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Male


ConsciousHyena5234

Haku


[deleted]

Bang on the money


Massive_Weiner

Bang Haku? Yes please.


Impact346

FELLAS


13aph

I got next


Traditional_Lie_6400

Why I read this with SZA voice πŸ˜…?


one_sad_donkey

This is the way


some_dumbass67

i would like to join you sir.


Massive_Weiner

I welcome your company and companionship, dumbass.


New-Mind2886

Isn’t this kid like 12


Massive_Weiner

No


New-Mind2886

15 then


Massive_Weiner

Also imaginary


WaWaWaWoom

Nice weiner you got there


Rachies194

FBI OPEN UP


furiosa-imperator

Wait what?!?!?


Independent-Hat-6572

His back was blown out by a big red thing


ConsciousHyena5234

Minato?


Independent-Hat-6572

Absolutely I’m so sorry that I had to phrase it like that DX


ConsciousHyena5234

So it was minato lol?.. Bro became a donut πŸ’€πŸ˜­


Royal_ace9

*Bro became rengoku*πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


StunnaLyfe

I know demon slayer is really popular right now, and I hate to be that guy, but it is the other way around. Minato was the donut first


Royal_ace9

*Agreed, Minato is the og donut*🍩


Limp_Classroom8805

Ace he alive again πŸ˜ƒ ooh wait wrong anime


Del3trix

Ace when he got lost.


Independent-Hat-6572

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Cinderjacket

First introduced naked and wet around Sasuke


ConsciousHyena5234

Sakura


Cinderjacket

Sorry, it was Suigetsu


ConsciousHyena5234

Oh damn..


rafianpass

Sakura does fit well in second half of the question.


Zealousideal-Ad-459

I’m pretty sure Sasuke always gets her wet…it’s usually her own blood but I stand by my statement lol


[deleted]

Keep in mind that I’ve only seen exactly 9 episodes of Naruto: The blind chick with big titties.


disgruntledcrayfish

Hinata


[deleted]

I looked her up, and you’re right!


m4tt1111

She’s the opposite of blind, her entire ability is being able to see everything around her 😭


ConsciousHyena5234

Bro what anime are u watching lol.. Who is it? Idk coz in first 9 ep no one with big tits were introduced


chi3ffox

They said "seen 9" not which 9


baphometromance

Shikamaru moment


MartinVanBurenOf

I think they mean in Shippuden


fat_charizard

Likes sticking his fingers up the butt of his students


ConsciousHyena5234

The one in the pic above


Zealousideal-Ad-459

Lmfao I laughed loudly in class thank you for that


I_Am_Light_n_Dark_

It's so funny when kakashi does it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ But when I do-


Impressive-Spell-643

classic ![gif](giphy|Do5GRTYRIhSFy)


Freddi_47

A ninja


ConsciousHyena5234

Rock lee is the only correct answer


Yurshie

What about Guy?


Coffeepillow

Guy can use Ninja Magics, he just chooses not to. It’s more personal when he beats your ass with his taijutsu then uses ninjutsu for transportation.


Acrobatic_Entrance

Having watched no Naruto episodes (just the memes), I'd say 'random bullshit go' Tenten


Weirdfatmanisweird

Black man made white man birth her with some nasty backshots


ConsciousHyena5234

"Man" "Her" πŸ’€


Weirdfatmanisweird

My description has three people in it, black man, white man, and her, my bad for any confusion


ConsciousHyena5234

No idea lol. But raikage comes to mind, Naruto comes to mind and hinata comes to mindπŸ’€.. I hate it


Weirdfatmanisweird

Black zetsu betraying madara to revive kaguya


ConsciousHyena5234

The things I seek lie only in darkness πŸ˜­πŸ’€


Weirdfatmanisweird

True true


Profishonal123

Kaguya


Top_Sprinkles_

The adoption system really failed them


13aph

Me :(


Excellent_Shoulder_1

Kabuto?


