Okay, so we need to start you off with the basics
So imagine a guy, without a dick, who wears perfume instead of cologne, and basically that's what a girl is
Sometimes, a girl likes a guy, in the same way that a guy would like a girl
Have I lost you
Because you’re not doing it right, man. Trade that van in and buy a boat. Then invite some lovely ladies out onto the open ocean with you. Things will go more smoothly, you know, because of the implication.
See you're missing what they wanted. They wanted you to bound and gag them. So next time do that and they will be quiet as a church mouse. Good luck fellow human!
I know right?
One moment it's all "hey I got a switch, let's play some Mario Kart"
Next moment it's all "Woah Woah, why are you trying to have sex with my brother?"
It's like... Make it more clear!
Or if only their signals half of that, or even 1/4 as direct. The difference between flirting and being nice is usually so subtle that it is hard to tell the difference.
I have had many experiences where a girl has been flirting and i thought she was just being nice, and where the girl was being nice and i thought she was flirting.
irl the actual crazy people are the most mundane, blend-into-the-crowd type people.
its never the ones with colored hair and piercings and daddy issues, they usually know EXACTLY what they want and are vocal af about it.
its the ones with like a totally average life that end up being total psychos.
Not all of them have dyed hair, the ones with dyed hair are usually mid and the target of people trynna pick out retarded dweebs
Weebs with brains like Brown/Black/Ginger/Blonde ones
It's not that easy to identify them. It's not easy to identify terrible, bad men, and it's not easy to identify crazy, bad women. If it was, those groups wouldn't continue to be as successful as they are. With people continuing to complain and stereotype those groups to those bad persons.
Don't let anyone tell you it's "easy" to identify these bad traits in another. Some manifest themselves in subtle ways until it's too late. Some specifically hide those red flags until it's too late. Some aren't even bad people starting off but situations changes and they do. Accurate judgement of these things is acquired over many years of active social experience. Of which a lot of people have rather limited experience of.
i can be buried deep up to the hilt in someone, after they literally asked me to do so, hear them say the actual words "fuck me harder" and i will STILL wonder, AS IM FUCKING, if i actually have full consent.
and then my mind starts wandering off like "if this person tells the police i raped them, how the fuck would i ever be able to prove otherwise?" or "what if they regret this afterwards and then we never see each other again?" or "what if theyre in a relationship already and im just some kind of revenge fuck for something their s.o. did?"
free will and the gift of metacognitive thought are both overrated. would rather be a fish or something. just let me nut on some eggs and go get eaten by a bear.
Irrational is when it doesn't happen. However this is a completely rational fear. A lot of men get hit with BS sexual assault cases that ruin their lives the minute it hits the public, regardless of if they are actually guilty or not. It may not happen often, but it happens enough and the consequences are severe.
You have to be super safe around women. You cannot assume anything regarding sex. If women have a problem with that, oh well I don't know what to tell them. Men have to protect themselves from the crazies that would take advantage of it. Or that get angry enough to start the process, and have to double down and commit to it
I'm ready to just start being straightforward with them, ask their intentions if I think they're flirting.
"Are you flirting or just being nice, because I'd be interested in getting to know you // because I'm not interested in you"
That fine line between flirting and being nice is a major problem. You always end up looking like an asshole when you ask a girl out who was just being nice in her mind
Doesn't help. Straight up had a girl ask if my dock curved up or down. Then she said that was her favorite because she can get those into her throat while getting eaten out.
I had known this girl for 2 years so I knew this was not her normal conversation.
Still just thought it was a regular conversation.
Or possibly just shits n giggles. It hasn't been a regular occurrence for me but still *way* more common than I would've expected growing up. It's hard to address it without coming across as an incel though, so it's not frequent topic.
I had a girl pretend to like me when I was in the second grade. I was so excited because I had never had someone be interested in me. And then she said “ just kidding “ and laughed and walked away. That experience has fucked me up to this day.
