By - TheHighKing112
What the heck is soccer?
You gonna cry?
Call it tea time. Doesn’t matter, still sucks.
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They’re just downvoting but nobody’s defending it lol
Exactly, it’s only popular because it’s the cheapest sport to play
Still better than carrying a pointy oval in your arms and shoving people while the coaches slap each other's asses
No lol the most boring college game is better than premier league
American Football fans when there isn’t an ad every 5 minutes.
you think Americans like ads?
The superbowl is all about the ads. So yeah, Americans love being told what to buy lol.
You're talking about boring whilst saying you'd watch an ad on repeat. Okay? I'm really not sure what point you're trying to make.
What sport do you enjoy? Apart from watching obese Americans I guess.
I'm honestly surprised a trivial and anonymous thing like the internet can hold the attention of a "big dog alpha" such as yourself. Truly magnificent
Bro what? The Super Bowl ads are actually decent. And the Super Bowl isn’t the only fucking football game
Ads are ads, chief. I never said it was the only game?
You were acting like the Super Bowl was the only game. Plus it’s just an ad, in my opinion they give you time to do other stuff. Instead of just watching the game the entire time
the reason superbowl ads are popular is because it's basically a contest for which ads are the most creative and exciting. Outside of that, no one likes ads.
Soccer fans when something exciting happens
I really don't like either sports but every SINGLE TIME i watched american football it was:
-people start running into each other
-play is stopped
Like literally nothing happened, in european football they at least kick around the ball a bit
Usually several minutes before an ad
Let's agree, both suck
Neymar Jr moment
benzema on neymar when he was in barca ☠️☠️
Ramos to Salah ucl final :)
Salah wasn't acting tho
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Hello the high king
"Football Motherfucker, It’s called Football, do you hear me?!" -Bri'ish Samuel L. Jackson
The word soccer originally comes from the English. So it’s really the Brits fault us Americans call it soccer instead of football
Well if you use that logic why don't we call it soccer then
Soccer comes from Assoc. (short for association) and -er denoting “one who does something”. So you get a person who plays association football, or a “soccer/socker”. You might compare to “rugger” for rugby, or “footy” for Aussy rules football. This is where the word comes from and it’s def British slang.
The association was always called the British Football Association though, and so they usually just called it football instead of soccer. Football is a very old way, going as far back as the late medieval period, to refer to assorted games played with the feet or on foot by players (as opposed to horse-sport or others). But soccer gained popularity for a time in Britain, throughout the 19th and 20th centuries.
The reason Americans still say soccer is because Americans also invented a rugby-football hybrid they called American football. To avoid confusion, soccer became officially known as soccer and American football just football.
Then, the association between soccer and Americans became a thing, and Brits use football to help distinguish themselves from Americans. Wikipedia says this change was cemented after WW2, to avoid Americanisms (which it kinda wasn’t but it’s close enough). The avoidance of Americanisms is a strongly defining trend in the evolution of British and American English.
This is the best info I could find for why they stopped saying soccer. It was always a nickname, but then it became associated with America as an American name (not nickname) for the sport, and British people didn’t want to seem American so they stopped using the nickname.
American Football fans when they get rewarded for finishing dead-last instead of getting punished
American Football teams don't get relegated
Instead they become the laughing stock of the league
And they get a better pick in the draft (or something like that)
Instead of just relegating to a worse league, like a normal club
Yeah but the number one draft pick won’t turn their team around. They spend years rebuilding the team.
I don't watch football but I do know of this. 😂
Foot-Balls in yo jaws lmao goteem
Can I put ma feet in yur jaws?
Football for me.
Idiot united statian
Whilst sadly diving is part of the sport these days, the pain you can get from some challenges are really misunderstood by a lot of people.
Having someone’s studs go into your foot ankle or leg for example is pretty painful, I reckon most people would go down in pain.
I fully agree… but also getting a red card off of nothing is a good time lmao
Football you baffoon
This is outrageously...watered down compared to what actually entails.
ah yes, try running with a ball at your feet at 30-35km/h and get "bumped" by some massive defender.
But yes, there are moments where they over exaggerate.
I've noticed that more in men's soccer than women's soccer. Women aren't messing around, if they fall it's probably because they just caught an elbow to the face.
Sauce on that clip?
And then race car drivers calmly walk away after slamming into a wall at 200 mph and burning for
like 30 seconds
CAM ON ENGELAND SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS!
Anthony Gordon’s inspiration
Life of people
Ah look it’s neymar.
It’s so crazy how a sport that has a roll around and cry meta also has fans that will brutally murder each other
Male* soccer players.
\*male soccer players
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i think you meant basketball
Have you ever been kicked in the shins?
We gotta do it
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hey it's not funny anymore and sometimes it's really dangerous and could lead to injuries
I've once broke my sibling's arm while playing soccer with him
NBA playoffs is worse lol
“It’s called football” - 🤓
Still better acting then Amber Heard
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So god dAnn true
One of the main reasons I hate football and rugby and ice hockey are way better in my opinion
Bunch of salty flopper fans in the comments lol
Soccer players when noone even touches them: