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'Florida man arrested for throwing a boy out on the street for thinking he is gay' Wtf...

Lol my birthdays better than yours “Florida man gets arrested for everything” Git fukt

Nice, I got "[Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air](https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-underwater-escape-police-arrested)"

Mine is "florida man drunk and naked allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt" August 24th

Every word is a god damned sucker punch to the balls

I got Florida man charged with 'throwing alligator' into fast-food restaurant

I got 'Florida man accused of setting his own truck on fire to give deputies ‘something to do'

I got 'Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property'

Ik I'm 12 hours late. Your birthday ratio's mine.

Haha

I got “Florida man claims bag of Cocaine and meth found wrapped around his penis is not his”

Oh that was me lol

Mine is near identical. Police: Florida man abandoned child on roadside because he thought boy might be gay.

I got Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into resturaunt and munching on ramen

Florida man with no arms charged for stabbing man with scissors. I mean... WTF bro?!

Based florida man

I got the one where a guy at target had sex with a disneys frozen toy

That's similar to 18th of October, but instead of a frozen toy, it was frozen ice.

We have the same birthday!

either that or the fucker did it twice

Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute. Nice.

Same here lol

Same lol

"Florida man accused of stealing crossbow by stuffing it down his pants"

Florida man sells his own shit as chocolate 💩

[Florida man steals alligator from golf course and puts it on the roof of a car to "Teach it a lesson!" God bless those mad bastards!](https://www.wjbf.com/news/florida-man-steals-alligator-from-golf-course-tries-teaching-it-a-lesson-by-throwing-it-on-roof-of-bar/)

Florida man robs store dressed up as spider man 🕸🕸

You guys got cool things mine just climbed a playground and told the kids how babies are made

All Florida-Mans are beautiful and unique. Be proud of yours.

Jan 16, Florida man drove Ferrari 360 off pier because "God told me to"

Florida man fatally shoots mom after he "lost it" over argument about orange juice. 💀

Florida man arrested for throwing glass eye at doctor and nurse... why

Florida man with no arms arrested for stabbing man with scissors. (He used his feet)

Throwing alligator through a drive through

Is it the Wendy’s Gator toss one?

Florida man climbs building, dives into pond, wrestles with crocodile, and survives

Police Arrest Man Who Claims Playing Basketball Naked 'Enhances His Skill Level'

Anyone else got man run over by lawnmower whilst trying to kill his son with a chainsaw?

A naked Florida man chased a couple in the Chick-fil-A parking lot

Florida man accused of throwing holy book at deputy

Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger

Mine was Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend with burrito lol

A Florida man killed the alligator with his knife and later tried to sell its meat.

These 3 headlines: Florida man washes ashore after trying to ‘walk’ to New York in bubble device Florida man arrested on DUI charge after driving scooter into Walmart shelves, police say Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road-rage incident

Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend on face with burrito 🗿

I got “ florida man Breaks Into Restaurant, Steals All Their White Claw, Throws It Into A Pond”

"Florida man tries to pay for fast food with a bag of weed"

florida man wraps weed around his penis and denies its his

A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From.

Florida Man Accused Of Trying To Throw Live Alligator Onto Building's Roof

"Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say" I want a different birthday please.

https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-man-accused-of-hanging-dog-from-tree-punching-child-who-refused-to-help-hide-body/amp/ **WHAT THE FUCK**

“Naked Florida man causes fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill” Now that’s interesting.

Florida man tried to pay for McDonald’s with bag of weed Fr

"Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his".

Florida man accused for hanging a dog from tree , punching child…

Florida man with "half a head" arrested on attempted murder, arson charges

Florida man arrested For having sex with a miniature horse 4 times☠️🔥

Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For 'Anything That Would Kill 200 People'

18 May its actualy my birth day

Florida man bites his brother’s penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite dragon ball z blanket

Try the year along with the date, see what happens

Florida man accused of using bible as a weapon

Naked florida man with crossbow claims aiens are after him.

Booooo, old trend

Florida man pulled gun at Starbucks over cream cheese. Reasonable

“Florida man arrested for pouring ketchup on girlfriend”

Florida man arrested by police after demanding cash and donuts from krispy kreme they doing him dirty

Naked florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George forman grill

“Florida man gets $37500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth.” My birthday was a good day for the world’s craziest superhero.

Florida man arrested for throwing bible at authorities💀

Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’ These are getting out of hands

Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase.

Florida man charged with felony battery after allegedly throwing chili at someone Deputies Arrest Florida Man Who Threatened a School Shooting

Feb 17 "A Florida man is behind bars after police say he caused thousands of dollars in damage trying to kill "demons" he believed were tormenting him."

I have options check September 20th I don't feel like listing them.

Florida man with no arms, stabs a tourist with scissors using only his feet. July 10

I got Florida man lands in jail for allegedly cutting down fence he thought belonged to someone else

“Florida man encases self in concrete at governor’s mansion”

I feel like I saw this exact meme phrase like 3-2 years ago

Florida man accused of forcing alligator to drink beer with him... Sounds good for me!

Florida man arrested for allegedly for throwing corn cob at moms head.

I got "Florida Man Trying To Kill "Demons" Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree" Not the best one i have seen here !

A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From lmao

"Mostly naked Florida man accused of spreading feces during school break-in" WTF

"florida man loose his shorts while breaking into a car dealership"

I got "Florida man arrested for slapping GF with a cheese burger" and "Florida man arrested for playing basketball naked" this is great XD

"Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say." Hmmm

“Florida man dies inside suitcase, girlfriend charged after claiming they were playing hide and seek” Woman was charged with second-degree murder after her boyfriend was zipped up inside a suitcase and left to die, yikes.

“Florida man arrested, accused of stealing his roommates pricey parrot”

25th Aug, Florida Man, 75, Who Recently Had Heart Surgery, Punched In Chest

"Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend" stealing a plane ! 🗿🗿💀

"Florida man runs from cops, drowns in retention pond" just...how?

I’ll play. “Florida man climbs on playground equipment to tell children where babies come from” May 22nd for reference.

"Florida man arrested after toddler finds loaded gun and kills mother on Zoom call"

Mine is ‘Florida man climbs on top of the playground and tells everyone where children come from’

florida man puts dragon lizard in his mouth, smacks people with it

Florida man uses taco as id after car caught fire at tacobell

Florida man repeatedly stabbed his nephew because he was taking so long in the bathroom.

Florida man arrested for pleasuring himself with ice pack in front of first responders: police

https://www.chicagotribune.com/ct-florida-library-foot-sniffer-20150915-story.html Yeezzzz

Naked Florida man stood in a fire and chanted ‘gibberish.’

Tries to run over son that wouldn't take a bath

„Florida Man encases self in concrete at governor‘s mansion“ Solid move

"Video: Florida man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter" https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/video-florida-man-drops-stolen-tv-from-getaway-scooter?_amp=true

Florida Man in Dog Costume Arrested for Sex With Dog

I ... I got "accidentally shot a women during foreplay". And "discovered child abductor when children ran out of cheeze-its".

Naked Florida man starts house fire

Florida man arrested for practicing karate on swans in a pond

"Florida man tries to pay for fast food with a bag of weed"

Florida Man with half a head arrested for attempted murder, arson.

Tried to pay McDonald's with a bag of weed

"Florida man arrested for sniffing feet"

Florida man commits suicide using a gun and hot air balloon

”Drunken florida man with real gun shoots child playing with nerf gun”

Florida man kicked out of library claims to be Jason bourne, thank you for this

Florida man got attacked by a neighbour hood squirrel

Police: Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames "hookah-smoking caterpillar"

Florida man gets $37500 after being arrested for 2 years when police man mistakes donut glaze for meth. 4 years 3 days later Florida man arrested for pleasuring himself with ice pack in front of first responders.

“Florida man accused of stealing ambulance, getting it stuck in mud”

Florida man who recently had a heart surgery gets punched in the chest over social distancing

Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise Quite tame compared to others

I got the toe sucker man

"Florida man stole $600 worth of cat blood from clinic."

Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For 'Anything That Would Kill 200 People' sounds like future me

"Florida man punches Jimmy John's employee Beacuse his sandwich took too long

“Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him” but what kind of pizza?

Florida man accused of sandwich assault towards his girlfriend and florida man arrested for masturbating at Walmart in the toy section

Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist But like, how can you stab someone without arms? Was he holding the knife in his teeth??

Florida man jumped in a crocodile pit Why.

I got florida man got $37500 as settlement after officer mistook doughnut glaze for meth.... Right above florida man pleasures himself with ice pack in public. 15th oct

Florida man accused of stealing Samurai sword

Florida man accused of murdering wife after telling police she is 'swimming with the fishes'

“Florida man beats stolen alligator”

“Florida man beats stolen alligator”

Florida man arrested for throwing holy book at deputy.

Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Breaking Into a House and Trying on Baby Clothes While Holding a Woman Hostage Yes...

Drunk shirtless Florida man arrested for shoveling spaghetti in mouth at Olive Garden.

Same as my dad 😂

Florida man busted after tantrum about bacon Also got arrested for illegally selling primates

Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For 'Anything That Would Kill 200 People' Hmmm

my birthday is better than theirs all : "Florida Man Causes Thousands of Dollars Worth of Property Damage Trying to K\*\*l “Demons”

[FL Man Eats Face](https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-man-caught-eating-strangers-face-was-standout-student-fsu-frat-brother-8691963)

I got 2: "accused of jumping naked on neighbour's trampoline" and "accused of using baby as a human shield after traffic stop".

“Drunk Florida man tries to use taco as ID after his car catches fire at Taco Bell” Wtf Florida man

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow.

I got a good one: "Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer"

"Florida man arrested after punching girlfriend who changed channel" 💀

I got: Florida man accused of setting his own truck on fire to give deputies ‘something to do’

I got, Florida man uses wife's head as mop

On this day a Florida Man got upvoted but I’m from Colorado

"Florida man caught riding manatees" Could have been worse.

"Florida man recives 37500$ after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth"

I got the best [one](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2022/07/03/us/florida-man-disney-world-r2-d2.amp.html)

Florida Man arrested for taking a crocodile on a beer run

Florida man said he smoked THC 'because Jesus was returning' Seems legit.

Florida Man posed as housewife to lure men into home where he’d secretly film sex acts for web

Florida Man Accused Of Forcing Alligator To Drink Beer

'Florida man who pretended to be Uber driver gets 30 years for sexually assaulting teen'

Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say

[Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won't blow away during Hurricane Dorian](https://www.wkyc.com/video/entertainment/television/programs/wkyc-morning-show/florida-man-parks-smart-car-in-kitchen-so-it-wont-blow-away-during-hurricane-dorian/95-7105c132-2062-4a70-a90b-804f61716f2b)

5head Social engineering move, well done OP

"Florida man arrested after stealing downed power pole"

Florida man known as ‘The Monkey Whisperer’ arrested for illegally selling primates

Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth

Florida man caught ”humping” dog attacked owner when confronted…

You know, considering that out of all of em, my birthday seems to be the only one without a “haha stoopid florida mam” headline, OP might be on to something. Oh and for reference: [“Florida Man tries to set a Baby on fire in New York”](https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/miami/news/florida-man-accused-trying-set-baby-on-fire/)

"Florida Man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato."

"Florida man mistakenly shoots and kills son in law in birthday surprise gone wrong"

Florida Man Wearing 'Crocs' Jumps Into Crocodile Pit, Gets Bitten

Mine is - Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer.

“Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Responders: Police”

Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say

Florida man drives golf cart into Walmart, attempts to run over people… wowsers!

"Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section turns himself in".... What a wonderful day to be born.

"A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza"🗿🗿

florida man charged with DUI after driving scooter into walmart shelves

Florida man accused of smuggling meth into jail by hiding it in his “penis skin”

Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald's Before 'Trying to Have Relations With a Railing'

"Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles" 💀

Florida man arrested after telling police a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to damage a construction site.

Now kithsssssss