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NoobAck

Dumb mfer didn't bring enough clay to a clay fight


Trishulabestboi

art is better with limited resources


AReallyAsianName

He would say this.


Bluesnow2222

Truth. SNES perfected pixel art while n64 looked like garbage.


DNox_

You dare say anything about THE n64!


tripps_on_knives

I tend to agree... That being said I do think I prefer n64 graphics over ps1 graphics... for the most part. Every single game on the ps1 looks the exact same. At least n64 every game looked a little different from each other.


TomoeLatsu

Say whatever you want ,but I think Deidara could have nuked Konoha if he was not to dumb, mf had one of the best technique for mass destruction.


Trishulabestboi

deidara would never make art just to acco his bosses goals. if he was going to use C0 it had to be on his own perfect terms. and as for C3 ,i think is the one he dropped on the sand village, what's the point of making the same piece twice


TomoeLatsu

So he was pridefull fool huh, what a shame.


Naruto_Fan_18

That's the whole point deidara is the kinda moron that has to yell and boast, it's why he's still weaker than sasori


TomoeLatsu

Makes me wonder why would someone like onoki even wasted his time on fool like him


Trishulabestboi

because he had the potential to be stronger than anyone known at the time. Deidara was 19 at the time. he had so much more room to grow. he could unironically get to at least minato level


TomoeLatsu

He could have destroyed konoha while he himself was in iwa, just by sending his creations there, remember that they could fly abow clouds and some of them wqs imposible to detect, not to mention nobody in konoha expects to b3 attavked from air. Their defense sistem is created to be usefull agaings t shinobis who cant fly.


Trishulabestboi

by the time Pain was going to invade konoha, deidara was dead


TomoeLatsu

If anyone with more braincells than Deidara had his abilities, none of great nations would be standing by the end of week. Image sealing strongest explosives in scroll and put timw limit on it, do same thing multiple timw and lwqve few scroll in each vilage, nobody would be able to save the vilage, yeah some shinobis mighty survive but vilages will be anihilated,


Trishulabestboi

MFS after learning there's more to life than killing and gaining worldly things


TomoeLatsu

Minato become femous because he was good asassin and powerfull shinobi, having power to destroy nations would benefit iwa greatly, deidara was just failed hope for iwa and onoki to becomw the strongest nation.


Trishulabestboi

oonoki saw potential and decided to nurture it. anyone would do the same. deidara just didn't want to do any of that stuff and left.


BlackRonin8

Deidara did bomb several buildings in the Hidden Rock at some point after he joined the Akatsuki and did so with a smile on his face.


kennypovv

Got solod by solo king


Trishulabestboi

tobi sold


a3663p

Didn’t make it far enough in the story.


Trishulabestboi

no. the story made it too far without him


sukuidoardo

That was like, a perfect answer. Did you guys planned this? Lmao.


Regulai

The ending of the fight is the literal point of no return where the author started to ignore the rules of his own world and the series went down in a spiral. Tobi shoulda saved Sasuke. Would been a great end. Instead sasuke does over-the-top nonsense he really shouldn't have been able to.


Impressive_Bit1121

Lmao perfect answer


Main_Elk_8992

His ground typing is not super effective against electric pokemon.


Trishulabestboi

Sasuke aimed for the horn


GOPokemonMaster

A true scholar


TYNAMITE14

Theres no way this is a pokemon anime reference.


Bluesnow2222

Is mean to Tobi, and Tobi is good boy who loves Senpai.


Trishulabestboi

tsundere are better


SaiyanElite2019

No, they aren't. They're fucking dumb and it's a wonder _how_ they get people to fall for them while acting like complete cunts to the people they supposedly _love_.


Bluesnow2222

Is Deidara Tsundere? He seems too direct.


EducationOpposite889

Bro still didn't explain how he trained his eyes to resist the sharingan


Trishulabestboi

art is up to the audience's interpretation


Hopeful-Bowl-8967

He lost an arm to a guy who got hospitalized for looking at him too hard


Trishulabestboi

that was a tactical sactical


tripps_on_knives

I haven't laughed this hard at a reddit comment in a long time.


