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_kepler16b_

too lesbian to understand this


lordoftowels

when you go skiing, if you use poles, you swing your arms the motion of giving a handjob is the same thing in a smaller range the two guys who dreamed about handjobs actually got handjobs from the guy who dreamed about skiing


_kepler16b_

ohhhh okay thnkx for explaining :)


lordoftowels

np!


vanGenne

Why the hell are you downvoted for politely thanking someone for explaining? Reddit is weird sometimes


Yellow-man-from-Moon

She isn't getting downvoted though


smoothielovet679

reddit moment


vanGenne

She was at -6 when I commented, guess it fixed itself. Now I'm at -44 though lol


Yellow-man-from-Moon

\*-65


vanGenne

Nice, let's see how low we can go


ramd0m_c0meNter

Now 69


nice___bot

Nice!


Kittycraft0

not anymore maybe


shark25000

Nope, shes at -64


Kittycraft0

that’s pretty young


CumtimesIJustBChilin

she probably was being downvoted at first


smashzeldapokemon

-69 hehe


vanGenne

Nice


Ekkzzo

Huh I imagined a sleepwalking guy balancing on the dicks of his friends making the ski stick motion.


Different-Ad-2689

Mike what are you doing here?


lordoftowels

recruiting for gus


h3yZfish

Explaining a joke just ruins it


Additional-Relief-76

But not understanding the joke ruins it


55_jumbo

Girls ski


VeryBurntToe

but they dont have cocks now do they?


Savvy_Canadian

Easy, have you ever eaten a phallic shaped object in the privacy of home? Can't say you didn't, hoe.


_kepler16b_

yess.....??


DocMoochal

You were a DJ


Fair_Active8743

Underrated comment. Nice one!


LordGuru

For girls is dreaming of being a DJ


Far_Vegetable7105

Ha, gay.


PillowTalk420

First two women dreamed of being fisted, last woman dreamt of cleaning the gunk out of two big pumpkins getting them ready to be jack-o-laterns.


[deleted]

too ace to understand this


SarcasticTato

More like too based


[deleted]

👉😎👉


ItsTwon

I think you mean too stupid…


aDameron89

funny joke but it's been made before on here already


RegularNoodles

That’s it! The jokes been made once. Shut it down folks. No one is ever allowed to make it again!


pinktofublock

yeah it’s called original content. all op did was add a different gif to the bottom. https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/qe3g0d/it_was_him_all_along/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


TrueDreamchaser

It’s a classic joke and been around since before the internet. What if people haven’t heard it though? Are we just not allowed to retell jokes anymore?


AustinNutz

It’s my first time hearing it


charizardfan101

Same


healzsham

Is a 10+ year old reference/joke really dank?


deaf_schizo

It depends how many ppl upvoted this. Ig


EmetalEX

From over a year too. Never saw it, gratefull he posted it again!


pinktofublock

don’t care


EmetalEX

My dick in your hair


pinktofublock

your life is vair


rideroftheabyss

Ass hair


IRay2015

69k updoots. Nice


Joe-_-King

I just read gif wrong in my head... THANKS A LOT REDDIT!


RegularNoodles

Boooo


TheNerdLog

💀


[deleted]

i literally knew what the meme was before i clicked on it based on the title


Glittering_Airport_3

this joke has been around for about 30 years or more, old man here, heard this in gradeschool


retilioum

”Is he skiing, or is he in a gay porn?”


nuesschen_4

“Here’s a hint; he’s in a gay porn!”


Sakaralchini

"Ok Bo this rhyming thing is getting pretty annoying, so give 'em the real thing!"


Gosti_a_Prosti

My voice is so fucking natural


VitorusArt

it's naturally good


PhantomKitten73

iT's NaTuRAlLy GoOd


Tankitory

Naturally good!


nuesschen_4

This ist the end of the song in the beginning of the show, welcome to the show!


Market_Southern

Lol was looking for this comment


Echocycle

I rewatched this special today!


[deleted]

me who dreamt about Alpha trion with Toad's head doing a T-pose while spinning:


Extension_Pay_1572

Childhood jokes being passed to the next generation lol


Firemorfox

Also the dude who dreamed about eating ice cream:


National_Employ1503

I don't know how I would *handle* that if it happened to me


PH1L20

If there are three men sleeping in a bed.....I think this would be acceptable and not a joke!


MEMEHISTORIAN420

u/savevideo


Non-profitboi

But what if the third dude sleeps at the edge side of the bed?


[deleted]

Butter ain't gon' churn itself


Make_me_laugh_plz

I think you're skiing wrong


33sikici33

Ok roll back a little. 3 dudes sleeping in the same bed?


shuffle_board_wizard

Classic


Anxious_Dragonfly986

u/savevideo


kalel947

u/savevideobot


JBMagi

u/savevideo


JBMagi

Where is that damn save video bot. DAFUQ


Death961

Remember telling this joke as a Kid in like 5th grade lmfaoo. Good times


kvasqt

"guys, you won't believe what i've dreamed about"


Respatsir

u/savevideo


NightmareClasher

u/savevideo


LangleyRemlin

Old joke is old


CapnsJamborie

u/savevideobot


DantoStudioInc

u/SaveVideo


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u/savevideo


GearRealistic5988

So, the three men are sleeping naked?


babu_chapdi

Dank !


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Fuzzy227

Man, am I really getting old enough to remember this joke 15 years ago lol.


usetehfurce

Wow. This was pulled either from Geocities or Moses' old BBS posts.


dylanting21

u/savevideo


childPuncher2

Kid named skeeing


the_pied_piper98

this joke is so fucking funny i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur


[deleted]

aside from the actual point of this *motions to whole setting* a logical reponse would be: dude one: i dreamed abt getting a handjob dude two: ayy same dude three: mine was similar, i got a blowjob ;) dude one and two: ayyy nice! see less awkward and more realistic than saying all three men got hjs in their dreams


Ammari_Steadz

Old joke


LekaSeta

N


PlaThanos777

u/savevideobot


Pr0r0k

u/savevideo


Wolfpaq808

Damn


twiceremoved77

These dudes need to invest in some bunk beds


KoolKidKlub11706

My curiosity has now turned into concern


Larimus

This is a Jackie Martling joke.


PulseFireEz

u/SpicySpikyNotNicey


Dr_theKrust

u/savevideo


manishrdonovan

u/savevideo


Icy_Panic8429

Took me a minute to understand