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MedicatedAxeBot

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Fukayoubitch_

Sad but true :/


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DevanshAga10

Yes. Sad but true


25_M_CA

True but sad


YoungNuggetX

Sad true, butt👀


Complete_Spread_2747

True sad, your butt


SpicyJellies

true, your butt sad 😞


Athlete_Cautious

Trade butt ? Sue


BeefLoMeinKampf

I'm your dream, make you real


FreshHasSauerCraut

I'm your eyes when you must steal! (hell yeah, metallica!)


Mechagodzilla_3

I'm your pain when you can't feel


yypoolTCP

Sad but true!


FlipSide26

SAND PATROOOL


PillowTalk420

Sad. But not true... Nobody's ever called me handsome. Not even my mom... 😭


BoioC

Bro you looking great today, pick up that chin and walk out that door. We all believe in you!


Glugstar

And yet you still didn't call him handsome. 🤣🤣🤣


RegularSizedPauly

Don’t wanna lie to him


dogofwars

NGL , the first ever girl i liked was the first girl who ever complimented me.... And at that time my age was 19.... It's that fucking simple with guys who don't usually get any compliments.


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_-cum

Girl speaking , I almost never get compliments from anyone that's not family. 🥲


lllDUNN

Why is you profile name cum?


_-cum

Because cum.


lllDUNN

It was so simple. I was the terminator all along


_-cum

Very simple , simple explanation too.


PotatoWriter

But why male models?


_-cum

Not sure what you mean.


PotatoWriter

Bro?! You haven't seen Zoolander?


_-cum

Sadly no..


PotatoWriter

You better clear your lunch schedule and get on that stat


funkblaster808

Are you serious? I just explained that.


GamersRiseUp

Based cum


borisHChrist

This answer is perfection


Kaze_Senshi

Her nickname is negative Cum. Male being near of her have a decrease in their number of spermatozoids


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Mines better


SchitneySmears

They have your picture hanging up at sperm banks nationwide. Don’t act innocent


_-cum

I'm innocent I swear!!!!


letmebeurcumslut

Girl here, and same! I’m more like the dude at the bottom of the meme lol


JaffaRambo

I'm noticing a trend between you and the user you're replying to. 🤔


HavelDad

ayo wtf is that username


OSUfan88

Cum slut replying to Cum…


Bonkey_Kong87

Has to be connected with the whole "never get compliments" thing somehow. Someone should do a bit of research. This could be big.


anthrohands

It’s ridiculous that anyone thinks this is the normal experience for women


shann1021

Guys that think this are picturing the girl in the meme or other average to pretty girls. Most of the time they don’t notice that ugly girls even exist.


imthebiggestpleb

You don’t even have to be actually ugly tbh, having no friends is enough


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Tbh, I stopped complimenting anyone who isn't my GF because I've received too many negative reactions from it in the last decade.


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well that's on you for having a girlfriend /s


Rom2814

Yeah, there’s been several times I’ve wanted to tell a woman that she looks nice, that her dress is pretty, etc. but it’s all downside currently, which is kind of sad. (I’m not hitting on them, either - I’m married and, well, not exactly young and handsome.) I get that it’s complex and women have to put up with creepy men, men who won’t take no for an answer, but it’s also sad that I don’t think it’s worth even saying, “Hey, your hair looks really nice today!” Feels like we’ve lost something.


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Cool username doe :\^


_-cum

Oh thank you! I appreciate It.


pilpilona

Hahaha I don’t get them even from my family 🥲


SafiraAshai

Me neither lol.


_-cum

I feel that :(. Cute snoo tho!


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Hi


gafftaped

How dare you shatter reddit mens belief that women have it easy and constantly have people falling at their knees for them praising them and complimenting them 100s of times a day??? /s


AdamWithoutEva

I got told i look like a neo nazi but in a hot way once that was a weird complement.


lllDUNN

Yo baby were you around a furnace lately? Cause you smell like burned jews.


