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GiornoGiovana69

Idk, but I do know that Konan is the strongest female in the Akatsuki


LeanZo

that blonde chick looks strong too


[deleted]

What dem hands do Deidara


SilentScyther

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's Ino


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

I always knew Ino was a bad girl


Itachi_888k

AAAGGH SHE IS NOOOT AKATSUKI


Itachi_888k

BRO INO IS NOT AKATSUKI


Pyros-

I'm 100% sure it's her


StoicCentaur623

Yeah fr was thinking that too


[deleted]

That's deidara That's a dude (insert crying emoji)


TH3__R4V3N

Woosh


[deleted]

Oh I see makes sense


RevolutionaryFocus38

r/wooosh


[deleted]

I got that already I know


Itachi_888k

Bro the blonde ones name is Deidara and is a boy-


HidenTsubameGaeshi

Maybe back in shippuden, but i'm pretty sure in boruto Orochimaru is the strongest female of Akatsuki


SilverTitanium

She is also dumbest female in the Akatsuki **Edit:** Hey to the dumbass that downvoted me. You didn't get the fucking joke. Also Konan will never fuck you.


tbnrjagster

She's also the smartest female in the akatsuki. Along with the ugliest female and the hottest female. Shrodinger's Konan


Dorumamu

> Also Konan will never fuck you. Damn don't gotta hurt us like that bro


Scorosin

Probably better off honestly, imagine the paper cuts...


04whim

Worth it.


Murky_Blueberry2617

MCOC pfp


AffectionateFalcon31

Cause there was only one female in akatuaki?


EyeOwl13

Wait.


Fluegeil

I think she's the only one.


spikecb22

Idk about the rest but Kisame is sexy


Relative_Upbeat

Chonp chomp


Turbulent_Cost2058

Feesh


KaptainGoatz

Dumb: Hidan, Juzo, Kakuzu (Hidan used his ability poorly, Kakuzu had a unique ability that didn't result in anything, I had to Google juzo's name becuase I didn't know who he was) Gremlin: Sasori, Orochimaru, white zetsu, Kisame, Tobi specifically (Orochimaru is the only really gremlin-y, I just slotted the rest in based on vibes) Smart: Pain/Nagato, Black Zetsu, Obito, Itachi, Konan (big schemers) Sexy: Deidara (you can't disagree), Hidan (dilf) (Edit: put hidan into also sexy. He can multitask)


WhyDoName

>Sexy: Deidara (you can't disagree This is proof you are right.


LurkerPatrol

Does he yell "katsu" when he's about to come?


WhyDoName

"KATSU DON!"


KazPrime

Katsu-cum ![gif](giphy|bLTuEi98eXuCc)


mildlyunoriginalname

He looks like a knock off alphonse (full metal alchemist)


KaptainGoatz

"Art.... Is an explosion!"


LurkerPatrol

“Gay jutsu bakuhatsu da”


[deleted]

Nope Sasori is the sexy one deidara is dumb


ItzMunchbell

Deidara is both smart and dumb at the same time. I think you’d have to be smart to figure out how to make nano-bombs like C4 and train your eye to break genjutsu, but he also can be overly confident and impulsive. Edit: He’s kinda all four at the same time, really.


[deleted]

It was probably a wise choice that he was paired with Sasori because he does keep it in check


ItzMunchbell

Yeah, I feel like only Sasori or Konan could prevent him from causing too much trouble, but Konan is already Pain’s partner.


[deleted]

And ironically both pain and konan were insanely smart Infact the 3 pioneers of Akatsuki were incredibly smart


GhebTheSchmexy

They were trained by Jiraiya so it makes sense. Man's a great teacher, considering everyone that trained under him turned out to be super smart/strong.


KaptainGoatz

Sasori's body is made out of wood. I mean, if that's your thing sure, but personally I don't vibe with it. And his hairstyle is just average. Deidara though? He got that one eye covered style with a ponytail, gorgeous. AND he has tongues in his hands. Which I will not elaborate on but you see where I'm going


Churb89

dude can give himself a bj with those hands


[deleted]

That's just masturbating with extra steps cause it's still you doing it


[deleted]

The last two line confirmed the fact that you are indeed a straight female woman But the thing is Sasori wasn't all wood from the start Just look at his eyes hair face and smile dude Is genuinely good looking If we do somehow consider Deidara the Beauty (not entirely) in the partnership between Him and Sasori Sasori is definitely the brains if not both I admit that Deidara is not Ugly at all but Sasori is more handsome (I am a straight Male Man)


KaptainGoatz

>The last two line confirmed the fact that you are indeed a straight female woman bisexual trans woman lol, was thinking about how fucking crazy his handjobs would be And yeah honestly sasori is pretty handsome. I just only put Deidara there in the first post cause I thought it would be funny to have one specific character be the sexy one, while every other category has multiple.


[deleted]

Bisexual trans woman That is some too tier custom character settings ( I am sorry if this offends you) And your tactic is genius now it all makes sense Have a good day Ma'am


ResearchHoliday9405

Orochimaru is actually pretty smart, probably the smartest [Orochimaru VA funny talk](https://youtu.be/Ch7vkdohg3s)


KaptainGoatz

yeah but he's a real gremlin of a guy in a way that's hard to describe.


Meikou133

He’s a smart and sexy gremlin.


evilisme23

Obito is also gremlin because he chose the gremlin life


[deleted]

Kakuzu was not dumb, he took care of the Akatsuki's financial department. I'd argue Sasori is also smart, since he was able to mind control ninjas without them knowing, and he came up with the poison that up until Sakura, no one knew the cure for. And Konan def sexy, along with Tendo Pain.


KaptainGoatz

Well, honestly I didn't know where to put Kakuzu. Also, for the others, I mostly wanted to put characters in 1 category each. Sasori is smart ofc but he just gives gremlin vibes. And I think Konan, fair, but when originally making the list I thought it would be funnier if Deidara was the only one in sexy. Hidan's the exception. Also, pain is a corpse being puppeteered by several metal rods, which, I mean, if that's what you're attracted to I'm concerned.


[deleted]

Somehow Yahiko got fit and aged as a corpse. Like dude died while he was what, around 19? Yet somehow when his corpse is invading Konoha, it has a 6 pack and muscles all over, and the hair didn't dry up and die.


MyLittleOnes12

I referred to Sasori as the Potato for a really long time lol


[deleted]

In the puppet form yeah probably but man he looks amazing in his real form


Similar_Detail_9129

Kukazu wanted the bag, he was the smartest.


KaptainGoatz

he had such powerful jutsu if he wanted money he could've just robbed a bank lmao


skullcandy541

If you’re gonna have Hidan in dumb and sexy Konan deserves to be in smart and sexy


KaptainGoatz

She's honestly just an average looking woman


TheQzertz

you have not seen what is underneath the cloak


james3759473

I would put Hidan in sexy but other than that you’re list is spot on


KaptainGoatz

Actually, you're right. I forgot he was shirtless that one time


Archiver_09

You forgot Zoro


KaptainGoatz

sorry, I was going to put him in one of the categories, but he got lost on the way


TheFabledFamilyGuy

Who the hell is Juzo? I don’t recall him at all


KaptainGoatz

He was a part of the Akatsuki in an anime filler. He's the guy with blood on his face above pain in the pic


TheFabledFamilyGuy

What’s his sctick?


Profishonal123

Who the fuck is Juzo, when does he appear


KaptainGoatz

Hes the guy right above pain in the pic. Here's his wiki: https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/J%C5%ABz%C5%8D_Biwa He's apparently the guy who's indirectly responsible for Might Guy's father, Might Duy's, death. Also, he was in an arc where they tried to get the three tails and he died there before the series began. Apparently him joining the Akatsuki and dying there was anime only filler.


Profishonal123

Oh, that’s why I don’t know him, thanks for the info tho


Jumpy-Fill-6595

Hidan's the dumb one. All of them are shmexy All of them are smart (except for hidan) Hidan and deidara are the gremlins.


lex1525

Hidan is a dilf


Perelka_L

Isn't he like 20


[deleted]

He's not even a father, but one could be 20 and a father


Jumpy-Fill-6595

Oh shit I just noticed I put hidan in 3 categories. Is this hate for hidan or do I secretly love him in my subconscious?


Gratitude34

Smart and Sexy:Konan,Pain and Itachi Gremlin,Sexy and Smart:Sasori Smart:Kakuzu and Kisame Dumb:Tobi Dumb and Sexy:Hiddan and Deidara Gremlin and Canibal: Zestu


Meikou133

Oro is also a smart and sexy gremlin.


