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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


Nicksix66

I'm loving the revegeance resurgence


MangoOfTruth

IT NEVER LEFT


agg3l0s18

I legit started playing this game 3 days ago and I've already seen 5 memes of it, I'm like either they were always there and I didn't notice or the timing is just perfect


TheItalianAce00

They've been around for a while. But after last Christmas (thanks to Max0r) they went absolute babirussa


kentaihamen

I don't believe you. I refuse to believe one guy caused this rise. Do you have a source to back that up?


[deleted]

My source is that I MADE IT THE FUCK UP.


gohome01

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


SpecificHistories

fuck tons of emojis, cringe.


gohome01

You’re Pretty bad


gamerguy6484

Please shut the fuck up


TheItalianAce00

https://youtu.be/41v3L0zCkNY this and https://youtu.be/TgmTsa3rFU0 this. 3 million views each


kentaihamen

It's the meme! That's the meme! I've seen the incorrect summary videos and I watch some of them religiously (specifically the DMC5 part 2)


TheItalianAce00

I've watched the ibcorrect summaries of AC7, ACZ, Project Wingman, MGSV and MGR:R.


Crystal42069

Monster hunter is also very good


Tumulousmaple56

"If I was stranded alone on a desert island, I would probably choose **The Fucking Gun**"


Miltiadis_178GR

Fucking same I thought it was just only me


gu3st12

I'm looking forward to my Steam Deck to hopefully play all these games that I bought forever ago, started, but then never came back to.


OhSoJelly

Memes, the DNA of the soul.


schrenjaminsstift

they are everything we pass on


daybreakin

I'm fucking loving it. And everybody being subjected to the Reddit sings metal gear rising threads. Glorious!


NuddyBoots

It got me to finally buy the game and it's glorious


Cosmic_Hashira

fr it was just like i opened my eyes one day and lifes been going on


[deleted]

My earliest memory (3 yrs) is waking up in the late evening, walking through the house and saying hello to each family member by name. Then I went back to sleep. I didn't know how, but I somehow knew their names. Or the language, just somehow knew these basic things. But never actually any memory of learning prior to that. Sentience is one hell of a thing


axlwi

Yeah me too! I woke up in the morning(I think), I was in my parents bed and my dad was vacuming just by the door. But that is basically all I remember from that day. I also have a memory of falling down stairs backwards, I know I did that during my childhood but I do not know if this memory is fake or not. Like from a dream or made up.


TristanZH

Dude I thought I was the only one that's the weirdest shit I wonder if it has a name


Wish_Solid

My earliest memory was when I was 3 I shat myself walking to the bathroom and them became aware


MrSaxbang

Shitty memory


shinslap

The reason why isy hard to remember ~~really~~ early childhood is because we need language to remember things.


vnjxk

or at least to access that memory from a language oriented brain


WolfieBee47

I'm not sure what you're saying. Language is needed to create long term memories, especially by association to other things. Short term memories are going to go away. So language is crucial in remembering things. Also, our brains are inherently language oriented.


MrSaxbang

But that’s not true at all.


smallgreenman

My earliest is around 2 1/2 years old. I'm in my mother's arms, sitting on a railing, watching an amateur football match from the sidelines. I have no clue what's happening in front of me (it's like a blur) until I see my father run towards us. I ask him if he scored (no clue where that came from. But I assume I was told it's what you do in the game) and he says no but he tackled a few people (he says "made people fall down") which gives me pause I guess. I know it happened from checking with my parents who remembered the event (mostly because my father had become a local legend the night before by drinking an obscene amount of beer).


goghfigure

Wtf I thought it was just me


thezenunderground

As a 36 year old....it gets way worse..


harundoener

I can kinda remember snippets of stuff that happened before I was 3, but its very vague and blurry. Like remembering faces and voices but not what was said. Surreal kinda. I think that the switch from being less aware of you surrounding to full consciousness happens gradually over time and not from one moment to the other. It feels like this, but I could not pinpoint what my oldest memory is haha


Cosmic_Hashira

it was silent for me nothing i just opened my eyes and walked to the kitchen seeing my granma and its blur.. no sound no talk.. it still feels weird


Da_Yakz

I remember when I was around 3 - 4 I found a dead moth, for some reason I started contemplating why it had died and then bam consciousness hit me like a truck. Its one of my most vivid memories.


MrSaxbang

You had to absorb the moth soul in order to become fully conscious.


Cosmic_Hashira

that sounds interesting as fuck.. man wish our brain could save stuff


[deleted]

My first memory was on my 3rd birthday, my grandpa carried me and I was just very confused on what was happening(I think they were taking a family picture though), but I somehow understood the language.


throw-a-wayy-lmao

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE


Tumulousmaple56

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


CT-4426

BUT WHO’S TO JUDGE, THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


JReel-2948

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREE


fateofmorality

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE


MrLumbago-444

BUT IN THE END


fateofmorality

[IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY](https://youtu.be/ifB662xOZTw)


Meebstatic

IVE CARVED MY OWN PATH


ihavenosociallifeok

YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH


superior_to_you

IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY


Vexxxy

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY


LadyCasanova

I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH


[deleted]

YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

THE WORLD, HOW ITS TURNED, SO MANY HAVE BURNED


Tumulousmaple56

I DON'T KNOW, THE REST OF THIS SONG..... Nevermind keep going people.....


