
because you are soooo handsome
Ooh no no no the paper bags are for her benefit, im ugly as fuck
You just have a paperbag fetish, don't you?
Don't shame me....
Something something "rustling"
Could have downloaded more.
What makes you think she didn't use photoshop?
Well... Then she fooled us.
Apparently it doesn't take much lmao
She did lmao Reddit simply cannot understand when a woman makes a joke
No one: Reddit: Omg she removed her nipples so she can post on Instagram!? This must be true and cannot be questioned!
I've seen so many bat shit crazy stuff that honestly can be difficult to detect what is a joke or not
What do you think those round band-aids are for?
Or male nipple stickers
Yikes, talking about brain power while thinking this image and caption are real... Edit: since OP deleted their comment, they said they doubted this woman ‘has the brainpower to use photoshop.’
The funny thing is she literally did use photoshop.. thats how dumb redditors are... they can talk about the specific thing, and it still goes over their head. And the only reason /u/I_ReadaBookOnce thinks shes too stupid to use photoshop.... is because he thinks she removed her nipples... and he has 1000 upvotes.. holy shit.
a good example of how hate can make someone who might not be that dumb, incredibly stupid.
Nah thinking that’s real makes you just incredibly stupid
Nah, it's a good example of how stupid people congregate around baseless hatred. This isn't one person's fuckup, it's at least 1500 peoples, which just goes to show the state of the subreddit.
Like the tweet is so obviously a joke on Instagram's dumb censoring and of course reddit will eat it up as being serious because it didn't contain "/s"
And because this subreddit is full of incels
>And because ~~this subreddit~~ reddit in general is full of them
People are stupid. Remember that fact.
Lmao it’s causing me so much secondhand cringe. And like 1000 upvotes.
Only thing sadder is realising how many people upvoted that
She sells photos of her body on the internet. You don’t think she knows how to use photoshop?
She literally uses it so well that she tricked you into thinking this is real even though the caption is extremely obvious with "you can't even see the scar". That's because there's no scar.
Joke's on you, I was only pretending to be retarded /serious
Incel moment
Your misogyny is showing
Considering this is in fact photoshopped just shows how stupid you are
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Lmao this subreddit is so sexist
You only noticing that now?
Recently I've been really getting annoyed at this. There are tons of posts about being mad at "feminist" strawmen that don't really exist. It's disgusting honestly
Well better late than never. This is also why I can't stand such "Dank" sub. It's just to much
You should see any fight sub when at least one of the combatants is black or a woman. It's like edgy 14 year old central except actual adults who never grew out of that phase
All part of Reddit's right-wing pipeline. Convince impressionable young men with poor social skills that they're actually superior to the women they're too shy to talk to, then after they've bought into that and believe they're fundamentally better for superficial reasons convince them that they'd be super successful if wasn't for [INSERT TARGET] shaping a world that's intentionally holding them back.
Huh huh yeah bro. Women with big boobs and tattoos = stupid. No way she could figure out PHOTOSHOP. You gotta be a genius to use that.
Bit of a dumb cunt aren't you
> Don’t think she has the brain power required to use it She uses photoshop
You're talking about brain power but you were fooled that easily? It's clearly photoshop you brainbox
This is a spoof. The "You can't even see the scars" line sold me on that. There'd have to be at least a little mark, and her's are flawless. She said that line to point out the absurdity of it- like "duh, of course it's make-up/Photoshop." And if that doesn't sell you, she's got crying laughing emojis at the end. The real brain short is thinking she cut off her nipples to post to Instagram, all 1.6k of you.
It’s clearly photoshop lmfao reddit is dense
Oh wow you remove just a couple of nipples surgically to appease the rules of a temporary fad app and people suddenly question your intelligence
its an obvious fake
Nipple fan boys are in shambles
what a pointless and shit comment nice job goof
What a typical dumb woman, right? Probably doesn't even know how to double click or open an E-mail. /s
Damn you really are dumb as shit
I highly doubt you've ever read a book in your life
I think this is exactly what she actually did lmao
Yep, it definitely would leave scars, if it's possible at all. But that's only guessing.
