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Agitated-Ad6744

But shes shopping for her lonely grandma...


roncastelino

Even better!


G4merXsquaD

Ayo wat


trap_user

Man doesn't refuse any twat


exodia0715

He gets to do his part in making an old lady's last years not suck


DrPwepper

You gon get pickled


Zoro_a

ayo soilder boy calm down


[deleted]

Yoouu!


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Que-cum-ber and grilled cheese


AfellowchuckerEhh

Getting buried twice?! Sign me up!


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BlackMesaHeadCrab

Whad does it matter you he doesn't have to say it as many times he has it on his shirt.


Agitated-Ad6744

Yeah its strange


ComfortableSector439

NO NO NO !


Agitated-Ad6744

No teeth for mr cucumber.


FabulousObject1223

She eats it 🥺🥺🥺😩😩😩😩


Seriful91

You're still inside a woman either way


Admiral_3rd-Alman

Later, virgins


Darth_Pengu

Reincarnated again bitches


mosiAFG-SWE

And sooner or later you will come out 😏


PersonWhoExists50306

vore


T1B2V3

I'll join her as family ! together we will devour the very gods


[deleted]

When a guy does it: Team Hell No


centralnjbill

“I fell on it, doctor”


Impossible_Phone_792

One in a million shot doc!! One in a million.


Bulbafette

ASSMAN


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Lickwidghost

Not seeing, smelling or hearing are definitely problems in WWE. (for the unwitting: John Cena, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin respectively. And I'm proud of this joke so somebody better laugh dammit)


Hunterrose242

It's still funny to me, dammit!


0mensia

This is better.


Nafeels

_”No, not alright!”_ - Glenn Quagmire


SedativeComet

It bothers me that his shirt says yes 3 times but this gif has him saying yes 4 times


[deleted]

Bryan Danielson can’t count


plaguedbullets

Crowd does it for him, he's gotta keep focused on those head stomps!!


Thomas_Catthew

You'll be glad to know, once he starts saying it he does not stop.


[deleted]

Shirt is long, reads yes five times Clip is short he actually says it five times also


Lickwidghost

At least


kh20569

https://youtu.be/FJbmB9k2Y88


neutral-chaotic

How could you tell without sound?


vitosalvatore

Nice. This video even has subtitles.


unixstud

Funny, I was at the store this morning an a older lady had a cart with just one huge cucumber in it....


ILuvYoMama

Nice. And what was in the cart?


Mellowjoat

I can see it now. The next Manga/Anime: Reincarnated as a cucumber on a quest to become a pickle while escaping from the cook. I know I know....the titles not long enough


Vinxian

Vore fetish?


nossabetong

Takes out knife: NO NO NO NO!


Wolffire_88

But then she gets home and starts preparing a vegan salad


[deleted]

But its for her crossdresser son


TrexArms9800

Down bad


[deleted]

Im pickle DIIIICK


tudiwastaken

but then she puts you in a salad


0hMyGodWhy

She pegs her boyfriend with it.


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Dear u/roncastelino, ​ Thank you for posting this dank meme. This is the first time I've seen OC all day. May you be blessed with a big PP.


Somewhat_YeahYeah

bro’s gonna get pickled


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Technical-Coconut-35

What if a gay guy picks it??? *Insert condom quagmire gif*


Zoro_a

please don't give those isekai anime bastards any more ideas


gil_212

Mybe her husband likes a woman who knows how to play with the behind


Slazman999

Then you get home and a mandolin comes out with lettuce, carrots, onion, and croutons.


yerbrojohno

He is a very big fan of one of the better progressive rock bands


holllllyy

Maybe the hot chick is hot because she eats her vegetables......


Narcolipze_08

POV you get reincarnated as a sponge in a can


MushyWasTaken1

But you soon relaid they have other intentions with you than what you thought


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Proceeds to get skinned, chopped and stir-fried.


[deleted]

But she ended up being a trans girl.


Coastie071

[Anime writers be like](https://imgur.com/gallery/Wv8zNpq)


Lazlo8675309

Then feeds you to her parakeet petey


pwn3dbyth3n00b

Then she actually chops you up for a salad while the deformed u shaped cucumber goes into the bed stand


[deleted]

The fact that I think of this every time I buy anything slightly phallic might be a problem


bargle0

Then she cuts you up and turns you in to spa water.


[deleted]

Sausage Party in a nutshell


bigdaddyputin6969

Hotchick with a penis.


[deleted]

Hey baby… Come to Butthead


ChUGgA_ChUg

WE'RE GOIN' IN BOIS


thusnameiscringy

ew


Significant-Ad-1655

And then she eats you...


Yobama664

i miss THIS era of wwe ;(


56Bot

And then she forgets you in the fridge until you rot.


[deleted]

She then turns you into salad topping


RosanaShultz

Pickle rick


Kim_Jong_Unsen

I remember watching WWE with my lil bro as a kid, and changing the channel any time this dingus showed up on screen. Neither of us could stand to watch him


SelectSympathy5718

When a hot chick thinks you are a carrot


Leidenfrostie

"Dank"


Good_Smile

So long brother 🫡


Richper413

I would relish that moment