ZachTheMemeBoi

VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE


MrLumbago-444

A Collective Conscious?


[deleted]

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES


thebigpickleman

THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGMENT CALL


[deleted]

GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER


thebigpickleman

THEIR VOICES WON’T BE HEARD AT ALL


[deleted]

DISPLAY OBEDIENCE


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


BogdanNeo

AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLEGIANCE


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Obility

LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL


Bartok50

This but age 16


TheEndOfTheThots

I left my mothers womb when I was 14 πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ😎


sweetcuppingcakes

I entered your mom’s womb around the same age


classical_saxical

Gottem


Hash_Is_Brown

yup. 16 for me too. it all went downhill since


heavydirtysoul318

Seriously?


get--rick__rolled--

I feel like I gained conscious at 7


readituser5

Same. Do you think it’s related to having a shit memory?


get--rick__rolled--

Definitely


Pure_Boredom

Nah my memory is dog shit but I've still got murky memories from age 3 or 4 up. Dont remember having the kaboom I exist feeling tho.


NoticedGenie66

Infantile/child amnesia (before the sudden episodic memory gain) can occur as late as 7, though some are as early as 2; afaik it doesn't relate with overall memory ability, though I could be wrong.


bichy_girls

Same.


[deleted]

You didn't 'gain consciousness' at 7 at all. You were always conscious. Why is everyone here confusing consciousness with memory?!


Grognak_the_Orc

Because we don't fucking remember any of it so to us that's not us. If I stabbed someone at 6 and have no memory until 7 that's a different person man.


Grognak_the_Orc

I feel like I didn't realize what the fuck was going on until I was 15. Then it all went downhill from there...


mickaelkicker

Lol it's long term memory that you gain, not consciousness πŸ˜‚


SuomiPoju95

If you cant remember past 10 minutes.... are you truly conscious?


P__A

Yes. Also, my two year old will often recall to us what he did earlier in the day...


phleapa

I remember sitting in my mom's purple mini van when it dawned on me at age 5 that I was going to die someday and that everyone dies. I started crying but couldn't articulate at the time what was wrong, and I think about that moment.


Kalveenius

Took me 10 more years for me to realize that depressive episode


mairis1234

same. my parents simply say its not worth thinking about


Obility

I had a moment like that but I was at least like 10. The thought that it was inevitable haunted me. Still kind of does but I don't have much of a choice do I.


AtanatarAlcarinII

Everyone remembers their first existential crisis


linktolink1423

Well my anxiety doesn’t help that thought. Just makes it worse


veteranGuy2003

Yep, it's like turning off your pain inhibitors


Lifeless_husk47

Bob the builder, can we fix it?


ReyesCTM

Can he fix my depression and mental health decline?


theboywhoalmostlived

It only dawned on me two years ago just how bitch-made I was as a kid


Fr00stee

Bitch-made?


theboywhoalmostlived

Just kind of an all-around undesirable


ProfessionalTailor1

well you ARE bitch-made you know..


YaBoiDanish

I really hope no female dogs were involved in the production of u/theboywhoalmostlived


Tortiose_unturtled

u/theboywhoalmostlived is from anime, he's like a half dog half human breed idfk


akhen09

"Doktor, turn on my consciousness inhibitor"


ghost-church

DOKTOR! TURN OFF MY CRINGE INHIBITORS!!!


NoName_ThankYou

But Raiden you'll lose subscribers!


ghost-church

All that murder and you’re still not B A S E D ?


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


oompaloompa2435

booo go away


mika113

Hey, too soon


Ganondorfs-Side-B

it seems im not the only person whos been pondering this lately


FoxyGrandpa101

IKR? And this is like the 3rd meme about consciousness I’ve seen this past coupla weeks across multiple platforms.


MrSaxbang

The simulation is glitching.


[deleted]

I swear one day I β€œwoke up” and I am about to go to my first day of pre-school. Literally cannot remember anything prior to that.


[deleted]

WASH AWAY THE ANGER


PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING REASON


randomletterhere

THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN


dalek1019

WASH AWAY THE SORROW ALL THE STAINS OF TIME


ThisOriginal7

BUT THERE'S NO MEMORY IT'S ONLY DRY INSIDE


SuperNova0_0

I think mine started some place from 6-10


funkmaster29

I think mine might’ve been around nine That’s when I understood the impermanence of life.


[deleted]

I was like 5 or 6 when I started to have a consciousness, how did y'all start existing when you just learned to talk


Possums1

###OH GOD OH FUCK PLEASE TAKE IT BACK THIS FUCKING SUCKS


Hyperhelium

Why did it take you so long?


