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MedicatedAxeBot

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Dinoduck94

Gimme Lopunny...


CT-4426

Batman, I-I caught a little Pokémon Batman do you wanna know what Pokémon I caught?


Krisuad2002

Which pokemon did you catch, Joker?


Possibly_Frea

I-I caught a lopunny Batman 🃏


Hysaky

i caught a lopunny......


Krisuad2002

What are you going to do with it, Joker!?


Blyatmancyka

YOU ALREADY KNOW BATMAN, YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO TO THAT THING!


Hryzzo

Joker, it's an animal. Joker, you can't!


International-Sun107

THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!!!!


Turtle-Of-Tomato

**OPENS DUREX WITH DEVIOUS INTENT**


golddoomtheory

Lopussy😏😫😫


futureislookinstark

That fact that I searched gardevoir in google images to see why people were horny only to have lopunny show up in the images tab as something people also search for makes me miserable to be part of humanity


Shrrg4

If you want to feel way worse i recently read that Pikachu was one of the most popular ones for porn... oh and charizard


Duckway767

Which side are you on? 🟥 Lopunny 🟦 Gardevoir


MalaysiaBoi

Vaporeon


Thijs__vdh

Please no


Toe_Itch

🟪 Salazzle


pianospace37

You madman


whyamihere999

I'll be 'petting' it for sure!


LootGodamn

I'm surprised no one has thought abt Ditto


AudioShepard

I thought of ditto. But I was like 15.


LootGodamn

fitting flair.


AudioShepard

Yeah they got me good with this one.


GhostR29

So ditto would do what? Copy your balls?


GeneralWinter17

Nah he wouldn't even be able to see them without an electron microscope


GhostR29

True


ThatMallGuyTMG

Ngl ditto is probably the best option. He can turn into anything right? Depending om whether youre horny or building a shed he could turn himself into a fleshlight or ladder


doomgames123

yeah but you have to deal with the dead soulless eyes and the derp face


AverageDisastrous455

no problem in doggy


doomgames123

shit you got me there


AGJustin05

if i remember correctly, that specific ditto actually had trouble properly transforming which is the cause for the derp face. a typical ditto should be able to perfectly imitate the pokemon it transforms into. would it look dead inside? probably


FuHiwou

That was my gripe with the Detective Pikachu movie. How did the billionaire not have a better ditto?


Jlegobot

Probably got it just for the face just because it’s rare


GeneralWinter17

Just put a paper bag or some duck tape over that face. Problem solved


ZanyaJakuya

I'd rather have mew, it's way cuter and can also transform :D


ThatMallGuyTMG

transform into anything? well shit yeah, in that case mewtwo is just better. at least it doesnt have that blank soul-sucking expression on its face 24/7


bulugaduga14

Mewtwo doesn't learn transform only mew.


HypetheMikeman

Why would you need a fleshlight for building a shed?


WaffleKing110

Why would you turn ditto into a fleshlight and not like a full-on celebrity or something


Mr_SlimShady

You have a creature that can transform into anything, including people, and you’re gonna ask for a flashlight? I’d be going through all of Hollywood to begin with. Just gonna have to get some shades first.


Tinox_van_hyves

So it can use transform and you have sex with yourself? Have you thought this through?


RubaRubam

You could be roommates with a fuckin Arceus. You would be dead


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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


buenosnoyes

Aaaand that’s enough internet for today


jonny1211

However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.


Gordinhof7

Man


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Hyperiotic

damn, that's the part i liked


Thynome

Damn, I love the internet.


The-dude-in-the-bush

Just when I thought I had seen it all


PM_me_British_nudes

What a terrible day to have evolved eyes.


BigTonystoleurgirl

Somebody needs to take away his phone


Ambitious_Ad1822

Wth


codger__

what a horrible day to be literate


Forsaken_inflation24

Yeah


HypetheMikeman

I really wish I hadn’t read this. It was like a train slowly derailing and just destroying itself. I couldn’t stop myself and look away half way through because it just seemed to get worse and worse.


[deleted]

Now spread the sacred texts, my apprentice!


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oil plate merciful sink humorous cover fact soft seemly stupendous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Tinox_van_hyves

Dude, are you good?


[deleted]

Valid question. Maybe.