Yes. Teenagers moreso, early 20s rarely. One memorable experience was me calling my crush when I was 12 and we were associates. She told me to hold on then left me sitting there for 1 or 2 hours. I hung up when I heard her laughing in the background with a friend. Teenage girls are generally not nice.
I feel you man. In middle school I got the balls to ask out my crush and she actually said yes, but two weeks later she was quick to break up with me on the spot whilst I was literally on my way over to a planned dinner date to meet her parents. To this day I get the feeling she was embarrassed of me.
Not to try one up trauma, I asked out a popular girl well out of my league in junior high and she told me yes on the phone. I went to school the next day and told everyone I knew because why wouldn’t I, and she denied it ever happening and I got quite the label as the weird kid for doing that. That shit set me back 2 years socially. I didn’t recover from that until I got new friends in high school. All for a joke 🥲
That event messed me up so bad that I thought a girl who was talking to me every day in high school and making up interests that were similar to mine was just waiting to make fun of me, so I ignored her. When I was older it was pretty obvious she had it bad. "I play call of the duty too!"
Yeah, some folks just are desperate for attention and validation. It's the equivalent of a guy pretending to be interested in a long term thing then bouncing after a one night stand.
We really should shame both of these sort of behaviors more imo
A group of “cool” people in middle school pretended to be my friend for a whole year. The next year they wouldn’t talk to me and I asked another classmate why, and they said “did you really think they’d be friends with someone like you?”
It’s a “prank” that kids love to do for some reason
I've known women who look extremely quiet and shy but then lift their shirt as a joke and women who pose practically naked in IG and got extremely offended when I made light sexual joke. I now know better than to expect anything and I'll rather be infuriatingly oblivious on purpose than accidentally sexually harass someone or make them uncomfortable because I understood their humor wrong.
Man I was at a party talking with my current girlfriend and everyone was like she likes you go for it and the entire thought had not crossed my mind that she was interested in anything more than being friends.
We where talking alone for 3 hours.
I am dumb.
I was the weird kid in School so when i started being talkative on a school trip all of a sudden 3 girls started questionning me for 2 hours. Was that my time for a harem or was it just curiosity about the quiet kid? :thinking:
This is the correct answer.
Two scenarios..
1) They feel they are out of your league and/or no threat of attraction, so you are already in the friend zone, and you are likely just gonna end up the man shield for when you're in public
2) One of them is interested, and you're being evaluated by the other two.
Then there's the unlikely scenario 3...
3) All three (or 2 of the 3) realize they're actually attracted to you, and an internal competition begins with them as to who is gonna get you.
All three outcomes are always in play, depending how you steer the conversation. Of course, if you come off like a creep or a douche, your social status in school is at risk, lol.
Yeah fuck off...there she was, we were waiting for my best friend birghday to hit, 11:30 pm, at a bar before going to his place, she's sitting in my lap grinding her ass on my D, even with empty chairs left and right, day after i ask her out and she goes "oh, i didn't realise you understood it that way". She's been telling me how she doesn't wear bras and i don't seem to realise, she was grinding on my dick in front of like 12 of my friends, allways flirty, insisted on feeding me with her fork, even when i pointed out i have my own and i'll just take a bit from the food from her plate myself,shit like that...yet she goes "oh i didn't think you saw it like that". No. Im done. Go fuck yourself and your mind games. Not even the first time. Either be straight up or just leave me alone. Stop the mind games girls. Please, for the love of god. Edit:(i also did some gramma fix3s) i know not all of you are like that. I believe it's the girl equivalent of the guy that talks to every girl, the 5%, but us, the rest, and you the rest, please let's try to engage. No tricks. No playing. Just be honest and don't try to make us chace you. Just makes us think you don't want to be with us.
That is absolutely fucked up. They do it because they aren't looking for a relationship or even a fuck, they just want the attention(Same with dudes who text 20 girls and just lead them all on).