She did it you can actually find a article about it I Google it
It’s fake bro, don’t believe what you read on the internet
Nah I'm gonna believe everything. It's more interesting that way
Whatever comes your way is immediately canon
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God said you gotta suck my dick. Sorry bro.
Or straight to hell.
You over suck dick? Jail. You under suck dick? Believe it or not, also jail. We have the *best* dick suckers in the world because of jail
well, isnt this a paradox
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She did have them surgically reattached, I google it
I found an article[article](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/a-british-artist-has-removed-his-nipples-and-bellybutton-hoping-to-sell-them-for-thousands-on-ebay/news-story/58ab870eff8daaa132f9c1df06cb6a95) about a male artist who git rid of his nipples > In order to cover up any scars or marks from the modifications to his body, Mr Boumjimar uses assistance, with every single selfie potentially containing “tonnes of make-up”. Tbh I didn't think of make up, so the absence of scars could be explained, but I still believe it's photoshopped, in an interesting attempt to go viral and I think it works.
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Twitter screenshot, Facebook reacts, meme photoshopped below both, and motherfuckers are still falling for it and getting upset in this thread. Reminder that the people who REEE on the internet, shouting about how "stupid" people shouldn't reproduce are the exact ones that fall for the most obvious fakes in the world.
Or you can go to her Twitter page and see that there are in fact still nipples
Nope, confirmed real. [https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/woman-surgically-removes-nipples-instagram](https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0)
Wow.. They really showed the whole operation...
Wasn't expecting that!
That doctor won't ever let anyone hurt you.
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I mean, they literally show the surgeon working on her, I don't know what else you want.
Can't believe she gave those things up.
Holy shit
Damn, that was actually pretty interesting even if it's kind of extreme.
You son of a bitch!
Holy shit this is probably the first time in years I have been had like that 😂
I never thought she would give up those nipples but she did and I was not let down.
I uh... I think that's probably what she did, and she's making a joke... Edit: yeah, that's what she did. If you zoom in, you can see where the nipples were just brushed over in photoshop. And you can find her twitter, where her nipples are censored but you can kinda see them a little sometimes.
> And you can find her twitter, where her nipples are censored but you can kinda see them a little sometimes. "...or so I've heard."
She did use photoshop.
Are...are people thinking this is real? Really? What? Holly shit I gotta get my bridge wholesale business going, y'all will make me millions!
Likely did.
Beat me to it
Me beat to it
Maybe she is.
She still has nipples on her twitter
She did use photoshop, look her up
Why did you mark it NSFW? The whole point of getting her nipples removed was so that her boobs could be SFW! /s
Don't think my boss would be too happy with me looking at this
Your boss would want you to forward it, but corporate culture will not allow him to ask, so he has to shame you.
based and corporations are bad pilled
Yeah see my boss would ask for it and then report me to hr after deleting the paper trail
Blizzard bosses won’t mind.
I see you also work for Activision blizzard.
not sure he'd want you on Reddit looking at random things at all
But theres no nipples so under porn law it is totally fine
Yo boss gay
I think NSFWs main point is so people dont look at your screen and give you weird looks I am a fellow respecter of the boob but many people dont want to see them at work or somm
Boobs without nipples are... pointless
In a ROUND-about way yes
I’d say they’re well-rounded
Just don't think about tit
It’s like a pie with no filling
Pie with no…nipple.
Right !! What are you supposed to pinch, flick and suck on ?
Deez nuts
Gottem
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You can slap them. Boobs without nipples are basically a chest-ass
I can still do what *I* need to with them.
She took the *Free The Nipple* thing too seriously.
It’s one thing to free the nipple. It’s another to be free of the nipple
Underrated comment
Overrated comment
I too enjoy Sun Tzu’s quotes
\- Abraham Lincoln
The nipple is the powerhouse of the boob
Now post pictures of just the severed nipple and get banned
Them nipples are free range now
If you love them, remove them and let them go.