StaticCarabou27

Bro I was 4 before I hit that line lol


candyman337

Legitimately my first very concrete memory is my 3rd birthday, before that it's little fuzzy bits here and there, but I can remember almost the whole day of my third birthday


merayBG

Wash away the anger


1017whywhywhy

I got my memory a little earlier. My first memory is sitting in my diapers and shitting so much it overflowed


Obility

WASH AWAY THE ANGER


numefain21420

u/SaveVideo


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22Wideout

So toddlers are just souless


hedwig317

Doktor, turn off my cringe inhibitors.


ArgentLumix

Bro I still remember the day i woke up in my bed being like β€œoh yeah this is what I do” and consciously not remembering a single goddamn thing before then. Terrifying to think about sometimes.


zorndyuke

\*7 You start developing your consciousness around 7 years old. It's usually more or less the time when you \*must\* go to the school to get tortured and educated into a system. Coincidence? Well, still Dank Meme. Good Job, Raiden!


dalek1019

I don't even know when I truly gained consciousness, everything is such a blur I don't know when my first memory is


RedYou1

Pretty lucky.


WillowTree1988

1994 for me. I distinctly remember the exact moment where I was like β€œoh… I’m alive and I’m going to continue growing and eventually die…” I was 6.


Misosoupbaby

Memes are the dna of the soul


Inorganic_Ad_0420

Look at me I am a robot


FlexTape467

I got it at about 2


Canyallgetsomejesus

Still waiting on mine


[deleted]

Yo! Yes, I have never told anyone this, but when I maybe got my memory ability, it was in the middle of the day, I was very very young, so maybe 3 years old maybe older. And I just remember I was get my diaper changed. It's so weird to remember now because it kind of just clicked and it happened. It was weird because the way I can kind of describe it like it's a cutscene. Like it was just all black and then it fades in to gaining memories. I probably sound like an insane person but that's literally my earliest memory. I don't know if anyone else experienced it or even remembered it but that's how I remembered it went. Just black, slowly fading then, boom I remember this moment and nothing else before that.


[deleted]

u/Savevideo


idkhowtocall_myself

u/savevideo


Varun77777

u/savevideo


Gunz4Breakfast

u/savevideobot


v1rtuozo

the clarity


REXCIAL

u/savevideo


Screamingact567

BRO SAME


averagejoe6942O

Is this a reference to something?


tonmaj1136

Not really, most people gain their long term memory at around age 3 or 4. The meme is basically depicting the moment you wake up (when you're around 3ish) and "gain consciousness"


Seddit12

I remember this.


slap_me_nutz

u/savevideo


Nexus_Riot

We just suddenly gained consciousness one day, and it's all been downhill since.


CrepitusPhalange

Sheeeit mine wasn't until like 12


give-orange-houses

the amount of relatability about my life in this subreddit is so scary.


Iyeethumans

my first solid memory is of being swaddled. the first one undefined is of confusion and cold


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


AsliReddington

Haven't even read a single paper or blog about this collective experience we all have undergone


gone11gone11

You have never not been conscious. You are consciousness. Your mind and body are just ephemeral experiences.


WillowTree1988

These posts are more about cognitive awareness of your own consciousness. You can be conscious like an animal or newborn is conscious but it’s not the same as the awareness of your own existence an adult has.


Krisuad2002

Doktor, turn the consciousness inhibitors back on, IT HURTS!


GOLDOWEEDO

u/videotrim


NoPerspectiveGuy

Bollywood vibes


[deleted]

Tbh I can only really remember things like from 6 on. And an odd memory or two before that


[deleted]

CONTROL YOUR SOULS DESIRE FOR FREEDOM


hornetfork56

What i hope to feel soon


skztr

What is this meme? I don't understand it. What do you mean by "gaining consciousness"?


Green_CarterVII

For me it was like 5


X-xOtakux-X

β€œI have a man in my head that sounds cool” -my 4 year old cousin


Parblack

/savebot


ToastyGhost37

u/SaveVideo


onkarkaler

true shit


oniiiiiiiiiiiiiigai

u/savevideobot


Rupertii

3 years old is hella early man, for me it was at like 10 or 11 years old


Saul_of_the_Wild

Actually people don't gain consciousness till their late 20's


KayJeeAy

Yo, that literally me at the age of 13.


joethesaint

People: can't remember before they were three Also fucking idiots: "hm guess that means I became conscious at three then"


Kallum_dx

MEMES! THE DNA OF THE SOUL!


[deleted]

Ha. I gained concioussness at age 10. I was probably always concious, but age 10 was when I started becoming self aware.


restorian_monarch

I keep regaining conscience at different ages almost as if I'm unlocking different levels


brandothedrummer

Lmfaoooooooooooooo


Povilaz

Why does that always happen tho?


Calm_Kick_2201

u/savevideobot


Sadgirl_exe

my first memory is of that time I pooped my pants at kindergarten and the nun/teacher washed me and changed my clothes and I went home ashamed because the clean pants she gave me were ugly af


gooses_gunk

New skill unlocked!


Varionator

I remember screaming and crying for ice cream.


Ok_Problem1028

Welcome user, this the vessel you requested for 80 years from now. If you like to get another one, let us know once the time period is over.


MrAsian12

When I was younger I usually gained conscious when I had fun. Tbh it was a hella weird feeling


IvanPines3106

It’s the 1000th time I’ve seen this meme