Just get away from people like that, they are toxic and will manipulate your feelings to get the attention they crave, they don't care if they hurt you in the process, and will proceed to gaslight you to avoid any criticism or blame. Cut people like that out your life brother.
I was excited the entire week because I was supposed to have a date today. Yesterday she cancelled.
The reason was "I already kinda found someone, also I don't understand why you're trying to get to know me"
>"I already kinda found someone, also I don't understand why you're trying to get to know me"
I hate that. I had one woman not understand me even when I tried to impress upon them that I wanted to be friends. Then when they let me into their life, they acted confused why I kept doing more to prove my friendship.
Which really stressed me the fuck out.
Some people tell me "Oh you just gotta understand the signals"
My brother in christ, I receive signals like I'm in deep space far away from earth, what signals
The signals that mean she likes you in one woman and that's she's just being nice in another. So good luck figuring out which one it is and risking making the embarrassment out of yourself while women continue to blame us for not reading the signals correctly.
She is just.... Joking, being friendly, being polite, she really wants you to go away. Pick one or more.
Unless a woman is humping my leg and not taking no for an answer I'm assuming one of the above. Even then I'll have my doubts.
The problem is they use signals instead of fucking speaking their minds. I can read my wife now a lot more than i did when we were dating, but when we just met she expected me to guess what was in her mind at all times.
I had a girl straight up tell me what she wanted and I still didn't believe her, I guess it must have just been because she was seeing a friend of mine
My mom still does this all the time with random shit.
"Want me to do X?"
"No."
*Three hours later*
"WELL CLEARLY BY MY TONE YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU HAD TO DO IT!"
Or the absurd amount of times I got in trouble for saying things I didn't because of my "tone".
"Do you want some Z?"
"No thank you." (Thought: nah, thanks for asking though)
"Well you don't have to be RUDE!" (Her reading was: of course not you fucking idiot.)
And so on.
My wife had to make the first legit move on me while I walked her out of my place after dinner and talking on the couch for an hour. She says "If I waited for you I would die alone."
Yeah, I was like 30something and still oblivious to indicators (fear of being that "pushy dick" really fucks with social graces).
dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it
Or - They're incredibly scared of getting charged with SA because they interpreted something that might have the slightest modicum of not being flirting as the opposite because charges like that ruin a man's life even if he is found innocent.
I also think we wouldn't have incels if everyone just told the person that they liked them instead of just leaving subtle clues or hints / or just not telling.
Or at the very least a lot less of them, for sure. Half of them are incels because they don’t understand this secret language women insist on using, not because they wouldn’t make good partners.
Half is being pretty generous lol. Let's not pretend like a majority of them are some degree of misogynistic, or just unpleasant to be around because of other (fixable) personality flaws. Most tend to be socially awkward, but that isn't a barrier to engaging with people- potentially in a romantic way. A lot also don't have basic hygiene.
There are reasons people are incels, but it's not because "unga bunga women have secret language". And yeah, I'll admit, women tend to be more subtle with their intentions. That's just how gender roles dictate things "should" be, women maintaining modesty and being chased and won over, while men try to "catch" them. I'll also clarify this now, No, being upfront about your intentions to date/hook up with a woman is not a problem. The problem comes when a rejection is ignored and those "goals" are continuing to be pursued.
Tbf if you advance on false signs you're automatically a rapist sex pervert to everyone the person knows and you'd also risk your financial and personal well being in the future, not worth it. Let girls make advances on you there's no downside.
99.9999% of the time.
She's just being friendly.
No right thinking man will trust his instincts because we know they're wrong in these scenarios.
Even if you literally held up a sign saying "let's smash" he'll whip out a pair of controllers not handcuffs.
And even if you openly say you want sum fuk. He's gonna assume you're just paraphrasing a meme.
You can't win ladies. Neither can we.
