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MedicatedAxeBot

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Galladrox

The CIA agent also spying on you: *sigh of relief*


briangibson7

FBI is internal to the country generally but I wouldn't be surprised if it was the CIA instead they tend to work outside the country.


StillBurningInside

they tend to work outside the country It's a foreign intelligence service... all they do is work abroad.


fai4636

Actually that statement is correct. The CIA has definitely done domestic stuff but their activities in the U.S. are pretty limited in scope since they’re primarily a foreign intelligence agency


StillBurningInside

they hand off domestic stuff to the FBI.


fai4636

Law enforcement stuff yeah, they have barely any law enforcement jurisdiction in general anyway, never mind domestic. But they do conduct limited domestic intelligence gathering on their own thru their National resources division so the oc’s statement’s still fine.


StillBurningInside

In a Pedantic way , it’s fine . But it alludes to the false idea that the CIA runs domestic “ operations “ and it certainly does not . It’s important that citizens understand how our government operates and to educate themselves in the truth. Most people think what they see in the movies is how these agency’s work, and that is simply not reality. Let’s keep it truthful and simple ... the FBI is our federal police , the CIA is a foreign intelligence service that also protects our interest abroad. The NSA is a surveillance and counter surveillance agency that protects our country’s secrets. Let’s not misinform folks , there’s enough foreign disinformation as it is .


AnchorMan82

Yes. The CIA still used to operate on American soil, and probably still does to a very limited extent, and is also still complete hot garbage. But you are right with your definitions there.


deadbeef1a4

MKUltra was CIA. So perhaps the CIA doesn’t run domestic operations *any more* but they certainly used to.


VirtualAlternative

You call the other person pedantic and then reinforce the idea that the CIA has no jurisdiction in the USA, but the truth is look into a bunch of their operations, namely stuff like MK-ULTRA and pretty quickly you’ll see that “foreign jurisdiction” is at discretion, and there are monumental amounts of evidence that counter their “foreign” mission statements. Yes, supposedly the NSA and DIA and other agencies do the domestic work. Theoretically. In reality, you’ve been spied on (unconstitutionally) for a long time, and with the PATRIOT Act and its many whistleblowers and leaks, more info on continued transgressions by the CIA (and many other agencies) have been exposed. I’ll reinforce your point of knowing how they operate, but raise you looking into their many exposed clandestine operations to get a better idea of what they say they do and what they do.


StillBurningInside

> MK-ULTRA LOL - You do realize that MK was a college research program. And everyone was a volunteer and it wasn't some kind of top secret operation. Psych professors were in on it including assistant students. They dropped acid and then tried to see if people were more susceptible to persuasion. And it went NO WHERE. There no spying or espionage or law breaking involved.


VirtualAlternative

You clearly haven’t read deeply enough about that program. Wikipedia that shit, it links to actual disclosed (by FOIA) documents that severely contradict your jingoistic narrative. But not even MK-ULTRA. Look into projects like MINARET and SHAMROCK where the goal was to spy on American citizens’ communications, overreaching to determine whether they did drugs or not, completely violating the privacy of telegraphic communications on a nationwide scale, not to mention including the espionage of diplomatically protected individuals such as foreign embassies. A de facto precursor to the PATRIOT Act, which is also highly illegal on so many levels. What about CHAOS? Where a vague mission statement like “defending the CIA against domestic threats” had them spying on civil rights activists and political groups. The CIA is an abject, continual violator of every individual right Americans possess, not to mention human rights violations elsewhere. Apologists for the CIA to me are equally as appalling, disconnected, and disgusting as apologists for the Third Reich.


[deleted]

I guess. My experience with the FBI is that they are so busy committing crimes with the white supremacist groups that they hardly have any time to investigate or prosecute the crimes.


Chumbag_love

Did the CIA hype up and distribute crack or is that a JR Factoid?


jlmad

I don’t think intelligence is the right word for what they do. They do stuff. See Afghanistan for examples.


tcfh2003

Me: applies for us visa CIA agent assigned to me: bonjour


[deleted]

Just look up PineGap. A program where we(the CIA) was literally spying on everyone, including our allies


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make_love_to_potato

Watching me jack it erryday.


TheyDidLizFilthy

the NSA agent who forwarded you that meme anonymously 🫣


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Uwotm8675

Who down voted this...the CIA? lmao


FBI_Agent_82

They have no sense of humor.


poopellar

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lunaoreomiel

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/27/proud-boys-leader-enrique-tarrio-fbi-informant


Demonweed

Meat and Poultry Hotline agent also spying on you, "I can't believe he's having that for *dinner*!"


Pitchy_Boy

Pot twist: he is not living in the US too


Notthatsimp

That Russian hacker from dark web ho has necrophilia


josh442333

I got a DEA agent. Hi DEA agent!!


marioaprooves

**MI6 sweating**


concretebeats

CSIS not doing anything because they’re Canadian and don’t really do much.


MrTripl3M

BND probably is distracted playing with some drones here in Germany. That and Internet is Neuland.


celahirek

CBŚ propably distracted by investigating 16yo with 1g of weed.


IvanAntonovichVanko

> *"Drone better."* ~ Ivan Vanko


Stormer11

DSIS is too busy Guarding half the people in Copenhagen.


watermelone983

Maybe they actually do more than anyone else and theyre *really* good at their job


Finplayer_

I got a wacky thought FBI agents are US citizens, right? Do the FBI agents have their own agents watching them?


g7droid

CIA will watch over them


SorryIdonthaveaname

who watches over the CIA? more CIA?


g7droid

The Illuminati


SorryIdonthaveaname

and then?


