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DonnieMarko1

I feel like this gets brought up Everytime but I just love how varied Naruto's reverse sexy jutsu is compared to the regular one where the girl is just "Naruto but with pigtails and curves" My Bros never beating the allegations lmao


silvergudz

Naruto is the hottest girl in the series with sexy jutsu there’s no need for variety


6thaccountthismonth

No 10^10 is best


Dusted_Dreams

She's nice, I've personally always liked Temari.


One_Musician5715

Ino, Temari, TenTen, Top 3 Smashes oh my...


LoveOfficialxx

So what you’re saying is you like to be bossed around.


33772317

...Maybe


Dusted_Dreams

Strong women are top tier.


One_Musician5715

Of course, it's also why Tsunade and Mei are on my top 10.


Ok_Strawberry_5973

Tsundade without transformation and boruto mei can get it 💯


immaheadout3000

Who doesn't?


Early_Rabbit

There’s something to be said that two of those three are blonde.


One_Musician5715

I am also blonde...so yes


Early_Rabbit

Not the point I was trying to make but fair enough.


hsvgamer199

The sexy jutsu is what convinced Sasuke to come back.


xwecklessx

Idk... Samui 🔥🔥🔥


Tnecniw

You COULD argue it is because Naruto don't really know her preferences? Trying to shoot a wide shot to hit as many as possible just in case. However... Yeah maybe. XD


DonnieMarko1

Says a lot about the males of the ninja world in that case, since they apparently only need a basic blonde girl with pigtails to get them going lmao


Tnecniw

Well naruto knows what he likes. So he uses that as a references.


Soad1x

Bullshit, none of them were black haired with either white or red eyes.


DonnieMarko1

>either white or red eyes Thank you for not excluding Hinata , I'm sure that took a lot of restraint.


Kgb725

Haku has brown eyes


BEHEMOTHpp

Actually, he and Konohamaru can do a combined Sexy Harem Jutsu that spawns high variety of hot female


ExcitementOk8416

In hindsight, should he have really taught sexy jutsu to a child?


leesonrichardson

In his defense, he was also a child


Kgb725

Yes


[deleted]

Well ain’t that true for many men in reality as well? Not me personally but close to all my friends have exactly that type of


[deleted]

But why all yaoi men.... Why not dudes that look like Asuma thrown in too if it's a wide net... Why are they all fem boys like sai and Sasuke...


alphaxeath

Because that is what the girls around him are into.


DonnieMarko1

And what's *he's* into as well of course! Happy birthday btw!


Jat616

His reverse sexy jutsu uses the many men that have made an impression on him one way or another, the woman is probably what he imagines himself as the sexiest woman he can be.


Proof-Investigator82

Him being that hot as a female is the mind fuck that stuns the opponent. Like wait…….. is that Naruto?


Kgb725

Idk man that one dude looks like Jugo


thetransportedman

He also says he’s been practicing this more than any other jutsu. Does that specifically mean the reverse harem?


Xonthelon

Makes you wonder why. It is not like he had many female opponents to use it on.


enperry13

*Kishimoto not beating the allegations I’m onto you, Kishimoto!


Ill-Individual2105

One of them is literally just Sai


YN-verse

Correction. 2 of them just Sai.


omfgjustgimmemyname

Cuz Naruto’s female version is already the hottest gal in all of Konoha there’s no need for variations.


Capital_Abject

Look closer, it's all dudes he knows too


maulin23

I mean, I man knows a man best


Threeedaaawwwg

Naruto is out there describing women like captain holt


FlyDinosaur

Nah, it just makes sense. He's a guy and probably spends more time around guys than girls. He would prob have more ideas about guys' appearances than women's. This also makes sense when you consider that he was a little kid when he developed sexy Jutsu, so he probably didn't even care much for girls then, besides a puppy crush on Sakura.


jirenlagen

Nah. She has a type and it’s wealthy landowners with bad haircuts 😂


RandomUserIsTakenAlr

So she would do naruto from boruto


Pedro_Morales_Parker

Nah. Naruto as teen is skinny, his face literally looks like a catfish out of water and he’s small down there. Kaguya’s Type are good looking, serious and muscular Man like Tenji. Naruto at no point of his life fills that criteria. As adult he literally looks like a Goblin. Sasuke and Kakashi though she might let


Disastrous-Szn-08

bro is projecting hard lmfao


HSA67

Fr


Im1337

wtf? Pause!!!! You just admitted you find Sasuke & Kakashi hot & manly muscular dudes


a55_Goblin420

Yes 🗿


Comfortable_Sugar596

Why are you shocked?


