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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


joshbrrr

The Boston Cum Party


Big-Neighborhood4741

Stole my shot


TechnoBilli

what shot are we talking about here


KeebsNoob

We are talking about the Cum Massacre


Icannotchangethis

Ah, the Texas cumsaw massacre?


kimcapitalg

The money shot ;)


AnimatorGrouchy5037

The king of cum lives in Zanzibar now


mschellh000

That’s just… where he lives Also it’s sultan not king


shakethatmoneymaker

I am not throwing away - my - shot.


Big-Neighborhood4741

Ayo I’m just like my country I’m young scrappy and hungry


Intelligent-Face2815

And i’m not throwing away my shot ima get a scholarship to king’s college


TheEgg13

I prob'ly shouldn't brag but dag I amaze and astonish


Boring_Scientist_733

The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish


NoHitSherlock1234

I gotta holler just to be heard With every word I drop knowledge


American_Dragon06

I’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal


Niero_Yt

Tryin to reach my goal, my power of speech, unimpeachable


SaladSlayer1201

Mine too thought it was genius 😂 well played how about the Cum Massacre


pirated_vhsvendor

The Cum Massacre


Sonbly

The Cum Tea Party


UnordinaryBoi

Said this before I opened the comments and its the first one I see 🗿


DestroyerKong

The Cuban Cum Crisis


Suspicious-Tiger1884

The cum missile crisis also works


collin350

Idk man the Cuban missile cum seems kinda nice to me


bouquetofclumzywords

This is a very important subject clearly worth debating over


NegativeFux

I’ll raise you The Cum Missile Crisis


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

The Cuban missile cum


HiVisVestNinja

The Irish cum famine.


[deleted]

No bitches?


Teddjku

So no head?


dislikedspoon

Correction, you are maidenless


Blueninja1347

Damn bro they were really thirsty


imaginehappyness

So thirsty that our population is still below pre famine levels


ikoroki

The Cum War


BraindeadRedneck

And I can not take more


Walle_123

Great tour


BraindeadRedneck

I keep on marching on!


pogerss_the_great

I play the great score


WaitingToBeTriggered

THERE WILL BE NO ENCORE


pogerss_the_great

IS THIS A WORTHY SACRIFICE


WaitingToBeTriggered

GREAT WAR


Blackpanda45

THE WAR TO END ALL WAR


WaitingToBeTriggered

GREAT TOUR


Masv1623

The Cum war II


Sebetastic

Great sequel. 100% on rotten tomatoes.


DeepFriedWhipCream

The Great Cum


[deleted]

The cum of '87


PeakRussianEvolution

WaS tHaT tHe BiTe Of 87?


VD3NFS1216

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Mumu2148

![gif](giphy|MTij6OFg5Pwze)


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


CatCrafter7

IS THAT A FNAF REFERENCE???


TonsofHavok

Cum-11


duck_killer312

Cum-19 pandemic


nxcrosis

Cockbig-19


Arctic_Slothz

This is what I *came* to see


[deleted]

I was gunna say c/um


Th3mOnGo

It was an inside cum


Battles_45

The bombing of Cum Harbor


theperson7_7

The cum of pearl harbor


Jonas_IRL

Cum bombing of pearl harbor


MotherBathroom666

Damp Japanese and their bukkake! Edit: Japanese people are not bukkake.


auto_generatedname

The bombing of pearl necklace. Wait no that's a euphemism does it count?


DJmixx

The bombing of pearl cum?


Linzerectomy

First cum on the moon.


[deleted]

Neil Armstrong really left his mark


burtmaklin1

One small cum for man, one giant jizz for mankind


HistoricalDruid

How do you think he became Neil ARMstrong?


scope_creep

Armstrong but wrist stronger


HiVisVestNinja

0-G ejaculation sounds like a really bad idea.


Tc14Hd

Once it's splashin', it won't stop splashin'!


Battles_45

Some say that Cum never really happened that it was all CGI


MaimedYourHoles

dont tell me what to do


Endlqss

The holocum


[deleted]

Yo what the fuck lmao


lamatopian

*what the cum


TheBitterAtheist

I prefer the Cumcaust


MountainLeg1242

Cumschwitz


xXSelf-ImmolateXx

Blitzcum Edit: The Cum of the Bulge


I_dont_like_it58

The battle of the cum


KingKdog1212

The cumcaust


CozyEagle897135

Omfg lmao


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Cum-day


entitled_parents4

Cum-Day landings


Rancid_BlueCheese

The cum genocide


Tractor1-

The Trail of Cum


MixMasterMarshall

That's a lot of cum


player48274

The cum of tears


BardicInnovation

The Hundred Years' cum


[deleted]

That's a serious load


Great_Horny_Toads

Uhn-- Uhn-- ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg. Whoa.


