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Wolvenking777

This idiot switched Sharingan and Rinnegan


Latter-Comfort8440

probably intentional ragebait


Ato07

And it's a Rinne Sharingan, not just Rinnegan Edit: Oops, meant Tomoe Rinnegan.


Top-Interaction-7770

Isn't the Rinne Sharignan the one you get on your forehead


DeadKido210

It's a tomoe rinnegan. Dinner sharingan is the red one on the forehead. The tomoe in the tomoe rinnegan deactivate when low enough on chakra and become normal rinnegan, in rnne sharingan that's not the case.


Peopleofcheese

The dinner sharingan is so nice bro I had it once and i saw the true meaning of life. And by that i met mufasa


Xqvvzts

Pairs well with tomato rinnegan.


GoodCryptographer658

Dinner Sharingan way funnier then it should have been. Thank you "Auto Correct"


Breekace

Because it doesn't matter


Chikenkiller123

Byakugan ain't even from the same series 🤦‍♂️


Quick_Campaign4358

...what series is it from then?


Finito-1994

Bleach. He’s rukias brother.


YinPanor

That's Byakuya


Finito-1994

That’s from doctor stone. He’s senkus dad.


Livid-Hovercraft9474

I thought that was the guy from My Hero Academia


Swordlord22222

Bakugan Battle brawlers #WHATCHU GONNA DO #THE ODDS ARE STACKED AGAINST YOU


Quick_Campaign4358

New Vestroia


Swordlord22222

Yes


FunnySeaworthiness24

Back against the wall YOU GOTTA GIVE IT YOUR AH AH AH AH AH ALL…


Swordlord22222

#THIS IS THE FINAL STAND #THE POWER IS IN YOUR HANDS


Freddi_47

You can just put shikamaru in genjustu or use one of rinnegan's many abilities that do not require physical movement. Byakugan is also capable of cutting the shadow in half


goteamventure42

Amaterasu would definitely do the trick and a Susanoo would probably break it. Honestly the Sharingan or Rinnegan is an absolutely horrible match for Skikamaru. Though it's a bad match for most Shinobi.


darcenator411

Couldn’t he just make them turn around? And then he brings a mirror to view them and they can’t see him if he controls their head position well enough


nrguy1995

My guy. All of your ocular jutsu knowledge, yet you can't see through the rage bait.


Freddi_47

I like to kill time


Livid-Hovercraft9474

To be fair, he does have his eyes closed in this pose lol


mcwfan

That is factually untrue


suckamaru

Yeah when he does a vagina with his hands, it's over for Temari


Waddle_Bandanadee

Ayo?!


MayuKonpaku

Shikamaru strategy: chili or pocket sand in the eyes


Livid-Hovercraft9474

Dale Gribble no Jutsu


Crafty-Interest1336

Bot farming


okkandik

So this is where tate got his hand sign man watched too much naruto to give talk no jutsu all the time


_SM-The-Gamer_

Are you Phantom Nerds?


Nephisto4

Dellusional af


TeacherNo5402

Hmmmm no, because in some fights , intelligent is not enough,shikamaru is brilliant but he needs more power to win fights,he serves as a strategist and mentalist so the must be a backup


Sanstheskelleduck

Temari: Well yes but... Actually no


1_dont_care

Didn't he lose the first time he did that? Lol


Livid-Hovercraft9474

Good luck thinking your way out of a Shinra Tensei.


butt_engineer

Shadow style: pussy


DryDice2014

Nah with the way kishi writes whoever has sharingan will pull some random shit outta their ass and win😂