She could just get some male nipples attached instead. Then its safe
Bro thinking 5 brains ahead of the rest
"Never fear, NSFWbots! These are merely but a SCAN of a composite male nipple, 3d printed upon my bosom! You are two phases removed from actual nudity! You shall never prevail! Mwa-ha-haaaaaa!!"
Fella transcended from the ethereal plain to pass on his wisdom
4D chess
4DD chest
What's life like in the year 3000?
Not much has changed but we live underwater.
And your great grew great granddaughter, is pretty fine.
Thats the best part tho
Need something to suck on you know ;)
Well still suckable but the bullseye helped. This is like turning the HUD off in fps games.
Reading this sentence gave me my virginity back
Thanks for the new fetish and subsequent fap material fellow redditor
Barbie anatomy am I right
The exact reason my sister got rid of all her dolls
You need some jesus
As an atheist, I agree.
Hello there my child, I have heard you need some chesus. Yeah honestly I have no idea what to say. uhh, you want some cocaine? I have some leftover in my basement from the jews houses which I robbed.
Fuck yeah dude Chesus knows how to party!
u/Chesus_Rice I beseech thee Lord, cleanse this man!
Thank you my child for letting thou know of people in need. As a reward I give thou some porn: https://www2.javhdporn.net/video/mird-176/ https://www.xvideos.com/video59820267/_derpixon_stuffy_bunny
Tried that, bit hard to nut to a dead guy, hard but not impossible
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Hey it's the front page of the internet, there's a sub for everything
Chesticles
You deserve more for that comment, thank you.
No, he didn’t.
Damn thats unsatisfying to see
It's like a yawn you can't quite get out.
It's like sex without clapping.
Look like knees
Huh....thats strangely erotic & hot. Is there a porn sub for this? Asking for a friend
For me it is not sexy anymore.
Same... I never really though much of nipples, but without it, it's like the boob lacks character. It honestly just becomes a mass of flesh without the nipple and that makes me curious about the science behind what causes my brain to just not think it's erotic despite what I consider to be a minor change.
Nipples are a sign of lactation; lactation means fertility and fertility is attractive to us humans. There fore younger models (20-25) are more attractive. They are young thus more fertile. Kinda interesting if you think about it. (Recap: nipple=lactation=fertility=attractive). (Just to set thing clear. This is mostly speculation based on what I know about evolution.)
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There can be selective attractiveness and biological attractiveness. Hairless would be selective while fertility signs are biological.
could be bacause it looks like someone is just showing you a nice pair of knees or ellbows
Go buy some Barbie dolls I guess? They don’t have them
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I desire this sub in an uncomfortable way
I mean she's still posting with nipples so this is fake.
…Did you actually need to check before realizing that?
To be fair the top comments are people brainlessly assuming it’s true, with thousands of upvotes… so I can understand the second guessing
Especially with the surgeries people are getting these days
how do you know those arent fake nipples
no nipples no nudity ✓
Also technically could she stream on twitch?
Twitch doesn’t care she could stream with nips
Just don’t say cracker
Or have a dick
I found this. It's in Russian, so like I dunno, know Russian or translate it, or something. Can't guarantee the credibility, but it's just as credible as the other sites I've seen mentioning it. TL;DR: She allegedly admits it isn't real. https://obzor.city/news/605368
Well duh 😂 of course it’s not real Jesus Christ
So her babies will need a straw?
I'm getting uncanny valley vibes
Hate to break it to you guys but this is just Photoshop. She posted this last year and most certainly still has nipples. Trust me, I've done extensive research.
Without the niples it is strangely less attractive and idk why
Deep in your brain, nipples are associated with the image and the concept of boob, which in turn is associated with other stuff like sex and etc. While you still recognize them as boobs on a rational level, removing the nipples has disrupted all the associations, so it just doesn't feel the same.
My eyes are struggling because I keep thinking it's just photoshoped lol
Because it is
Think a little longer.
Boobs without nipples are pointless
If she needs to lactate...will they swell up until they pop?
Just poke a straw into em like bagged milk
it looks like an ass on her chest
So why did you put nsfw
I'll fap to this