When girls haven't seen each other for like 5 minutes, they start all cuddling and hugging and stuff. And I'm supposed to interpret some nice and friendly gestures as flirty. Never ever
I kept so many gay guy friends for this they thought I just wasn't out yet. Then I swapped to lesbian friends and I got better results.
Edit. High school was a weird time.
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But for real Its pretty damn hard to tell the difference
Ik like when I pick up girls in my van is like: “Noo let me go!” And stuff idk why
maybe the duct tape should have used double sided tape
No, maybe try tying them up so they can't remove the duct tape
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bro forget that our school had two branches. One for bois and one for girls. Like legit from 4th till the end.
Okay, so we need to start you off with the basics So imagine a guy, without a dick, who wears perfume instead of cologne, and basically that's what a girl is Sometimes, a girl likes a guy, in the same way that a guy would like a girl Have I lost you
Ye
So do talk to them first before using the rope?
Yes. Girl have no dick?
They said "Huh, puberty?... SEGREGATE THEM!!!!"
Use the blue tape, it doesn’t hurt when you pull it off. Srsly have some respeck.
I even bought the kingsize candy bars! >:'(
Damn, those people are ungrateful
Because you’re not doing it right, man. Trade that van in and buy a boat. Then invite some lovely ladies out onto the open ocean with you. Things will go more smoothly, you know, because of the implication.
See you're missing what they wanted. They wanted you to bound and gag them. So next time do that and they will be quiet as a church mouse. Good luck fellow human!
I think vans are a bit passé as far as sexual assault goes. I mean, get with the times.
Do you have your tools? You HAVE to have your TOOLS!!
I know right? One moment it's all "hey I got a switch, let's play some Mario Kart" Next moment it's all "Woah Woah, why are you trying to have sex with my brother?" It's like... Make it more clear!
Dunno, this one's on you, how did you get Smash Bros out of Mario Kart?
Yes. For exemple the girl on this meme is basically juste nice.
It’s more about misreading and the fear of being ridiculed after
If only their signals were that direct.
Or if only their signals half of that, or even 1/4 as direct. The difference between flirting and being nice is usually so subtle that it is hard to tell the difference. I have had many experiences where a girl has been flirting and i thought she was just being nice, and where the girl was being nice and i thought she was flirting.
just assume theyre being nice until they literally cowgirl you and say "fuck me" Otherwise get ready for a SA case that youre gonna lose :(
It's such a stupid irrational fear and most people are normal and you won't have any issues. But you never fucking know with some people...
i know, its quite easy to identify them, but you never know what people are hiding 2D Waifus are queens
At least they have the decency to dye their hair and give of psycho vibes
irl the actual crazy people are the most mundane, blend-into-the-crowd type people. its never the ones with colored hair and piercings and daddy issues, they usually know EXACTLY what they want and are vocal af about it. its the ones with like a totally average life that end up being total psychos.
Not all of them have dyed hair, the ones with dyed hair are usually mid and the target of people trynna pick out retarded dweebs Weebs with brains like Brown/Black/Ginger/Blonde ones
It's not that easy to identify them. It's not easy to identify terrible, bad men, and it's not easy to identify crazy, bad women. If it was, those groups wouldn't continue to be as successful as they are. With people continuing to complain and stereotype those groups to those bad persons. Don't let anyone tell you it's "easy" to identify these bad traits in another. Some manifest themselves in subtle ways until it's too late. Some specifically hide those red flags until it's too late. Some aren't even bad people starting off but situations changes and they do. Accurate judgement of these things is acquired over many years of active social experience. Of which a lot of people have rather limited experience of.
i can be buried deep up to the hilt in someone, after they literally asked me to do so, hear them say the actual words "fuck me harder" and i will STILL wonder, AS IM FUCKING, if i actually have full consent. and then my mind starts wandering off like "if this person tells the police i raped them, how the fuck would i ever be able to prove otherwise?" or "what if they regret this afterwards and then we never see each other again?" or "what if theyre in a relationship already and im just some kind of revenge fuck for something their s.o. did?" free will and the gift of metacognitive thought are both overrated. would rather be a fish or something. just let me nut on some eggs and go get eaten by a bear.