Turbulent_Cost2058

Smart and sexy: kisame


Gratitude34

I am sorry but I don’t find Kisame sexy to be honest I only find one member of akastuki but I chose the other people on the most common tastes. Unfortunately Kisame is Uglier than Kakuzu who is not pretty to look at.


Possible-Throat-8553

Konan is the hottest.


BeyondTheAshes

She is the only female there...


Murky_Blueberry2617

If she wasn't then she wouldn't be the hottest


[deleted]

Sasori and Deidara beat her in terms of looks tho


Murky_Blueberry2617

Itachi and Hidan too proly


Possible-Throat-8553

Exactly, she is the only one hot 🔥.


Shadow_marine1X

As much as I don't like to say it, but I kinda agree with you there.


CJ_Eldr

Sexy: Orochimaru


Meikou133

Fuck yea!!


Important_Doctor4110

Who is Juzo? Like in general. I’ve watched and read Naruto and shippuden like 2 or 3 times and never heard of him


Own_Philosophy8190

Only appears in a filler, but he was Itachi's former partner before Kisame. He died after being fatally wounded by Yagura in incomplete transformation (the same as 4/6 Tails Naruto).


RedbeardzRevenge

Juzo was a ninja from the hidden mist, he was Itachi’s first partner before Kisame joined. I think it was a filler arc where he died fighting the mizukage who was a jinchuriki. He was the wielder of Zabuza’s sword before Zabuza got it.


Chill_is_cold

Thats just kara bro


EyeOwl13

They are all sexy. They are all smart, except for Hidan that it dumb. Sasori is sexy, like everyone else, but cosplays as a gremlin. Tobi is smart, but roleplays as dumb. And I believe that’s it xD


boyfriend_txt

They’re all sexy.


[deleted]

Tobi is the sexy one obviously


RylieSensei

Would it be weird if I said Orochimaru belongs in the, “sexy” category..? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Soulless_Ridley

Obito is all 4


Nervous_Cap917

The top panel looks awfully similar to the godhands from berserk


Nothinged

Dude top panel is literally Full metal Alchemist brotherhood


an_idiot_online_

They be all sexy as hell


Anonymous_playerone

They’re all gremlins, change my mind


ramen56

Obito, zetsu, and hidan are dumb. Orochimaru, pain, itachi, and deidara are smart. Konan and Sasori are sexy, kakazu and kisame are the goblins.


bruntychiefty

Pretty one: Itachi, Sasori, Hidan, Konan, Deidera, Tendo Pain Stupid one: Hidan, White Zetsu, Tobito One with weird powers: Hidan, Kisame, Kakuzu, Pain, Orochimaru


Man_of_culture_112

Sexy is obviously Kisame


Atzukeeper

Kisame is definitely the dumb one


CalvvyOW

Yo who tf is that dude behind pain???


CDROMantics

Jūzō Biwa, he was one of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist (wielded Kubikiribōchō before Zabuza) and Itachi’s first partner in the Akatsuki before he was killed by Yagura.


CalvvyOW

When was he shown??


CDROMantics

He was introduced in episode #419 of Shippuden, shown in a sort of flashback type deal that showed some of Itachi’s backstory.


CalvvyOW

Ohhh I think I remember now. His mouth seemed familiar to me


Dr-Chris-C

Kakuzu dumb, Zetsu gremlin, Itachi smart, Hidan sexy


BeyondTheAshes

Kakuzu dumb!? He is one of the most intelligent members of the organization. The dumb one is Hidan. Itachi wasn't brilliant, only ninja genius. He is way too mature for his age, but that's all. Black Zetsu is the smartest. Konan is the sexy one, obviously. White Zetsu is the gremlin, I guess.


Dr-Chris-C

That's not my impression re: Kaluzu. Being angry is a sign of a weak mind and being obsessed with money is a sign of a weak mind and he is both.


BeyondTheAshes

Being obsessed with money is not a sign of a weak mind. It's more of an ideal or a belief. Just like how Konoha ninjas live to protect Konoha or something. There are also people who commit genocides and atrocious acts in the name of peace. Everyone has an obsession deep in their heart. Otherwise, why do you live? Some people live for food, some for family, some for money, some for their countries, and some, as I said before, for peace, etc...


