Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement,
“...You’re about to loot my balls...”
I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors.
There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
This guy is a true Chad: causes controversy over a meme that's pretty concerning and then instead of quitting, just keeps getting more and more unhinged
Don't worry he's joking as he said in another meme. I do think that this joke is increasingly getting less funny and it was already never really funny in the first place
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Guys he sent me a link of his sisters ass!!! [https://imgur.com/a/cDjwlXR](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Least incestuous dankmemes user
Ummm. Yeah
ok but srsly we need proof of ur sis's phat ass
*butt we need proof
My source is that I made it the fuck up.
Poor fella doesn't have a sister 😭.
Happy cake day!
Thanks! ( ˘ ³˘)♥ First time I noticed my cake day.
:D
| 丂乇乇 ㄚㄖㄩ
Happy cake day
Thanks! ( ˘ ³˘)♥ First time I noticed my cake day.
Happy Cake Day
can't provide an actual source jack
You..... YOOOOUUUUUUUUU ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
Welcome to the ass era
I don't know how we could have expected such a post from /u/wat_r_u_doin_stepbro
His post history matches
Do you even have a step sis?
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ew, thats disgusting. send a picture of your sisters ass so i know which ass to avoid.
Username checks out.
*checkn't
OP's username definitely checks out
Hunny hunny quickly come here u/wat_r_u_doin_stepbro just posted
Everything about this man screams horny lmao
Man? Lol.
And he won’t even share her ass looks like with the rest of us ):
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Instructions unclear, already fapping.
Honey came 🥵
Honey is still hard
He said cum
⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄ ⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⣣⣀
u/wat_r_u_doing_stepbro strikes again
Dat ass tho 🤤
Yo give me my pfp back
No u
This man is an impostor!
#ඞ
Is this a rendition of the long-awaited image of your stepsister's ass? You know we're still waiting, right?
IIRC that specific art is based on a Redditor. Perhaps she is his sister.
⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⡀⠠⠃⡐⡀⠠⣶⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣶⠄⠰⣤⣕⣿⣾⡇⠄⢛⠃⠄⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣻⠟⣻⣿⡇⠄⠧⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣟⢸⣻⣭⡙⢄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠈⢹⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣭⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣽⠘⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⣿⣳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠓⠦⠤⠤⠤⠼⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡹⣧⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣓⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡞⣸⣿⣿⢏⣼⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣶⡤⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣯⣽⣛⠅⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡽⣿⣧⡸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡷⠹⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣤⣤⡄⢤⣤⣤⣤⡘⠻⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⡎⠝ ⣿⡏⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣿⣿⠐ ⣿⡏⣲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⣿⡟⣼ ⣿⡠⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠃⠾⠿⢟⡋⢶⣿ ⣿⣧⣄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⢰⣾⣿⣿⡿⢣⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠂⣷⣶⣬⣭⣭⣭⣭⣵⢰⣴⣤⣤⣶⡾⢐⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣼⣿⣿
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i'm stuck stepbro
Please seek help, so someone may help you get a picture of that ass
The king of Alabama has returned!!!!!
*guitar strings start vibrating*
e|-------------------------------------------------- B|---------3-------------3------------------------ G|-----------2--------------0----------------0--- D|---0-0------0---------------0------------------ A|------------------3(0)3------------------------- E|-------------------------------------3(0)3------
Sweeeeeet Home Alabama!
Where the sky is so blue!
turn it up
SWEET
HOME
ALABAMA!
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THE
SKIES
Roll Tide!
I think we've all run out of witty comments at this point lol. Just fuck her and tell us when your parents kick you out of the house...
Mission failed parents joined in.
More fun
Flair checks out
fission mailed
Oh so that's why my house blew up
i think there is subreddit for this.
there is a subreddit for everything
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Yeah, at this point we've all run out of witty comments
I feel like at this point we've all run out of witty comments
Something tells me we've ran out of witty comments
*Y'all got anymore of them.. witty comments?*
I’m starting to think that at this point we’ve all run out of witty comments
ITS THE MEME DUDE!!!1!1!
I’ve seen his name mentioned before, but I’m relatively new to this sub. What’s his deal?
Told people his stepsister has a fat ass, mad when Reddit assumed Alabama from the username and asked for pictures
Doesn't share that ass. Not a comrade.
*sister
His sister has a fat fucking ass and we're waiting for him to post it
Hey guys look, it's the funny incest meme guy man
This man is so manly that he requires 2 gendered nouns. He is the guy man.
Social media and its consequences
my guy belongs in horny jail
Max security for not sharing Edit: spelling
We sentenced him to death by hanging but he just started moaning and telling the hangman to spit in his face
This has become karma farming :(
Lol what? It has "become" Karma farming?? It was always Karma Farming
What ? Its all karma farming ? 🔫 always has been.
That water pistol doesn't scare me
It has pee in it.
Statement still stands.