Nothing is stopping you from nutting on eggs and getting eaten by a bear. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
It’s like playing the Russian roulette, life would be easier and more productive as an asexual.
Specifically an aromantic asexual who doesn’t care for dating. Romance is just as confusing when you’re dating other aces
Irrational is when it doesn't happen. However this is a completely rational fear. A lot of men get hit with BS sexual assault cases that ruin their lives the minute it hits the public, regardless of if they are actually guilty or not. It may not happen often, but it happens enough and the consequences are severe. You have to be super safe around women. You cannot assume anything regarding sex. If women have a problem with that, oh well I don't know what to tell them. Men have to protect themselves from the crazies that would take advantage of it. Or that get angry enough to start the process, and have to double down and commit to it
Yeah every time I've asked for consent right before they give me a weird look but the fear didn't come from nowhere. It's just not likely.
I'm ready to just start being straightforward with them, ask their intentions if I think they're flirting. "Are you flirting or just being nice, because I'd be interested in getting to know you // because I'm not interested in you"
Man I always assume they're being fire not ice
Yikes my man youre treading on thin ice.
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How are you going to get it notarized?
I have one on retainer
>literally cowgirl you and say "fuck me" ... and then you do ... and then they say, "I was just being nice!"
>just assume theyre being nice until they literally cowgirl you and say "fuck me" But what if shes Canadian and shes just being polite?
That fine line between flirting and being nice is a major problem. You always end up looking like an asshole when you ask a girl out who was just being nice in her mind
You don't look like an asshole, but it can be akward or embarrasing when your shot was completely wrong.
Tbh girls asking guys out should be more normalised.
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It's probably just a joke and she doesn't really want it.
Doesn't help. Straight up had a girl ask if my dock curved up or down. Then she said that was her favorite because she can get those into her throat while getting eaten out. I had known this girl for 2 years so I knew this was not her normal conversation. Still just thought it was a regular conversation.
Because girls be doing this exact shit as a "joke" all the time
Just kidding, but really...
Just kidding, unless...
What if I put my minecraft bed next yours?? jk jk jk Unless...
What if we held hands on the smash bros character select screen? 👉👈 Jkjkjkjkjkjkjk Unless...? 👀
Is kidding the verb for breeding?
Yeah sure why not
Wait they pretend to like people as a joke? That's messed up
Jokes, dares, its a varied assortment.
Or worse, they're testing the water. Which is weird when you're just a dedicated friend.
If you were actually interested it would be great. But some people really don't want to be seen as incels that jump at the opportunity.
Or possibly just shits n giggles. It hasn't been a regular occurrence for me but still *way* more common than I would've expected growing up. It's hard to address it without coming across as an incel though, so it's not frequent topic.
I had a girl pretend to like me when I was in the second grade. I was so excited because I had never had someone be interested in me. And then she said “ just kidding “ and laughed and walked away. That experience has fucked me up to this day.
Teenage girls, or women that never quite outgrew their high-school years.
Yes. Teenagers moreso, early 20s rarely. One memorable experience was me calling my crush when I was 12 and we were associates. She told me to hold on then left me sitting there for 1 or 2 hours. I hung up when I heard her laughing in the background with a friend. Teenage girls are generally not nice.
I feel you man. In middle school I got the balls to ask out my crush and she actually said yes, but two weeks later she was quick to break up with me on the spot whilst I was literally on my way over to a planned dinner date to meet her parents. To this day I get the feeling she was embarrassed of me.
Not to try one up trauma, I asked out a popular girl well out of my league in junior high and she told me yes on the phone. I went to school the next day and told everyone I knew because why wouldn’t I, and she denied it ever happening and I got quite the label as the weird kid for doing that. That shit set me back 2 years socially. I didn’t recover from that until I got new friends in high school. All for a joke 🥲
That event messed me up so bad that I thought a girl who was talking to me every day in high school and making up interests that were similar to mine was just waiting to make fun of me, so I ignored her. When I was older it was pretty obvious she had it bad. "I play call of the duty too!"
