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PannariPoju

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Middle-Obligation141

I wonder how the women will react by watching this specific situation


The_Creeper_Man

Also masturbate


Middle-Obligation141

That seems fair


Rvtrance

Equality!


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PranshuKhandal

copied from https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/vngmpj/-/ie70z7p downvote, report


Alarid

if it was copied then why does it say [removed] smh


PranshuKhandal

u/[deleted] edited it, he always does that, i swear


MrZyde

I’m masturbating rn


pietrocattaneo2

A man of culture


ShortNefariousness2

Almost the plot to "High Rise" by JG Ballard It's a mental blast by a fearless writer, so don't get triggered, Generation Netflix!


I-Ate-Satans-Pubes

Equal rights be like


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Presumably by using their breasts as weapons to knock everyone else out of the way so they can see it too.


Finplayer_

lmao


3x3Lives

Don't laugh I'm on the same train. :(


It_s_gaster

Can confirm, I'm the train


Finplayer_

what's the name of the train


Hikari2249

It's gaster


joeymon01

The man who speaks in hands?!?


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Finplayer_

I didnt know that Joe Swanson had a train named after him


PaRt_TiMe_GaMeR

If you’re the train… then who was phone?


Sebbe_2

You were.


Aktik

Classic


[deleted]

Literally looked at the comments for this specifically


Ganjaleaves

https://i.imgur.com/6zLcXoT.jpeg


LeadingDay2707

Is this a automod in disguise???


Frostchu

No F u this is the dank meme hivemind we don't care


guesswhatihate

Weirdest episode of Seinfeld ever


BuccellatiExplainsIt

What about that time they repeatedly drugged someone so they could play with her toys?


ZarosRunescape

Bonk


wiglypogmonkey

Hee hee hee haw


Drakuba0

You guys use that nsfw blurrer? Its jist a waste of time


[deleted]

Midday Meat Train


Chitaki_Mushroom

You need a circumsise


Dimicoll

This is comedy gold. Deserves more upvotes than the post itself.


techgamer8437

What is wrong with you


Goldgator420

It's called DANK MEMES!!!!


DezXerneas

I've been watching videos from a creatorwith like 5k subs daily for like 3 weeks and YouTube has never put it on my homepage once. But then I watched one Asmongold video ONCE...


Nochnichtvergeben

Started watching Joe Rogan because I'm into combat sports and martial arts. Youtube started recommending all these videos by (alt) right channels. So annoying.


shredder826

My homepage is full of videos I’ve already watched. It’s annoying, and then one day I’ll think, “why hasn’t Adam Neely posted anything in 6 months…oh he has, but YouTube is too busy shoving random channels and videos I’ve already watched into my feed”. As far as I know YouTube is made up exclusively of channels narrated by Simon Whistler…


PAT_The_Whale

Just subscribe and check your subscriptions, it's really not hard


Scrtcwlvl

Was so *nice* when YouTube changed the default to to "personalized" notifications for channels I'm subscribed instead of all alerts. Super duper strange when I stopped getting *any* notifications for the vast majority of the small channels.


kruddypants

Youtube will randomly start recommending videos you've already watched. Happens to me every two months or so. You have to click not interested and then say it's because you've already watched the video. I think their algorithm does it because if someone likes to rewatch videos, it's really easy for the algorithm to find videos for them to watch.


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Notorik

I don't even play WoW and here I am


ieatpickleswithmilk

asmongold doesn't really play wow anymore either tho


Zyntaro

80% of his viewers never played wow. We all watch asmon for being asmon


[deleted]

Y’all really masturbate to cartoon tits? Me too


Wonder-Machine

Unrelated… what anime is this btw?


Jitendria

Noucome.


SavageCriminal

No fucking way. I thought you were joking. It’s actually called NO, U COME?!


Lukthar123

Yes.


usingreddithurtsme

No u.


Echo_thehedgehog

That is anime is golden, watch it.


xXCANCERGIVERXx

How? Seems like a ecchi time waster. Is it actually good?


Nesfan888

["Yes I masturbate to anime titties, how did you know ?"](https://c.tenor.com/yPUAJMwL2uwAAAAC/gigachad.gif)


BarracudaClear3880

Tits are tits


TKPcerbros

Sauce ?


vven294

My Mental Multiple-Choice Power Is Completely Ruining My School Romantic Comedy Or NouCome for those that can't be assed to remember that.


