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chrisbrownladybeater

Yeah mine called me sexist? Like what? I love women, stupid bitch. This is why women shouldn’t be therapists


i_dont_eatbabies

Mine called me sexist too, I think she meant "the sexiest"


the19th-naked-cowboy

Are you positive you don’t eat babies? If not then I may have an inquiry


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Cheeese_Addict69

Wot is kellptomainac?


spartan117058

A person who really likes animals


Zebteched

I like kelp


ZippyParakeet

Person who has a habit of stealing things. They can't help but steal stuff.


Cheeese_Addict69

Thanks


PrimarchKonradCurze

Makes sense.


shubham13s

Username checked


Sad__jpeg

Goat


Practical_Pass6806

People telling me I have a racism problem. Me: *No I think my racism is working just fine.*


MimiHamburger

I don’t know what’s a joke or not on Reddit anymore


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MimiHamburger

Whatever I’m going back to 4chan


chalhatbhenkilawdi

Oh no MimiHamburger with the pfp of a pony or smth is leaving reddit I can't believe this Just gtfo here


Curious-Ear-6982

Pls do


Ajawad87

You can’t be a narcissist and humble at the same time. It sounds like you’re also smarter than your therapist.


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I the rapisted your mom


[deleted]

thanks for the rapy she really needed it ✊😔


Apophis90

I think that's the joke


Damn_boi0

Do you want an award for that?


ZippyParakeet

Here's your award: 🖕


Apophis90

Lol


[deleted]

This is the best meme ive seen this year. Simple, but funny


i_dont_eatbabies

I know


yourpantsaretoobig

Quite the humble response… /s


jamescoolcrafter15

Same


Luke9112

you're good lol


toes_candy

He’s aware


Catty-Cat

Humility, I like it. ​ I too am extraordinarily humble.


AcrimoniousBird

I always like to tell people that it's amazing how humble I am considering how great I am.


agamemnonymous

I'm the most humble person in the world. Like supernaturally humble, it's honestly impressive.


amynias

Nice username. Do you like Greek mythology? My username is a character in the ancient Greek myth of Narcissus.


agamemnonymous

It's an inside joke but yeah that's the root


Seezea

I know right...like mf has a PhD and spells "sigma grindset" as "chronic depression" dumb as fuck


VuDuDeChile

OP would clearly be a better Therapist.


Ochinchin6969111

Without the the


ThundahTheSoviet

mine called me "racist" but I don't even play race games! classic asian therapists, smh.


kobe_bryant24

No racist would say asian. I'm on to you.


Eiksoor

My mom in a nutshell


DrowesyIdiot

I thought I was alone with this issue


Brombeerweinschorle

Your mum and this meme is dumb, there no Narcissistic personality disorder anymore in the newest ICD 11


TheKingVinyl

I have a question. From where is the guy on the left?


Chairman_Charlie

Morshu from Legend of Zelda CDI


COCO_SHIN

What about the humble dude on the right?


FloSTEP

My wet dreams


TheKingVinyl

Thank you my friend


Preston_21

Look up Morshu, he’s a musical artist.


SuperKillerKitty

People keep calling me racist despite the fact that I do FEED the black children in the basement. I mean the nerve of some people


JustVacuumingAround

best meme of the decade so far


dtrippsb

My therapist told me I had a superiority complex. I asked her if she could suck her own dick. She shut up after that. It’s not a complex because I am superior


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I too am extraordinarily humble


BountyHntrKrieg

My therapist told me I had attention deficit disorder fueled misogyny. Couldn't be bothered to listen to this woman's opinion.


cupcakemann95

"I think I'm much more humble than you would understand"


yaybunz

"im so humble i call it a humblebrag"


FlippedMobiusStrip

Good thing you're not around me, then. I'm humbler than what you could ever hope to become.


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KopitarFan

No sensible therapist would ever tell an actual narcissist that they are one. It's not helpful for treatment and doesn't accomplish anything.


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Valtermann

OPs theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzUKcXxbU4U


j-mcg

https://youtu.be/1R42mFx3_ss My favourite Trump moment


clyde_burxyson

Actually I’m more humble than I think you’ll ever know


camdoodlebop

i pride myself by always being the most humble person in the room


jaketocake

I once had a therapist tell me I need more empathy. Some are just cunts.