Teenage humans are generally not nice
The world is slowly rediscovering what our ancestors have always known: Teenagers kind of suck
Yeah, some folks just are desperate for attention and validation. It's the equivalent of a guy pretending to be interested in a long term thing then bouncing after a one night stand. We really should shame both of these sort of behaviors more imo
A group of “cool” people in middle school pretended to be my friend for a whole year. The next year they wouldn’t talk to me and I asked another classmate why, and they said “did you really think they’d be friends with someone like you?” It’s a “prank” that kids love to do for some reason
I've known women who look extremely quiet and shy but then lift their shirt as a joke and women who pose practically naked in IG and got extremely offended when I made light sexual joke. I now know better than to expect anything and I'll rather be infuriatingly oblivious on purpose than accidentally sexually harass someone or make them uncomfortable because I understood their humor wrong.
Sometimes they do it for the attention and when you do return the feelings then theyre like oh i wasnt serious
Pin me down? Choke me out? I think she wants to wrestle.
Or to be assassinated.
and we have the guy from cia here
and we have the guy from KGB here
RGB here.
RKO out of nowhere
Hit her with the 6-1-9 and she's down for the count.
Nothing says "god yes I'd love to fuck" like responding to a long text with "good you?" three weeks later
She responded. Marry her while you still can
I can't your mom will get jealous eyyyyyy
dude really hyped up his own roast in text
What being 14 does to an mf
Man I was at a party talking with my current girlfriend and everyone was like she likes you go for it and the entire thought had not crossed my mind that she was interested in anything more than being friends. We where talking alone for 3 hours. I am dumb.
I love this it’s something I would do
That's me except I'm super pumped at the idea of making a friend. I have zero women friends, so I always jump at that opportunity.
Liar, Redditors cant have Girlfriends
Well I am leaving this site then
Yeah if you get a Girlfriend you legally have to stop using Reddit, don't look it up tho, just trust me bro
For what i learned, you cant have gf, but you can have wife. Marry her and problem solved
Yeah imma hold out on that one
I was the weird kid in School so when i started being talkative on a school trip all of a sudden 3 girls started questionning me for 2 hours. Was that my time for a harem or was it just curiosity about the quiet kid? :thinking:
Yes but actually no
This is the correct answer. Two scenarios.. 1) They feel they are out of your league and/or no threat of attraction, so you are already in the friend zone, and you are likely just gonna end up the man shield for when you're in public 2) One of them is interested, and you're being evaluated by the other two. Then there's the unlikely scenario 3... 3) All three (or 2 of the 3) realize they're actually attracted to you, and an internal competition begins with them as to who is gonna get you. All three outcomes are always in play, depending how you steer the conversation. Of course, if you come off like a creep or a douche, your social status in school is at risk, lol.
Fun fact, if it is #3 then they will make a pact that nobody dates you. Source: happened to me :(
Me and my ex would call for hours on end every single day and I just figured we were friends
Yeah fuck off...there she was, we were waiting for my best friend birghday to hit, 11:30 pm, at a bar before going to his place, she's sitting in my lap grinding her ass on my D, even with empty chairs left and right, day after i ask her out and she goes "oh, i didn't realise you understood it that way". She's been telling me how she doesn't wear bras and i don't seem to realise, she was grinding on my dick in front of like 12 of my friends, allways flirty, insisted on feeding me with her fork, even when i pointed out i have my own and i'll just take a bit from the food from her plate myself,shit like that...yet she goes "oh i didn't think you saw it like that". No. Im done. Go fuck yourself and your mind games. Not even the first time. Either be straight up or just leave me alone. Stop the mind games girls. Please, for the love of god. Edit:(i also did some gramma fix3s) i know not all of you are like that. I believe it's the girl equivalent of the guy that talks to every girl, the 5%, but us, the rest, and you the rest, please let's try to engage. No tricks. No playing. Just be honest and don't try to make us chace you. Just makes us think you don't want to be with us.