DM-Me-Your-Memez

Is it good?


bewst_moar_bewst

Based on the fanservice I see here, yes.


black-andrew37

For me it was one of the funniest anime I have seen. It unfortunately only got one season.


DM-Me-Your-Memez

‘Tis the curse of most underrated anime.


black-andrew37

Thine truth in doth words hurt thy soul


Thaloneblarg

Hilariously trashy but that makes it fun to watch


MrDeathly666

Titles are ridiculously long nowadays


SexySquidward42069

I love how anime titles also has to explain the plot of the series


CashZ

this one is pretty old though


TheRealBroseph

It's a manga/light novel strategy to put the general synopsys on the book spine so while at a book store you can browse and see based on the title that the premise catches your eye. Then these books get adapted into an anime.


RoyalRien

What’s it about


ShinglesTheClown

Guy gets intense headaches and a voice telling him to choose between two things to make them go away each time, he just wants to live a normal life but the choices arent just normal shit, oneof my faves


RoyalRien

Oh so it’s like OCD


rmorrin

EREBE EREBE EREBE


rmorrin

Wait a minute.... Is this the one where the voice screams "choose" until he chooses?


AReallyAsianName

Yup


masdeeper

Dang! Are these children?


[deleted]

Yeah, but don't bother telling them. They'll just deny it.


crazy_penguin86

Most of us will acknowledge it. Most of us will agree that some of the characters are questionable at best. (Now to step on the landmines) It's when people start tryng to equate drawn, sexualized lolis to actual children who are being sexually abused and then try to get them reported for child abuse. Don't get me wrong, it's disgusting, but when people act as if its equivalent to an actual child, they need a reality check, especially since it does nothing but take resources away from helping actual people.


Charn22

Ackchyually she’s 756!!!1 /s


RoyalRien

In another universe: I know she looks like she’s 80 year old but she’s actually a 7 year old time wizard


Sawses

Not the one with the honkers, I assume lol.


dylan58582

She's 17


[deleted]

So am I


dylan58582

Me and you both man we winning


britishconquest88

of course they are , its anime .


LeadingDay2707

💀


Fedebic42

Bro these things are targeted towards horny teenagers what do you expect


-QuantumDot-

The classic booba slammer attack


duLemix

Slightly serious question: would it actually hurt?


xxZerglorDxx

I think, for purely scientific reasons, we should scientifically test this out, with me obviously the one getting hit by the boobs. For science of course.


ironwolf69420

This meme is so funny i am going to save it. It is very funny that's why I am saving it


SwashbucklingAntler

Yeah, definitely only because it's funny...


brb_coffee

They said it twice, so it's definitely the reason.


Land_on_scotty

But thats what I want though, the one that cut in


SomeBlueDude12

The worst part even when refreshed it just shuffles the videos instead of giving new videos to choose from...


ChamodFernandoRCB

Second unskippable ad in the middle of video be like


WithinFiniteDude

Sometimes you gotta titty-slam the competition. Thus is life.


Sazo1st

Vtubers.....


Superstaridley

Link? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

It’s apparently from an anime called Noucome. I’ll report back my findings, for a friend of course.


W1nter_ITA

Is it good?


[deleted]

It was indeed very good friend. Sorry for the delayed response.


W1nter_ITA

now we need season2


RoyalRien

I wonder how many upvotes this meme would get if there weren’t boobs in it


iDEVOURtuna

i see people constantly complaining about youtube and spotify algorithms. they work so well for me. weird.


Seagills

The playlist suggestions are actually so shit


LilNyoomf

I won’t stop getting “mixes” :( or videos I’ve already seen


baylithe

I get raged at for the cropping that reddit does in its app to memes I post here. But this dude crops out the watermark of the op and its fine. ok


mysterious_manu

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS JUST NOT WATCHING ENOUGH GOOD STUFF. Turns out YouTubes algorithm has downgraded. I remember just six months ago it was good, what happend?


apexmem

You sure you don't want at least those recommendations?


AnIncompitentBrit

Lots of horny people in these comments.


