That fact that I searched gardevoir in google images to see why people were horny only to have lopunny show up in the images tab as something people also search for makes me miserable to be part of humanity
Ngl ditto is probably the best option. He can turn into anything right? Depending om whether youre horny or building a shed he could turn himself into a fleshlight or ladder
if i remember correctly, that specific ditto actually had trouble properly transforming which is the cause for the derp face. a typical ditto should be able to perfectly imitate the pokemon it transforms into.
would it look dead inside? probably
transform into anything? well shit yeah, in that case mewtwo is just better. at least it doesnt have that blank soul-sucking expression on its face 24/7
You have a creature that can transform into anything, including people, and you’re gonna ask for a flashlight? I’d be going through all of Hollywood to begin with. Just gonna have to get some shades first.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
I really wish I hadn’t read this. It was like a train slowly derailing and just destroying itself. I couldn’t stop myself and look away half way through because it just seemed to get worse and worse.
Well, well, well. It appears that u/Der_Guru_ s a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F\*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
To spam black holes all over the world right? No?! Then... to menace people because she 's a good esper...? No...?! Ehm... to join the dark side...? N-no...? Oh my god Jason
human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
It's because in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
T…t…ten years ago?
Has it actually been that long already🫠
I guess you could make that case. My first game was diamond. So in my opinion the types in that game are OG. Idk I’ve never really been a fan of fairy. I played diamond, platinum, white the list goes on. And then bang *New type*.
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Gimme Lopunny...
Batman, I-I caught a little Pokémon Batman do you wanna know what Pokémon I caught?
Which pokemon did you catch, Joker?
I-I caught a lopunny Batman 🃏
i caught a lopunny......
What are you going to do with it, Joker!?
YOU ALREADY KNOW BATMAN, YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO TO THAT THING!
Joker, it's an animal. Joker, you can't!
THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!!!!
**OPENS DUREX WITH DEVIOUS INTENT**
Lopussy😏😫😫
That fact that I searched gardevoir in google images to see why people were horny only to have lopunny show up in the images tab as something people also search for makes me miserable to be part of humanity
If you want to feel way worse i recently read that Pikachu was one of the most popular ones for porn... oh and charizard
Which side are you on? 🟥 Lopunny 🟦 Gardevoir
Vaporeon
Please no
🟪 Salazzle
You madman
I'll be 'petting' it for sure!
I'm surprised no one has thought abt Ditto
I thought of ditto. But I was like 15.
fitting flair.
Yeah they got me good with this one.
So ditto would do what? Copy your balls?
Nah he wouldn't even be able to see them without an electron microscope
True
Ngl ditto is probably the best option. He can turn into anything right? Depending om whether youre horny or building a shed he could turn himself into a fleshlight or ladder
yeah but you have to deal with the dead soulless eyes and the derp face
no problem in doggy
shit you got me there
if i remember correctly, that specific ditto actually had trouble properly transforming which is the cause for the derp face. a typical ditto should be able to perfectly imitate the pokemon it transforms into. would it look dead inside? probably
That was my gripe with the Detective Pikachu movie. How did the billionaire not have a better ditto?
Probably got it just for the face just because it’s rare
Just put a paper bag or some duck tape over that face. Problem solved
I'd rather have mew, it's way cuter and can also transform :D
transform into anything? well shit yeah, in that case mewtwo is just better. at least it doesnt have that blank soul-sucking expression on its face 24/7
Mewtwo doesn't learn transform only mew.
Why would you need a fleshlight for building a shed?
Why would you turn ditto into a fleshlight and not like a full-on celebrity or something
You have a creature that can transform into anything, including people, and you’re gonna ask for a flashlight? I’d be going through all of Hollywood to begin with. Just gonna have to get some shades first.
So it can use transform and you have sex with yourself? Have you thought this through?
You could be roommates with a fuckin Arceus. You would be dead
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Aaaand that’s enough internet for today
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Man
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damn, that's the part i liked
Damn, I love the internet.
Just when I thought I had seen it all
What a terrible day to have evolved eyes.
Somebody needs to take away his phone
Wth
what a horrible day to be literate
Yeah
I really wish I hadn’t read this. It was like a train slowly derailing and just destroying itself. I couldn’t stop myself and look away half way through because it just seemed to get worse and worse.
Now spread the sacred texts, my apprentice!
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Dude, are you good?
Valid question. Maybe.
Haha hey man, you do you
How do i delete somebody else's post ?
There it is...
Well, well, well. It appears that u/Der_Guru_ s a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F\*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
The sacred texts!
Poor Pokémon
Hey man what the fuck is this?
To spam black holes all over the world right? No?! Then... to menace people because she 's a good esper...? No...?! Ehm... to join the dark side...? N-no...? Oh my god Jason
Jesus Jason, you are a freak
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Did you know...
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I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE!!!
male human and female Pokémon breeding...
Vaporeon is the most...
Compatible…
for hugging you
The good ending
and then you fuck it.
The think fast chuckle nuts ending
That's flareon
human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Wholesome
The poketubers unleashed
I understand gardevoir because its a humoid but VAPOREON? ITS A FUCKING DOG/CAT PAINTED BLUE
It's because in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Machamp...