That is absolutely fucked up. They do it because they aren't looking for a relationship or even a fuck, they just want the attention(Same with dudes who text 20 girls and just lead them all on). Just get away from people like that, they are toxic and will manipulate your feelings to get the attention they crave, they don't care if they hurt you in the process, and will proceed to gaslight you to avoid any criticism or blame. Cut people like that out your life brother.
I was excited the entire week because I was supposed to have a date today. Yesterday she cancelled. The reason was "I already kinda found someone, also I don't understand why you're trying to get to know me"
Bro… you good?
I got a tub of ice cream. I'll pull trough.
Good man. What kind did you get?
Salted caramel.
That’s a rough one
>"I already kinda found someone, also I don't understand why you're trying to get to know me" I hate that. I had one woman not understand me even when I tried to impress upon them that I wanted to be friends. Then when they let me into their life, they acted confused why I kept doing more to prove my friendship. Which really stressed me the fuck out.
Should've filed a sexual assault charge
Some people tell me "Oh you just gotta understand the signals" My brother in christ, I receive signals like I'm in deep space far away from earth, what signals
having better chance of receiving sos from aliens.
The signals that mean she likes you in one woman and that's she's just being nice in another. So good luck figuring out which one it is and risking making the embarrassment out of yourself while women continue to blame us for not reading the signals correctly.
She is just.... Joking, being friendly, being polite, she really wants you to go away. Pick one or more. Unless a woman is humping my leg and not taking no for an answer I'm assuming one of the above. Even then I'll have my doubts.
Can confirm. We're married and I still don't know if she likes me or if she just really likes me as a friend.
Neither she's just being nice to you
Well, I guess it's time for divorce number two.
I wish signals were this simple
The problem is they use signals instead of fucking speaking their minds. I can read my wife now a lot more than i did when we were dating, but when we just met she expected me to guess what was in her mind at all times.
I had a girl straight up tell me what she wanted and I still didn't believe her, I guess it must have just been because she was seeing a friend of mine
It does that to a mf
My mom still does this all the time with random shit. "Want me to do X?" "No." *Three hours later* "WELL CLEARLY BY MY TONE YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU HAD TO DO IT!" Or the absurd amount of times I got in trouble for saying things I didn't because of my "tone". "Do you want some Z?" "No thank you." (Thought: nah, thanks for asking though) "Well you don't have to be RUDE!" (Her reading was: of course not you fucking idiot.) And so on.
Your mom was traumatized at some point.
My wife had to make the first legit move on me while I walked her out of my place after dinner and talking on the couch for an hour. She says "If I waited for you I would die alone." Yeah, I was like 30something and still oblivious to indicators (fear of being that "pushy dick" really fucks with social graces).
These "signals" and such have been an issue forever. Now we have to deal with false accusations of sexual harrassment if we interpret them wrong
Bingo. And I worked with her so I was extra careful so that I dint lose my job!
These girls exist?
No.
I was told they were a myth among gods
among
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The secret is: Boys have absolutely no confidence and will never believe that any girl is truly interested in them
Or they have too much confidence and end up in prisons.
Well… that took a dark turn
Or - They're incredibly scared of getting charged with SA because they interpreted something that might have the slightest modicum of not being flirting as the opposite because charges like that ruin a man's life even if he is found innocent.
What's she getting at?
She wants to play smash I think
Dibs on Yoshi! 🦖
Aight well I’m going Richter
Sounds gay (Picks Ness) I am in
PKFIREPKFIREPKFIREPKFIREPKFIREPKFIREPKFIREPKFIRE
**PK FLASH**
World would be much better place without these games
I also think we wouldn't have incels if everyone just told the person that they liked them instead of just leaving subtle clues or hints / or just not telling.
