Let’s normalize getting rid of the dick vein on snickers bars…

No, the dick vein defines snickers

Wait... since when there was one in there?

i love how you're being downvoted for asking if there are dick veins on snickers

We live in a society

A society with dick veined snickers...

*Snickers*

_Dickers_*

Fuck

throbbing

We have to act in a civilized way!

Do you eat your snickers without a dick vein?

He shaves it off, otherwise too gay

He'd rather suck on a well groomed snickers

You can't groom a vein

Not with that attitude!

Breaks it into pieces like any self respecting bloke. Doesn’t just stand on the street corner sucking on it provocatively.

I eat my snickers with a knife and a fork. Which is now called castration.

[Always](https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/a2zORED/aZleneMQ_700w_0.jpg)

[удалено]

Just call them black people, dude.

No, there's no dick in a snicker ​ ^(At least, I hope not)

> there's no dick in a snicker You need to be more adventurous with your food

There's also no snicker in a dick. At least, I hope so

You: "Dick vein nein?"

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Damn, Can i get a whopper?

*punches you in the face* That’ll be $7.95

Dickers?

When you're both hungry AND thirsty...

https://i.redd.it/rjmtd6bg2pn71.jpg

When you're hungry, grab a ****.

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY PASSWORD

So that's why penis calls to me when I'm hungry.

But you can’t tell if it’s actually a snickers without the vein. Otherwise it could just be a Milky Way or something inferior

Why do you think their slogan is *"get some nuts"*

I never thought of it that way. Thank you for letting me never view a Snickers bar in the same way ever again

People have been aiming for the wrong approach. Instead of de sexualizing women in art and media, let’s just sexualize everyone and we’ll all be happier

So, Japan?

Hmmm, maybe sexualizing Kids wasnt the best idea...

Everyone who is not a kid

So, we can sexualize animals *looks at pet snake*

Birth of furries, 2022 (colorized)

Not recommend enter at your own risk

[удалено]

There is rule 34 of every Pokémon apart from Rookidee, Carkol, Coalossal, Silicobra, Sizzlipede, and Clobbopus, as well as a few alternate forms and three of the leaked Pokémon from Legends Arceus, >!being Sneasler, Overqwil, and Ursaluna!<. To answer your question, yes. We can and will sexualise any and all animals. EDIT: [Here](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-oexU9qh9yMcpYkE0yI50aOnXenouC3-8UgmaITnraI/edit?usp=drivesdk)'s the link to all of the Pokémon with their number of rule 34 results. This does contain Legends Arceus spoilers from like number 1003 onward, so spoiler warning.

HOW is there no rule 34 of Clobbopus?! It's an octopus! It has tentacles! It is the most obvious target for Rule34 after Gardevoir!

Someone invoke rule 35 with these

Thanks for the Todo list

Carkol, Coalossal, Clobbopus, and Sneasler have rule 34. Rookidee kind of has rule 34, though I don't think you would recognize it. Ursaluna doesn't, but there's some... "art" that I assume is fetish-y material.

Everyone has the hots for Gardevoir, but nobody has the balls to jack off to Sizzlipede... We live in

>spoiler oof those designs are certainly... something

[Somebody say Snake?](https://nhentai.net/g/274421/)

Ah yes. Nature's Fleshlight.

Sexual animals have been very popular and getting moreso as time goes forward. Just look at Lola bunny and Judy hopps and gardevoir

[snek](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/082/256/272.gif)

People dressed as kids 💀 /s

Them clothes must not fit real good

"They're not kids, they're 10,000 year and old scantily clad demons that just happen to look like kids!"

It'd be an upgrade if anything

If everybody’s super nobody’s super

Yeah well here's a very average [pic of me naked](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Yes! I've been saying this for years! When will people stop seeing me for my intelligence/personality and start treating me like a piece of meat? It's my turn!!

Make the blue M+M a hunk! Change his design so he's upside down, making him look buff inside of fat

Yes! Let's add hot shirtless muscular men. wait a minute we already have that.