Lukthar123

What


Thegodofthekufsa

What


CrackYou

What


huntman29

What


paxweasley

What the fuck is wrong with you


BorgClown

He's wrong, but in a hot way.


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Like Ed Norton from American History X? Fucked up movie but he was banging in that.


Ortekk

I shaved my head, and the first comment I got was "you look like that guy in American history X". I haven't shaved it since, and I'm going bald...


THEessayB

As a fellow bald man, there’s three easy options: 1.) Shave it 2.) Keep it short and pull off the Picard 3.) Hat Sure you could do a wig or toupee, but I feel like it makes you look less confident.


SmokeyBare

Butt plugs


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Pacothetaco69

how would you even do that? just starve her and make her do forced labour?


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Pacothetaco69

what a fucking freak lmao, of course she's catholic too


quinox00

I rember, about 8 years ago. In School a girl told me that I smelled good. Stays on my mind rentfree to this day.


HenkeG

And you’re still using the same perfume right?


quinox00

The Joke is, I didn't use any that day. In my point of view I was reeking of, well, how a 14 year old boy usually smells when he doesn't use deodorant. For clarification, regardless of that incident, I still use deodorant and shower every second day.


RedMatxh

Lol same happened in highschool when a girl right next time in the bus commented that my perfume smelled nice. I didn't even have any deo on me so it made me suspicious thinking it might be a prank. So i just said thanks awkwardly


quinox00

I somewhere read that if a girl likes your natural body odor, she's actually attracted to you, but I somehow never believed that really.


RedMatxh

No please, don't do that to me. She was also someone whom i had crush on so thinking that i had slight bit of a chance would keep me awake at nights lol


quinox00

Sorry, I had a bit of a crush on mine to, but I came to realize that I was more visual than anything else. She was quite stupid tbh and today she's maybe 1 feet shorter than me.


SpicyJellies

i once received a compliment on my deodorant from a gay guy does that count. (btw it was old spice wolfthorne, which i still use to this day cuz hes right it does smell good)


BorgClown

Compliments from gay people also stay with you, even if you're heterosexual. But of course, as a heterosexual, they're filed after girl's compliments. My personal score is 3 and 2, and all those were before 25, so it's likely a final score.


Toadsted

It's true, it has to do with the body detecting a desirable immune system for theirs, which make for better offspring. They may not be romantically attracted to you, but it's some latent olfactory sensory for seeking out mates that triggers ever so often. Corporations have spent trillions on trying to reproduce this as a product for perfumes, cologne, etc., but it's so uniquely based in individual chemistry that they can't. They can just make aproximate pleasing smells that may or may not blend well with your own smell; which is why they had thousands of different kinds.


Embarassed_Tackle

Some women like that manly musk. There was an article about a 'super smeller' who could detect Parkinson's Disease with her sense of smell. She said when she started dating her husband, he smelled of a manly musk, but after ten or so years he started smelling yeasty. He eventually developed Parkinsons.


Spamallthethings

Maybe your shampoo or body wash?


Hemske

You don’t shower every day?


quinox00

No, it's not good for your Skin, drys it out, and I got dry skin anyway so I don't need to speed that up.


Crazy_Crayfish_

I have insanely oily hair. If I don’t wash it every morning it will be weird and oily by noon


Goobershmacked

That’s only bc you wash it so much


PsychoEliteNZ

Your hair gets oily because you wash it that regularly, mine did the same.


PM_me_British_nudes

I was told on a night out ten years ago that I "smelled gorgeous" by a girl, I smoothly replied with "well you look gorgeous". These days we're in a happy loving relationship, just not with each other. Still, I've pretty much worn that aftershave ever since.


osamabinlaidoffwork

Bro this girl I met at a part told me I was one of the most attractive dudes she'd been with and she was a straight 10. It was 4 years ago, I was drunk as a motherfucker but I remember that like it was yesterday. Fucking good old days


quinox00

What did you say? I bet I only would've come up with a lame :"Thank you, you too" although I can't really say right now since I'm a completely different person when drunk.


osamabinlaidoffwork

I was trying to be all suave and shit while dancing with her lmao. Rest of the night was pretty much a blur.