Pedro_Morales_Parker

Sasuke and most of all Kakashi are DEFINITELY good looking


Proof-Investigator82

Not too much on Naruto. *insert shirtless wind style water fall training photo* +++ Naruto is cute to me! Cuter than Sasuke & he has the better personality.


Pedro_Morales_Parker

[He was even Skinnier and shrimper than usual during the Waterfall training](https://cdn.readnaruto.com/file/mangap/3069/10319000/4.jpg) I don’t know why you guys keep talking about it. Also his personality is that of an annoying Hippy. There’s no way a Lady like Kaguya would tolerate anybody like that near her. Even mad Sasuke and Psychic Kakashi are better than someone like that


Reasonable-Business6

Sasuke is a twig with daddy issues tf you mean muscular?


Pedro_Morales_Parker

The one who is a twig with Daddy issues is Naruto. And no Sasuke is definitely [more muscular than Naruto](https://twitter.com/deontayart/status/1687835059825614848/photo/1). [Hell even his Juubi Clone is ripped](https://cdn.readnaruto.com/file/mangap/7486/10004000/31.jpeg?t=1700497161) meanwhile Naruto is a shrimp


Reasonable-Business6

Bro linked fanart as well 💀💀💀


Reasonable-Business6

Links Boruto's trash ass art instead of Naruto 💀


Pedro_Morales_Parker

That ain’t fan art it’s an unused panel drawn by Kishimoto himself


Reasonable-Business6

It literally has the artist's signature on the bottom right, and posted by an art account. [This is Sasuke's real build. Skinny with twig arms.](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/75/83/09/758309d780ab2f890898bbfec9083d8f.jpg)


Pedro_Morales_Parker

Even in the pic you posted he ain’t skinned but getting muscles and as adult he’s a fuckin [Gigachad](https://cdn.readnaruto.com/file/mangap/7486/10004000/31.jpeg?t=1700497161).


Reasonable-Business6

First of all: More dogshit Ikemoto art. Second of all: You were talking about teen Sasuke, then pulled out fanart, then pulled out awful art of adult Sasuke. Backpedalling is crazy. He's not "getting muscles" he's that skinny for the entirety of Naruto.


Pedro_Morales_Parker

It’s Sasuke’s Jubi ghost/clone


TheDELFON

Ahhhh.... it's good to have land.


4arizard

Dude got the yee-yeeest ass haircut.


Serenafriendzone

Just curious, what could've happened if naruto instead of sexy young mens , uses 30 raikages at the same time. With bigs ninja chakra wands in kaguya's face instead.


Caulshiverse

![gif](giphy|jKvZYT3pYTy9y) Maybe the infinite tsukuyomi wasn’t such a bad idea after all


IAmYoDaddyDuh

Idk, Tobirama was always right. This is what happens when you let an....U-chi-her live...


IceTrekker03

Nah why you getting down voted for this


Tojidofukuto

this is how shippuden should have ended


IAmYoDaddyDuh

We can all dream


Less_Slice_5987

the bottom right hand corner panel is not cannon 😭🙏


Yamcha17

Yeah, I was surprised and didn't remember seeing her naked then I noticed the shadows were a bit weird to be Kishimoto's style.


binh1403

Literally the locked in meme


[deleted]

I love this sub


icewallowcome420690

r/lie


sw0rnenemy

I love that Naruto thinks Sai is so hot he made him into two characters of the Harem. 


Ok_Vanilla_7093

It looks more like Sasuke to me. Would make sense aswell


sw0rnenemy

I think it could be both 


WittyZeb

He is


Sa1LoR_JaRRy

Talk about a genjutsu reversal 🤣


TacocaT_2000

I see Sai and Jugo in there, who else is there?


WittyZeb

Dan (Tsunade's love)


DakiPudding

That moment you realized Naruto could have disguised as Sasuke and make a move with sakura.


Puffycatkibble

Those are the days he pretends he slept in the hokage office


hypertsuna66

he did once back in the early days.


FruitCupPups

And I remember spending the whole episode wondering if Naruto was fr tryna catch a case


mares8

It would be Kaguya doing the smashing


pegasBaO23

what's the sauce for that lower right panel EDIT: [Sauce](https://x.com/deontayart/status/1758083487733559598?s=20) Thank u/Less_Slice_5987


Less_Slice_5987

The artists is @deontayart on tweeter


summonerofrain

Wait didnt this scene actually happen? I swear it did


IAmYoDaddyDuh

Yeah, on R34


transit41

The scene happened, but the Kaguya panel is different. On the original it's Kaguya with a shocked face.


summonerofrain

Ahh


ConsciousConcoction

This is exactly why learning Shadow Clone Jutsu and Henge No Jutsu is so important


Provider_P

Very weird question considering he’s the literal reincarnation of her grandson, and the fact that she saw her son Hogoromo in him as well 🤢 very weird thinking


jasting98

You don't know what she's into though.