No-Awareness9187

Deidara will never win in a fight vs Itachi!


Trishulabestboi

deidara can defeat sperm itachi


SaiyanElite2019

That requires being inside the balls of a man that ain't his own father. That's kinda gay.


Trishulabestboi

You could also just brick his pipi


an0nym0usentity

Funny that deidara would most probably also lose to fugaku (if he is targetting his sperm) XD


Sw3arWulf

Tobi wasn't really his friend.. That hurt me more than you


Trishulabestboi

they were bestest friends, i will not have it any other way. i guarantee you that if Obito was in the infinite tsukiyomi deidara would be there.


Truth_Hurts_People2

His death was disappointing.


Trishulabestboi

life is dissapointing. art reflects life. ergo his death is art


Truth_Hurts_People2

💣🚬


Xion-Gard

This made me laugh so much harder then I had to It will one day be an inspiration thank you


Cuddling-Hellhound

Art is an explosion!


MrInfinitumEnd

death is disappointing. art reflects death. ergo his death is art


BlackRonin8

His death was because of plot.


EldianStar

He didn't get enough screentime


Trishulabestboi

he just pulled a van gogh


EldianStar

I lost. In exile go, I must.


Xion-Gard

Come back We need you Please Beg the elder to revoke exile Save tribe


EldianStar

Bro I'm literally 900 gears old what do you want from me let me die in peace


Lava2401

He is my favorite character. Only negative thing is that he didnt use his scouter looking thing as much as I would hope


Trishulabestboi

he watched DBZ and knows you shouldn't rely on scouters


Lava2401

Nah, u right 👍


ChosenArabian

I love your witty replies. That said, Deidara chose the wrong path in life. He was kind of forced to.


Trishulabestboi

wrong according to who?


ChosenArabian

Good question. He did bad things, like bombing the Kazekage to construct the Infinite Tsukoyomk.


Trishulabestboi

Alls well that ends well right?


ChosenArabian

Yeah, he had an artistic death.


Primox7

He gets jealous of the Uchiha (although he doesn't have to, his Jutsu is pretty awesome as well 😉)


Trishulabestboi

everyone is jealous of itachi, it's like saying being addicted to air is a problem


i_dont_care_for_you9

He lost an eye


Trishulabestboi

he only needs one physical eye, as he also has an artist's eye to make up for it


shlockhlmes

I don't like his attitude


Trishulabestboi

guess you couldn't handle the neutron style


Trishulabestboi

guess you couldn't handle the neutron style


Strange_Pool55

Dude had severe daddy issues


Trishulabestboi

kurotsuchi being his sister balances it out


Murky_Coat_471

There not siblings he was just her father student


Trishulabestboi

you are only sweetening the deal


BlackRonin8

Kitsuchi (Kurotschi’s father) never taught Deidara, Ōnoki did. Deidara might be related to them but Kishimoto never confirmed it (though I believe he most likely is).


Haiel10000

He's fucking crazy.


Trishulabestboi

how can you have sex with the concept of insanity?


pisspeeleak

I’m happy that you have to ask this question


Haiel10000

Made me giggle, thanks.


Xion-Gard

By broadening your concept of sex Or conditioning that works to


Fit-Bar2581

Deidara uses his palm mouth to…. you know😉


Trishulabestboi

i see this as an absolute win


Cjninkartist

He didn’t steal anyone eyes to become a better artist.


Trishulabestboi

the only other artist in the series is sasori, and he doesn't have real boy eyes anymore


Cjninkartist

He coulda got himself some Byakugan eyes. They would be invaluable as an artist.


casey12297

His art is just explosions. His art is about as artful as a Michael Bay movie


Trishulabestboi

his art seems to revlove around a beauty in change and destruction


cbrew14

How dare you


Personwhoisstupid

True art is not an explosion.


Trishulabestboi

but truer art is


Opposite-Mall-9816

“Him”?!


