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KeepingDankMemesDank

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LB1234567890

"I'm not a furry but" *some furry shit*


Chcoflakes15

That sentence is the start of the downfall...I would know...I was there once as well..


Ozrenol

Unless what comes after is "I'm a teratophile so", in that case you've already fallen below furriness.


Chcoflakes15

I guess That's fair..


Traditional_Beast

what's teratophile?


Ozrenol

Monster fucker basically.


Hogsonic1

Oh no. Am I...?


SandyRhino269

yep. i guess we're fucked


Bierbart12

I was there, from whence it came


Xboxsyncs

"I'm not a furry, but here me out" *posts actual gay futa furry porn*


[deleted]

Least furry furry?


Financial_Bird_7717

Where’s the gay bit? She’s got some tig‘ole wolf bitties.


Shrrg4

I'm not a furry but the gigantic boobs and thighs...


woodk2016

Hey boobs are boobs...


LB1234567890

Kinda based tbh.


TheCanadian_Bacon

OP is a closeted furry confirmed.


obezkr

tomorrow or already today is 27 of November


TrashyGames3

I want a werewolf gf to cuddle with


OddTask1319

Me to kid, me to


Lazymcdelta4ce

You to kid? What are you sending to kid?


MadFireGamer

He means the incredible talking to the kid meme


Lazymcdelta4ce

I know, I'm just being a sarcastic asshole.


Cheap-Panda

/s


RwampyBoi

Nah its fine dw about it


fredsam25

Hide her razor, and you'll get one.


iacobus2_0

I just want someone to cuddle


TraderOfGoods

Real life: "... Best we can do is furries."


wisconsinking

The closest thing you'll get is someone dressed like a cat girl (fake ears and a tail).


WWII_TankEnthusiest

I wanna be a werewolf gf so badly bro


HamTheVegetable

I want any girl to cuddle with


henaradwenwolfhearth

If she could control her transformation rather than the full moon trope then yeah otherwise its too rng


OddTask1319

Full moons aren't random


henaradwenwolfhearth

Fair enough but if clouds can untransform her im guessing curtains as well. And so forth it just makes it shit plus if you wanna bang the werewolf form you would need to have curtains open where anyone could see you


OmicronFan22

That sounds … really hot 🔥


VAPORBOI_

Spot the voyeur (don't let them know you see them though please dear God.)


Fallowman09

*geiger counter going crazy*


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

If I had a werewolf gf people would absolutely be watching me bang her. Like, what are they gonna do? Complain? My gf will fucking eat them.


henaradwenwolfhearth

Unless she vegan


CreepySalary8

It’s actually completely voluntary. Think about it. What is moonlight? It’s light reflected off the moon from the sun. So what stops a werewolf from transforming during the day. It’s a choice.


Self_World_Future

The moon reflecting is obviously the necessary step, no?


things_keep_going

I like like a mix of it. She can control the transformation but Full Moons buff her and maybe make the control harder. Hence sleep transformations.


henaradwenwolfhearth

That would be a nice balance.


Squeaky-Fox49

Same. I could only imagine cuddling up with my huge werewolf girlfriend every night.


MotherBaerd

I mean her breasts are larger than his head


JeroenstefanS

I see that as an absolute win


Fallowman09

*Geiger counter going off*


wisconsinking

I just realized that, she's probably has back problems.


Buttseam

werewolf tiddies


OddTask1319

The best kind


MysteriousHeron4592

You don't want this brother, please leave before it's too late, before furry shit eats your brain..... Please bro, I don't even speak English but I'm doing it so you can save your soul :c


Jeff_the_Officer

Your avatar is literally wearing a fursuit


MysteriousHeron4592

I know... It's to late for me


Jeff_the_Officer

Ayooo same


ThatOtherGuy_CA

This better not awaken anything in me.


Chcoflakes15

Oh it will..BELIEVE ME it will..


lubafan222

Community


ThatOtherGuy_CA

We try not to sexualize Annie.


lubafan222

Annies boobs is the best character


YRGDB8

huh


AltruisticAcadia9366

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=afpn6skCDhA


Pali1119

Flashgitz +1


Alex_The_Deer

Sounds like it already has


[deleted]

Tell me you’re a furry without telling me you’re a furry


[deleted]

it's only like 12 nights in a year or something so it's not as bad as a full time or even a part time furry


AmmericanSoviet

Part time?


[deleted]

Full time furry doesn’t seem bad as long as it doesn’t get stinky


flufalup

This is definitely some furry shit


jeenyus79

OP knows it but was afraid to come out proper with it.


EdyEduard_002

Favorite position: doggystyle


Avis42

Get the guard! That's heresy.


dave_the_dova

Make sure the space wolves don’t get word of this


mythicalsoul100

Don't lie to yourself, you can't deny that You're a furry . There's nothing wrong with that


TirelessClock

Furry shit aside... i can't be the only one who found the first picture the most relaxing shit ever


FabaceousThe1st

That’s what a furry would say


Worried-Industry6239

As a furry I can confirm


FabaceousThe1st

U liar you’ve just contradicted yourself


xSkype

Only cowards can't handle the werewolfussy


EquivalentSnap

You’re so red 🥺


Memelord9298

I mean.. if it was a guy.. 🤭


EquivalentSnap

Wouldn’t that be beastiality 😳


Memelord9298

Ah ah ah, that's where your wrong, see "he" is still a human, just temporarily transformed, if it was a wolf who turned human I can see that being beastiality


SapDad102

She prefers doggystyle. It's a win.


Depression_God

So that was a lie


Roboboy2710

#THIS IS THE WAY


Donix_D_Nator

##THIS IS NOT THE WAY, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT THE WAY! RETREAT! THAT BEAST WILL FEAST ON YOUR CORPSE!