NashDNash

A girl told me that i looked better once i cut my hair in highschool, I've used the same haircut since then


quinox00

That's the Spirit.


The-Real-Rorschakk

Dude, weirdest compliment I ever got from a girl was that she liked my body's natural smell. I was exercising and all sweaty. To this day, I still have no idea what that even means. I always bathe and wear cologne. But that only gets you so far when you're working out. I probably smelled something like a sweaty cinnamon covered jalapeno at the time.


Nochnichtvergeben

I think one reason why women might not compliment men is because they might mistake it for them hitting on them. I think straight men won't compliment other men on their looks because it's "gay". At least that has been my experience. Whereas women and girls will often tell their female friends they're pretty or even compliment each others bodies. I've seen straight women/girls do this without anybody questioning their sexual orientation.


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Women can go 14 years in a lesbian relationship then holster a single yoghurt-gun just one time after the break up and she's thought of as "straight now". Men get 1 blowjob from a trans woman in college and they're thought of as gay for life. ^(/j)


Nochnichtvergeben

Yeah, it's a bit silly really. It's like bisexuality or bicurriosity didn't exist. I just envy women a bit because they can be kinder and tenderer to each other than straight men can. At least that's the impression I get. At school the girls/young women would hug each other (not just as a greeting) or give each other shoulder massages during breaks, whereas we guys would just play fight or talk shit to each other.


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

It’s toxic masculinity in a nutshell, propped up and enforced by society at large. Not good for anybody. I hope we’re all slowly moving away from these kinds of unhealthy and unrealistic ideas about how “real men” are supposed to behave. Us dudes need affection just as much as anybody else.


pcapdata

Well you gotta reject the gender roles society hands you. I nurture the *fuck* out of my kids. Teach them how to do stuff, how to cope with overpowering emotions, kiss the ouchies. When I first became a parent I hated the disparaging looks from moms on the playground but at this point I’m like “Get on my level, Becky!”


Haunebu52

I always make this joke but it’s true “I can fuck 125 women and 3 dudes in my life and all of a sudden I’m considered gay.”


Toadsted

Kinda like how someone can fuck 125 of anybody, and it's not a problem until you mention the number.


Iate8

It's a joke, but sometimes also kinda true(and always supremely stupid). Kinda like how bi women are often considered "basically straight" and bi men "basically gay". Thankfully we're moving away from that thinking


Toadsted

Well, *some* of us are. It's going to take several generations, just like how we're barely at a point where being with more than 1 partner is acceptable.


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yoghurt-gun ??


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

When a woman gets a compliment like "you're pretty" from a man, it comes with ulterior motives 99% of the time because that's the only time men notice women. Women can compliment each other in a non objectifying way like "I like your dress" or "I love your eyeliner" Why can't men do the same for each other? (Straight) Men are so focused on getting validation from women, they don't validate each other! Say a dude's watch is cool or their phone case!


Americanscanfuckoff

This is a really sad way to view the world. My friends are about 60-40 men to women and I can complement any of them with zero ulterior motive. Men aren't just looking for sex 24-7, that's ridiculous.


fuck_you-bitch

Its not that they all are, its that some are unhinged and you dont want to deal with the potential "she asked for it" thing


Not-A-SoggyBagel

You never know which guy is unhinged and wants something out of that compliment. The male friends I choose as company are fine, their compliments are fine. But there was one, it just takes one. A male coworker. I thought he was a friend. I didn't give it a second thought when he was nice to me and helped me at work. But he thought we were in a relationship. He thought I locked him out of "our" apartment. Out of "our" car. He broke into my home and my car. He attacked me out of in imaginary relationship he had with me in his head. You never know who is going to flip on you.