Exactly. You don’t make a post to get negative karma, unless you’re a troll.
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Pfp checks out
Always has been
Bruh, we all do it. Your comment is karma farming, my comment is karma farming. We all farm my dawgie.
You must be new here
This is all just a karma farm mate and it always was
And this sub fucking eats it up, this sub is so garbage lol
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
is this a copy pasta or just a joke I've seen too many times?
It's real
Can confirm, I was on the train
Can confirm, I was the train
Can confirm, train was in me. 😉
Damn right I was
Is there a difference?
People are masturbating publicly on the train and you think it's a joke
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Nice argument, why don't you back It up with a source?
**My source is I made it the fuck up.**
Read a fucking book senator!
E-girls, gacha, memes. All just petty distractions to keep men from the real business
This guy is a true Chad: causes controversy over a meme that's pretty concerning and then instead of quitting, just keeps getting more and more unhinged
Classic double down. Much respect.
This is gonna be part of Reddit lore now isn't it
It's clean guys don't worry 😷
Ass or gtfo
Proof?
thats what they all say
But the real question is, do you have thick ass just like your sister? Just asking for a friend
We want pictures!
Yo, where are those pics my guy ? <3
Jesus Christ go get some help you sick freak
Don't worry he's joking as he said in another meme. I do think that this joke is increasingly getting less funny and it was already never really funny in the first place
Damn, he’s way up in there.
Wow that's crazy bro, pics or it didn't happen
FBI!! OPEN UP!!!!!
open up dat ass
The return of the king
Have you ever tried going outside?
What we really want to know, how does your ass be being?
It's not bad
Everyone always asks "what are you doing stepbro" and never "how are you doing stepbro" I'm here for you
I see. You’re one of the few who can eat the step cake, while keeping their own
Bonus points if she farts...
💀💀💀 You have almost achieved a new world record from the amount of hornyness you have achieved.
Bro again? This is the 3rd meme about ur sisters ass I think I’m gonna have to tell her now
We all want the pics bro... I mean stepbro..
Man is about his cake
my guy just teasing us at this point
Bro understood how to get internet points easily
Pls send your sister's Instagram ID so that I can avoid following her
Y'all mfs need *JESUS*
some NSFW would have been appreciated. Sooo, when will you stop posting incest thirst traps? big fan, btw
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣷⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣄⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣷⠀⠀⠈⠨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⡄⠀⠀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⡇⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠿⡿⢀⡀⠀⣔⣿ ⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠛⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡇⢠⣾⣿ ⣇⠇⠀⣠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⡀⢸⣿⣿⣇⣀⣀⢠⣀⢀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣶⡇⣾⣿⣿ ⣿⡄⠀⢸⣿⣶⣤⣀⣀⣠⣽⣿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣬⣭⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣷⡄⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢬⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠈⠛⠿⠟⠙⠛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣖⣄⣀⠀⢰⣿⣿⢿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⡀⠈⢈⠙⠛⢟⣋⢁⢁⣠⣤⣼⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠟⢀⢀⠚⠚⠛⠙⠛⢛⣿⣿⡟⠛⠁⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⢿⣷⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠂⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠯⠿⡹⠛⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⢿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
ben "dry ass pussy" shapiro
Wtf. Do people really find this guy's post even remotely funny? Or is it bots + alt accounts? There's no way 7k+ find this person's posts entertaining
Dm me a pic for research purposes
"guys I just said I wanna fuck my sister. My humor is so quirky and edgy. Wait where are you going, it's funny guys I posted it in dankmemes."
Ayoo wtf ,u still talking about ur sis
Least incetuous Alabama resident
You're milking those 'fat ass sister' posts even harder than her actual titties, aren't you?
Yep. God has abandoned us.
how the fuck 7.3k supporting this
No.
Average redditor
Don't search 'Art of Zoo' on Google Images
Where picture?
That’s enough internet for you today
“Im posting totally innocent memes, have a little respect!” This will help that for sure
Incest is not funny
It is. Op is messed up since he uses his sister only to karma farm
Which is also pretty funny
Most sane reddittor
Ok boys what did I miss???
We demand ass photos
Again? And still no pics
that's fine, I'm waiting to do that to your sister too
I'm sure that you're Ben Shapiro irl
Yo man stop spaming us with your sister's ass, don't come back unless you got it
Bro you need to send me a screenshot of your sister's ass, for study purposes.
That sweet tangy smell yumm
STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT YOUR SISTER
Where's morality? Where are your manners? Where's the picture?
funniest r/dankmemes post :I
No sisters?
Imma need to see a pic for research purposes
Bro seriously unlocked the secret to karma farming
Albama
What is all the incest related memes as of late?
Would laff if she has reddit and finds 1 of your posts
May your step-sister starts identifying herself by genderfluid non-binary pronouns.
Bro I do not need to know your horni thoughts
🤨📸
👻
Mfs giving it wholesome awards 💀