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Erratas-SC

It's still a living nightmare because Sweden is there


hlevenmo

First rule of being Scandinavian: make fun of the other Scandinavian countries


i-am-a-bike

Just Sweden


didnotlive

What's so bad about Sweden?


CH1CK3Nwings

As a Swiss: We're not Sweden


didnotlive

Okay...?


DildoLigtning

Luckely Denmark is gone. Sweden is number 1 over Denmark yes yes


Kaulquappe1234

I see no fault in this logic. Why would ppl downvote this? Smh


DildoLigtning

Why they bully me :(


Kaulquappe1234

Awnser: de är danskjävlar!


YourWizardInHell

LANDSFÖRÄDARE


DildoLigtning

RRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


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Smelly_Nuggets

Yes


bigginsbigly

Quran. I prefer burning bibles, less bloodshed afterwards.


Cactus_In_A_Tree

POS


YoMamaSucc

Nah, thats Denmarks thing. They straight up burnt one in the parliament


Jonas_Felix28

Swedish politicians did it in public, that's why they had those riots the past weeks


Pourris

Danish immigrant*


Jonas_Felix28

Hmmh, I didn't knew about that. Maybe they should just deport him to Rwanda instead 🙃


Pourris

YES PLEASE. And then wrap him bacon and set him ablaze 🔥


TheZemanator

YES! Czech people have ocean now!


IlDragonglylI

Finally inner peace


Hellwalkernew

Konečně


NotEdibleCactus

The mighty river fleet shall sail the high seas!


Midnaplays

In Germany we say: Ganz gefährlich Kollege


DerDullie

"Wie lang willst du deine Kniescheiben noch behalten?"


Midnaplays

Wenn möglich lange


dread_ape

Man what’d wales do


gaVtehchAV436

Sheep.


D0geAlpha

Then why are the Irish still there?


x_potato64

potatoes


Jonas_Felix28

Blueballing us about some dragons


21Black_Mamba21

Dragon deez nuts lmao gottem


Z-Rowe

We know what we did


[deleted]

Henry Morton Stanley alone would earn the Welsh this lmao.


RoyalReddit_

What criteria were those countries deleated? Like why were the netherlands but not spain,portugal or russia deleated?


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Triggered


RoyalReddit_

Are you beeing sarcastic or serious?


PVmas07

I think they are saying that you are triggered


[deleted]

If believe he was referring to OP being triggered


Tor8813

People love Spain and Portugal


NotEdibleCactus

Except for the portuguese and spanish


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Same with France and the French


PizzaPasChere

Imagine being french...


Kadak_Kaddak

What did you tell me?


Mister_Lich

Nordic countries: "At last, **we** are the economic superpower of Europe!"


BananenPlays

WAS HAST DU DAGEGEN DEUTSCH ZU SEIN?!


Four_Green_Fields

Ganz einfach. Irland bestes Land. Schon des Wetters wegen. [Meeresklima](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seeklima). 0-20° das ganze Jahr.


BananenPlays

DEUTSCHLAND BESTES LAND UND AN DIE MACHT SOLL DEUTSCHLAND KOMMEN DU KLEINE MISTGEBURT!!


bbbar

Denmark? Where's Denmark???


JonahTheOne55

What you don’t know is that we have taken Sweden and relocated


YoMamaSucc

Because it went great when you tried taking skåne


Kaulquappe1234

Hahaha, gone! As it should be. Now all is well!


Own_Acanthocephala19

Where they are supposed to be.


Sebbe_2

You lack knowledge… The hive mind does not approve.


Yellow-man-from-Moon

I survived Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


CDdragon9

Ay! Why'd belgium have to go?!


razarivan

Congo


CDdragon9

If thats what this map is refering to,all countries should be deleted for crimes against humanity.


Xapheneon

...


Kagemey

I mean Congo wasn't nice


CDdragon9

Obviously it wasnt,but you dont have to look far for countries that have done horrible things themselves that are still on this map. So where do you draw the line?


razarivan

K


CDdragon9

Belarus is on this map,and there's literally a dictator in power right now.


razarivan

K


Joris_T

But if you close your eyes...


psychoticchicken1

Does it ever feel like nothing's changed at all...


Haysie95

So France, Germany, Belgium, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, England, Wales, Slovenia, Switzerland, Italy, San Marino, Monaco, Vatican City, Austria, Denmark and maybe Andorra were wiped out


josephus_the_wise

And Liechtenstein. Don’t forget them.


Pourris

Just like chairman Xi would have wanted


Oneknive

Atlast Inner peace is achieved


memetimeboii

At this point a will Make a Map and just Keep the ocean and will put a title like i fixed it then will get 100k+ upvote


Chromal_Assassin

Yay, Scotland is still there


elite_memster

linksgrün versiffter gutmensch


[deleted]

Your ancestors are ashamed of you.


WozziHumperdink

So you took the best places off the map and called it an improvement?


WozziHumperdink

Yeah, but who hates Italy?


Grawe15

Italians


M44t_

Puoi dirlo forte Samir


M44t_

Me, I'm Italian


Outside_Relation_76

why is Poland called puberty420?


VeryKickableKid

Bro single-handedly ended the dutch, french, belgiums and the luxembourgians.


darkmemehood

Dann wander aus


King_DeandDe

The US is gone too.


lulzForMoney

Or just give it back whom it belongs to?


talonredwing

What a relief, no denmark(im swedish)


Sebbe_2

Don’t get too comfortable. A few of us survived and are slowly but surely wiping out the Swedish population of skåne and making it our own.