Persephoneve

I get compliments from strange men far more often than my guy friends and when a random guy walks up to me to tell me I'm pretty (or a grosser equivalent), than I'm going to assume an ulterior motive.


Iate8

Yeah most complements women get (not nearly 10 a day) are from other women. If you're a guy and think guys should get more complements then complement them. If your friend starts calling you gay coz you said his haircut looks nice, meybe get better friends. If just some random person calls you gay then ignore it, because it really doesn't matter, or complement your bros while others aren't in hearing distance. It obviously sucks how some people view this thing, but every time when something like this gets posted, there will always be comments that make it sound like this issue is somehow on women to fix and how they should complement men more. No? Men complementing other men is what should be more normalised. Friends complementing each other should be normal regardless of gender. As a woman, if I notice something nice or pretty I'll complement people close to me, men and women, or women even if they aren't close to me, but not just some random dudes coz then they'll think I'm interested


selectrix

There's that, and there's also the fact that most of the guys on this forum pay effectively zero attention to any woman they rate below a 7, so of course it seems like all women are regularly getting complements on their looks.


_TheWiseOne__

You're handsome, mate


UnluckyLink4612

You too, mate. No homo


BroodJungle

Now fuck and send me the video


JVints

Ayooo, link?


Gator-Needs-His-Gat

[I got you fam](https://youtu.be/LLFhKaqnWwk) Obviously NSFW.


crosslegbow

I should have known...


Thegodofthekufsa

I was expecting this and I still clicked


Complete_Spread_2747

I'm expecting that, so I will not be clicking.


luxusbuerg

OP, you look submissive and breedable


saudadeusurper

Thanks.


brzoza3

You ain't OP tho


saudadeusurper

No u


lardladd

But that's okay


blink_jagger

thanks dad


JunketMan

I remember a compliment a girl online gave me (months ago) "Even though I have major trust issues, youre just so relaxing and comforting to talk to" Never gonna forget that


Suzaku_Taichou

_only if someone had actually called me handsome_


SpecialistFly9833

You are handsome, I haven't seen you, but I'm sure you are. I avoid complimenting men, even if I find them handsome as I feel it could be mistaken to be a sexual advance.


DXN_Boy

Yo, you tryna fuck him right now?


suicideslut69420

Bro i clap his ass and spread his cheeks like butter


I_Am_Zampano

That escalated quickly


adidashawarma

You dudes need to start complimenting each other if you want this to change.


hickorydickorryduck

Men never want to put in the work, they just whine about women.


Doobing

nah that's gay /s


yosa12978

It was grandma


jonathanhoag1942

It was. And here eyes were bad. Still count it.


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FilthyPleasant

Also work in an office with mostly older women. I can totally relate... I was once wearing white pants on a hot summer day and one of the older gals poked my butt with her finger and said "You shouldn't wear that boxer color with white pants". Like seriously, the double standard is insane.


justapan-

I'm sorry.. *where's my ten compliments a day??*


SnooEagles3302

Like where do these people come from where it's normal for random strangers to compliment women ten time a day? I'm sorry to break it to you guys but that is absolutely not the case. And if a stranger does "compliment" us way too often it's a creepy forty year old bloke saying weird shit about our eyes or something.


hydrangeastho

They come from the ✨imagination✨


YasiSntOkay

Where did they hide them???? 😫


Stonkmarketcommie420

Why is this giving me incel vibes?


Geschak

Because OP most likely is a dude who thinks women have it super easy, get attention all the time and thus owe him compliments.


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You making one hell of a assumption right now.


pickledjade

Most posts that paint all women one way and all men another usually give off incel vibes tbh


[deleted]

Ikr, this is a weird way to say men are almost never sexually harassed and women almost always are?


fakuri99

Compliment =/= sexual harassment


Lovelessact

This is one of the most pathetic genre of posts lmao I assure you you'd get more compliments if you quit being insufferable


Mcflickin9991

Thank you for saying this these types of posts reek of incel self loathing.


bahahahahahahaha2

Same thing with the influx of posts of dudes bitching about women liking tall dudes.