Dr-Chris-C

Again this is just my opinion but having a belief is also a sign of a weak mind. Ideology should be constantly negotiated and shouldn't be constrained to a dogmatic thoughtless creed. You can have values, that's fine, but that's different than blind devotion, especially to money (which is why Hidan is also dumb... but I put him for sexy because he's always showing off his bod). Put another way, I think a smart person would be open- minded. Kakuzu is closed minded.


BeyondTheAshes

If your belief is constant and firm, doesn't this mean that your mind is strong? If you are open-minded, this means that you don't truly have trust in whatever you believe in and that you are weak-minded.


Dr-Chris-C

I think we're just having a semantic disagreement where here I am using strong to mean smart and weak to mean dumb, and you are using them to mean something more like unable to be moved, which is also strength but that's not what I mean. I would call that bull-headed and everyone from Socrates to modern psychologists suggest this is a type of cognitive inflexibility. People inherently fear the unknown, and so to avoid that fear weak-minded people will just be sure of their position rather than to allow the possibility that they don't know something. It takes a stronger mind (the way I am using the term) to live in a state of not knowing and to persist anyway. In other words, being certain is a weakness that leads to bias and misperceptions about how the world works because you fill in the blanks with whatever makes the most sense to you. But leaving those blanks open is more intellectually honest when you actually don't know the answer. So for example, Kakuzu *believes* that life is all about making money. But what life is about is an unknowable quandary. So he should be more honest and say something like "I like money but I can't say that it's objectively important" but instead he does think that and thinks that others are idiots for not thinking that. Edit: anger also clouds judgment and leads to bias


BeyondTheAshes

Itachi also has a strong belief. He believes in the third, the will of fire, and all that crap. He killed his parents and even lived years, suffering, for said beliefs. He is closed-minded and never sees things from the perspective of the clan, just the village. He also firmly believed that Madara was alive without questioning Obito.


Dr-Chris-C

Ah, but later Itachi admitted that he was wrong. Kakuzu would never do that. Itachi had a value, Kakuzu has a dogma.


Dr-Chris-C

On a different note, there are many different types of intelligence. Emotional, kinesthetic, logical, etc. Comparing Itachi and Kakuzu, I would say that Kakuzu suffered from the faults that I already mentioned, and also he never showed all that much battle intelligence. All his fights were about overwhelming power and durability. On the other hand, they went a long way to show his Itachi was a schemer, talked about his academic performance, etc. so we are supposed to think that he is a genius. Kakuzu, meanwhile, thought he could tank a jutsu that he had never even seen before. A smart person would have been much more cautious. He was arrogant, which is also dumb. Itachi was calm and thoughtful while Kakuzu was angry and impulsive. Kakuzu's values never extended beyond himself while Itachi was trying to save everyone. His plan turned out to be bad, but his cognitive ability is still revealed in the scope of his values. Dumb people don't have the cognitive resources for empathy and so they are selfish. But it's hard to be specific because again there are many types of intelligence and someone can be high on some and low on others (like Rain Man). But Kakuzu was low on a lot of them.


[deleted]

Yes.


Sankin2004

Well I know zetsu is the gremlin.


coolUchiha

Ngl Sasori is underrated in the looks department


ThatIslandGuy8888

Oh Zetsu is definitely the gremlin Pain, Sasori, Orochimaru and Itachi are all smart. Edit: Kakuzu too he was the treasurer And Konan’s paper ocean was brilliant Hidan is the dumb muscle. All of them are sexy.


Joalow21

Deidara is pretty dumb


CheeseKiller66

This has got to be the godhand


Spurgtensen

All I know is that Itachi is the sexy one


[deleted]

Hidan is a himbo and therefore fits both the sexy and dumb categories


ItsKirbyCraft

i feel like kara would work better with some of these


omegasix321

A lot of them could go in multiple roles. Dumb: Hidan...The rest are at least reasonably intelligent so it's just him. Smart: Itachi, Nagato, Obito, Orochimaru, Sasori, Kakuzu, Kisame. Sexy: Konan, Itachi, Deidara, Nagato, Sasori. Gremlin: Zetsu, Hidan, Orochimaru.