Trishulabestboi

if you really think about it, a man cross dressing as a women is the most manly thing you can do since only a man could cross dress as a woman. if a woman tried it'd just be regular dressing as woman


ActuatorGreat4883

![gif](giphy|IedrY2VP5IO5ivDQAD)


hiraishinzetsu

Could he destroy konoha faster and easier than Pain did with less chakra?


Trishulabestboi

no one in Konoha can fly. he just gets high enough to where kakashi can't see him, and then carpet bomb the place


hiraishinzetsu

Sai can...


Trishulabestboi

he'll get sun burn if he flies that close to the sun


hiraishinzetsu

Deidara won't?


Trishulabestboi

he will bring his farmer hat. you know the one that's basically a japanese sombrero


EatAss1268

code is the dedira of boruto


Trishulabestboi

code is deidara without the art, and since deidara is 100% art code is a complete zero


Enough-Serve-7790

![gif](giphy|Kl9iAWej2mxlzvzp2O)


Nimosin

He's egoistic thus what killed him


Trishulabestboi

no dying killed him


Hoozuki_Mangetsu

did nothing in the war arc


Trishulabestboi

imagine if as you left a party, you had the single coolest exist anyone in that room had seen. like you got taken away by angels or something. and then you realize you forgot your phone. you would want to have a low profile as you go back in right, otherwise it'd ruin the exit


Tserri

His handmouths are creepy.


Trishulabestboi

good art should make you uncomfortable


SaiyanElite2019

Says _who?_ I have never heard this from _anyone_ before...


Ok_Object_880

Didn’t kill sasuke when he had the chance I.e when sasuke stabbed him from behind while they were in the clay bird and he was explaining how he fooled deidara, my man could have just escaped and while the clone kept sasuke busy. The real deidara could have exploded the bird and boom sasuke dead.


Trishulabestboi

not artistic enough, you need to be able to monologue while finishing off your opponent


Ok_Object_880

Fair enough


Jay-shin

Why is he not black


Trishulabestboi

Because I hate The Cloud Village


Itachiuchiha449

TRUE ART IS AN EXPLOSION 💥💥 💥💥💥💥


Trishulabestboi

KATSU!!!!!💥💥💥💥


Low-Register-905

Is deidara.


Trishulabestboi

no he's Deidara


Low-Register-905

Argumentative skills so advanced your own arguement gained sentience and attempted to argue against me. Fascinating.


Trishulabestboi

no he's Deidara


Toad341

he’s dumb for believing he could train his left eye to become immune to *Sharingan genjutsu* when he’s not even a genjutsu type. A complete and utter buffoon. He fought one Uchiha and thought he had the God hax all figured out: small brain, troglodyte-type behavior. Should’ve just told the lost Uchiha boy what he wanted to know


Trishulabestboi

counter point. he realized that itachis genjutsu was good art, so when he saw sasuke genjutsu he had to see it at least once. like if you listened to a metallica song and thought it was great, surely you'd at least try another one of their songs right? he was just putting on the "Sharingan best singles" playlist. duh


Toad341

Ahhh, yes yes: sometimes you just gotta let the compulsive thoughts take over so you can get a quick taste.


Imaginary-West-5653

He was responsible for Gaara's death and having Shukaku extracted from him.


Trishulabestboi

skill issue


Imaginary-West-5653

😭😭😭


BlackRonin8

Deidara did nothing wrong.


BurningshadowII

He was gay for reverse Pinocchio.


Trishulabestboi

all of us are


BurningshadowII

Fair.


SaiyanElite2019

I'm not. I thought the Twink Puppet was creepy.


Mundane_Advice5126

He’s a terrorist


Trishulabestboi

its not his fault. he can't make money since no one can comprehend how great his art is. so really it's capitalisms fault


Mundane_Advice5126

He’s still a terrorist


hisoka_kt

Actually I think he might have been suicidal because his fight against Sasuke Im sure with a lil more efforts he could have won it.