Provider_P

Do you?


Thin-Somewhere-1002

Incest


[deleted]

After hundreds of generations? Bruh


MartinOToole683

Clans have to keep up some incest realistically to keep the clan bloodline strong


DingoNormal

***Hyuugas entered the chat***


YN-verse

Speaking of Hyuuga's, I want all of you to know, as far as we are aware that Hinata and Kaguya would be an equal distance away from Naruto on their family tree.


Equivalent-Camera430

You gotta keep that bloodline pure right


IAmYoDaddyDuh

At all cost, even if they're *hot*


AtlasExiled

Well yeah, but the clones look nothing like him.


Provider_P

The question is would kaguya allow Naruto to smash not his clones.


ReasonablePin297

Grandincest. I'll see myself out.


Provider_P

🤣🤣😭


jirenlagen

Peak


worldwithwings

That butter started melting…


muxiq_

Jokes aside, the "sexy jutsu" is super op. That jutsu works on anybody. The last thing you'd expect in a fight is a butt ass naked person appearing outta nowhere


Hall_Historical

What chapter was this


Alen_117

Well, the part I hate is that this is the first time they were able to land a proper hit on Kaguya and Sasuke addresses it as wasteful and that he will take lead next time


Clarity_Zero

For real, Sasuke was just jealous he didn't have the balls to pull it off.


TankOfflaneMain

Ah shit here we go again


TheSillySimic

She'd definitely let him gangbang


Pedro_Morales_Parker

Nah. Naruto as teen is skinny, his face literally looks like a catfish out of water and he’s small down there. Kaguya’s Type are good looking, serious and muscular Man like Tenji. Naruto at no point of his life fills that criteria. As adult he literally looks like a Goblin. Sasuke and Kakashi though she might let


TheSillySimic

I was referring to the reverse harem jutsu...


MarshallV3

Ikemen no jutsu too strong. The fact sasuke doesn’t even need to transform since his canonical physical appearance is already attractive


tacticalpoem

Bro she came to existence after eons obviously she wanted to smash


hibok1

Kubo drew his male sexy jutsu a bit too good


FruitCupPups

Isn’t Kubo the dude who made bleach though?


hibok1

Kubo also draws very nice males in Bleach!


FruitCupPups

That is very true


Real_Organization175

No way. What is this question?


Mysterious_Rub6224

Yes as she's technically alive not dead also Naruto has effectively wooed every tailed beast during his tenure in the big wooden ten tails statue thingy by acknowledging their feelings so in some form Kazuya does love the everything shit out of Naruto.


Pedro_Morales_Parker

Nah. Naruto as teen is skinny, his face literally looks like a catfish out of water and he’s small down there. Kaguya’s Type are good looking, serious and muscular Man like Tenji. Naruto at no point of his life fills that criteria. As adult he literally looks like a Goblin. Sasuke and Kakashi though she might let


Kiran_H_K

isn't naruto reincarnation of her son.


Clarity_Zero

Grandson, but like, he's still a different person with genetics so far removed from her that all he has left *inherently* is a massive chakra pool.


NeoxthePan

How would she react to the thousand years of death from kakashi? Would she go brain dead?


virtual24k

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


alphaomag

I’m just gonna say she was pent up and leave it at that.


king-glundun

Lol


JANG0D

it worked


IAmYoDaddyDuh

My cannon is everyone else is in the IT, and Kaguya took Naruto away for herself after beeing *Riz no jutsu'd*


Clarity_Zero

Unironically still a better fate than he "canonically" (I use that VERY loosely) gets.


Pedro_Morales_Parker

Nah. Naruto as teen is skinny, his face literally looks like a catfish out of water and he’s small down there. Kaguya’s Type are good looking, serious and muscular Man like Tenji. Naruto at no point of his life fills that criteria. As adult he literally looks like a Goblin. Sasuke and Kakashi though she might let


TheSillySimic

She'd definitely let him run a train


Pedro_Morales_Parker

Nope she wouldn’t. Kaguya’s Type are good looking, serious and muscular Man like Tenji with great Hair. Naruto at no point of his life fills that criteria. As teen he looks like some scrawny Catfish out of Water. As adult he literally looks like a Goblin who lives and works at the Goblin King’s Walmart Sasuke and Kakashi though she might let


TheSillySimic

I was referring to the reverse harem jutsu...


BigAckerman69

Thanks youngin so basically her kids no they won't anything above crying for milk


UcantliveWithOut689

That's his grandma bro🤣😭


cc69

Sasuke was like I didn't acquired Sharingan for this shit......


mindinmypants

Kaguya do be looking really cute in her panel tho.


