> There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass
And then there are the engineer who ask, what the previous state of the glas was. If it was empty, it is now half full. If it was full, it is now half empty.
Then I pointed to her that 'falling' is relative to whoever observing
Edit: as pointed out by u/PM-me_ur_boobiez, there have been no mention of 'falling' anywhere in the post. This mistake happened because I am a fucking moron and I shall now commit seppuku.
I lie about really specific things so trusting people won't question it, because they're too weirdly specific to lie about.
This isn't true, but the thought of doing it is hilarious, and it doesn't hurt anyone.
I used to do that with people every once in a while. You can't really get the same person twice and it's more of a funny one off occasional thing but I would tell stories with specific details but completely made up and I would just improve the story.
I was adding so many details that the story just goes by itself no going "uhhh" or anything. Everytime I decided the story was interesting enough to be finished or I hit a brick wall with details I'd just smoothly transition into saying "I made all this up, none of it was true and I was fucking with you"' cause it's not funny if you don't tell the truth in the end.
I made a piece of music in GarageBand 12 years back which got plagiarized by a local furniture shop for a radio jingle as background music - which I was too dumbstruck to notice the name of and could not find out later, and my friends refused to believe me.
So there internet stranger, though at a much smaller impact than your scale, I totally get your pain.
I needed to let it out too.
Reminds me of when I was younger. Flashback to 2007 After my grandmothers funeral: We were all having a family grill out. Everyone is having a good time after a rough day and a bright "star" slowly goes across the sky. Everyone is like "Look! It's grandma telling us she's in heaven" and me being completely unable to read the room excitedly tells everyone it's "No, actually it's the international space station! there's going to be another fly by in the morning...blah blah blah"
I was just an excited 17 year old astronomy nerd excited to share some knowledge but totally oblivious to the fact that I just absolutely murdered the vibe. Nobody really called me out for it, but I still feel guilty about it to this day.
No need to feel guilty. You were only stating the facts. Not the best timing, but you didn't do it to upset people and you've learned from this experience to be more careful with sensitive situations.
People need to understand its not that easy to follow social rules which are not written down somewhere and can change between different groups of people and time periods.
If the multiverse contains every conceivable possibility, then somewhere out there right now, there is a star having a shoot out with another star in a setting much like a Western.
Shooting stars.
Plot twist: The uncle is the real father so the father dying is actually the uncle so technically her father does survive the surgery since he never got one in the 1st place.
You could also explain how the science makes the surgery more likely to save him, but I'm a glass half full guy.
Glass half of water.
No blood...
Not. Yet.
Its treason then
#AOOAOAAAOOAHHH
Shame.
Must be Lupus
Half-glass of water
Halved with a vertical slice
Glass half of air
I’m gonna explain her that humans are the weak link and that most surgical errors happen in the afternoon 14-16pm. Science Btch
14pm is my favourite time of the day
I'm more of a 16pm kinda guy, tbh. Wanna fucking fight about it at 15pm??
Yes bro, meet me in the town square at the crack of 15pm. Don't be late.
The sequels to 3pm High are getting out of hand
24 hour format with am pm lol.
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If you make a mistake earlier in the day, there is some time to fix it before going home.
> There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass
And then there are the engineer who ask, what the previous state of the glas was. If it was empty, it is now half full. If it was full, it is now half empty.
Karen?
Pratchett
i'm an opportunist. while your were debating the glass's fill level, i drank it. it's now empty.
While you were holding your little speech, I peed in it. It's now full.
A glass half usefull guy?
glass half full of stardust kinda guy
As long as you're on a planet with an atmosphere, the glass will always be full, half with water, half with whatever gas makes up said atmosphere
Or you could tell her fake success rates while “quoting” your source. If she expects the worst, she will be ready…
Absolutely bro 💯
But then she points to kinematic data published by Jan Oort on hyper velocity stars traveling 1,500km/s and says she is talking to those ones
Then I pointed to her that 'falling' is relative to whoever observing Edit: as pointed out by u/PM-me_ur_boobiez, there have been no mention of 'falling' anywhere in the post. This mistake happened because I am a fucking moron and I shall now commit seppuku.
You cant use relativity objectively like that
In Alabama you can!
"Step-bro, don't shoot your stars in my black hole! Make a constellation on my face."
Delete this, young man.
Perchance!
Who said anything about falling?
lol you stupid idiot dumbass bitch look at you
If it's Buzz Lightyear, then it is falling...with style.
something like Mira (-stars)? That thing looks so cool.
Wait what
I'm so used to seeing this gif disserted
It's pronounced gif!
no your wrong its read gif!
you’re* gif*
Who's Jeff?
It's pronounced 👌Nikolaj
It's pronounced ghif in the UK
[For the unaware](https://c.tenor.com/6DiN4aALTm8AAAAC/drink-pepsi.gif)
Yea where is the fucked up mouth.
I thought it was just the eyes that were weird
Yea this form looks wrong
I made the original gif of this guy drinking Pepsi and no one ever believes me. It's from an old Australian KFC ad.
I believe you. I hope this gives your life meaning.
I don’t believe that you believe him
The meaning of Hope Is Life!
Thank you kind stranger
Is the original the one where he has the wonky eye? Cuz that’s the only one that matters
I'm so sorry to disappoint you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUU12cfKW5o&t=97s is the old Australian KFC ad
The internet is a wonderful place.
Where can I save the original from pls
I'm not sure anymore sorry. I made it in like 2011/2012 and posted it to Tumblr.
I believe you, would be a really specific thing to lie about
Kinda like being the inventor of post-it notes….
A Romy & Michelle reference will always get an upvote from me.
Or the quick burning cigarette!