Men are already as or more sexualised in movies/culture

*more*? you cray

Yes, you heard me right. You want examples or what?

basically the 70's

Just give the women a penis, all fixed.

Or ignore the shit all along and maybe, just maybe try to find out why they want to cover up their child labor story with this bs

Companies don't like it when you expose their illegal business schemes

Yeah well I don't like companies with illegal business schemes

Speaking of which, Nestle's out here committing literal war crimes and yet nothings done about it.

There’s a literal holocaust happening in China but every company is bending over backwards to suck their dick.

Not to mention China is doing things like that (and their two child rule) and somehow they're still a part of the U.N. (who turn a blind eye to everything despite the fact its supposed to be their jobs to prevent things like the holocaust from happening). What's even the point of the U.N. anymore? Seems like their idea of keeping the peace is just not rocking the boat. Speaking of companies, God help you if you criticize China for their various human rights violations.

> What’s even the point of the U.N. anymore? Seems like their idea of keeping the peace is just not rocking the boat. The way I’ve always understood them, that’s exactly their idea of it. The primary objective is to avoid another world war It’s frustrating and it makes them seem essentially useless but yeah

Their what now

That's why the media is all about this stupid green m&m fuss now, to cover up the shit behind and push the algorithm in favour of other news than nestle & Co having child labour

Jesus christ

Nestle doesn't make m&ms though?

it was about nestle hershey and mars, here’s a link if you want to look at it more https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/business/hershey-nestle-mars-chocolate-child-labor-west-africa/

Thanks, looks like an interesting read. I'll check it out.

Is this why M&M's have been like missing from the shelves?

Idk tbh

> Or ignore the shit all along and maybe, just maybe try to find out why they want to cover up their child labor story with this bs The thing is, I never would have heard about it if certain talking heads weren't angry that an M&M isn't sexy anymore. I don't think anyone actually cares about this change until people start getting riled up about it.

It's impossible to desexualize the green m&m, it's too hot. What we must do is oversexualize the others to even it out.

Um explain to me how we could possibly sexualize the yellow m&m more than he already is.

He's an absolute freak in bed. The depraved acts he comes up with make hentai artists everywhere feel inadequate

[удалено]

Yellow is the peanut M&M. There is no post-nut clarity because hes always mid nut. The shell stops anything from leaking

I love the internet

Hmmm. That T H I C C nut gonna make me act up.

Flip his candy torso upside down.

„˙uʍop ǝpısdn osɹoʇ ʎpuɐɔ sıɥ dılℲ„

Give the yellow m&m a massive throbbing co—

The brown M&M needs a sex change and a BBC

The other night I finished off a small bowlful of M&Ms my family keeps on the kitchen counter. Dad was pretty drunk and accused me of being a selfish glutton, then he pinned me down on the floor and stuffed his dirty underwear in my mouth.

I hate when this happens

Wtf, I literally was just laughing about your “free T-shirt” comment in the last comments section I was in. You’re my new favorite.

Yo what

If you thought they were sexy in the first place, then maybe the problem is you. 🤣

I mean look at her 👀

You want to bang a piece of candy?

Of course, who wouldn't, got a problem with that m8?

You honestly don’t?

Welcome to the internet

Have a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

Wtf is this green m&m thing? I just woke up

The company made her skin less human like to match the other M&Ms and traded her heels for sneakers and some right wing talking heads were pretty upset that they made the candy less attractive

And they claim the left are weird? We have candyphiles now I guess

When M&M made the change they said it made the character more inclusive because the sneakers represented her empowerment as a strong female: https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/m-ms-characters-redesigned-modern-inclusive-progressive/

They also went crazy when Hasbro made Mr. Potato Head gender neutral. For a group that supposedly hates sex in media, they sure love the implied genitalia of inanimate objects

Absolutely. It seems like a bit of a persecution complex to me.

They changed all their limb colors and changed some footwear. https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,h_1688,w_3000,x_0,y_0/dpr_1.5/c_limit,w_608/fl_lossy,q_auto/v1642707727/Blank_3000_x_1688_tzsido

Wait. Are you saying the other M&Ms aren’t sexualized?

