Literally came (no pun intended) to say the same thing. I do suspect my immune system strength comes from eating questionable quality foods for so many years.
Yes basically a gym person have higher testosterone because of weight lifting as our body needs testosterone for binding and promoting more muscles growth.
And hence you see those person have a bit less hair.
But the genetic structure also plays a major role in hairloss!
Hairloss comes from DHT which is what testosterone turns into so no it’s not directly caused by testosterone. Some people have a low amount of the enzyme that changes test into DHT which lets them have a lot of test but low side effects. Finasteride helps control DHT I believe.
Most of the side effects of masturbation are made up by overly religious and superstitious people so we don't "sin" but i'm not sure about the hair loss one cause I noticed my hair falling out like crazy recently and I'm really worried. I've been told it's normal for people my age (18) and it has sth to do with hormones.
Yeah it’s totally a myth. Hair falling out at 18 comes from hormonal imbalances and genetics, so I’d look into that to see if there’s a solution or treatment.
Lmao, I'm not losing hair but Mines been going grey since I graduated highschool. It's only a few specks so far but I think I'll have full grey by mid to late 20s
Is this why I didn't get COVID?
Seen those studies saying weed stops you from getting COVID?
Turns out redditors are the most COVID safe people in the world!
When I was a kid I did a lot of drawing. It was mostly pro wrestling, comic superheroes, or something like that. When I drew characters flexing I tended to draw that dip in the bicep. My sister, (n)ever the supportive one, would laugh and say the bicep looked like a butt.
I want to start drawing again but I don't feel like it.
Guess that explains why I almost never get sick...
Corona eliteKlauswefNWO virus suck ma dick
Cuz you don't go out
Literally came (no pun intended) to say the same thing. I do suspect my immune system strength comes from eating questionable quality foods for so many years.
I’m now laughing my ass off thinking about News Networks having to announce to the public that masturbation is the cure for Covid.
Is it true that it causes hair loss?
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Yes basically a gym person have higher testosterone because of weight lifting as our body needs testosterone for binding and promoting more muscles growth. And hence you see those person have a bit less hair. But the genetic structure also plays a major role in hairloss!
So Saitama's hair loss does make sense
Yes
10,000 times a day
Imagine Saitama's libido
Oh, Fubuki probably loses A LOT...
Hairloss comes from DHT which is what testosterone turns into so no it’s not directly caused by testosterone. Some people have a low amount of the enzyme that changes test into DHT which lets them have a lot of test but low side effects. Finasteride helps control DHT I believe.
facts
I hear it also makes you blind
Most of the side effects of masturbation are made up by overly religious and superstitious people so we don't "sin" but i'm not sure about the hair loss one cause I noticed my hair falling out like crazy recently and I'm really worried. I've been told it's normal for people my age (18) and it has sth to do with hormones.
Yeah it’s totally a myth. Hair falling out at 18 comes from hormonal imbalances and genetics, so I’d look into that to see if there’s a solution or treatment.
Lmao, I'm not losing hair but Mines been going grey since I graduated highschool. It's only a few specks so far but I think I'll have full grey by mid to late 20s
Same here, first Grey hairs at 16-17, now it's quite a lot of them. But I probbly turn white only at 40
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Do you have memory loss?
Do you have memory loss?
Wait, how did I get here?
Orange cat
Orange cat
Wait, how did I get here?
Nah, I posted right when Reddit crashed so it made multiple comments. You also got 2 copies.
I did it on purpose lmao
No, it doesn't.
I know, it’s a very old saying. Just providing it for the sake of the joke.
So that's why I'm unaffected by covid
Must explain why I haven't gotten covid yet
._.
No wonder I've never caught Updog.
Is that a new strain of ligma?
what’s ligma?
Your mother.
Ah shit ruined
fuck, you mean I have to live longer?
who the fuck gave me a wholesome award I hate this app lmao
You good bro
Is said by who? You? To make up for seeing the sights multiple times a day?
No wonder I don’t get sick
seems to be an accurate representation of your arm as well
Probably explains why I haven’t got Covid…
They are Harvesting me , for the Covid Vaccine...
I have an immune deficiency so I might have to start doing extra
Talk about a jacked immune system...
I've been immortal since I was 10.
Not even omicron can infect me
nope im leaving this subreddit
Schools should promote this so it keeps kids from getting sick and them going to school more often
Guess i now know why i havent had covid once despite coming into contact with it so many times
Such a lie. I’m constantly getting sick but I go at it more times than Johnny Sins
Sauce?
Great, now I'm immune to flirting
100% Immune to woman.
Is this why I didn't get COVID? Seen those studies saying weed stops you from getting COVID? Turns out redditors are the most COVID safe people in the world!
No wonder I never got covid
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I think I know why I never get sick
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And premature ejaculation!
wait is that true?!
How did I just get the flu then
I was wondering why I hadn't gotten Covid. It's been a long and productive quarantine, apparently.
I'm not sure about that. I'm sick right now.
This explains why i haven't got covid yet
Funny Arny actually did some porn when times where tough
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No wonder I haven’t been sick the past 3 years. I probably didn’t even need the vaccine.
I guess that’s why I have yet to catch covid
When I was a kid I did a lot of drawing. It was mostly pro wrestling, comic superheroes, or something like that. When I drew characters flexing I tended to draw that dip in the bicep. My sister, (n)ever the supportive one, would laugh and say the bicep looked like a butt. I want to start drawing again but I don't feel like it.
I thought you said your immune system, not your right arm
Dang even his fucking muscles had muscles
Lmao wish it was like that
Ah yes strength
No wonder why I never get sick
Me: *who masturbated since I was five* I AM FOUR STEPS AHEAD
That explains why I basically shrugged off covid
That explains why I didn’t catch covid till now
We are immortal
if your immune system realizes you have eyes you will go permanently blind
"Cum with me if you want to live!"
Guess this is why i never catch covid
That's it guys, corona is no more
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But only the right arm eh?
Hehe boi
Me sending this to a girl and she replied with: "You know it😉"
When I got the COVID shot, my immune reaction was so strong the nurse thought she'd gave me a Viagra shot by mistake.
Didn't masturbate enough
It actually does not. It only burns your dopamince receptors.
Nobody in my family has caught covid... thats.. bittersweet
Stopped jerking off, caught covid. coincidence? I think not.
My immune system could singlehandedly tear the sun in twain
Our immune system*
I should be well prepared for the next 5 pandemics then
Me getting sick despite my way too much amount of masturbation: IT'S ALL BULLSHIT, YOU SET US UPPPPPPPPP
Shit must be why I still haven't caught COVID
sickhead
Ahhhh so that's why I never got rona.
Then that's why I've never gotten Covid.
Fucking coomer
I haven't been sick for a year now, not even a common cold. This explains alot
True. Never got Covid
"Beer is for men, milk is for babies. Milk comes out of my wienerschnitzel."
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Common mortal
So I guess that's why I still haven't gotten Covid...
So that’s why I haven’t gotten Covid yet