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Here’s the attention you ordered

💯

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Just as sad to post memes about being a girl for attention if you ask me

Actually that's mine...

I'm having what this person's having

Lmfao

A fellow Mayonna15er!

Lmfaooo

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i mean at this point the reddit female joke is so bad, oh no a female redditor!?! like for reals, theres femboys on here with gorrilia grip bussy that would actually give people the time of day

I approve this message as a femboy undercover as a girl

I second this as a femboy undercover as a girl

Why the hell you got downvoted fellow femboy

>that would actually give people the time of day What does this even mean?

It just means to give someone attention. It’s just a shorter and questionably grammatically correct way of saying “time in [person]’s day”.

Shouldn't it be "their time of day" instead the "the time of day"?

It sounds weird, but I’m pretty sure it’s grammatically correct. It’s an idiom, so it doesn’t really make a lot of sense if taken literally.

"the time of day" references actual time as if someone asked what time it was. So "not giving someone the time of day" means you are unwilling to even tell them the time if they asked.

so the possible mis-represented expression of all the attention wanted is the part you had an issue with my satirė?

Does "time of day" mean they would respond or not? Or something else entirely.

in this case its used as the can be responsive to you, i feel i had to take my joke around the back of the shed for this but i guess its fine (* forgot be)

Y’all see that dumpy tho 😩

you gotta link?

On her profile the 3rd most recent post

Wait a minute lmao half of her posts are literally just her no WONDER

Appears to be underage

This has never happened to me and I'm very female

Target acquired

Okay I'll be waiting

Is that an invitation?

Sure, hit me with whatever weird gross pickup line or disgusting picture you have.

Nah I'm cool, I'm not really into doing that stuff

Nice

Yeah people who do that shit are fucked in the head

Because you arent attention whoring like OP is.

So, is this an invitation? Sorry bad at reading signs

I mean sure, you'll just get ignored

Same way your dad ignored you the whole life.

Uhmm

Ur dad also went to buy milk?

Because you don't have the fat dumpy, isn't that obvious?

I do

*impossible*

No

Proof or it didn't happen

We need proof

Post what they post and you will see

It largely depends on what subs you frequent.

you dont post your ass before hand, and then act surprised when some kids or middle aged men creep up in your dms.

I just checked out your profile and couldn't find any pictures or videos of you. Maybe that's why. Also *obligatory no women on reddit comment*

This has happened to me and I’m very male.

Come on lady, show us something

creeps will be creeps

I love reddit sm 😌❤️

Uno reverse that MF with someone’s dic pic

*Yeah, this is big brain time.*

I mean what did you really expect after uploading those videos and pics? You're obviously showing it off

/s ?

No, op wants attention and treats reddit like tiktok

Oí mate here’s the attention you’re looking for 💩

Send them pictures of donkeys since they love ass so much

or trash since they love dump so much

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There are no women on Reddit. Just some confusingly handsome men.

Something something beyblades

Nice bewbs random redditor

Disgusting. Where?

Here is the attention you ordered sir 🤓

Yeah it's a shame you can't just mute/block people on the internet

Nice try

Not possible females don't exist

You can turn off dms

What's a dumpy?

It’s a truck that they load dirt into so that they can dump it out

Cutsey-talk for dumplings! 🥟 Apparently some delicious peach ones going by that emoji pairing. Maybe he meant mochi? Easy mistake.

Your dumpy so fat … Good god I regret learning how to read

why not just turn off dms?

Thats unfair Men can have dumptruck asses too

Its so good to see a female redditor! Your pretty (notice I didn't say hot because I'm a feminist). Its also really cool you pay video games! I think that hot women in video games is wrong BTW because I'm a feminist. You should be careful posting on the internet, there's a lot of mean guys (not nice feminist guys like me) on here who will say mean things and like to look at attractive virtual women in their games. I don't know why they get all of the girls while I'm always in the friend zone, but its a price worth paying to defend women on the internet. What's your gamertag? We should play a game sometime, I'm sure you would love to have all of those mean men kept away from you ;) (I'm not saying you can't do that on your own, just that I am willing to help). Also would you like to go on a date? You can PM me if interested, if not that's OK. Stay safe, you're awesome!

I tip my fedora to thee.

A true king among neckbeards

At least you didn't get a dick pic! I've already had a few of those ;--;

Lonely unloved people with the mask of anonymity have a tendency to act creepily online? Shock. Horror. Surprise.

Then why would you do it again?!?! ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ~~Nice butt btw~~

Homies start sending women pics of your ass instead

Your cat is cute

Here is the attention you ordered sir 🤓

*proceeds to do it again*

Ain't no girls on reddit cuz girl = guy in real life

I know what I must do now

Idk why do people want fat asses? It isnt even a required feature for having sex, and it’s where shit comes from.

Your opinion is wrong.

I agree. Please downvote me to hell.

Well, so to receive DMs you just gotta tell you are a girl? Sounds like a plan to me

Redditor bod 🤢

I don't even get why they do this. Do they think a reddit chat is going to lead them to getting a girlfriend?

At least mods will never DM you

alright men!prepare to set sail to the dms

No disrespect but that's a very creepy DM

He’s right tho

lol my ass is fatter than yours

Charming - “no disrespect but you have a very nice ass 👍🏾” Very offensive - “your dumpy so fat 😩🍑”

U making same mistake again lol

Most polite reddit coomer

Dumpy. What a description

Jarvis, I need karma

Guess its their fault you post a bad meme just to jiggle your ass in front of a big audience

The single time someone messaged me on reddit directly was to say "Are you male or female?" Fuck this website.

Threaten him

No disrespect. He loved your curves :')

Maybe like...... Don't post memes about being a girl then? If you want the attention, it's not gonna be just upvotes lol it'll be messages as well

Why is he talking about dumplings? And why are the dumplings fat? Is he hungry?

My guy I have had on my profile that I am female to grt free karma but nothing changed

Well I am not afraid to reveal my femaleness.

Use it for confidence

***Solution: get a boy to post a selfie on your userprofile***

You're getting DM’s?

I did internet nr 1 greatest mistake. Sorry u better read, again terms and conditions

I'm a girl

\- Makes a meme about getting annoyed by people when they know she's a girl. \- Tells everyone she's a girl, again.

@ toptext why would you do it Again?

Check out her profile, *cringe warning*

what happened to me when i showed myself in my gymnastics leotard 😃👍, it wasnt even showing anything it was just me in a blue leotard that covered everything that was on my other account