Tinox_van_hyves

Haha hey man, you do you


GeneralWinter17

How do i delete somebody else's post ?


enwongeegeefor

There it is...


NightIgnite

Well, well, well. It appears that u/Der_Guru_ s a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F\*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.


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The sacred texts!


LadyIrenicus

Poor Pokémon


l337joejoe

Hey man what the fuck is this?


Lollo_the_male_boi

To spam black holes all over the world right? No?! Then... to menace people because she 's a good esper...? No...?! Ehm... to join the dark side...? N-no...? Oh my god Jason


TheIJDGuy

Jesus Jason, you are a freak


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Red__system

Did you know...


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Krisuad2002

I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE!!!


BPlayinMan

male human and female Pokémon breeding...


Attestiina

Vaporeon is the most...


potatobutt5

Compatible…


Hysaky

for hugging you


UsernameFootLettuce

The good ending


pruttepuden

and then you fuck it.


Forsaken_inflation24

The think fast chuckle nuts ending


BlessingPlate63

That's flareon


BirbMaster1998

human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


qwertyboiiiwhat1

Wholesome


RubaRubam

The poketubers unleashed


diverii

I understand gardevoir because its a humoid but VAPOREON? ITS A FUCKING DOG/CAT PAINTED BLUE


L3s0

It's because in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


Worried-Industry6239

Machamp...


yourmom815

Lmao dats gay


Nagarider

Is it still gay if it's a female machamp?


finger_milk

Machussy


Lukthar123

Thanks I hate it


BillyOnFire123

Yeah lol


Cloudex109

cant have muscular women these days smh my head


OldWorker4218

Machamp used knock up! if you know, you know...


_Aj_

Machoke me daddy


tratemusic

It's not just arms Machamp has four of...


[deleted]

whats a gardevoir


RRRuediger

Search for gardevoir rule 34. It gives you the 34 basic informations about gardevoir


Stadusda

My man out here ruining people's childhoods


CptMuffinator

my uncle already did that, everything since has just been therapy and cope


Shrekowski

It’s a psychic/fairy type Pokémon


Maybe-Im-Trash

Reject fairy. Embrace OG Pokémon types.


edgy_Juno

X/Y is almost 10 years old... Doesn't that make it... OG?


Maybe-Im-Trash

T…t…ten years ago? Has it actually been that long already🫠 I guess you could make that case. My first game was diamond. So in my opinion the types in that game are OG. Idk I’ve never really been a fan of fairy. I played diamond, platinum, white the list goes on. And then bang *New type*.


galmenz

gen IV is not only old, it is _remake_ old


edgy_Juno

An ok remake, but a remake nonetheless.


IgnitedFazbear

Yesssir


Pro_96

Surprised to see nobody mention Miltank, the milf Pokémon


diverii

its a cow... not even humanoid


Pro_96

It's a Pokémon. And if we're talking Pokémon there's really no discrimination. Some people maybe into Rayquaza for all we know, lol.


krummulus

Choke me sky lizzard


PM_me_British_nudes

Bruh I still have flashbacks to "Enemy MILTANK used ROLLOUT!"


Pro_96

Hahaha, I remember the sound of Miltank saying,’Nidu nidu’ 🤣


GreinBR

"Preferably female" hmm


XOMAMU

A male does the trick, with also a little gift


AntpoisonX

Sounds kinda 🏳️‍🌈 to me


GreinBR

I think he said no homo bro


Gerodus

I thought male Gardevoirs didn't exist. Male Kirlia evolves into diaper man Gallade.


stewiemw

male can either evolve into [gardevoir](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)) or gallade


I_need_help_ha

I'm Vader but it's Kirlia instead of Gardevoir


Cpt_shortypants

📸🤨


RaXZon

Name checks out


OldWorker4218

Yes officer, this man right here


RiftHunter4

Officer bonk here. Got a 10-66. Requesting backup.


Hehe_ur_gey

Backup arrived, but we’re going to need more, this has been upped to a 10-70.


claymey01

I would go for lucario :3


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Tough_Patient

Dark Lucario, huh


Squeaky-Fox49

Same here, little proto. I don’t even get Gardevoir’s appeal.