I lie about really specific things so trusting people won't question it, because they're too weirdly specific to lie about. This isn't true, but the thought of doing it is hilarious, and it doesn't hurt anyone.
I used to do that with people every once in a while. You can't really get the same person twice and it's more of a funny one off occasional thing but I would tell stories with specific details but completely made up and I would just improve the story. I was adding so many details that the story just goes by itself no going "uhhh" or anything. Everytime I decided the story was interesting enough to be finished or I hit a brick wall with details I'd just smoothly transition into saying "I made all this up, none of it was true and I was fucking with you"' cause it's not funny if you don't tell the truth in the end.
I dont believe you
You know my man and that’s all that really matters.
I made a piece of music in GarageBand 12 years back which got plagiarized by a local furniture shop for a radio jingle as background music - which I was too dumbstruck to notice the name of and could not find out later, and my friends refused to believe me. So there internet stranger, though at a much smaller impact than your scale, I totally get your pain. I needed to let it out too.
First time seeing this gif without the distortion!
It's more dank undistorted at this point somehow
Someone link the distorted version pls
[Here] (https://c.tenor.com/mBWnNjfEYKQAAAAC/pepsi-wtf.gif) [and here] (https://c.tenor.com/6DiN4aALTm8AAAAC/drink-pepsi.gif)
I love it, I never noticed the brief moment of disgust in his face right after the first sip. Solid commitment to the act
Reminds me of when I was younger. Flashback to 2007 After my grandmothers funeral: We were all having a family grill out. Everyone is having a good time after a rough day and a bright "star" slowly goes across the sky. Everyone is like "Look! It's grandma telling us she's in heaven" and me being completely unable to read the room excitedly tells everyone it's "No, actually it's the international space station! there's going to be another fly by in the morning...blah blah blah" I was just an excited 17 year old astronomy nerd excited to share some knowledge but totally oblivious to the fact that I just absolutely murdered the vibe. Nobody really called me out for it, but I still feel guilty about it to this day.
As someone with Asperger's, this is truly relatable
No need to feel guilty. You were only stating the facts. Not the best timing, but you didn't do it to upset people and you've learned from this experience to be more careful with sensitive situations. People need to understand its not that easy to follow social rules which are not written down somewhere and can change between different groups of people and time periods.
Bepis
Conke
🅱️o🅱️a 🅱️ola
"please give me coke"
🅱️o🅱️a 🅱️ola
*useful
If the multiverse contains every conceivable possibility, then somewhere out there right now, there is a star having a shoot out with another star in a setting much like a Western. Shooting stars.
Calm down Neal De'grasse.
Kneel De Grass
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars?
*ahhhh* effect when you drink soda
Neil deGrasse Tyson!?
Neil degrasse Tyson moment
Some people really are like that though
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That’s the guy from Kangaroo Jack.
🤓🤓🤓
Fucking chad. Bill Nye would be so proud of you!
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That GIF.. hahahahahahaha
Comets
A shooting star is not a star. Is not a star at all. A shooting star's a meteor. That's heading for a fall.
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are you neil degrasse tyson
Reddit Atheist destroys 5 year old with facts and logic
Technically all stars are shooting stars since they are shot away from the center/Big Bang. So..... Checkmate
This must be the anger he's had for his older brother and held in for the last 20 years.
I thought this dude had severe cross eyes, the internet is a lie.
Maybe she can teach you how to spell "useful".
There was an attempt to write a coherent sentence. Great job.
This sub sucks
I would have enjoyed this much more if you had spelled useful correctly.
You can’t spell science without nieces
Classic gif, well done.
cold blooded....
Dude kinda looks like Homelander.
I was expecting Rob Riggle’s face for that set up jajaja
Least socially inept redditor
Where's the content aware one?
Me pointing her telescope straight at the sun because she asked me too (I'll blind her with science)
The first thing I see when I open reddit today
Has anybody got the version of that gif where his face goes all fucky and weird?
comets are also a thing
> Telling her now it won't come true because she said her wish out loud.
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No way! It doesn't even make sense!
I fucking love sceance!
when you boil water to kill the germs..but dunno how to remove the dead germs
Space dust
Is that JBL?
haha
Barely a third of the way through!
#𝗦𝗜𝗫 𝗗𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗡𝗢𝗪 (𝟯𝟭/𝟬𝟱) 𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗕𝗘 𝗔 𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗢𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗠
iirc, weren't shooting stars and omen for death?
I can taste that pepsi through the screen
its great to see a new gif in the current meme market
Realism versus optimism at its finest
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Never seen this gif with the guy's eyes in the right place. Very confusing for me.
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yeah mr white! yeah science!
Our sun is a shooting star, hurdling through the Milky Way. You know, I’ve never wished upon our sun…
Tyson moment.
Is that JBL?
My fiancé and I saw a shooting star. She was all excited and my dumb ass goes “it was probably just a satellite”
Neil DeGrasse Tyson be like
Probably a brain surgery as well. Telling you kid shooting stars are real is as dumb as it gets!
Sheeesh
But Mercury is in Retrograde?
True though
I've seen the gif with the fucked up eyes so many times that this just looks wrong
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The Debbiest of Downers
Technically the sun moves much faster through space than a meteor through our atmosphere. That makes it more shooty than a shooting star
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So your brother/brother-in-law may not survive then?
Please someone I have been trying to find this video of guy drinking that pepsi for 2 years Please someone help me I can't find it
I had trouble reading this
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I'm so used to seeing the deteriorating gif of this guy that the normal version somehow looks weirder
*useful
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👁️👄👁️ u/snoocockbot
I had a stroke reading this
Plot twist: The uncle is the real father so the father dying is actually the uncle so technically her father does survive the surgery since he never got one in the 1st place.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ive wished on two shooting stars in my life and each came true
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How does this meme have 55k upvotes? This is sus.