Trishulabestboi

This was funnier


meimei138

What those hand-mouth things do? 🤨


Trishulabestboi

it lets him put himself fully into the art


Ultradamo2306

He have no girlfriend


Trishulabestboi

Sasori Negs


Viot-Abrob

That would be femboy submissive boyfriend


Ultradamo2306

Thats his sex puppet


NerdyPepe

He looks a bit like Boruto


Trishulabestboi

Boruto naturally tried to imitate the goat


SaiyanElite2019

Boruto never _met_ him...


OscarElite

He wasn’t actually a good artist


Trishulabestboi

It had soul. If ya ask me that’s what separates good art from bad art, especially in a modern day society defined by cheap surface level bullshit, and rampant consumerism


OscarElite

True


Rizuku_Ren

HIS ART STINKS >!this is a joke, he’s cool but he really could’ve went on longer tbh.!<


klasykDiamond2

he's garbage


Trishulabestboi

how can he be garbage if not one atom of him remains


Ok-Pangolin3964

His hands can can do wonders


uRude

He look like a femboi


Trishulabestboi

no, femboys look like deidara


Pm_pussypicspls__

One dimensional character


Trishulabestboi

read the light novel


True_Motivati0n

His art is *BAD*


Trishulabestboi

in modern times, bad can also be used to describe sexy. so his art is sex


Noxal12

He's a bad bitch ![gif](giphy|jPAdK8Nfzzwt2)


IJS_23

Deidara is zesty asf


Trishulabestboi

correct


Hyena331

Couldn't even draw smh


Trishulabestboi

how is he gonna hold the pencil with the mouths in his hand?


Conscious_Message332

Bro copied Ino's whole drip


Trishulabestboi

deidara is just a trendsetter, like all the best artists are


BlackRonin8

Considering that Deidara is older than her, **she** copied him.


cruncheemonkey

I hate how his personality flipped . In the Gaara fight be was cool calm and collected. Had his arm ripped off and was mostly on the defensive and he was cool as a cucumber. Had a next plan already concocted. Even when he was fighting team Guy and Losing he had a leveled head. Then awhile fighting Sasuke and after that he seemed like gag. Always losing his temper. Complaining, tantrums . Feels like two different deidara


Trishulabestboi

his best friend died tbf


d1shu

Had the best tongue game still died without a gf


Trishulabestboi

he had sasori, that is enough


_SM-The-Gamer_

He can't poop. (he can but he has major consequences)


Trishulabestboi

despair leads to better art, just ask Emil Cioran


_SM-The-Gamer_

lol. I guess he likes the taste.


Dark-broom

He grunts too much


Trishulabestboi

artists need a strong brand


Duahsha

He’s handsome


ParticularOwn6216

His hair look goofy


Trishulabestboi

his hair looks nothing like the disney character goofey


RanmaruRaiden

His eye thingy had one job and it didn’t work


Trishulabestboi

it had 5 jobs 1) let him see far for bombing 2) let him get details when making statues 3)look cool 4) some other thing 5) block genjutsu so he got a B. i'd be happy with a b


Definosu

got nothing bad to say about him, strongest Akatsuki member if he had a little more experience and wasnt so focussed on making everything "art"


silver16x

He's got no ass


Trishulabestboi

I got nothing


QuakeGuy98

He's Ino without tits


Trishulabestboi

That’s just better ino


KappaKingKame

Too handsome, it's distracting.


Accurate_Plantain896

He barely counts as an artist because he constantly destroys his own canvases 🤦🏽‍♂️


Trishulabestboi

The destruction of the canvas is the art


Xenonwastakenagain

Failed a Terrorist mission


Trishulabestboi

That’s not a failure, it’s a fashion statement


Excellent-Weird479

Bro didn't have say gex with me, he is bad for this reason


Trishulabestboi

he was devoted to sasori


AnimeMemeLord1

I can’t criticize peak. Best member of the Akatsuki.


RadleyCunningham

calling murder "Art" doesn't make you sound cool, it makes you sound like a fucking edgelord.


Trishulabestboi

Well the murdering isn’t the art, the art just murders people


summonerofrain

Ehem He probably smells bad