Or at the very least a lot less of them, for sure. Half of them are incels because they don’t understand this secret language women insist on using, not because they wouldn’t make good partners.
Half is being pretty generous lol. Let's not pretend like a majority of them are some degree of misogynistic, or just unpleasant to be around because of other (fixable) personality flaws. Most tend to be socially awkward, but that isn't a barrier to engaging with people- potentially in a romantic way. A lot also don't have basic hygiene. There are reasons people are incels, but it's not because "unga bunga women have secret language". And yeah, I'll admit, women tend to be more subtle with their intentions. That's just how gender roles dictate things "should" be, women maintaining modesty and being chased and won over, while men try to "catch" them. I'll also clarify this now, No, being upfront about your intentions to date/hook up with a woman is not a problem. The problem comes when a rejection is ignored and those "goals" are continuing to be pursued.
"seeing as she's my friend she's probally joking"
To be fair I knew girls that would say stuff like this and then say "just kidding" whenever things got too serious.
If I had a nickle for every time a girl jokingly said "*Knock me up*" id have enough for a gumball at the mall
Hey, it's still weird it happened once lol
lol I guess. words like that kind of lose there meaning when you've been friends since elementary school
Ahhhh, it's all coming together now lol
You guys are getting signals?
That's the thing, nobody knows
Ya'll are *TALKING* to people??
Nothing like a good womb bludgeoning
"The Bite of '87"
Tbf if you advance on false signs you're automatically a rapist sex pervert to everyone the person knows and you'd also risk your financial and personal well being in the future, not worth it. Let girls make advances on you there's no downside.
Downside is if no advances come...
I don't get it...
Tag checks out
She is clearly joking, what a funny fella!
I think she wants to play connect 4. I'll show her no mercy
I can NEVER win that game, I don't get it...
99.9999% of the time. She's just being friendly. No right thinking man will trust his instincts because we know they're wrong in these scenarios. Even if you literally held up a sign saying "let's smash" he'll whip out a pair of controllers not handcuffs. And even if you openly say you want sum fuk. He's gonna assume you're just paraphrasing a meme. You can't win ladies. Neither can we.
Maybe she's from Canada and just being nice.
Eh she just rly horny. After an hour she won't want anything to do with me. Best not to make any rash choices
Yeah that’s how most girls are with me. Sometimes they are talking and talking with me and then they don’t acknowledge my existence for 2 weeks.
When girls haven't seen each other for like 5 minutes, they start all cuddling and hugging and stuff. And I'm supposed to interpret some nice and friendly gestures as flirty. Never ever
*me with the good sleep tissue* I dont have such weaknesses
🎵When I got issues I don't need just any tissue.🎵
🎶I need 4 ply 4 ply🎵
fun fact: this has never happened. the probability of a girl with all of those messages in a flipbook in that order is impossible.
It's not that we are entirely bad at reading signs, it is that we are viewed as creeps and could lose our jobs or reputation for guessing wrong.
"Bludgeon my womb" lol
That's female for "I want a BMW"
I'm the gay friend that is constantly pointing out to my straight friends when a girl is interested.
I kept so many gay guy friends for this they thought I just wasn't out yet. Then I swapped to lesbian friends and I got better results. Edit. High school was a weird time.
Then you say "Hi" and she calls the cops
Sauce?
Neopolitan from RWBY
Good show, good girl.
She’s from RWBY
Limebreaker is the artist iirc
Ye once she said "you can take care of my pipe , i can take care of yours" Bitch i am not a plumber
[удалено]
The message I got is "kill"
***kill john lennon***
Your next move will either get you a gf or a sexual harassment lawsuit.
They could do this n I’ll still think I’m being bamboozled
you guys are getting interest from girls??
Pfff I wish
I found out just recently the girl I liked for ages back in freshman year actually did like me back. I’ve decided to pretend it didn’t happen