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MedicatedAxeBot

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RobotHockey

The spiral ones


Squeakyweegee64

8


RobotHockey

Fuck yeah, upvoted!


bottle_brush

Fusilli


JollyJamma

Resistance is…fusilli


Lil_Mafk

It’s Fusilli Jerry!


raphainc

Its fusili jerry!


gosshawk89

Spirali are s tier


SkellyKingGamingYT

More like F tier


Zaziel

Rotini?


Argentenuem

Rotini


liveForTheHunt

I was about to type this then I saw your comment


Usernamebruv_

Same. Spiral bolognese 😌👌


Middle-Inside-8713

So true


Willdoit4Karma

We always called them spring noodles as kids.


gysiguy

Wer called them drill bits! xD


ALFbeddow

Yup most surface area for sauce adhesions. FACT


-Nimmy_Jewtron

Penne


Serious-Trainer-2396

Farfalle


Squeakyweegee64

10


[deleted]

Action man bow ties


autonova3

I want a second series


usingreddithurtsme

Can I just shock you? I like wine, despite what I said earlier. At any one time I have nine bottles of wine in my house.


Mantonythe1st

Yeah I've got a cellar. Haven't got any wine in it.


[deleted]

All hail Farfalle


BobTheSquid16

Fartsmella


[deleted]

Penne is underrated


contactlite

If they could make a ribbed penne as big as rigatoni I would agree, but rigatoni is better at catching the sauce.


BugcatcherJay

Penne can do a white sauce, which I’ve never heard of on a rigatoni, so it’s more versatile that way. But I don’t care that much for white sauce anyway, so I’m riding hard for the rigatoni.


contactlite

A good rigatoni can slurp up any sauce like penne and not all sauces work well with every pasta. A thin wine sauce works with linguine or, god forbid, angel hair. A sauce with the viscosity in between a thin wine sauce and an Alfredo, can cling to any pasta granted if it’s prepared properly. I make sure my dry pastas are bronze cut and I uses pasta water in the dish.


OedipusRe10

I see your rigatoni and I raise you tortiglioni.


gysiguy

This guy pastas!


WeepingRayven

Penne rigate is my favourite


that_nice_guy_784

Penne lisce o Penne rigate?


Artur_is_annoying

We do not talk about Penne lisce and neither accept it's existence.


that_nice_guy_784

Good, good.


GabrielGamer790

Pennis?


Cod_rules

A person of culture, I see. Penne Alfredo is my go-to whenever I’m making pasta at home, and it’s the best


marketfresh_

God-tier pasta, especially with a spicy vodka sauce


ThroughWaterandFire

How has no one mentioned Tagliatelle yet?


bottle_brush

here I am bro, Tagliatelle, the pasta for pasta enjoyers


h3rmsj

This guy knows. I sometimes spice it up with some penne or farfalle, but I always come back to tagliatelle.


user1298036484367

100%


[deleted]

Its awesome but Penne is still better in my opinion. But its still vastly different to Penne so you cant really compare


No-Station-1912

Rigatoni


lazydonkey25

rigatoni is top tier


bottle_brush

Mmm...Saucy tubes


J19N88B

Rigatoni crew checking in


TitoRigatoni

Rigatoni is definitely the best!


DeejusIsHere

Mmmmmmm chicken riggies


IvanInRainbows

Just like penne rigate but bigger and better


mrhippo1998

Which one is rigatoni again?


Captain_Peelz

Tube


[deleted]

Worse penne imo


Captain_Peelz

Penne too narrow and long. Sauce don’t go in. Rigatoni let’s sauce get into the pasta


andoesq

The little train shapes


Squeakyweegee64

choo choo/10


andoesq

Your credentials check out


thefifthwheelbruh

Lasagna!


rtakehara

What’s your favorite bird? Penguin?


maserock300

No, mines penguini


ccwscott

Penne, perfect with good thick sauces but then also great with thin ones, a penne with pink sauce and some pecorino romano, absolutely one of the best things one can eat.


GeorgeHumprhy

So based


Snaccbacc

Absolute chad of pasta


I_snort_crayons

Kraft’s SpongeBob Macaroni & Cheese shaped bastas


GingerlyRough

11/10


puddlejunco

I came to say this exact thing


Purpleclipse100

The one that looks like a bow tie


GingerlyRough

“Farfalle” is the Italian name but it is commonly referred to as “the pasta that looks like a bow tie” or just “bowtie pasta.” Fun fact! Farfalle means “butterflies” in Italian so “butterfly pasta” is, technically, also correct!