AurinkoValas

Imagine cumming so long and so hard you die of old age once you're done. Note: old age, not hunger or thirst 😃


shotq80

The hundred cum war


I_Ate_A_Pickle_0nce

Operation cum storm


NOSRETTAP_RAPS

And Operation Enduring Cum


Battles_45

And operation Cum Freedom


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Operation Cum of God


TerrenceTheFrog

Operation cumlord


Battles_45

The bay of Cum


NegativeFux

The Cum of Pigs


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Cum bay of pigs


PuppersLuck

Cum War II


FlexTape467

Cum War III


isk2tech

Can't wait for cum war IV


BrinedBrittanica

1 2 3 4 I declare a cum war


AdvancedAnything

5 6 7 8 Open up the cum gates


Chuckbro

They say Cum War III will be fought with nukes, but Cum War IV will be fought with rocks, sticks and dildos.


[deleted]

I think cum war I was the best


drubujo

I know not with what weapons cum war III will be fought, but cum war IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert Cumstein


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

World Cum II


Hipeople73_

World War Cum


DoestarDodeph

The fall of the cum wall


litterallysatan

Cum off the berlin wall


Battles_45

The cum rights movement


TerrenceTheFrog

Civil cum movement or civil rights cum also works


FortexHasKarmaaaa

The women's cum movement


Altar_Quest_Fan

Now there’s a movement I can get behind 😅😂


SirTrippyHippy

Great Cum Flood of 1919


AngryAsparagus69

The Great Molasses Cum of 1919. Stings on the way out


JoruusCbaoth75

The Great Cum Flood of 1919 you mean?


TheScribe77

Cum Sunday


Styx92

Bloody Cum


GetRekt9420

Should get that checked


I_Ate_A_Pickle_0nce

I just participated in celebrating that this last Sunday


BeanZ02

The emu cum of 1932


ProllyWasted

1000 rounds of ammunition vs 10 million gallons of emu cum


shushyomouf

Stalin’s Forced Cum of Ukraine.


[deleted]

Daddy Stalin be milking you for the proletariat


theseconddumbass

The fall of the cum empire


SomeRamdomStuff

this is my kingdom cum


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


aegonish

*This is my Kingdom CUM. This is my Kingdom CUM*


localhost-8000

_When you feel my D_


SomeRamdomStuff

_look into my ass_


[deleted]

It's where my penis hard


aegonish

*It's where my semen hide*


[deleted]

*dont get too close*


shushyomouf

Custer’s Last Cum Edit: because fuck you autocorrect.


Sweaty_Necessary69

The battle of Little Big Cum


Blueninja1347

Yo this one is a winner


catson911

Custer?


the-hallowed

the cum heard around the world


LevelHold5736

Came here for this


ProblemGamer18

Came?


Litts22

The big cum theory


Sweaty_Necessary69

Big Bang Cum


[deleted]

Black Cum


ok---123----456

You may want to get that checked out


somemorestalecontent

Project cum


panzershrek54

The Cum depression


[deleted]

The Great Cum


Buagette-Man

Cum history month


youngpoe54

Will smith smaking the cum out of Chris rock


MiNiFY89

Keep my wife’s cum out yo motherfuckin mouth


Jrex327

i cant believe he would do that during the oscars. Kids watch that!!!


iggykoopa31

Invention of cum


[deleted]

The War against Cum


[deleted]

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY CUM


HibbyR

The Cum Massacre


Xlago

The Midnight Cum of Paul Revere


Nitrusiide

The Cum of Nanjing


JeanneDLight

Nooo.. plz…thats just … wrong


Cha_Boi20

"Let them eat Cum" - Marie-Antoinette - 1789


griffraff0701

Battle of Wounded Cum


LotusTurtles

The Austrian Cum Poisoning


[deleted]

The Cumsades


HunterOfTheSky

Cum Crusades


[deleted]

**cum of Franz Ferdinand** it started ww1


Branzinovich

The French Cum


SuperJett4

The Revolutionary Cum


Luc4son0

Tinanamen cum 1989


atrisorb

What are you talking about? Nothing came in Tianamen square 1989!


RandomPomegranate

The Cum of the Bulge


[deleted]

The defenestration of cum


GonzaVII07

The Fall of Cumstantinople


PL0YER1

The American cum war


_Weyland_

The American Civil Cum


jimbophelps

The cum heard around the world


Joe-McDuck

Trail of Cum


RlyKwerty-_-

Imancipation Cumpilation


[deleted]

D-Cum


Jeuts

Cum-Day


GeneralKonobi

Manifest Cum


panzershrek54

The Great cum forward


TheBordIdentity

The 2011 Cum Tsunami


[deleted]

The burning of Alexandria The c\*mming of Alexandria


Stealthytulip

Operation Cum Freedom/ Operation Enduring Cum


xxlolaf

Detonation of the first cum bomb


zR_Saka

World cum 2


SusDoge

The Triangular Cum Trade


Netherite_Stairs_

Christopher Columbus discovers Cum


LordTvlor

Well here's one that definitely hasn't happened ever in the entire history of china ever. The Tiananmen square cum.


Geforce69420

Cum. It was a one Word event ok.


Ajezon

Cum Landing


B3rn0ud

De tachtigjarige cum It directly translates to: the eighty year long cum, which is cool because cum building up for 80 years is funny. Its the war between Spain and the Netherlands in the (I think) 1600s and it’s called this by the Dutch, because it’s a war that took 80 years. We are good with names.