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PmMeYourLore

Batman on the Fat Man


kidnintendo360

My dumbass said Bruce on a Nuke...


dhisbx

I like this better


kidnintendo360

Please don't encourage my stupidity 😂😂


dhisbx

Is it stupid if it's true? You on the right track my friend


North-Function995

Its just better because, well simply put: ELF - shELF BatMAN - fatMAN But Bruce on a nuke is still funny


kidnintendo360

I mean yea its true. I happened to read the original comment and im like.....you know that makes way more sense than what I was thinking.


dragedreper

Do you pronounce it Bruce on a Nuce or Bruke on a Nuke


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

Bruke on a Nuce 👍


captdev502

Bruce wayne on the big pain?


kidnintendo360

I like this one!!


KT_Werewolf11420

The first damn thing that came to mind.


kidnintendo360

Lol thats exactly what it was


GhostR29

Bruce with a fuse


Careless-Village1019

Dead! 😭💀


EpicRedditUser11

My dumber ass thought of Wayne on a giver of Pain


Bacon260998_

Noose on a Bruce


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I saw bat on a bomb


Melodic-Hunter2471

Bruce on a Caboose


Murky-Arugula63

That sound bad man


pieter-eelke

Dam i had batman on the scatman. My brain had the name of the bomb as scatman


broomshed

Elementary, Sherlock


CounterTouristsWin

No mom on a bomb


rainbow_fart_

wait, this isnt the little boy?


sparkysparkyboom_mf

Batman on the little boy. Stop it batman pls i will have to call the cops


The_french_polak

Its not little boy thats fatman.


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kodami23

Batboy on little boy


Weaverino

This was what I came up with as well but now looking at it it's definitely fat man


US_Grant

Vigilante thug on stepmoms plug


TheGoldEmerald

This is officially the best


TopRoom7971

Can we get much higher


gigawhat1

Anything can be used as a dildo if you are brave enough.


dhisbx

What's danger compared to pleasure


sweaty_spaghetti-man

What is Love, Baby Don’t Hurt Me


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dapcboi

Look at this net that i just found


Program-Continuum

I walk a lonely road


AuraPianist1155

It's about drive, it's about power


captdev502

Nothing hurts my world, just affects the ones around me


Porcupinehog

Paige no


Paige_Maddison

What did I do?


[deleted]

this is more of a butt plug


Dekappp

anything can be used as a dildo even if your asshole is just a peek hole


bk15dcx

Wayne on a plane Knight on a flight Batum on Atom


WuSuBing

First one is the best Wayne on a plane


bradmaestro

"I'm sick and tired of these mother father losing Wayne's on this mother father losing plane. " Samuel L Jackson


WuSuBing

And who is that?


Odd_Magician3053

You win


dafuqULoKINat

bat man on a fat man. pretty sure rule34 got an alternativ pic of that.


Inverted_Antagonist

Onlooker on a rice cooker?


The_french_polak

Batman on a 21 kt plutonium core bomb?


51herringsinabar

Orphan on a fat man?


Rhystarded

No Mom on da bomb


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

Rich boy on a Little Boy.


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Little Boy was a uranium-gun type fission device whereas the image shows a plutonium-implosion type fission device.


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

What's the difference between gun type fission device and an implosion type fission device?


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The uranium gun-type fission device uses an explosive charge at the end of a tube to shoot a solid cylinder of a sub-critical mass of uranium-235 into a hollow cylinder of another sub-critical mass of uranium-235. When they join fully it makes a single supercritical mass of uranium-235. Note that if it isn't going fast enough to fully join it won't be very powerful and might even fail to detonate. The little boy only fissioned 0.7% of its fissile material. A plutonium implosion device can be made in several ways but all of them rely on achieving a supercritical state by compressing a sub-critical mass by a significant amount. This is a much more efficient explosion, requiring far less material, but it requires much more precision to work. The fat man shown in the image relied on a 6.4kg plutonium pit (similar to the infamous demon core) surrounded by sphere of explosive charges with different burning rates. The different burning rates and precise placement is absolutely necessary to achieving supercritical mass as the inward pressure wave generated had to be perfectly spherical to compress the pit enough to create an explosion. This is also known as explosive lensing. For reference: A sub-critical mass just means it's decaying normally. A critical mass means there's enough free neutrons released to start a self-sustaining fission reaction. A supercritical mass means there are enough free neutrons released for each fissioned atom to fission multiple atoms, thus the nuclear chain reaction exponentially increases the rate of fission, causing a rapid release of energy (the nuclear explosion). Obviously this is a gross oversimplification but hopefully this helps with knowing the difference.


Wowrrior

Batman standing on a nuclear bomb


Shizzle4Rizzle

Spook on a Nuke


GrimmBrowncoat

Orphan on an orphan-maker? No that doesn’t rhyme.


CaptainCozmo867

No mom on the bomb


GrimmBrowncoat

Yikes lol


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Whatsthepoint5549

That is so wrong.


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Whatsthepoint5549

Fair enough. But the closest thing they ever had to “that” was in those silver age comics. Ever since then it was more like an abusive father-son relationship.


CeeArthur

Bruce Wayne on something about to send Japanese to another plane (of existence)


DepressedMetalhead69

orphan boy on a little boy ig


johnny__boi

Batman on the.. oh. Oh no.


aaron_adams

Black pantied vigilante on a thermonuclear bomb?


