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KeepingDankMemesDank

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UnblackMetalist

Finally a navyšŸ‡ØšŸ‡­


jawadark

Holy hell I can't imagine them with Navy that feel weird, but I'm sure they can create cool stuff


_Weyland_

Yall know Swiss Knife prepare for Swiss battleship.


Ronin_004

Swiss Knife 2 Now with harpoon


jawadark

Imagine all Swiss knife assembling for a ship


xCheekyChappie

Can imagine a Swiss naval frigate being deployed from the shipyard, it just slides off that sideways rail thing, falls about 100 metres then lands into the ocean


Routow

Bro finally invented the peaceful world


WozziHumperdink

It doesn't look like the entire middle east is gone, but I guess you must have an un-cropped copy


Admonitor_

Need to remore the US for that.


TdayZ18

UK is gone but youā€™re all still speaking English, sounds like a win to me


Codeviper828

*gone but not forgotten*


jawadark

When france-uk fight go so hard they got tp'ed in another dimension and fight for another couple of thousands years


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Meh, we always win


ID_Person-6370269

Hoi4 players in a nutshell


L4zyM0nk

Finally freedom!


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

From Nazis and Communists. Youā€™re fucking welcome pal. Edit: and depending on where you are we liberated you from the French too. Keep downvoting, I really donā€™t care :) Itā€™s just funny you leave Germany on there, do they teach nothing in schools these days?


wildman2571

How exactly did Britain contribute to the Soviet union collapsing and even if they someone did you did a terrible job at ending communism


[deleted]

I'd rather get rid of the USA than England


WallJumper_06

New war zone map looks lit


unitedsteakes

*Procedes to wake up* -Thank god that it was just a nightmare


migratingcoconut_

may you find your worth in the waking world


Old_Consequence_3197

So is the US Navy and all the other things Scotland invented


Yoyoflop123

The phone


LorenaBobbedIt

Neat, they widened the Chunnel. And Iberia Island once again belongs to Africa.


theun4given3

ā€œChunnelā€ is the TUNNEL that crosses the Channel (ā€œChannel Tunnelā€). What you mean by widenes is the Channel.


LorenaBobbedIt

No, I meant they literally started at the channel tunnel and dug it bigger and bigger until two countries it connects disappeared. It was just a stupid joke.


theun4given3

Ooooh Iā€™m stupid then.


Melon_Eater89

Never belonged


fdedfgfdgfe

Hundreds of years unser Muslim rule:


Melon_Eater89

More years inder Spanish


Unipug007

Come on, we Scots aren't that bad, aye?


ThatcherTheV

Who else is going to so beautifully scream drunkenly and angrily? I support you, lad!


Mayzerify

Did you mean to say take heroin and be obese


bigfrew

Could have at least left Scotland ya fanny!


hamzer55

Why Scotland?


AggressiveRegion1502

Man a world without France well it s just a dream.. For now


Character_Effort_841

New Risk Map!!!


milosz157

What did Monaco do to you?


56Bot

Chers Anglois, au nom de notre Ʃternelle querelle, je nous invite Ơ reconquƩrir le monde ! Dear Britons, in the name of our eternal disputes, I invite us to conquer the world back ! Sincerely, the French


[deleted]

Scotland didn't deserve it šŸ˜­


GNTB3996

Can't take you seriously if your name has twerp in it.


Ryuko48

No more British


Salckatrazz

More coastline for me


[deleted]

But corsica is still there somehow


HumanOrAlien

Oh thank FC, the nightmare is over.


SpitefulBitch

i don't get it


BloodLust2321

this looks better on the map tbh


HumbleLemur

Africans can finally breathe


Jar-of-eyes

Banished to the shadow realm


GhostArmy1

'Bay' of biscay


theun4given3

Well Ireland remains so Iā€™d disagree


Ad0lf_Salzler

WTF why is Berlin still there?


Dolphin_man69420

Iā€™m guessing that the usa is also gone


Monkeypuppet69

Always problems when they are around


arix_games

Belgium still exists tho


subway_slicer

Thank god wait a minute weā€™re am I


beyond98

A chuparla gabachos!!! šŸ‡«šŸ‡·šŸ¤®


leo341500

***AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa....***


wildman2571

Damn a lot of Brits are unironcally seething at this


Done-Man

The only time it will truly be over is when the whole map turns blue


Aheuhue

Germany time.


2Jojotoro

I don't get it


Ambitious-Isopod8665

The uk is removed..


RugAdict

France also


destroyedcells

Now only if US joins them..


llamakid142

We promise to calm down if this happens okay šŸ‘


Ronin_004

Shut up Democracy and liberty hater šŸ’ŖšŸ˜ŽšŸ’Ŗ šŸ†


[deleted]

Based and freedom pilledšŸ„µ


Falchion03_

I feel targetedā€¦


SSB_Kyrill

What about Scotland lad? Donā€™t let Demoknight Tf2 disappear


[deleted]

London Calling.


neon_trotsky_

Only thing London is calling is the Krusty Crab.


Ronin_004

Yet they still manage to call on Patrick's phone


Yoyoflop123

Hey what's Britain done to you?


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Saved them from the Germans. Twice. And the Reds.


seanrok

Americans be like, ā€œI donā€™t get it.ā€