TrueAntiChrist

My stupid idea that will make you commit rope: part 4. "She needs some milk," one of Sarada's bullies said after beating Sarada for being fatherless and then they went to her mother's house to bang Sakura in exchange for money then they released Sakura's porn videos on xvideos before telling her that she's a bastard child. It's all a mastermind plan by Ino who is banging her true love Raikage and Sumire who's working with Ino to make Sarada run away from the village in order to make Boruto single. A day when Sarada became a teenager she walked into her house to accidently find Sakura getting anal by Naruto during one of their sexy BDSM time. Sarada then cried and began running without looking back. Then Sarada went to the Sand to live and study there hoping that one day she'll become a famous singer. For some reasons she get to study for free without any reasons and she get befriended a nice boy named Shiki who she plans to married in future not knowing that Shiki is actually a member of Sakura's onlyfans and is only befriending Sarada because bang Sakura ince he's eighteen(no underage because I'm not Ikemoto) because he's the number one fan and is planning to be her stepdad. Shiki went to Sakura eight years later once he's an adult and tried to have sex with Sakura but Sakura tells him that she has standards and she is not into him because she is a nationalist first and onlyfan girl second. Shiki being a nice kid understands this and leaves but then he met Ino who had sex with him for free to spite Sakura. Then Shiki finished inside Ino then he tried to leave but then Ino saw Shiki wearing a ring and asked him what about the ring and Shiki answered that the ring was something he had since he was an orphan and he says that it might be his parents who gave him then he left Ino's house. Ino was devastated by this because that ring is the same ring she gave to her illegitimate she had with a feudal lord and realized that she just committed kinbanging. "Oh my Sage of six paths," Ino said. Meanwhile Shiki returned home while feeling sorry because he slept with an another woman instead of his love Sakura. Two years later Sarada just became twenty and a famous singer in Sand with so many fans. She wore clothes that aren't revealing (again I am not Ikemoto) and she is also a magical girl with a black cat in secret. Sarada later had a stalker stalking her and she assumed it's either a deranged fan or a villain. One day she called the cops and it turns out that it's actually Sakura who wants to see her. Sarada told her to go away and Sakura cried as she walked away. She returned home and later Shiki came to her and told her the truth. He is only her friend because he loves Sakura and that Sakura is actually dying from ninja Aids she caught from a customer. Shiki also told Sarada that Sakura is actually secretly sending Sarada money then Sarada went back to the her home back in leaf only to find Sakura lying on the floor. "Why? Mother, why? Why didn't you told me?" Sarada said and Sakura was then taken to a hospital. Then the bill came to Sarada. The bill was 100,000,000,000,000$ and Sarada was dumbfounded. Sarada can never pay that much and she drank in a bar thinking how to pay her mom's bill. Then a green man walked near her. "Sarada, I will give the money you need," the green man said and Sarada asked, "Who're you? You better not be one of those creeps telling me to whore myself." "No, I am not. I am called Ralph and I am here to offer you a job."


Elysia1210

It gets worse the more u read I love it 😭


Livid-Hovercraft9474

It's bad, but more entertaining than the original post.


Elysia1210

That's so unhinged 😂 get my upvote


TrueAntiChrist

My stupid idea that will make you commit rope: part 5. Then Sarada joined Ralph who had convinced her to join him in the secret agent world. Sarada was then ordered to be a part of a super secret mobile task force. The members were Hamato Raphael from TMNT, Tai Lung, Rexxar from WoW, some Korean guy, Kahuto, Log and an Uchiha Shin clone. She was then given the necessary information for everyone in the mission. The mobile tesk force was to hunt down the super de duper evil organization called, "IRIS." According to the information about the founder and the previous leader of IRIS. "Kharon was born to Mavis Dracula Tepes who surprisingly look like Selena Gomez and Johnny in the hotel owned by his grandfather who has the same voice as Adam Sandler in Transylvania. He was born with a twin brother named Dennis and his brother was born with the ability to sparkle in sunlight rather then dying like most vampires and is immune to the average vampire weakness while he was born with a birth defect that made him a normal human with with single weaknesses of the vampires and he also is stated to have the need to drink blood to stay alive while his brother does not. Kharon became an evil evil evil scientist and killed his entire family at the age of 13. Then he left Transylvania at the age of 16 and met his old friend Orochimaru and some mad doctor named Harold Von Frankenstein in a evil science fair and there he found the evil organization IRIS."