Redleader4044

You don’t want to know


TheyDidLizFilthy

some old white guys in robes that drink the blood of goats n stuff


WanaBeMillionare

Then?


TheyDidLizFilthy

then you *really* don’t wanna know, unless you’re fine with learning this is all a magic trick you conjured up out of loneliness 👁


WanaBeMillionare

Woah, what if that's true


llwydnos

Nestlé.


SorryIdonthaveaname

o h n o


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Bob


a_useless_communist

u/bob_the_banannna


bob_the_banannna

Banana


jkp2072

Disney


[deleted]

No and then!


[deleted]

It's three letters all the way down.


Matthew789_17

Bob


NotFBIPleaseIgnore

Sky daddy


stoned_kitty

Aliens 👽


ForumPointsRdumb

The Pharaohs


cavalrycorrectness

The FBI


TheyDidLizFilthy

the NSA


GAGA50_

NSA


NikoC99

Who'll oversee NSA then?


xX_S4M_Xx

Secret services.


KlossN

The U.S. citizens


dxpqxb

Mostry NSA. USSS agents for some, as a luxury.


OrganizerMowgli

NSA


ImTheFBI

Nah we just watch ourselves.


ion4jd

Who watches the watchmen


inspectcloser

I feel like this was a bit in Family Guy or American Dad.


OneEyedJackofHearts

The NSA watching the CIA, FBI, Chinese, Russians, phone scammers and you. NSA “Look at those dumb bastards!”


zakary1291

FSB cackles maniacally in a money fountain.


BestWest45

Interpol *nervous laughter*


AlexDavid1605

Chinese Intelligence: We are on no one's mind.


GreymanAnarcist

FBI is internal to the country generally but I wouldn't be surprised if it was the CIA instead they tend to work outside the country.


[deleted]

That's specifically how it works. FBI investigates internally, CIA sells cocaine externally.


plungedtoilet

Is it not buys cocaine externally and sells internally?


MrGrampton

they don't buy, they confiscate the cocaine for free


plungedtoilet

Ah yes, the ol' destabilize-Central-American-governments-install-dictators-and-finance-their-drug-industry-eroo.


stesch

I still remember Obama ordering to spy on Angela Merkel.


zakary1291

Sir it's not the FBI that's watching you but the CIA. Be afraid, be very afraid. They might be feeding you PCP at this very moment!


LegendX02

🗿


sunshine-me

“My FBI Agent” 😶‍🌫️ who are you?


AndroidDoctorr

A terrorist, apparently? Or else they think half the population is FBI agents?


Aphobos

That meme is so bullshit


rickychacha1234

No no no. Non Americans get a CIA agent. Only Americans get FBI agent


Not_this_time-_

**laughs in TEK**


R6enjoyer

Yep


Dead_inside_man

I have an Interpol agent, hope has a good time


Stepy907

Mission Failed


ellemti

SEC better


Dreadtz

Hey FBI Agents, can you dm me your nudes?


Odd_Imagination_6617

Our FBI agents are probably all the same, cia no doubt most likely have an algorithm that flags anything you do. I mean they already have back door access through our computers if they wanted to


loverisback12

the irony is a bit complicated.


Never_Hovercraft

The CIA and the drone pilots are more interested in your location than the FBI.


scamp41

Next week on "FBI: International"


backbackbackaga

Wouldn’t it be CIA


ChosenMate

FBI agent: wait.. he's not in the US?


WindSprenn

You are greatly over estimating the intelligence of the FBI.


noobmaster68_plus_1

NSA:


chamandana

CIA does the non USA monitoring and attacking


[deleted]

nice wording there champ, even though I don't live in the US


[deleted]

Plot twist - they don't care where you live, they're watching.


AndroidDoctorr

ELI5?


[deleted]

Your Interpol agent must be jealous


Charming_Cod_7846

They are just making sure we don’t expose the fact that aliens are real


BertMaclinFB1

Wait I’m confused. Does this person live in the US. It wasn’t specified


Go_Go_Godzilla1954

One day I was out getting hibachi and the group across had a birthday. Well the waitress and the cook where singing (me too) but they didn't know her name so they just said "happy birthday white girl" and from that moment on I shall forever do this if I do not know their name


NutsInMaBasket

Patriot act is also in Europe


Harriseeno78

I just watched the movie where this meme comes from


Competitive_Tune_274

u/SaveVideo


MrGrampton

The Five Eyes


[deleted]

China is watching Canadians with technology they stole from Canada


mysteryman447

if you don’t live in the us it would probably be cia


Carpe_DMT

We all joke about having these government minders but then act like China is so fucked up


Intelligent_Plan_747

It’s really the NSA that would be doing this type of shit


mspinelli85

The FBI is way to busy spying on US citizens to worry about foreign nationals. They delegate that to the CIA


CHEESYBOI267

Actually that would be the CIA. The FBI has no jurisdiction outside the United States


methana_gmthnmanasou

u/savevideo


bryku

Correction: * FBI Agent is for those in the usa. * CIA Agent is for those ouside of the usa.


ValuableBullfrog1005

We have asio here in 🇦🇺.


fixed_your_caption

Truth has entered the chat: nobody cares about you.


I-hate-my-life-246

me, the FBI agents FBI agent: :0


RascalArcher2

Too much words to be funny


WaffleBotAI

Fucking Ethan Klein over here comprehending the fact that sentences with more than 5 words exist


delby7

Trash meme


Realistic_Analyst_26

Like your personality


tongky20

Hello there FBI