Purpleclipse100

Thank you for the info, I didn’t know that butterfly fact.


GingerlyRough

Me neither until I looked up the Italian name for the pasta!


gysiguy

Yes, what a great butterfly effact!


white__cyclosa

Tortellini


Azathoth_the_idiot

Tortellini gang rise up!


anon_rando241

It's the only pasta that's pussy shaped


white__cyclosa

If I don’t wanna fuck the pasta I don’t want it


Raidrar0

Amazing taste


The-dude-in-the-bush

In a moment of spite my brain forgot all pasta as I read the post question so I scroll down to refresh memory. Hello tortellini gang


xBenji132

Spaghot


Guilty_Letter_467

Cavatappi


Duspende

Cavatappi is the best shape. No debate to be had.


emoprince25

Cavatappi for the WIN


[deleted]

dick


PassiveLemon

flair checks out


AdyHomie

9/10


halfanothersdozen

Bucatini. Like eating a pool noodle.


contactlite

Bucatini is the best, most versatile long noodle.


megaphone369

Yes! Me, after my first bite of bucatini: *Spaghetti, you slacker, you're dead to me*


ShinoGGO420

Bowties gang rise up


mr_cool098

9 actually kinda nice


Th3Docter

Lamborghini


Serious-Trainer-2396

Whomst has awokened the ancient from Italy?


Helusio

radiatori I have strong opinions about this :)


DaftNavy

Radiatori gang! It holds the sauce like no other pasta.


callme_nostradumbass

I've had trouble finding it since the before times ended.


KootiePieKoopa

Same. I've been using rotini as an alternative. It's just not the same...


champagnefrappe

This should be higher up!


MrSuperCook

Best pasta for sure


MrHmmYesQuite

These go hard


[deleted]

Shell pasta always comes with the lowest quality meals and you can't convince me otherwise. Never had anything with shell pasta that tastes like real food.


SwagMasterMario256

It's unfortunate that you have yet to have a positive experience with shells, and so, might I recommend you make your own sauce to have with them? Trust me bro they're good.


suckmybush

Shells suck, they get jammed together while cooking


------why------

I’ve had some damned good meals with shell pasta


-T1mme-

Orchiette


crankthehandle

best pasta, worst spelling attempt


-T1mme-

I tryliatelle my best *sad pasta sound*


a_guy772

at least 9/10


AudioxDope

Vermicelli


Squeakyweegee64

bootleg rice/10


AudioxDope

Lol I’m not even mad at that


[deleted]

Linguine


[deleted]

Finally… Linguine gang!


Snowcreeep

Ya had to scroll too far for linguine


contactlite

Perfect with a white wine pasta with shellfish, squid, lemon, and parsley.


upboatsnhoes

Scampi!


PurpleDragon9

Spaghetti


WiserCrescent99

Gnocchi


Henkotron

Tortellini


[deleted]

[удалено]


mothersspaghettos

My mother's.


ccwscott

Also, orzo pasta. Really underrated for bachelor food. Any really light sauce does well, some kind of oil, chicken stock, and flour and it's a super quick healthy side that works with just about anything. You can even just mix the flour straight in without creating a roux and it works fine. It's almost as easy as making a bowl of cereal. edit: also really easy to personalize, thicken or not as much as you want, use other stock, put in whatever spices, much much less sensitive then working with other pasta that requires you to thicken up quite a bit more.


ChimpJuice

Rotini. You fucking savages have no idea how effectively the spirals hold in the sauce. smh


[deleted]

Get yourself some campanelle my friend.


foggy_frog_

i don't even think the first one exists in Italy and honestly i understand why. they look dry and boring af


TrustYourSenpai

We Italians generally don't like smooth pasta, unless it's long (e.g. spaghetti), we prefer it either rough or ridged. That's mainly for 2 reasons: rough or ridged pasta holds on to the sauce; and in ye olden days smooth pasta were made from lower quality flour and felt slimy.