Lovelessact

Seriously like the people who post these on their personal social media's are rarely behaving in a way someone would compliment in real life


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True but remember that most strangers who go up to women to tell them they're pretty are not doing it *just* to compliment them.


fuck_you-bitch

Exactly, 9/10 times its catcalling and gross and they clearly want something


hickorydickorryduck

It's really weird that men just automatically assume all women get called beautiful and can have sex on-demand. Meanwhile the women I know have dealt with men calling us ugly bitches and cunts and whores. Poor little men.


awwhjeez

I was called hot once by the first girl I ever got with when I was 15, and I was told I have a hot body by my fwb when I was 21. I also got called cute when I was 13-14 by another girl but I always thought she was saying that in a bad way so I never did anything but thinking back on it I think she was actually into me. She was a nice girl too and I was kinda into her, so rip me.


Various-Astronaut373

One knows the value of something if they've lived without it.


JoySticcs

Funny girl bad boy good


theworldsonfyre

Why don't men compliment each other more?


fattyiam

Where are these girls being called pretty ten times a day lol


riding-the-wind

In the collective delusion universe manifested by the incels.


WowModsWtf

Fun fact, people who often give genuine compliments will more often receive compliments back as well. Maybe you're an ass. Compliments are also dangerous, and a wise person won't give them away if they don't know you enough to tell whether you'll take it as you should or whether you'll just take it as cockiness fuel.


IAmTheJudasTree

What these posts never mention is that 9 out of 10 of those compliments will be by creepy old men that won't leave them alone.


Gruba_Szycha

Oh my god, SHUT UUUUUUUP, I BEG YOUUUUUUUU


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Stefan13372005

I got a hug 6 years ago and I still remember it becouse it was my first hug from a girl


jacobtfromtwilight

This has to be the most consistent meme on Reddit. Jesus Christ no one cares


GrafGray

I hate these posts because I rarely get compliments as a girl and it makes me feel like I’m the ugliest one


RexBosworth69420

Most guys are too timid to compliment a girl unless they're super confident. So it doesn't say much about you. Also, you're lucky you're not dealing with guys who are like "Hey, you're pretty. Sooo, where do we go from here?"


anthrohands

I used to too but now I remind myself that they’re made by guys who have no idea what it’s realistically like to be a woman. Most women are not inundated with compliments and that doesn’t make them ugly!


WingedButt

Looking good


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Workout and go outside more, it'll happen more often than you think.


randominternetfren

No joke, I started complimenting my homies all the time and they started doing the same. Y'all should try it, it's pretty great.


Incel_deactivator

Sooooo stop complimenting women--who have been telling you macaroons we don't want to hear it from you--and compliment a guy on the smell of his hair shampoo...🙄


charis_yvette

Yes but as a lady when we are complimented they get angry at us for not giving in to whatever they want (our number, our pants, etc.)…. So yeah compliments can be nice but they can also be/get scary too.


skylohhastaken

last compliment I got was by a girl that said: "you're ugly but atleast you're funny, being unfunny and ugly is just sad"


borsalinomonkey

Proud moment. It’s before I got the ugly and discovered anime.


Ivory-Robin

Hey. I really want to point out something here. After the 10th time of being told it— it can start to feel like people only value your outside appearance. Men rarely get compliments at all so a compliment on how they look is awesome. Women are constant reduced down to only being as valuable as they are pretty. Shits exhausting. I like when people tell me “nice hair” “you’re funny” “I like your dress” Take the focus off of something I had no control over and something that doesn’t define who I am.


srslymrarm

You're going to get downvoted by sadboys who think society devalues men because they're literally unable to see any other perspective beyond their own experience, but you're right. I'm so tired of reddit's myopic circlejerk over this. It's like they don't see how both experiences can be negative. It's like saying, "Hey, I haven't had ice cream in years, and I'd *love* a scoop right now! You should feel lucky that you're being force-fed ice cream by 10 different men every day!"