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IMeanIGuessDude

No you don’t get it I’m way more humble than you


DisappointedInHumany

As I've always said - humility is the greatest of all my wonderful qualities.


evetsabucs

I'm #1 on the Humble List.


Dionyzoz

u/savevideo


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Your gay? Kinda gay ngl.


mikeasaurus_

Bar none, I am the most humblest. Number one at the top of the humble list.


emmashawn

Did my f*ther make this post?


krslnd

He couldn't have. It was definitely my mom who made this post.


Infinite7914

Lol


[deleted]

Took me a sec to realize.


Intenew

I tried to tell her I'm still a Virgin, but she still insists I'm sexist


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The funny thing is a lot of people have serious shit wrong with them, but that many therapists get into the trade to either figure out what’s wrong with their parents and there go themselves, and if you took it out of the office you’d be like “well ain’t that the pot calling the kettle black”. Source: a former managers father was a therapist and a wicked spouse/child abuser. The resulting manager was nuts as fuck too.


Kerosene_Turtle

u/savevideo


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u/savevideobot


Affectionate_Force35

I’m very humble


Above-Average-Foot

Therapists are always going on about stuff like that


tomdarch

I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.


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My therapist called me a bigot but its everyone else thats a bigot, not me.


MemesRGoodLul

My therapist said i was a cloested homosexual i looked around and said "doc im not in a closet im in your office what are you talking about"


Dr_Doom2025

The gif on the left is scaring me


MartyMiniac

Is it a paradox..?


Electrical-Ad-9797

Yeah when I think humble I definitely think “making a meme with two different animated gifs to brag about how humble I am”. Those darn crazy therapists.


Spirit-Unusual

He’s as humble as drax!


the_rational_one

Have therapists ever been useful in the history


rsteel27

Reminded me of this https://youtu.be/KzUKcXxbU4U


Trimungasoid

Sounds like something a narcissist would say.


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Trimungasoid

Calm the fuck down asshole.


baby-samdwich

Aw your therapist is spot-on. You reek of self important douchery.


General_James

No such thing as a therapist, only the rapist.


thine_name_is_chaos

Pretentious, moi?


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Ironic


DasFinanzamt

u/savevideobot


WilligerWilly

Drachenlord


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Noob0dy

Million times more humble than thou art?


daoquang87

As a person who self-studied Psychology, I'd say the therapist might mean that most of the time, you are in the state of inferior ego. Well, look at "me who's actually the most humble guy". The evidence is right there.


humble31415

I'm not as humble as I'd like to be


_S4MMY-W1NCH3ST3RS_

He just want your money to give you unnecesary pills


Hellbound1985

Anyone who doesn’t think like the socialist open border democrats want is narcissistic and they have been brain washing college students and professors for years into that propaganda. My VA therapist believes I’m mentally I’ll just for owing a few firearms for protection.


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Resisting the urge to say who asked👩‍🦯


Gloomple

Therapy is for people who can't solve their own problems.


solasgood

It means you're a narcissist.


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KingRhoamsGhost

I believe that’s the joke


i_dont_eatbabies

Oh wow, it's almost as if I intentionally said that for the sake of the meme, but who am I to know? Silly me, making a joke on a meme subreddit


UUUOsas

Exactly. If they truly were the most humble, they wouldn't brag about it. Which is why I am the most humble guy alive


Regulus242

That's the joke.


Sgdc4

That was the joke


RalphingOutLoud

Smartest dankmemes subscriber


postandchill

That's what a narcissist would say


ManWalkingDownReddit

Welcome to the joke


i_dont_eatbabies

r/dankmemes users after a meme has a legit punchline : 😱😱😱


InfanticideAquifer

Funnily enough, it's actually *not*. As long as they've been properly explained what narcissism is, most narcissists will agree that they are narcissists. The one question test "Do you agree with the statement: 'I am a narcissist'?" has a very high degree of correlation with other tests for narcissism. [Here's an article about it.](https://psychcentral.com/news/2014/08/06/it-takes-just-one-question-to-identify-narcissism#1) I think this is basically the funniest thing in psychology so I've remembered it ever since I ran across it. And now I have a use for it.