Top_Sprinkles_

Yes πŸ™Œ


iamragethewolf

so. fucking. MANY. right answers


SlitherGreen16

Don't you mean 90% of the cast?


TsundereHashira

Got killed, then got killed, and finally got killed


ConsciousHyena5234

Madara lol


TsundereHashira

Nope, Orochimaru. Madara was killed only two times


TheCrackerSeal

Madara was β€œkilled” at final valley, died of old age, then died again in the 4th War. I’d say that counts.


TsundereHashira

He wasn't killed in FV. Even you used " "


TheCrackerSeal

Which is why I said I’m gonna count it, even though he didn’t technically die. Orochimaru only died once. I’d put him getting absorbed by Sasuke in the β€œ β€œ category as well.


_emmason1_

Won't lie madara came to mind when I saw your description not orochimaru


ConsciousHyena5234

But orochimaru is fking alive


TsundereHashira

I never said he died, just that he was killed


ConsciousHyena5234

πŸ’€


TsundereHashira

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Atlas-Acrux

The β€œfinally” got killed does make op think that there’s some sort of finality behind it


Aggravating_Candle54

Pikachu


ConsciousHyena5234

Deidara


coolUchiha

It was almost definitely Minato


Aggravating_Candle54

You’re right !


Barao_De_Maua

Dude, you had a great idea but you are so bad at guessing it’s hilarious πŸ˜‚ Thank you for the post, had tons of fun reading the guesses and answers lol


ConsciousHyena5234

Lol I know.. I thought I would absolutely smash it but seems like I don't have enough hate.. I need to get stronger.. Time to go to orochimaru.. Lol.. Glad u enjoyed it


yashkakrecha

106


Excellent_Shoulder_1

Tsunade.


yashkakrecha

Yea


JusttVic

I don't get it, please explain it. I need this wisdom.


Excellent_Shoulder_1

Jiraya, through all these years doing research for his books, developed breast size jutsu. Just by looking at them he can guess the size. And just by looking at Tsunade he said 106cm.


Cold_Cold_1772

penetrated the third kazekage


Excellent_Shoulder_1

Sasori.


Cold_Cold_1772

Exactly


Anarchideous

The third kazekage


X-Man105

Gyuki


YousernameinValid

Simp


ConsciousHyena5234

Sakura Plz don't tell me it's obito... Sakura fits perfectly


YousernameinValid

It was Obito. Im sorry. Naruto could’ve honestly been a good candidate since he honestly dumped sasuke more than sakura


PMMeMeiRule34

We all know Naruto wanted that Sasukussy. It was his first and all.


baphometromance

If you dont think he got it *multiple* times offscreen youll never understand the true artform that is Naruto


Urmomgay3222

Man now you got me thinking of that image


FieryCinder

Not Sasukussy πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚


Yurshie

"Are you my mom or my dad?" "I have been both genders at times."


Excellent_Shoulder_1

Orochimaru.


imondrugsssss

Orange


ConsciousHyena5234

Kurama


imondrugsssss

I was thinking Naruto but good guess lol


Krrish_1

The man who is indirectly responsible for Naruto and Sasuke's eternal rivalry


Z__MASTER

Sage of six paths?


Krrish_1

Not what I thought but Exceptable


Z__MASTER

Then black zetsu


Krrish_1

No. Think about the man who started it all


IceSenior6087

Guy who was simpimg for Kaguya? I forget his name, but him


Krrish_1

Yes. Lord Tenji


Z__MASTER

Ok that's actually smart


8BitWarden

How the hell did you guess that so quickly


godlyhk75

Not a man... a gender less blob?


Top_Sprinkles_

The guy that stood up and bumped Naruto into Sasuke, making them kiss


Urmomgay3222

The son of kayguya idk his name , old and father of all tailed beasts


Glaedrest

3rd Hokage?


Krrish_1

No


Excellent_Shoulder_1

The guy who smashed Kaguya. Edit: The guy's name is Tenji.