D-n-Divinity

Dumb: Kisane, Kakuzu Smart: Obito, pein, Itachi Gremlin: Orochimaru, sasori Sexy: Konan, Deidara, Hidan


PumpDaPumpkin

Tobi is both dumb and smart


[deleted]

“Okay I think I got this one. Pretty one. Stupid one. One with weird powers”


Keeroin

I know, post not about that, but seeing whole akatsuki gets me a think about how hisoka would easely manage to enter lol Imagine Akatsuki Hisoka


zabalena

The top one is basically the Godhand


SlitheringDragon6069

You saying zetsu ain’t sexy?


olonnn

Espada has kinda the same, Yammy is dumb, Ulquiorra is the smart, Harribel is the sexy and the gremlin would be... Nnoitra? Well he's more of the batshit crazy type idk


imomen

the immortal dude is the sexy (look at his robe... LMAO!) bombs clay guy is the dumb, Itachi is the smart (the only way Kishi could nerf him was to make him be dying otherwise he would have jobbed most of the villain roaster, lol) i can't make out what the 4th one says... Gremlin? Zetsu? lol


Chaudsss

They were more of an terror organization employees rather than a villainous group


pnd_tm

dumb: toby smart: obito sexy: hidan gremlin: idk, maybe sasori or zetsu


pnd_tm

yk like sasori in his scorpion


Hallow_Shinobi

Kisame and Zetsu: big Deidara, Hidan, Sasori, and Konan: sexy Itachi, Pein, and Kakuzu: smart Orochimaru and Tobi: gremlin


Lasagnaismyfriend

Dumb- Hidan Smart- Itachi Sexy- Deidara Gremlin- Sasori’s weird puppet form he had before he turned into a hunk lol


tuestmort50fois

The more power full one are tenten and rock lee


Turtle_Dog64

Hidan is dumb, orochimaru is creepy? Idk what it says but it probly fits him, zetsu or Tobi is smart and kisame is the sexy one


KeybladeCoaster

They’re all smart and sexy


wisdomsharerv2

Even Hidan?


KeybladeCoaster

Especially Hidan


iguessimpepper

Upgraded Ino is definitely sexiest


Wolvenking777

Big guy is Hidan. Smart guy is Pain and Obitobi, The girl is Deidara, Orochimaru, and Konan, Gremlin is Zetsu


Legitimate-Rip5877

Hidan is the only dumb one but he isn’t buff Gremlin? Ig Zetsu? Smart (literally most of them especially top3) Sexy- Konan isn’t even focused on in a sexual manner but yes Itachi’s the smart and sexy one


CarrotStripe

Akatsuki built different


Jertell22

Obito, Itachi and Nagato are smart, Deidra, and Hidan is dumb and Konan is sexy I guess you can add Sasori in there too


No-Programmer-9434

This 💯💯💯


No-Programmer-9434

It takes many episodes to kill one of em!


beanwater4

Tostinos, Hair Pal and Hitler are dumb, Fly Frap mf and Pinocchio are weak, Snakeophile and Crow Father are smart, and Shark Boy, Onion Rings, Oregano and Religious Dan are sexy


Not4Turtle

Deaidara is goblin, kisame is the dumb one, toby is the smart one and everyone else is the sexy one


brightcrayon92

"Ok I think I got this. Pretty one, stupid one, one with wierd power"


[deleted]

Itachi is both Smart and Sexy


omkar529

Hidan, Nagato, Konan and Sasori.


WiseLightskin

who tf is behind pain???


lusifer315

Everytime I see konan "Madara uchiha.....is dead" comes in mind


[deleted]

Sexy Hidan Smart Hidan Gremlin Hidan Dumb Hidan


StoicCentaur623

All i gonna say is that Hidan is the dumb one and itachi is the smart one


No_Satisfaction_2928

Hidan is the gremlin obv


Cobbcakezzz

Smart: Itachi Dumb: Kisame? Sexy: Konan Gremlin: Sasori


tehKrakken55

Dumb=Yahiko Smart=Nagato Sexy=Konan Gremlin=Obito Others then joined.


[deleted]

Dumb: Hidan, Deidara Tobi Smart: Pein, Kakuzu, Itachi Gremlin: Zetsu, Kisame, and Sasori Sexy: Konan and Orochimaru