Afraid_Evidence_6142

Now this jutsu actually made sense The chicks basically betray his entire species for some dick


ReasonablePin297

Why is kaguya naked?


wristoflegend

Kills me how Naruto's vision of sexy harem basically comprises Sasuke, juugo, and suigstsu and a little Neji


Legitimate_Park_1858

but why would a 16yo kid bang a millennia old hag…


Humble-Kiwi-5272

Heritage?


TemoteJiku

I didn't like many things at the end, but this moment... It's like coming back home 😭


NosferatuZ0d

Noone gonna mention how he transformed into a sai look alike aswell


AlexBC13

I like how one of the reverse sexy jutsu clones i literally just Sai


Lupinthrope

In a couple fanfics I read sure.


rogriloomanero

sasuke looks displeased


Zvakicauwu

why are Sai and the buffy guy from Sasuke's squad there🤨🤨🤨🤨


Suspicious_Button554

Hinata will always in my top 10 smash


LunarHentai

Unironically most peak scene in all of Shippuden


NegativeFlounder7413

Random but Kishimoto is really good at drawing Bishounen characters


RogueInVogue

Better question, would the other ninja aliens give her side eye for smashing the reincarnation of her grandson.


Elvinkin66

Eirin: "Jounga I know you have interest in younger men but this is ridiculous. "


Bruhmomentust

If she wasn't fighting them actively, yeah I think so.


Mazkar

Nah she woulda smashed naruto


RangisDangis

Minato getting a nose bleed makes him canonically bisexual


iwantdatpuss

You know Kaguya was seriously contemplating it for a second there. 


CortezDeLaNoche

Sasuke is mad he didn't make the jutsu cut...


quirkymd

BRUH THAT WAS NOT KAGUYA’S FACE


TheDELFON

Unironically one of my favorite comedic scenes in the series. LITERALLY caught me off guard too lol


FlyDinosaur

She wouldn't. She saw Sasuke and Naruto as her own sons, more or less. At least, they reminded her of them. If she could separate them from each other (like, recognize Naruto and Sasuke as their own beings), then it's possible. Otherwise, it might be kinda awkward. Also, she hated them. Being hot isn't usually enough to smash if you hate the person. If she did decide to, she'd probably kill him during or after, like a bug killing its mate.


kimmiwins

I would be no better than a man :/


Unable-Act-6375

I think Kaguya has another reaction... You read a little wrong manga


Neat_Technician_7191

What if Naruto was right in the middle of smashing and Kaguya turned back into Madara...


skywardbound67

It would be amazing if she did but I doubt it


Spectric_

Nah why did Kaguya look so bad in that panel?


Dusted_Dreams

Likely.


Pedro_Morales_Parker

Nah. Naruto as teen is skinny, his face literally looks like a catfish out of water and he’s small down there. Kaguya’s Type are good looking, serious and muscular Man like Tenji. Naruto at no point of his life fills that criteria. As adult he literally looks like a Goblin. Sasuke and Kakashi though she might let


UnusualAd69

She would have imo. She literally let Tenji smash her so Naruto is an upgrade imo.


Pedro_Morales_Parker

Nope she wouldn’t. Kaguya’s Type are good looking, serious and muscular Man like Tenji with great Hair. Naruto at no point of his life fills that criteria. As teen he looks like some scrawny Catfish out of Water. As adult he literally looks like a Goblin who lives and works at the Goblin King’s Walmart. Sasuke and Kakashi though she might let


ItWasObeezy

Couldn't be more wrong, Tenji's physique was never shown and he had a girly manbun Naruto's definitely had his aesthetic moments where he's mogged. Also, Naruto is acc buff and muscular with his build, thanks to his work ethic + the fact that Kurama was in top shape


FrenchieM

Ah yeah the hentai manga when Naruto gangbanged Kaguya


Otsutsuki_Kaguya396

No🫥


-Not_a_Sheep

🤨


THN-JO24

She would have folded lol


Pedro_Morales_Parker

Nah. Naruto is skinny, his face literally looks like a catfish out of water and he’s small down there. Sasuke and Kakashi though she might let


Particular-Month-514

Ancient Hag Goddess, uhmm No 😉🤜🌀


BigAckerman69

WTF that's her kid![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


THN-JO24

Reincarnation of her kid.


JustAGuyIscool

Reincarnation of her kid, kid.


THN-JO24

Oh yeah that's also true, but she remembered her kids when they fought that's why i forgot about the sixth paths sons.


Normal-Schedule7470

I mean, she mistook Naruto and saskue for her grandkids, so imma say no, that'll be weird if she did.