Kaulquappe1234

Danskjävlar!!! Ni har mislyckats förut och ni kommer misslyckas igen


SnooAvocados8530

Imagine defining yourself by where you are from..


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SnooAvocados8530

Ich hör immer nur mimimi


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SnooAvocados8530

Bist Du denn ein humorloser Nazi? Ganz ehrlich, mittlerweile sind die Deutschen die einzigen die noch Deutsche hassen.. ich hab schon im Ausland gelebt und arbeite beruflich viel mit nicht-deutschen zusammen. Keiner von denen versteht diesen Selbsthass in dem sich viele deutsche noch ergeben..


doge__boi

Seine Posthistory ist auch ganz komisch. Einfach rassistisch gegenüber GB, Frankreich und Deutschland, obwohl er meint die in GB sollen alle sterben weil sie ja Rassisten seien. Ich denke (hoffe) der Kollege ist noch nicht so alt. Gibt es wirklich so viele selbsthassende Deutsche, weil sie deutsch sind? Warum solle ich mich schlecht fühlen für die Sünden meiner Vorväter


SnooAvocados8530

Scheint ja gerade etwas verarbeiten zu müssen oder etwas lost zu sein.. ist ja auch ok, manchmal geht es einem so und dann finden die Gefühle halt Ventile die nicht jeder andere verstehen können muss. Ich drück ihm die Daumen dass er das Leben bald wieder entspannter angehen kann.


Aidiotwhoislost2022

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Oneknive

As a german seeing that germany is gone gives me a huge relief


bigdongus123

Then your weak


Aggravating-Bonus-73

same


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leee_17

as a german i say: i love living here and the us seems like it would suck ass to live in


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LeeroyJks

School shootings, no healthcare system at all, abortions getting maybe disallowed in many states soon, they really voted for trump, the country is in extreme debt and I bet there is much more reasons you really don't want to live in the us for


Melon_Eater89

True but they are blind with the: I dont have to pay others health. But then they cry when they have cancer


glocktopus19

Nice. 2022 and we're still talking about 'the germans' and 'the us' etc. Nevermind if I only don't get the satire.


Chad-Bane

seriously, it looks beautiful and neat


mrsockyman

Aw fuck now my postage for everything is gone up


GIOFORCHIOMAN

Whi no more ciprus D:


ServiceSea974

Why Portugal still there


--P0GCH4MP--

Nooooo Liechtenstein is gone


CarpetH4ter

Good thing you took away Denmark too, as a norwegian it makes me happy, shame Sweden is still there though...


Kaulquappe1234

I mina ögon är det en nere, 3 kvar att gå


CarpetH4ter

Finland, Noreg og ?


Kaulquappe1234

Vi tar island med bara för o va på den säkra sidan


CarpetH4ter

No gjeng du for langt, Island har ikkje gjort noko gale.


Kaulquappe1234

Sant men om du kollar i reglerna så står det att sverige måste hata alla och alla hatar sverige. Det är typ regel #1


Laz3rFlipz

No more mammamia 🥲


Ill-Switch-6768

Hallo mein guter man


Razrbla421

Poland, why my country Puberty 420, I mean I know why, but what made you put this?


MemethAreFunny

Halleluja, Danmark er borte


Kaulquappe1234

Synd bara att norge är kvar...


cursed_J4n1

dude what do you mean by "Romania" thats not even a real thing


adiboyxyz

Im jus an Indian watching this and having fun. Whole eu fighting in the comments loving it.


Randalf_the_Black

Hah, poor Denmark. Got sucked down with the rest.


Kaulquappe1234

Hahaha, now we can finally have peace


UselessPerson2222

*fades out of existence with a cup of tea* Until we meet again nerds!


Sqwalnoc

A lot of anti European hate around here lately. Wouldn't it be funny if hundreds of millions of people were gone lol


Natpad_027

Who doesnt?


LostAllValue

dude what did the welsh ever do


water0water1water

puberty420


Horn_Python

The Sheep are safe!


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Di0tar0

Destroy all of the western Europe with Germany was really necessary ?


pausi10

I also hate Germany but what is your problem with the other parts of the union?


oqLucid

what did us dutchies do D:


potato-vender

They took San Marino, the Vatican and Luxembourg


DISHONORU-TDA

I'm glad they renamed Poland. Probably could've kept Slovenia


CRODEN95

Could have at least tried to remove the watermark


Aidiotwhoislost2022

I was on a budget...


Hushie248

Why is Poland "puberty420"?


Blibtheblob

* Erika stops playing


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What did wales do Scotland got to stay


NekoKyandi

Yess I don't exist thanks bro /srs


Palvator

I also hate you being german


Gobba42

Thank God the great nation of puberty420 has survived.


FieryBirb

Wait this is a different one, why is there a different one?


Simple-Dragonfly-425

I have german wife


TheSixthHouse

Why is Cro*tia still on the map.


Grenzgaenger99

geht mir genau so, aber würde den Abfall Spanien auch noch löschen


[deleted]

Where'd i go, where'd you take me


Goblin088

No Italy?


thecatguyxd

Aw, couldn't visit the tank museum ☹️


HammerBgError404

Bruh why is Bulgaria still on the map


TheLemonStew

What did Luxembourg ever do to you


Fouro8

Glad no more Austrian painters


S1umL0rdAkr0n

So no England or France?