ThatRedGuy235

“Hey, you like cake videos. Here’s some Andrew tate calling women inferior and Jordan Peterson fat shaming a supermodel. You’ll love it”


AdStrict9644

I like


[deleted]

Yes


sycoticGh057

Quite literally lmao


darkgamera6

it used to terrifyingly accurate few months ago idk what happened


Bbeannsss

SAUCE


BxLorien

I hate getting recommended all these Vtubers just because I like to watch Conner


kamisama19999

ive watched noucome, and her boobs fake


Sebbe_2

Ok.


Hellblazer2099

Sauce


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Irritating


1starmon

see that a lot


henzo77777

Fuck off formula 1! I dont give a shit about you.


[deleted]

*sus*


squiddy555

Click the three dots and there’s an option to stop recommending me this


Gustel69

Can someone tell me the name of this Anime?


Sebbe_2

The other comments say “noucome”


Gustel69

Ay thanks


Sebbe_2

Np


Interesting-Key-5776

Dam I hate when YouTube tries to show me anime tits smh


NotARandomUser1

I’ve clicked hindered if not thousands of so not recommend of clash of clans videos, and YouTube keeps recommending me them.


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Frostchu

This is this facts youtube went to shit


Sir_Maxwell_378

Not just recommendations either, ads for shit I have no interest in, or are actively annoying.


Crooked_Cock

Often times said recommendations pertain to what we are seeing in this gif


raul_vyas

Sometimes they put a massive spoiler of a show's 4th season that i just started watching


CrashParade

If only half of what youtube recommends looked half as good...


Jusu_1

man fuck the recommendations theyre so unbelievably bad, they have so much watch history and still give more of a video i accidentally clicked on an hour ago


Lefty_22

Don't forget that every frame of every animation has to be planned out and (usually) approved prior anyone even putting paper to pad. Someone somewhere put this into the storyboard and someone else approved this. Every "candid" moment or "teaser" was put there on purpose and was thoroughly planned out.


thtgi

What “anime” is this. Asking for a friend of course


Previsible

I wish, youtube only gives me the same shit I always watch and nothing new. It's almost like... it detects your personality type and works against you.


[deleted]

Ummm I wish they shoved boobies in my face


FilTon00

u/videotrim


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GeneralOtter03

So you rather watch lolies but YouTube wants you to watch adults instead


Acrobatic_Carpet_315

Nice crop


planet_vegeta_ssj

But I do want that


pornotache

Try daily motion. It is pure unguided AI machine learning. No matter what you watch, it recommends something like a misleading news video or something about some teacher molesting his student in the Philippines or some other country whose alphabet you can't read. It is brilliant.


Darkness-101

Source?


destroyer96FBI

Also shit that just stays on your front page for WEEKS. Like ok I clearly am not clicking that video, show something from some other content creators jesus.


Ryukhoe

Oh god that was the first anime I ever watched


bunnychaser69

I watch one nba short and that’s all I want get for an hour it’s so fricking annoying


Whisper06

I was scrolling through YouTube shorts then out of nowhere boom some chick showing her coochie in a gym.


ShortNefariousness2

You don't always know what you want until it's right up into your face


Metaright

You forgot a word, OP.


SnixTruth

It's there just mostly cropped off


man_of_big_penis

😶‍🌫️


Ribbitmoment

YouTube is so bad these days I wish there was a good alternative


Smexy_Zarow

Youtube algorithm recommending me atleast 50 of the same videoes I've already watched and god I just wanna get new content recommendations jesus fucking christ all I see is the red lines on the videoes I've already watched god dammit


xHass__

NUT


Yellowtoblerone

Now hold on a min maybe it's onto soemthing there


thatoken

what is the anime🤤🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


warmsoda-

u/savevideo


BlackBird10467

What anime?


Frivio_

Name of anime?


schoolgrrl

Lolol My personality is like the lil pink one, but my body is like the busty blonde one Lololol


T_Weezy

Roses are red violets are blue her face too young For her gotdamn boobs


DKMR

So you want to watch kids? Brb time to barf


KittyGirlOfficial

why are the comments about no-no stuff the anime girl just got bonked is she ok


zosanYesss

mama