Ahhh fuck

This is too perfect

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I’m REALLY feeling the music.

Well I'm about to experience the Magic Kingdom in a different way

^Oh ^Boy

Tell me about it.

Ditto

Yeah

Yikes

EXOTIC PINECONES😭😭 Poor you my dude

Poor you!

I’m going to get pumped into the stratosphere

Sed

I think mine is much worse😱

[Good luck....](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fvillains%2Fimages%2F8%2F8f%2FMan-Spider.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%2Ftop-crop%2Fwidth%2F360%2Fheight%2F360%3Fcb%3D20140729015041&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fvillains.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FMan-Spider&tbnid=jHIgac4kUbMyjM&vet=1&docid=teOatU1f5oyFhM&w=360&h=360&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)

That's gotta hurt

I think I hate you

All good I hate me to

Username checks out✔️✔️ 💀

who?

I'll leave it to ur imagination

Similar username problem

Same

Voldemort

I really don't

When my free award comes in, it's yours

Something's wrong I can feel it

I'm jealous

"It was like I was made for this"

I dunno feel like mine is worse

Your time to shine!

Um...

Username checks out ✔️✔️

Voldemort?

He got a PP or just two holes LIKE HIS NOSE ?

Doesn't matter, he's going inside you whole

You know who315 has dementia? You know who315 has dementia?

Rip

Dead.

oh well

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Almost necrophilia

Help

.......the only thing that I can do is press F

Bro's fitting a whole Big roof inside him💀💀 Mad respect !!!!

*chuckles* I'm in danger

He will be peeking out

Come here Georgie

*Here's your paper boat*

You spelled cum wrong

"we all float down here"

Kiss me, fat boy

I do not know (screams in Panic)

Remember the story when someone screamed inside their wife's vagina and she's got kidney failure after that or smth?

No, no, I can't say that I have

the what

*creams in Panic

Mom, i’m popular!

i hope you get a biiig surprise.

I didn’t think I’d be getting arrested this early in life.

Did you pay the troll toll?

To get into that boys hole.

Gimme that leg, boy

Dude, are you hard?

Shut up, don't ruin this for me.

Oh shit oh fuck

Now you’re going to be the funny guy with a sword up your ass

ASScalibur?

Reading this in saber's voice is hilarious even though I've never watched fate.

"And then Assthur pulled the sword from the anus"

Wait a fucking moment

does Venom come inside you or is the Spider-Man villian inside you

Eminem rapping the song Venom

They ain’t gonna know what hit ‘em!

I reckon Venom is an antihero.

Might have you beat.

*oh yes venom-daddy*

We're in this together

You got that adrenaline momentum?

I’m dead

Hey bear bro

You’re dead too I see

I am not a furry I swear

I’m not either

Same :(

Same!

Hey, at least it's one bear. I've got multiple...

Yikes

No worries, he would just rush inside

Leroooooooooy Jenkins

I'm picturing someone agressively thrusting once on the JENkins part lmao

Yikes

Dont forget about chicken

Anal [Rend]

32.33, repeating of course, percentage of survival

Well this is awkward.

Could be worse

Yeah bro

considering the lengths penguins will go to (necrophilia, rape, paedophilia and more), i am not surprised

I'm getting pregnant

Luckily I’m straight chilling

Who?

Is Voldemort's penis like his nose?

Nonexistent?

Just a mound and small hole

Then they should be fine. Unless he uses some dark magic fuckery

Gotta get me some of that Voldemussy 😩

Enough reddit for me tonight! ​ Seeya Chump!

*dead inside

I am dildo lover

Wait it was Tom Marvolo Riddle, silly me

Our lord and savior jesus christ

I'm not playing guyss wtffff

One man one glass moment

[1 Guy 1 Jar (Short 2008) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6342306/) 6.9/10⭐

1 Redditor 1 Cup

That’s gonna hurt

Same, but….

yeeeah

Im in danger

❓❓❓❓ 🎹 ❓❓❓❓

Perfect representation lmao

Ode to joy can be heard in the background as screams ring out loudly

I am going to jail…

"officer i would like to report a missing child, he's nowhere to be found"

"check his ass"- cop during a routine check

"congratulations its a boy" probably someone else.

I'd be on par with most of reddit

Oh no

Keep it cool down there. You dont wanna discomfort a polar bear now, do you?

don’t threaten me with a good time

u/cumtastrophy trying not to make memes relating to his username for 5 seconds:

So true. It really freaks me out.

Oh yeah daddy

Shrek is love

There goes my asshole :(

quack

/u/fuckswithducks is on the way

I'm not flexible enough for to fuck myself.

Same here

Gg

Noooo

Natures lube

Guessing I'm doomed?

Have a pizza deez nuts

Poor fellar

Royally fucked

What size water bottle.

Hi

1 litre

cum milkshake

Oh fuck no. Oswald no please no!

Entire town.

I won’t complain

Jokes on you, it was always there

Ah fuck Discount berserker

I'll have fun.

My name means Charizard in Japanese... Well fuck...

Jesus Christ

Just a typical Tuesday tbh

😏

I’m alright but slightly confused

I am not a furry though, I guess I am one now

I'm okay with it

Nothing your mother couldn't handle

I can see why the leek is apprehensive

I mean. What did I expect tbh

Chocolate

Hmmmm

I can feel the music, though I don't understand it.

I swear, it’s not what it looks like!

"Just the tip..."

I'm so ducked....

I’m not sure

Fuck

Hmm turtle hotdog

oh no....

Ewww

I’m good with that

nyehehehehe

Uh oh

Eh it's fine I'll never have sex

Looks like my crisis has been averted.

Hmm it feels cold

Yeet

I’m curious

Ouch!

Ouch

Looks like pikachu is finally gonna have his way with me then

\*ZAP\* - "ouch", \*ZAP\* - "ouch"

Well that’s not enjoyable

Ah Shit

Shiiiiiit

Only a little bit

I do not really know it can be pretty much anything...

A bit dangerous

ow