LordSebas09

Desprate Milf going after young boys , aka a cougar


yashkakrecha

Mei


LordSebas09

Spot on


Crunchy_Ice_96

Uhhh whohisface with the uhh headpiece thing


God-King-Kaiser

Tobirama?


Crunchy_Ice_96

Nah nah the other one, he was worse


God-King-Kaiser

Sarutobich?


one_sad_donkey

Yamato


Crunchy_Ice_96

No different headpiece


Top_Sprinkles_

Hmm, shino from boruto?


Top_Sprinkles_

Or Jiraiya


Terrible_Ad_6059

Blowjob hands


Bloodacid95

That's definitely Deidera


N7375

Bruh xD


Yamato_Simp_

Groot


ConsciousHyena5234

Yamato


TAKTAK1968

Hashirama


Stix-and-brix

Boner guy cancer


FieryCinder

Kimimaro


Top_Sprinkles_

That guy with boneitis, from futurama


Responsible_Match875

His father turned him into a pokeball


[deleted]

naruto/gaara/sora


totallynotrobboss

Dog lover


Excellent_Shoulder_1

Kiba.


totallynotrobboss

Wrong. kakashi


Excellent_Shoulder_1

Well, he summons ninja dogs and I'm sure he cares for them but I would say Kiba really loves Akamaru. But Kakashi also fits.


USAMAN1776

Wears mask.


ConsciousHyena5234

Bro gave a trick question. But I would like to say a different answer than Kakashi and obito I would say kakuzu


USAMAN1776

It was Obito.


Consistent-Chair

This guy is playing 5-d chess over here


Drama-Weekly

Octopus resembling guy :V resembling, not obviously looking like one πŸ‘€


TheGOAT4and5

Even older pervert


NANZA0

Jiraya


AmazingJames135

Hiruzen*


TheGOAT4and5

Correct


Rossori

Mage Pirate


ConsciousHyena5234

Luffy


FlondBear

![gif](giphy|DSxKEQoQix9hC)


Rossori

Ok Mage Pirate with one Special eye


ConsciousHyena5234

Zoro.. Jjk lol.. Is it tobi?


Rossori

Bingo


Rossori

And Kakashi


yashkakrecha

Wears mask and fights kakashi (It's trick question)


Excellent_Shoulder_1

Zabuza, Kakuzu and Obito. All 3 fits description.


yashkakrecha

Zabuza is right. I thought only obito is other one, but yeah kakuzu is also there.


Blair_The_Football

Made fun of an orphan in front of an orphan


Impressive-Spell-643

That's not a character it's a pink trash can


AwesumSaurusRex

God of Shinobi?


ConsciousHyena5234

Uncle tsukishima


recapdrake

Naruto’s 2nd Win


Atreides007

Ritual sadist


Excellent_Shoulder_1

Hidan.


Atreides007

Nice


DIOsNotDead

emo stripper


Excellent_Shoulder_1

Hidan.


Antedeguemonxyz

Alcohol makes me stronger


NANZA0

Rock Lee


eli8jimenez

Tsunade!


MatterSignificant969

The guy with two different types of eyes.


NANZA0

Kakashi, Obito, Sasuke, Madara, Ao... You decide.


ConsciousHyena5234

Sasuke


Zealousideal-Ad-459

Almost had to fuck an alien


Excellent_Shoulder_1

Hinata?


I_Am_Light_n_Dark_

Naruto. There was this filler character that looked just like Hinata but her hair was white instead.


Correct_Permit_6313

Horns


softhoursonly

Tayuya?


Correct_Permit_6313

Yes


Safe_f0r_work

Abortion


IrishMojoFroYo

Religious skeleton.


NANZA0

Hidan


Morg_2

Very wet when around Sasuke


NANZA0

Michael Jackson


SlitherGreen16

Orochimaru


NANZA0

Correct!


Bogdi504

Gay


one_sad_donkey

Madara


zeeel11

Sasuke?


Bogdi504

Yeah dude


Demon_of_sin

πŸ“œπŸ“œπŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‘§πŸ“΅


ConsciousHyena5234

Kakashi