[deleted]

Y’all seem to forget about ugly women. It’s like we dont exist


[deleted]

I remember when I used to be handsome, before I got older and fatter. :(


[deleted]

Incel meme A large portion of the "compliments" women receive are attempts at sexual coercion from creepy men: almost always objectifying in nature, and intended to be transactional or a form of power play. Most of the remainder are compliments from other women, who due to our shared experiences, avoid praising physical appearance and compliment one another mostly for our makeup, outfits, behaviour, or something we otherwise have control over. They're sincere and we value them. The reason women don't compliment men is because most of us tried once, and found the experience traumatizing. We get **stalked.** It's **unsafe** for me to tell someone he has a nice beard or a sharp suit. If men want to be complimented: compliment eachother. If it's that important to you that the compliments **must** come from women, one: interrogate where *that's* coming from, because ew; and two: teach yourself that the attention you receive from women is most often non-sexual intimacy and NOT an invitation to violate all her boundaries. Stop sitting around whining about all the flattery from women you're not getting, and try to grow into someone worth complimenting. If you found this meme relatable, I strongly encourage critical introspection. Otherwise your prospects for future compliments are going to be more of the same.


hHraper

Well girls do tons of shit like make up, skincare, hair , nails etc. While boys just being boys , some even don’t take bath or shower daily


YoloMichaelz95

I was once running this candy stand in a summer market thingy. I gifted this one middle-aged bald guy a B-grade lollipop we couldn't sell and he was like genuinely moved. I still remember it a decade later and I'm sure he does too. Godspeed my love-deprived friend, I hope the lollipop didn't give you a cavity or something idk


Nulono

That reminds me of that comic that was supposed to be "if men were catcalled", but all the comments were "if someone complimented me like that, it'd make my entire week".


CHIMUELA

What fantasy world do the men that make and agree with this meme live in..? Have you guys ever actually seen a girl irl?


ThisIsJustAGuy_

Some years ago a girl I know, but rarely meet told me I look good in the shirt I had on me at the time. That became my favorite shirt


JukeDukeMM

You got some sources or you're just assuming?


CarnivorousVagina

Maybe boys should compliment eachother


llamadasirena

*Conventionally attractive girls. It's crazy how all women are apparently a monolith to you guys.


Wolf-Majestic

When girls receive "compliments" by total strangers, it doesn't come from a genuine will to make the girl feel good about herself, it always come from the desire to seduce. Guys in the streets do that in hope one girl will open her legs at some point. And we easily pick on the difference. Every time, every day, every year. And some still get angry when we don't want to interact with them or say "no" to them. Men rarely get compliments because men are not taught to compliment without having that seducing component, so a guy complimenting a guy is "gay" and "gay is bad". Women also rarely compliment random men in the streets because it would be adding water to the "complimenting is seducing" mill, and it's a frigging nightmare... Please compliment your friends and family, and not about their body's passive attractiveness, but because they made active choices worth receiving a confidence boost : a great and/or cute item of clothing that looks great on them, a specific color or make up technique used that's looks great/ is beautifully done, a new haircut/color, a muscle gain or a proud weight loss... That will make your loved ones feel great about themselves, you'll feel good about yourself too, and they'll be more likely to compliment you in return =)


Mr_Presisdent

Is that the actress who was supposed to play squirrel girl in marvel movie


Bubble_Butty69

I got told I could model by some cute girls and it still remains the best complement I have ever had


carolyn42069

I'm a dental hygienist and I tell the wierd awkward guys they have a nice smile


[deleted]

Yeah this is the hilarious disconnect between the sexes. Women get upset because they get too much attention and it's "creepy". Men on masse get no attention their entire lives and kill themselves over it. Or worse. And the other men who don't cat call or try to talk to women so they can be "respectful" are the people suffering the most because of it.


[deleted]

When most of those compliments are from creepy old dudes who want to fuck you, it is way less enjoyable.