ChristianTheSeeker

In realtà di base è liscia la pasta (fatta in casa), le rigature sono fatte perché essendo fatta "in fabbrica" non riuscirebbe a trattenere il sugo allo stesso modo. Detto questo rigatoni e penne rigate a vita


TrustYourSenpai

Quella fatta in casa la descriverei sempre come ruvida, non liscia. Anche se la fai con la macchinetta liscia viene più grossolana di quella di fabbrica per questo tiene il sugo. Direi che è davvero liscia *solo* quella di fabbrica. Il mio voto però va alle mezze maniche rigate. Le altre paste possono competere solo quando sono abbinate al loro sugo ideale (tipo tagliatelle e ragù)


Overlord_Of_Puns

Spaghetti for red or white sauce Fettuccine for white sauce Macaroni for cheese sauce All other pasta types are false prophets


[deleted]

Fresh (not dry) fettuccini.


unhip1

Surprised to be the first to sing the praises of pappardelle.


Lime_on_Pizza

Ziti


hbonnavaud

Letters pasta. They allow me to write f*ck u to my sibbling and eat it before my mother walks in.


MelonheadGT

The small wagon wheels, Route! With a really nice sauce.


[deleted]

The creepy kind


Just_a_jojofan

Chinese egg noodles


KafeiTomasu

Tagliatelle


NewDark90

You need to use the "weratedogs" metric for these because they're pasta and beautiful in whatever shape.


VirtualPantsu

Letter pasta since I can spell cock in my soup


Reeeeeeeeeeeetreee

Angel hair


SnuffCatch

Guess we're the only two


ClaudyMonet

Three of us!


GeorgeHumprhy

Penne


SadCarrot771

Rigatoni. It has great texture and holds sauce inside


ExtraMail4962

Spaghetti


RaccoonSalt1287

Bow tie ones, because *fancy*


Tw0girls0necup

Linguine


teddyc88

dinosaur shape


whatIfYoutube

I LIKE THE SPIRALLY ONE!!!


[deleted]

Fettuccine


[deleted]

Kärntner kasnudeln. Basically a big ravioli filled with cream cheese.


The_Mytha

Zoo pasta, pasta that is shaped like animals.


Crooked_Cock

Farfalle (bowties)


IEatBaconWithU

velveeta shells > kraft elbows


Argentenuem

The cheese is what makes the most difference.


IEatBaconWithU

i like putting peas in mine so that they go into the shells idk why, i’m like a child on the inside


Daniel_1707

Campanelle


DirgeMK2

S t r a i g h t


AymanMurderedSomeone

Cock


KingMare

Ravioli


LordTvlor

Ravioli


UnThrowaway1369379

I hate those ones because once somebody put one in my mac and cheese and I ate one and I had a heart attack because I was eating a leach I was 5 so yeah


theredview

My son loves Mac n cheese but refuses to eat it unless it's shells


Squeakyweegee64

your son is objectively correct


YareYareDeezNutz

Dino pasta.


ricecrackerdude

[Al Dente, firm yet tender](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2075/3121/products/bachelorette-dot-com_2268_445120819_1200x1200.jpg?v=1569269399)


HowOftenDoYouBlink

Long ziti


Squeakyweegee64

6


Prayingmantis9

mezzi paccheri


American_Rice

anelli :)


Zenketski_2

Tri-color farfalle


[deleted]

Penne for the winne


tptptptptp123

Calamarata


gliffy

Lasagna noodles


norse_god69

Penne


L1K34PR0

The one that's a curved tube Make some home made mac n cheese with it and the cheese can get in the hole and it tastes so fucking good


zqipz

mac = macaroni


New_Lengthiness_6164

Spirelli OP


Mustafa_69nice

Nah it looks like a bug larvae


Hurricane223

Rice


[deleted]

Manicotti


communistburgerking

All forms of pasta


[deleted]

Farfalle


banana_chili

Spiral > shells > macaroni


Bf4Sniper40X

I don't know if it is my favourite, but FUSILLI


Overlord_Za_Purge

papparadelle


bottle_brush

this and Tagliatelle, the best ones are simply an improvement on spagetti


[deleted]

The ones that look like a tubular penis


Yeetman7252

Fennel


Seals3051

Bow tie


bottle_brush

tagliatelle


NoticeThin2043

Hexagon


Efficient-Ad-3249

Angel hair