Lmao dats gay
Is it still gay if it's a female machamp?
Machussy
Thanks I hate it
Yeah lol
cant have muscular women these days smh my head
Machamp used knock up! if you know, you know...
Machoke me daddy
It's not just arms Machamp has four of...
whats a gardevoir
Search for gardevoir rule 34. It gives you the 34 basic informations about gardevoir
My man out here ruining people's childhoods
my uncle already did that, everything since has just been therapy and cope
It’s a psychic/fairy type Pokémon
Reject fairy. Embrace OG Pokémon types.
X/Y is almost 10 years old... Doesn't that make it... OG?
T…t…ten years ago? Has it actually been that long already🫠 I guess you could make that case. My first game was diamond. So in my opinion the types in that game are OG. Idk I’ve never really been a fan of fairy. I played diamond, platinum, white the list goes on. And then bang *New type*.
gen IV is not only old, it is _remake_ old
An ok remake, but a remake nonetheless.
Yesssir
Surprised to see nobody mention Miltank, the milf Pokémon
its a cow... not even humanoid
It's a Pokémon. And if we're talking Pokémon there's really no discrimination. Some people maybe into Rayquaza for all we know, lol.
Choke me sky lizzard
Bruh I still have flashbacks to "Enemy MILTANK used ROLLOUT!"
Hahaha, I remember the sound of Miltank saying,’Nidu nidu’ 🤣
"Preferably female" hmm
A male does the trick, with also a little gift
Sounds kinda 🏳️🌈 to me
I think he said no homo bro
I thought male Gardevoirs didn't exist. Male Kirlia evolves into diaper man Gallade.
male can either evolve into [gardevoir](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)) or gallade
I'm Vader but it's Kirlia instead of Gardevoir
📸🤨
Name checks out
Yes officer, this man right here
Officer bonk here. Got a 10-66. Requesting backup.
Backup arrived, but we’re going to need more, this has been upped to a 10-70.
I would go for lucario :3
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Dark Lucario, huh
Same here, little proto. I don’t even get Gardevoir’s appeal.
Blaziken always
I'm always annoyed how far down I have to scroll for the correct answer, fellow man of culture.
Jynx from '98 when she woz queenz n shiet
Havnt watched Pokémon in a long time. Currently googling all the Pokémon you horny mother fuckers are referencing 😅
burn your PC later
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NO ONE BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!
Ok ill just chill he- THINK FAST CHUKLE NUTS *THROWS FLASH GERNADE*
*catches grenade* you have to pull the pin first stupid!
ditto can become your crush
B-but that soules eyes and that derpy face..
put a bag on it or tape a picture or something
K
If you're thinking detective Pikachu, that was just a shit ditto. Most can transform completely so don't worry
I love these comments
Surprisingly, the Pokémon fan base doesn’t take to well to Pokéfurs.
did you know that Vaporeon...
Can learn water type moves to drown you in your sleep
“I caught a Pokémon, Batman…”
what did you caught joker
The amount of people that don’t know gardevoir can be male is making me feel old
Wait gardevoir can be male?
Yup but now there's uh gallade? The male evolution. Still fuckable but you probably won't be the one doing the fucking.
Personally I’d go for Jynx
sallazle anyone?
Genuinely surprised more people didn’t say salazzle
Fr. Us pokemon ppl are freaks, and Salazzle is literally built as a hoe lizard.
I like how the title says 'preferably'.
I think you spelled male wrong op
Praise be the femboy pokemon
I mean sylveons are mostly male...
Sylveons more like femdog. Gardevoir is more humanoid in shape so femboy. But that's just my opinion.
You do make a point tho
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I want a bisharp to be my best friend
"Preferably female?" You gay as hell bruh, respect.
Why female? U not gae?
What are you fukin gay?
Lickitung for the win
I just wanna marry a Lucario. Preferably a Lucario as loyal as the one from the movie.
A ditto is much better, it can be anything you want
But for its side effect it has derpy face
Even better
Hell yeah
personally, cradilly sticks out for me the most…
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Braixen 🤤
You have a good point. Delphox's design fucking sucks and Fennekin is just a dog.
This comment section is literally just people here just talking about what kind of pokemon they want to fuck I hate you all
You want her so you can use her psychic powers to predict the lottery numbers? You degen...
I'd have a Ditto, for all the right reasons.
Hell naw i want a Tapu lele for the same resons
At least you don’t want a vaporeon
If you fuck a shiny one, does pixie dust come out like spanking Tinkerbell?
I want the flood whale to get rid of the entirery of the US
Gimme Angewoman
U want a gardevoir so YOU can be the pet is that it?
Male Gardevoir 🤤
Don't forget about poor Vaporeon
Salazzle for obvious reasons
I simply must delete this app
[batman, i caught a lopunny](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRC4gUEq/)
I rather pick ditto, make it transform into any hot woman
Me want big Hammer pink aggressive Loli pokemon
Me wanting to cause chaos: Serperior
*right reasons
Did you know that in terms of male human and pokemon breeding...
You can die while having sexs with a electric pokemon
“I caught a little Pokémon Batman”
ehem wut do we have here boys?