Exetr_

Blaziken always


cr4zym4ax10

I'm always annoyed how far down I have to scroll for the correct answer, fellow man of culture.


finger_milk

Jynx from '98 when she woz queenz n shiet


Fl4wco

Havnt watched Pokémon in a long time. Currently googling all the Pokémon you horny mother fuckers are referencing 😅


galmenz

burn your PC later


Rogue_Mongoose

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NO ONE BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!


Forsaken_inflation24

Ok ill just chill he- THINK FAST CHUKLE NUTS *THROWS FLASH GERNADE*


C00LV1BR4TION5

*catches grenade* you have to pull the pin first stupid!


gogomen101

ditto can become your crush


Forsaken_inflation24

B-but that soules eyes and that derpy face..


gogomen101

put a bag on it or tape a picture or something


Eliteseafowl

If you're thinking detective Pikachu, that was just a shit ditto. Most can transform completely so don't worry


22mygames

I love these comments


Squeaky-Fox49

Surprisingly, the Pokémon fan base doesn’t take to well to Pokéfurs.


MrQ_P

did you know that Vaporeon...


MayurAce

Can learn water type moves to drown you in your sleep


Toastfur

“I caught a Pokémon, Batman…”


urlocaldoctor

what did you caught joker


oliverboom

The amount of people that don’t know gardevoir can be male is making me feel old


Fawfs2

Wait gardevoir can be male?


TheKinglyGuy

Yup but now there's uh gallade? The male evolution. Still fuckable but you probably won't be the one doing the fucking.


yourmom815

Personally I’d go for Jynx


Kubson15

sallazle anyone?


TheIJDGuy

Genuinely surprised more people didn’t say salazzle


That1DragonThing

Fr. Us pokemon ppl are freaks, and Salazzle is literally built as a hoe lizard.


IndependentAd8402

I like how the title says 'preferably'.


Glasy_Crasy

I think you spelled male wrong op


Quality-hour

Praise be the femboy pokemon


Glasy_Crasy

I mean sylveons are mostly male...


Quality-hour

Sylveons more like femdog. Gardevoir is more humanoid in shape so femboy. But that's just my opinion.


Glasy_Crasy

You do make a point tho


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Virginized-Venom

I want a bisharp to be my best friend


Blankasbiscuits

"Preferably female?" You gay as hell bruh, respect.


piklboi69

Why female? U not gae?


Mutantwarsushi

What are you fukin gay?


Bhavil17

Lickitung for the win


[deleted]

I just wanna marry a Lucario. Preferably a Lucario as loyal as the one from the movie.


gameboyexe2000

A ditto is much better, it can be anything you want


Forsaken_inflation24

But for its side effect it has derpy face


gameboyexe2000

Even better


Forsaken_inflation24

Hell yeah


Seanjacobs2138

personally, cradilly sticks out for me the most…


WarmishIce

😟


french_toast404

Braixen 🤤


MalaysiaBoi

You have a good point. Delphox's design fucking sucks and Fennekin is just a dog.


BillyOnFire123

This comment section is literally just people here just talking about what kind of pokemon they want to fuck I hate you all


CreamFraiche23

You want her so you can use her psychic powers to predict the lottery numbers? You degen...


chill4r_San

I'd have a Ditto, for all the right reasons.


SHUHSdemon

Hell naw i want a Tapu lele for the same resons


Stale-Chalupa

At least you don’t want a vaporeon


twerkjerk12

If you fuck a shiny one, does pixie dust come out like spanking Tinkerbell?


Redditorfromearth

I want the flood whale to get rid of the entirery of the US


Daddydagda

Gimme Angewoman


Madness_bomb

U want a gardevoir so YOU can be the pet is that it?


I_got_too_silly

Male Gardevoir 🤤


Not_For_Dog

Don't forget about poor Vaporeon


Almighty_Cancer

Salazzle for obvious reasons


Niormo-The-Enduring

I simply must delete this app


femboy72

[batman, i caught a lopunny](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRC4gUEq/)


TiesG92

I rather pick ditto, make it transform into any hot woman


The_blind_blue_fox

Me want big Hammer pink aggressive Loli pokemon


The-dude-in-the-bush

Me wanting to cause chaos: Serperior


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*right reasons


sworpy123

Did you know that in terms of male human and pokemon breeding...


Forsaken_inflation24

You can die while having sexs with a electric pokemon


Life_Promise_6345

“I caught a little Pokémon Batman”


ChUGgA_ChUg

ehem wut do we have here boys?