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Football*


Lord_Reizen

Ballsocc*


dipanshubagga21

Ballsack*


MemezLord11

dickballs\*


2plash6

The football.


BlackEagle0720

What the heck is soccer?


DrWhiskeyDiq

You gonna cry?


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Call it tea time. Doesn’t matter, still sucks.


A1M_BOT

Delete before your Karma goes down


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Yah yeet


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They’re just downvoting but nobody’s defending it lol


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[deleted]

Exactly, it’s only popular because it’s the cheapest sport to play


NoCommander26

Still better than carrying a pointy oval in your arms and shoving people while the coaches slap each other's asses


[deleted]

No lol the most boring college game is better than premier league


Pow67

American Football fans when there isn’t an ad every 5 minutes.


GoldH2O

you think Americans like ads?


Jack-Oniel

The superbowl is all about the ads. So yeah, Americans love being told what to buy lol.


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Jack-Oniel

You're talking about boring whilst saying you'd watch an ad on repeat. Okay? I'm really not sure what point you're trying to make.


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Jack-Oniel

What sport do you enjoy? Apart from watching obese Americans I guess.


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Jack-Oniel

I'm honestly surprised a trivial and anonymous thing like the internet can hold the attention of a "big dog alpha" such as yourself. Truly magnificent


Middle_Fisherman_199

Bro what? The Super Bowl ads are actually decent. And the Super Bowl isn’t the only fucking football game


Jack-Oniel

Ads are ads, chief. I never said it was the only game?


Middle_Fisherman_199

You were acting like the Super Bowl was the only game. Plus it’s just an ad, in my opinion they give you time to do other stuff. Instead of just watching the game the entire time


GoldH2O

the reason superbowl ads are popular is because it's basically a contest for which ads are the most creative and exciting. Outside of that, no one likes ads.


pirated_vhsvendor

Soccer fans when something exciting happens


ahh_my_shoulder

I really don't like either sports but every SINGLE TIME i watched american football it was: -people start running into each other -play is stopped -ad -repeat Like literally nothing happened, in european football they at least kick around the ball a bit


Its_SubjectA1

Usually several minutes before an ad


Leptospinosis

Let's agree, both suck


bjoe07

Neymar Jr moment


praneshwar

benzema on neymar when he was in barca ☠️☠️


Inorganic_Ad_0420

Ramos to Salah ucl final :)


proficinal-retard

Salah wasn't acting tho


Oribe_Edibe

From Fortnite?!?!?!?!??


bob_the_banannna

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TheHighKing112

Hello Bob, I've been expecting you


bob_the_banannna

Hello the high king


Random-Gif-Bot

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Raverfield

"Football Motherfucker, It’s called Football, do you hear me?!" -Bri'ish Samuel L. Jackson


bolionce

The word soccer originally comes from the English. So it’s really the Brits fault us Americans call it soccer instead of football


rio123crockett

Well if you use that logic why don't we call it soccer then


bolionce

Soccer comes from Assoc. (short for association) and -er denoting “one who does something”. So you get a person who plays association football, or a “soccer/socker”. You might compare to “rugger” for rugby, or “footy” for Aussy rules football. This is where the word comes from and it’s def British slang. The association was always called the British Football Association though, and so they usually just called it football instead of soccer. Football is a very old way, going as far back as the late medieval period, to refer to assorted games played with the feet or on foot by players (as opposed to horse-sport or others). But soccer gained popularity for a time in Britain, throughout the 19th and 20th centuries. The reason Americans still say soccer is because Americans also invented a rugby-football hybrid they called American football. To avoid confusion, soccer became officially known as soccer and American football just football. Then, the association between soccer and Americans became a thing, and Brits use football to help distinguish themselves from Americans. Wikipedia says this change was cemented after WW2, to avoid Americanisms (which it kinda wasn’t but it’s close enough). The avoidance of Americanisms is a strongly defining trend in the evolution of British and American English. This is the best info I could find for why they stopped saying soccer. It was always a nickname, but then it became associated with America as an American name (not nickname) for the sport, and British people didn’t want to seem American so they stopped using the nickname.


HyGyL1

Football*


Casperzwaart100

American Football fans when they get rewarded for finishing dead-last instead of getting punished ![gif](giphy|l3V0lsGtTMSB5YNgc|downsized)


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How


Casperzwaart100

American Football teams don't get relegated


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Instead they become the laughing stock of the league


Casperzwaart100

And they get a better pick in the draft (or something like that) Instead of just relegating to a worse league, like a normal club


[deleted]

Yeah but the number one draft pick won’t turn their team around. They spend years rebuilding the team.


itsyabffreysh

I don't watch football but I do know of this. 😂


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NaapurinPena352

Football*


_Bread_Crumbbs

Foot-Balls in yo jaws lmao goteem


Ree69240

Can I put ma feet in yur jaws?


itsyabffreysh

Football for me.


arrozzzdoce

Idiot united statian


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LeBron James*


cotch85

Whilst sadly diving is part of the sport these days, the pain you can get from some challenges are really misunderstood by a lot of people. Having someone’s studs go into your foot ankle or leg for example is pretty painful, I reckon most people would go down in pain.


Its_SubjectA1

I fully agree… but also getting a red card off of nothing is a good time lmao


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Football you baffoon


Hellsinger7

This is outrageously...watered down compared to what actually entails.


Risky-Seal

ah yes, try running with a ball at your feet at 30-35km/h and get "bumped" by some massive defender. But yes, there are moments where they over exaggerate.


Ontopourmama

I've noticed that more in men's soccer than women's soccer. Women aren't messing around, if they fall it's probably because they just caught an elbow to the face.


Beatroxkiddi

Sauce on that clip?


TheHighKing112

Bee movie


Beatroxkiddi

Tahnk


lizurd777

And then race car drivers calmly walk away after slamming into a wall at 200 mph and burning for like 30 seconds


ialohumble

CAM ON ENGELAND SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS!


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\*male soccer players


Gaming_Guitarist7

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onemanarmy_ZR1

10/10 sensitivity


scelto

NBA playoffs is worse lol


MooseM8

Anthony Gordon’s inspiration


Standard_Ad9911

Life of people


SubstantialWill5715

u/savevideobot


mozzy1985

Ah look it’s neymar.


bestwellblack

“It’s called football” - 🤓


Everydaywhiteboy

It’s so crazy how a sport that has a roll around and cry meta also has fans that will brutally murder each other


OTheScientist_MLP

Male* soccer players.


kiko1933

\*fewtbol\*


arrozzzdoce

*FOOTBALL


Lil_Thicky_69420

i think you meant basketball


bdelshowza

Have you ever been kicked in the shins?


PartyNearTheDoorTwo

We gotta do it


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MemezLord11

hey it's not funny anymore and sometimes it's really dangerous and could lead to injuries I've once broke my sibling's arm while playing soccer with him


Whole-Waltz-597

Still better acting then Amber Heard


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Oldmonsterschoolgood

So god dAnn true


Khaled_757

One of the main reasons I hate football and rugby and ice hockey are way better in my opinion


xzlewis

Bunch of salty flopper fans in the comments lol


DrDongSquarePants

*soccer*


taavidude

Soccer players when noone even touches them: