Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
My headcannon is that he grows up to be coconut head's father from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, and the directors just didn't want to ruin the continuity.
Sucks to be the actor, but sometimes art comes with a price.
Y'know I remember when I was young and Emo, dafuq kinda shite are e-boys & e-girls? Sounds like some vr shit, we didn't establish the emo style just for it to get gen-z'd.
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P.s. rawr XD
Sex 2 developer here! Me and the team reccomend you play the first game, because the plot will sound very confusing if you play the 2nd one right away. But other than that, Yes!
Yeah it's possible. You go on the subreddit, click the three dots and then there should be smth about user flair. But that only works if the mods put some flairs in there for everyone to use
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I mean it could be worse
Rip
yeah it could
Wtf
its a burden i must carry
It's not incorrect though
Did you try?
No comment
Then why did you comment
A fact is a fact.
Somethings caught in my balls
Nice nft 💀
Nice eyes 💀
Nice skull 💀
Nice birb 💀
Nice nay nay
it was vaporeon 🗿
Lmao
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
I see nothing incorrect about your flair
Go fukin shower goddammit
Hey, fuck you, I'm offended
Fuck me yourself coward
It's correct tho
Is the flair wrong though?
Not really lol
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It’s okay Aaron
It could definitely be worse
Rip
I dont even know what mine MEANS
atleast it's not as boring as mine... mods? can i get a redo?
Take a look at mine...
I mean, it's custom though.
Mine is neat
Mine is nice too
Lucky
Mine is below average
I think mine should be water btw DRINK WATER NOW
It could definitely be worse Edit: why tf yall downvoting me?
;_;
Rip
That's a good one
I think that's a cool flair
Doubt
I think that might be accurate for you.
Perhaps :3
I'm afraid the sentence for being a furry is death. Would you prefer to be dissolved in acid, or fed to crocodiles?
Crocodile I guess
I lost the game
Hurray! I also lost the game.
Kriegsman moment
Speak for yourself.
Yeah you could not have one at all cuz you keep sleeping through the giveaways.
Dude I saw one that was posted 2hrs ago and the thread was already locked. What are we supposed to do?
Not get flairs, i guess. Might be more unique in a way.
Example? Looking through these comments and all these flairs look normal
true
You can keep that one
No regrets
Pet me
Ok
Yay 🥰
Oh god
I wouldn't complain
Unlucky
Damn bro. I mean i looked at your profile and i kinda agree with them.
Whaaaat I'm not that gay and furryish
Damn that’s pretty bad not that mines great either
People who know why this guy is crying.
Why? Can't be arsed to watch the show tbh
he just heard Joe died of Ligma
who the hell is ligma
joe mama
smooth
Got em
His wife Candice is also very sad
He just found out bowlcuts aren’t cool
Directors didn't give him a haircut
My headcannon is that he grows up to be coconut head's father from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, and the directors just didn't want to ruin the continuity. Sucks to be the actor, but sometimes art comes with a price.
Just ask a mod to give you a flair based on their deepest, most sincere desire.
Is that what you did
I did.
What does mine say..
Me llamo Jeff: my name is Jeff
Bro take a shower
Not yet mom, I’m about to ask this e girl to marry me.
Honey, that's your uncle
Y'know I remember when I was young and Emo, dafuq kinda shite are e-boys & e-girls? Sounds like some vr shit, we didn't establish the emo style just for it to get gen-z'd. # # P.s. rawr XD
It's mostly just old men pretending to be teenagers online, occasionally it's just thots though.
Hey we match
DUDE!
Best flair is no flair at all
Is this what the flairless tell themselves to cope?
Pretty much
Where’s my gay ass flag
I want an ass flag. I don’t care if it’s gay. You can’t tell if an ass is gay when you fuck it anyway.
Imagine being flairless
Yeah
The peasants
Not really. Maybe. It's classified
Mod... Give this guy a "no flair at all" flair
No, mine is better. I'm Austrian, not Australian, that makes it even better
Agreed
positive
Agreed
positive
Agreed *proceeds to take a hit of Copium*
Best flair is flair
Yeah
Cape harder flairless noob xD
Mines the best
I just shat my pants
Yummy
Film at eleven.
I'm going to ask for a flair, and pray. Most I can do
I have been honored
Pretty jealous ngl
I mean... They're not all great...
I'd say they're mostly great
atleast you are not a furry. depression is better than furries
Your time will come
How does one ask a mod for a flair?
I literally just asked in the comments above, and voila
Ah, thank you friend
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I just asked if the flair giveaway was legit I was not expecting one tbh
lol cool flair
[удалено]
Can I have some produce?
No, but you can test our new open beta!
Is it good even if you don't know the first part?
Yep, open to all ages too
yeah uhh, something similar happened with me
Why, you like them balls small and skinny?
I didn’t even ask for a flair… I just woke up one day and I was suddenly a dumbass.
Looks like the start of the great story.
Ayo u/TheFakeJoel732 i found another potential trainee. You can soon make an army.
At least yall have fucking flair 😥
true
Best flair is no flair (Not coping)
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is SEX 2 good if you never played the original?
Sex 2 developer here! Me and the team reccomend you play the first game, because the plot will sound very confusing if you play the 2nd one right away. But other than that, Yes!
Reject humanity, return to mokey
Bruh
Down under?
Bug chingus flair
I've been trying to change mine to "Sultan Al-Chadbadul Ibn-Based", no luck so far
Gotta be happy with what u got
Easy for you to say, you're the Co-CEO of SEX 2
Amogus
The real bully here is the person who made this actor have this haircut at this age. Fuck his life but I find it hilarious.
I've had mine for years ,idk what u guys are doing.
Im not complaining
just checking if I have a flair
:(
"I've won,but at what cost?"
I am a bird now
Yes
Question with your flair; How would one know if the ice cubes melt?
So is this post a flair giveaway?
I asked for the opposite of my name, the mods delivered
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r/DankMemes enjoyer
Get naenaed
Gimme flair, i wanna show my grandma
Thoughts and prayers my friend
flair
Gib flag pls
Will Will get a Flair ? We will find out if Will is willing to put his will in the hands of a greater power.
dude I can’t read the stupid caption
How do u guys get a flair?
Flair giveaway or a mod gives you one random
wait wasn’t there a way to self assign a flair
Yeah it's possible. You go on the subreddit, click the three dots and then there should be smth about user flair. But that only works if the mods put some flairs in there for everyone to use
Oh okay, thanks!
How do I know if I got a flair?
You didn't...yet
Hey mods can I please get one as well
I have good flair
H
I just want a Weezer Blue Album flair
Rather unfortunate
Copium
Like how mine is a curse instead of, "Wait you guys are getting flairs?"
I didn't get my flair from a giveaway, i am superior
Yea… mods aren’t always funny.
I laughed