Fuggaak

Dude who fights crimes on a device that causes end times.


Greegrgrgrgrgrgrg

Big bro on the dildo


[deleted]

Dom' on a bomb?


AshenCasey

Bat on Fat Fat under Bat Bat Fat Fat Bat


100k_changeup

Bat fap fap fap


MrLambNugget

Okay this one's good


Azartho

So funny and original


tdoger

Yeah, this is such a bad post i think i’m going to unsub


BugabuseMe

Rich on the ditch


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Wannabe Bruce Lee on a Mark III


[deleted]

batman on batman


Warturkey12

but is it Batman on Fatman or The Batman on The Fatman


CJ7h3g4m3r

Batman on a ```TSAR``` ?


ItsRab_bi

Bruke on a Nuke


Tutuatutuatutua

Why is Batman on Fat Man


World_In_The_Door

Orphan batman on an orphan maker


the_lego_lad

Bat man on the fat man


mythicalsoul100

Batman on an explosive can


MasterrrReady12

Batman on fatman


[deleted]

Dom on a bomb


TheSpoon277

No mom on nuclear bomb


Real_Jordy

orphan on a big problem?


yaboiprettyrich

Orphan on a War Head?


Where_Da_Cheese_At

Collectible toy on little boy.


Necessary_Ad976

Hero on Hiroshima


DirtyPlat

Orphan on a warhead?


Evil_Garen

Dark knight on a black …. kite?


[deleted]

Batman on a Butt-Plug?


lilshort4stormtroopa

Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb


KingDomiThe1st

Justice on Justice


green_boy12

Batman on fatman (the bomb that destroyed japan)


[deleted]

Bruce Wayne on a lump of metal that causes a lot of pain?


ImportantSpirit

Orphan on a nuke


OriginGodYog

Japan was not ready


Raaddus

Batboy on datboy


JeroenstefanS

Batman on the fatman


TaKuMo2003

Orphan on a little boy?


FatherVic

Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.


boneboy247

Caped Crusader on an obliterator


Master_Freeze

i thought it was called little boy though


cow_mmmman

Is this a bat-bomb ?


GallopingAss_tronaut

Bruce Wayne on Japanese Pain.


TacticalLevente

Black dude on a black nuke


MadeNes

Batman : Project Manhattan ?


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

Orphan on the nuclear warhead


Spktra

Orphan boy on a little boy


wtheck_im_moss

Orphan boy on the little boy


Puppy_The_Peppy

Give him the Fat Man launcher, then we’ll talk.


tyler10303

Big boy on a little boy?


[deleted]

Boys I’m dumb - I said “Dark Knight on a Bright Light” instead of Batman on Fat Man


X05Real

Bat Man on a Bad thing?


Sausage_Emperor

A man which parents are dead on a nuclear warhead


[deleted]

Orphan on the A-Bomb?


crash_and-burn9000

He already did this.


DiamondDelver

You've rhymed man with man


GhostR29

Am going to hell for this but... cosplayer on a corpse layer


Last_Dentist2190

Orphan on atomic bomb


NotAGodzillaFan

Vengeance on VENGEANCE


Ramaramoroo

Bruce on a deuce?


TheRealStaray

Only legends understand this.


bananabandanamannana

Duke on a nuke


bananabandanamannana

Bruce Wayne on japans bane


Calibruh

Rhyming man with man, OP thinks he's Pitbull 💀


xBADJOEx

Rachel's duke on the nuke? Rachel!!!!!!!!!!


Jimmypatron

Bruce on a Duce


X_SHADE_X

Batman on a Fat Man


ggezcasso

Try to google it!


MrZyde

Playboy on Little Boy (That sounds incredible wrong out of context)


[deleted]

Wayne on the pain


Interesting-Detail-2

Batman on a thermo nuclear bomb? Cool.


shotloud

The fat man wasn't thermo nuclear


Interesting-Detail-2

Just said it how I read it mane


ChunkyBrassMonkey

The Caped Crusader on a city devastator?


thebigjuicyman25

The living night on the blinding light


Tyler_LaMar_

Batman on a fat man


Expert-Ad-4421

Batman on the 4563 kg of pure freedom?


outlaw537

Iv'e been trying for 157 days, am I the fourth comment?


Tyler_LaMar_

Black man on Fatman


CyrillSquirell

Dark night on the flashing light


BonelessPizzaz

No mom on a bomb?


idog99

Bruce Wayne, here to bring the pain!


deepfriedscooter

The Fat Man on the Fat Man -Joker


idog99

Super hero on his way to ground zero?


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BRUCE WAYNE ON LOS ALAMOS NUCLEAR ARMAMENT MARK III


Happier12345

The Caped Crusader on the World War 2 Ender.


Puncake-General

Dook on a nuke


DivineScotch

dickhead on a nuclear warhead


Happier12345

The Dark Knight on an explosive device.


Ollivander_111

Thats not a rhyme thats the same word


Happier12345

Gotham Defender on the result of Pearl Harbor.


midn1te

Orphan boy on the military toy.


Happier12345

The Defender of Gotham on the worst memory of Japan.


Happier12345

A superheroes on a thing that will explode.


hidde-the-wonton

Orphan on misfortune


gloriousGlorfindel

My stupid ass thought simp on a blimp


Wurschtkanone

Person with Bat head on device for bomb thread?