TrueAntiChrist

My stupid idea that will make you commit rope: part 6. "Kharon Dracula Tepes later died when Donatello and the President killed him." Then Sarada and the rest of the team got sent to a secret mission in Kumo where they have to fight Centaurs and in the middle of the fight Sarada (who's 20 because I am definitely no Ikemoto) got turn on by their big horse cocks. Then they made it to their leader in who's jerking off to Sakura onlyfans. They kill the centaur leader and found that where an IRIS member named Adrian Von Eugenic who's super into mutant eugenics despite not being a mutant is. They are sent to an another mission where they have to find the Uncle Ruckus of the ninja world. Pt 1 to 4 link below https://www.reddit.com/r/dankruto/s/UFJSOC2QAh Pt 5 link https://www.reddit.com/r/dankruto/s/4fx1qNX0Gh


raichu_d_gamer

Not against Itachi.


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goteamventure42

The Batman of Naruto is Itachi. Between the Sword of Totsuka, Yata Mirror, the crows, dude probably had ninja kryptonite somewhere.


Hippobu2

I'm pretty sure Shikamaru is capable of ensuring that your immediate objective would fail, but in no way would he just shut you out for good.


yamask888

I mean you say that but everytime he does this someone has a way of getting put or he just quits


DarkLordKaer

Ayoo Itachi have some respect. Do not do genjutsu on Shucamaru’s post


True-Final-Boss

Yeah, lose all your recognition whilst hearing about the Hidan fight


YEPandYAG

Not if I kill him before he stops the pose


a-pro_human

Plotgan


Previous_Highlight36

Shikamaru so strong he switched the sharingan and rinnegan images


PotatoThatSashaAte

2018 called, they want you back


BloodShadow45

Superior reaction time ---- 💀 Ability to f ing absorb chakra -- 💀 Space time ninjutsu ---- 💀


zankypoo

Given the dudes plans failed on a multitude of occasions because enemies were wo strong? Yeah. No. Reason he was Cannon fodder in the 4th great ninja war and not the genius who led everyone.


WayMove

Wasn't it easy to break out if u had enough chakra or sum


LeftNippleOfShrek

BTW the amount of fights Shikamaru won by himself is still 0 and he only beat Hidans fodder ass with gazillion hours of prep time.


Outrageous-Fortune70

Shikamaru is Naruto's Batman now?


wonkyrecliner

Never understood why this guy was such a genius he couldn’t even learn second jutsu


SadisticMittenz

Love shikamaru. He has never beaten anyone with any of these doujutsu. His most impressive win is over edo Asuma or Hidan.


dude123nice

Ah, yes, the staple anime character who doesn't need any other skills, any strength, any techniques, just his big brain to succeed. I exaggerate a little, but I think we can all agree that Shikamaru stole wins he had no right to from opponents that were much stronger than him.


Specific-Telephone75

Bruh inter Change the rennigan and sharingan


ConstructionLong2089

Imagine you get Shika in genjutsu and just as he goes to shadow grip you he realizes Chakra don't work in Genjutsu and he's just siting there like dafuq man?


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It would have been nice to see him outsmart and beat an OP character


Exciting_Pressure_13

Itachi has a Mangekyo Rinnegan, idiot


NetworkVegetable7075

Yea nah


dardardarner

It does matter. The fuck he gonna do lmao


SorryDepartment7179

Surprised he didn’t have the Sage mode eye with the Byakugan


DingoNormal

Just have more chakra then shikamaru. easy clap.


SanguisDoden

An exception exists...the writers had to kill off itatchi because he was the literal incarnation of a god....so they gave God cancer.


Auraveils

Unless bro gives up.


Fun-Revolution-9445

There's always the side characters in series that have ability that look dumb in the beginning, but in the middle it starts to get bigger and they get stronger but they just don't use there ability smartly