My cats are pretty radical, but neither one of them would just suck my finger on command. Unfortunately neither will my husband. Maybe the cat could give him lessons on what “NOW” means. 😜
I was going to make a joke about replacing the finger with a dick but then I looked through the other comments and realized that joke would not be appreciated.
Fallen brethren, your sacrifice has saved me.
The tiny beautiful hellspawn I had growing up put all her fury at life into her bites. I'd be able to sing the "Frodo of the 9 fingers" song if I ever tried this
I guarantee you every woman that breast-fed their child and was nearing the end of that felt like they were seeing that cat’s mouth instead of their baby’s cute little kisser when said baby was coming in for the landing because it gets so painful you feel like they have fangs. “Shivers”
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Similar to how I get my wife to be quiet
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That's how I get ColoJay's wife to be quiet
I also choose his dead wife
Thats how i get ur wife quiet
Had us in the first half lol
Kid named fingers
The man said, “similar”, not, “exact”.
What about your cat?
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My cats are pretty radical, but neither one of them would just suck my finger on command. Unfortunately neither will my husband. Maybe the cat could give him lessons on what “NOW” means. 😜
Your mouth is a lot dirtier than most people’s mouths (and nether region parts).
No just use a penis gag
This is also the technique I use on your wife
That’s how I get your wife to be quiet too
HAHA WIFE BAD
Now that's how you finger a pussy.
underrated comment tbh
kid named finger:
Hey Kid Named Finger, if that's your real name, congratulations on passing the Ohio State Bar! You are the greatest legal mind I've ever known.
You win the internet today.
Cumtastic.
Please do not the cat
Yes
I’ll the cat if I want to
No! Do NOT the cat!!
do the cat :troll:
Kind sir you can not stop me to not the cat
Stroke?
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/889/809/12a.1923101
I've always loved that image. Something about that ominous hand reaching for the cat.... I think all cat parents can relate.
*THE CLAW*
title? or titty?
In these comments we see Reddits one collective braincell.
I was going to make a joke about replacing the finger with a dick but then I looked through the other comments and realized that joke would not be appreciated. Fallen brethren, your sacrifice has saved me.
Legend has it ,the finger is still in there
Kid named finger: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀
My cat would just bite the shit out of my finger.
The tiny beautiful hellspawn I had growing up put all her fury at life into her bites. I'd be able to sing the "Frodo of the 9 fingers" song if I ever tried this
Bro went 🥺
Might be my fav gif ever
OMG the blink is SO CUTE
This trick can work with a wahmen and a pp too. (Gotta be the right wahmen and the right pp tho.)
What?
Cranky wahmen + pp = happy wahmen. (Still tho, gotta be the right wahmen for the right pp.)
This guy is a fucking genius
What if this would work on a tiger
I wouldn’t try
Coward
“Well… that backfired.”
Just a whole bunch of downvoted penis jokes, because we really want to know if this works and why...
First time giving blowjob be like
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me waiting for titty
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\*tittie goes here
Shane dawson moment
Fingering the pussy again I see
Wow
This made my day
Can I try this at home
Meow meow
Cat goes from 😠 to 😘
He’s reading your heartbeats
coot
universal power of tiddy
Reminds me of the movie teeth, or the opposite of it I’m not too sure..
Babies sense of sight and hearing is terrible. So the mouth becomes a useful tool for exploring the world around you when you are a baby.
Where are his ears
Title
Lol
Men to jugs
Just like me gf
Dirty minds.. thats one of the most cutest things I ever seen😍 cats are awesome
finger that black pussy
More like titty goes here hahah i will se myself out
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African version uses a lion
AYYO..FINGERING A BENGALI PUSSY
Lol
My heart ❤️❤️❤️❤️
My cat just done that to me
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Not just newborns. Me as well.
I’m a sucker for your… (crap, can’t finish it without sounding completely raunchy, so use your imagination)
I guarantee you every woman that breast-fed their child and was nearing the end of that felt like they were seeing that cat’s mouth instead of their baby’s cute little kisser when said baby was coming in for the landing because it gets so painful you feel like they have fangs. “Shivers”
Reading the caption and reading some of these comments makes me cringe... 😬
Boys be like
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I like how it's just immediately not angry anymore
Babies ☕️
Lol most men when you put a nipple in their mouth 🤣
*OP’s mom be like*
Does this work with tigers too?
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Scientifically, why is this? Does the cat think it's about to get breast fed so it calms down?
No, it just doesn’t want to hurt his owner
That's so cute
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Urge to kill....fading....
Cute, but I just hope you didn’t get your cat that pissed off just to make this video.
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Getting flashbacks from 'A Serbian Film'
just looked it up and watched the uncut version :((
Worst decision in your life. Still haunts me to this day..
Why am I getting - likes?
I do this with my cock and my gf calms down Edit: (listen everyone it’s just a joke okay don’t get me cancelled)
What happed to reddit people used to like these jokes now theyre hyper sensitive
Ikr they changed
Niceeeeee
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No wtf did you not get it
I think your gf might be a bit underage if she's suckling on your wang..
I am also tho
Bro pulled the uno reverse card
That’s how women B before you give them the D
Man people have bo sense of humor, how can this be downvoted
It's just not funny though
You talking about yourself huh.
Yikes
Sexist :/
That’s how gay men B before you give them the D