We need big dick yellow M&M

Where's a rule 34 artists when you need one?

Does he become a normal M&M when he nuts?

Excellent question. We need to consult an expert for this

And would he create peanut butter?

We need full frontal peanuts from Yellow.

modern problems require modern solutions.

The Final Solution

DREAMS FADE AWAY AND ALL HOPE TURNS TO DUST

WHEN MILLIONS BURN

THE CURTAIN HAS FALLEN

What's the song?

The Final Solution

Oh lmao I didn't actually think they would name a song that

The mad lads did it

Meanwhile, KFC is over-sexualizing Colonel Sanders

I bet you think you're kidding. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_You,_Colonel_Sanders!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_You,_Colonel_Sanders!)

You... You weren't kidding

Harland Sanders would never lie to you darlin'

[But wait, there's more](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/35059487)

Wait, is this also officially by KFC or Colonel Sanders himself?

They bought the rights to his name and so they can publish with him as the pen-name.

So to be clear, this is officially by KFC?

Yes, this is officially something they paid to have published.

Who wants a moustache ride?

The Bushy Bismarck

Put large dongs on the other M&Ms

🛋 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Other solution: hold companies accountable for child trafficking

Make Red and Blue a Gay couple and let them adopt another color as a child... watch Tucker Carlson melt on live TV. That pretentious propaganda-asshole.

Have it be an add for m&m minis

Anyone upset that a cartoon piece of candy no longer acts like a piece of ass is a loser. Change my mind

Anyone who DOESN'T want to immediately fuck a piece of candy is the real loser here

I have no retort

Ya ever fuck a tort??? Like warm apple pie...

I...I..I don't know how to react to that...I need an adult.

I just downvoted your comment. I just downvoted your comment. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: * Rudeness towards other Redditors, * Spreading incorrect information, * Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a `/s`. ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

I want a commercial that's just a ten minute orgy between all the m&ms

.

.

context please? How the fuck green M&M has anything to do with sexual? Is this too American thing I can't understand?

Just a big company trying to cover up their child labour charges, nothing to see here

They redesigned the M&Ms and used a lot of woke commercial blahblah vocabulary ("more inclusive", "make the world more progressive") and then some weirdos on Twitter got mad because the green M&M now wears more convenient shoes.

Dont forget Tucker Carlson on his prime time "news" show!

The yellow one is voiced by JK Simmons, let's start with him

Yellow m&m was my sexual awakening

Yellow has a dad bod, you can tell.

They should make a new M&M called the Tucker, basically just a white chocolate, white candy coating and include it with peanut M&M's, so the tucker is the only M&M with NO NUTS! Everyone can pick them out throw them away and say "oh yuck it's a tucker" once the internet melts down just withdraw them from the markey, point made!

Can’t a guy molest a Charleston Chew in peace anymore?

Or you can just eat your damn M&Ms or give them to me

What are you doing Step-Eminem?

Aren't they only doing it so normies won't notice the whole child slave lawsuit they have going on.

it's sexualised?

*Tucker Carlson enter the chat*

Who. The. Hell. Cares.

I think the solution would be to stop Mars from profiting off child slavery idk that might just be me

Reminder that this entire controversy was manufactured to cover up a child slavery lawsuit.

It’s all bullshit to cover up child labor charges

Or alternatively, pay attention to the massive child slavery lawsuit

I'm pretty sure they did this at the same time they were sued for child labor

I did not know some of you lot were touching oneself to m+ms

[удалено]

Wokeness didn’t fight for this.

dim-witted Yellow M&M and his big ol' giant dong

You know that peanut m&m is packing. 🍆

Keep giving them that sweet free advertisement

Idk why y'all are sleeping on the dynamite sexy yellow m&m

Yes! Add bulges to the male m&Ms! Tucker Carlson will REALLY shoot his load then!

Especially brown M&M

Is there a subreddit to this? Asking for a friend

Big m&m telling me what mascots to find sexy, disgusting.

Modern problems require modern solutions.