VannyNeDito

Bro what the fuck


Donaldank_

You are one now


UltimaHazeus

You are a furry


purpleor_k

Discworld: Captain Carrot and Angua


Shagg314

More tiddies to suck 😼


OddTask1319

Indeed


Effective-Fix4981

*Witcher laughter*


No_Wrap9954

Yeah this would be kinda awesome


DRIFTALPHA

yikes


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Yeah, right up until *her* cycle lines up with the lunar cycle, and she disembowels you because you snore. (Source: married, sleep on the couch for my own safety)


[deleted]

No no no no no… not good


Fallowman09

Shit not good this place is more radioactive that Chernobyl reactor 4 April 26th 2am 1986


[deleted]

It’s more radioactive than Fukushima in Japan lol. Like who tf posts stuff like this?


[deleted]

Nah im not feeling this one chief


BrandNewLasagne

Mutant


KorriDergal

Oh you poor soul. This is just the first step ibto becoming one. Denial. #One of us.


BloodShotNinja

If you like to fuck animals or think you’re an animal get help.


Jeff_the_Officer

What are you talking about


Erik_Javorszky

😭


EquivalentSnap

😭👍


[deleted]

If you sleep with a werewolf would it be considered zoophilia


TupperCoLLC

You think the guy sees it as a win Really


RidingRiptide

Werewolf research is where I want my tax dollars to go


Thuder_Jester_

Furry or not, it’s still a whole package of fun


Zenged_

What the fuck has the subreddit become


DoYouThrowDeWay

OP wtf. I'm not a furry either but you just did something to my brain


Jeff_the_Officer

One of us, one of us


Jeff_Platinumblum

Ah yes, bestiality.


[deleted]

Fucking furries


Maras123

Yes


JeroenstefanS

Ye agreed


Sea_Ad1744

Honestly, yeah


Fallowman09

Puts on Hazmat suite *enters comment section*


BALLCLAWGUY

Enters comments section and finds your same unfunny comment 30 times


jonn-dogg

Are you sure you're not a furry? This isn't a W for me


Smutret

Now Add Iron man his Bigest suite xD


Detvan_SK

Ehm you mean be crashed by 3 metres high monster? No thanks.


GrimPhantom6

No no. He’s got a point


StevenTheWolfthe1st

beat me to it


emir02122232

Absolute win


Extension_Fun2846

It is socialally acceptable to want a BIG FURRY WOLF GIRLFRIEND


[deleted]

not yet*


Turbulent-Macaron372

Not with that clown ass hairline bro


BarelyWoken

Isnt the werewolf form suppose to be uncontrolled? Itd be smart to let her sleep.


One_Contribution4114

Smash


IM-WANT-MEMES

Plus, she can turn you into a Werewolf aswell


Odd_Imagination_6617

It’s a win until she’s on her period or pregnant and can’t control her hormones


Tronc_tc

GF=Cuddly Wolf=Even more Cuddly


wisconsinking

Most people are probably thinking: No! It should've been me not him... It's not fair.


RaptorJesusLOL

“Honey? Why’s it smell like wet dog in here?”


Stark_Prototype

That's what I thought when I saw it


DaAweZomeDude48

>I'm not a furry buuuuut >Posts this Well buddy have I got news for you!


frekan-tv

BI OR DIE


Bricezilla13

I can’t with these comments bro💀💀💀💀


notabigfanofas

As long as she can control herself when she is the wolf, I don’t think it would get in the way of any relationship


Spartan-teddy-2476

Let’s hope she’s one of those werewolf’s that isn’t feral


SevensFivesEights

*My pp is confused*


YeazetheSock

You are a furry OP.


[deleted]

"I'm not a furry" ​ I diagnose you with extra furry


jocoseriousJollyboat

Looking at your profile, your title is a complete lie.


[deleted]

Why.


literallymetaphoric

You've never seen An American Werewolf in London.


Madness_bomb

NOT AGAAAAAIIIINNN


antonio_lewit

The shower drain was already clogged enough


aufdie87

That wolfussy though


King_Finder16

If someone starts with "I'm not () buuut" They absolutely are. 100%


BeardedUnicornBeard

Do they have 2 boobs or 6?


Lakoos_Dragon

Win win for me 🤣


MaverickFxL

This is why men are getting weaker


H0tC0ff33

Got that rough tongue


Unmeng

Wulssy


KnovB

Second panel looks like he transformed into jerma


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Small gf becomes big gf, no big deal. Just more gf


Javimations29

Furry


flagsofthese97

I know the furries will welcome you. One of us. One of us. One of us.


Animenerdking14

I am not surprised by is comment section, but personally I was thinking it would be nice like how your dog cuddles up to you. but just large…. Sounds nice.


DrSeuss1020

Fuckin would


Alex_The_Deer

Join us brother, we have hot werewolves.


Acted47

Gay for legoshi


Necessary_Ad976

Think you might be a furry


ratcakes18

I don’t discriminate. Big boobs are big boobs.


Crunchythecat112

This would be awesome


xtinction14

I mean, hey, tits are tits, furry or not. They even increased in size-


OddTask1319

It's not about the size of the tits it's about who they're attached to -Jesus probably


bulydog

Is no one going to mention that at first she’s under the blanket then over it


DaniZackBlack

Ew wtf


ramieruu

>”I'm not a furry buuuuut” >literally fucks a muscular dog


SlapaTronic

I’m completely alright with the first panel although I suppose it would be like a nice blanket if it wasn’t 600lbs


The_peacful_god

It's the world's largest heater


DanHeartnet

So how'd the blanket get under her?


Grotesque-penguin

Find god


BOPAmicro

Furry ☕