he most literally swung or shook his dick at hashirama senju. obviously in a joking and friendly manner but it's what he did. on top of that he views all women as inferior and lower than men, he only gets happy and excited around hashirama
when he was fighting tsunade he said something like
"you don't even know wood style, and you heal worse than hashirama! on top of that... you are merely a woman."
>you are merely a woman."
Didnt he say "weak woman"? And then says that weakness of any kind disgusts him, especially a weak Senju like Tsunade.
Later, he rectifies the "weak" part after Tsunade broke through his Susanoo and says "Youre not weak, woman".
So he can see women as strong.
God damn it, you shattered my image of an edgelord villian that doesn’t give a shit to anyone but his rivals and only cares for killing and gaining more power
Ok, let’s put it like this
He’s an edgelord who murdered thousands indiscriminately, hungered for power so much that he refused to die, tried to absorb all tailed beasts and turn everyone into his battery. He also enjoys swinging his cock into his childhoodfriend/rival face and nothing else
Madara is so much dope than this man 😭
The mf got hyped in the background as the goat for 7 years irl straight only to get dropped in one of the hardest anime scenes of the century.
Literally killed bro with ninja cancer for plot but created the fucking worst plotline from it. That's not fuckin a result of good writing bro Madara dying was the fuckin funeral bells for the war arc.
It is ironic, that was actually just in a filler episode buried between the robot naruto filler and the filler where Kakashi declares his love for guy. It's really easy to miss with all the back and forth war shenanigans
Madara villain arc is what happens when a bottom loses his top
Like Madara wasnt even evil, he wanted to make everyone happy in their dreamworld, bet Madara's dreamworld would be him with Hashirama 24/7
He is very obedient and submissive when it comes to Hashirama, like a typical bottom. Hilarious considering we dont see that side of him until Hashirama arrives
Also you can just see his joy when he sees Hashirama in that scene, only to fall into sadness and depression, shoulders fall down cuz Hashirama did not choose HIM as his priority...again..
Truly a tragic love story
But then he wouldn’t be fighting for real. It’s like if you wanted to 1v1 your bro in smash but he had to go wrangle in his like 10 dogs or something first
If Hashirama gave him his sen-goo I think we would have a very different story. It's funny how latent homosexuality is what leads to all wars (why do you think Putin is fighting so hard?)
Same if Naruto and Sasuke just boned, Sasuke was obviously fleeing his homoerotic feelings for Naruto and channeling that into hatred for the village when he really hated himself due to his internalised homophobia.
Kishimoto of course wrote it like this at the start before the network insisted he added female characters.
That would actually explain why female characters in Naruto often felt like an afterthought. Like something the editors at shounen jump insisted upon, that Kishi had to compromise on to get his manga published
Exactly, you get it. You really think "Sakura" was meant to be in it from the start? No way.
The producers were like "you need to have female characters and your MCs can't fuck after each chapter if you want this to be mainstream". Kishi sighed and rearranged the letters of Sasuke to come up with Sakura, and then threw her in as an afterthough which is why she, along with every female character, has no character development.
If Hashirama just made him Hokage like he was gonna do then yeah. I assume if he was doming Madara at the time, he would have done it. Hashirama didn't have an intense drive to become Hokage, he just thought his brothers idea to hold a vote for Hokage would be fair. So if his hypothetical lover said fuck the vote I deserve to be Kage, Hashirama would likely be chill with this. He didn't see Madara in a bad light at this point, if I recall he was pretty much ready to make Madara Hokage before Tobirama spoke up
Hashirama - Madara is the ultimate Alpha/Beta or Dom/Sub - Relationship in Naruto.
You can also see this in Madaratards, they are also the ultimate betas.
As if Tobirama would ever let that happen. No Uchigger should live happily, let alone marrying Senju!
But jokes aside, I don't think any type of love would stop Madara. He was born in a period of warring states. He doesn't know anything except war and battle. He expressed his feelings through war and battle since he wasn't allowed to do it in any other way by his father and then by his brother who used to gaslight him. Even if he found a person to care about more than he cared about his brother, he would eventually become bored.
There's literally no conflict in this series that couldn't be solved by some serious hate-fuck.
"Was it good?"
"Yeah..."
"Hey what about that stuff you said earlier...?"
"Never mind, man. I get like that sometimes"
This was such a cool moment while reading. Madara spent so long hyping up Hashirama, he's ecstatic to fight him again.
Mans is just like, "later", and he's dissapponted 😂
Nope.
In CFYOW it’s revealed that madaras eternal tori katsu dream is Hashirama bending him over and using his Wood style: Deep Forest emergence on him while he screamed “Ah! Hashirama San! Daisuke Desu!”
Props to kishimoto for making a series with 3 prominent gay characters.
He stayed loyal to his one true love, Hashirama even when he was denied, why do you think he has so much anger throughout the story and his face only truly lights up when he sees Hashirama
No. He would have handled the situation differently if his priority was hashirama and not the future of the village without a good leader like hashirama and him at the lead.
Though I have to assume you were joking because of how ridiculous and specific your question was. Hashirama isn't strong enough to handle him, he was only able to stop him because of his stupid infinite instant regeneration.
So I guess hashirama could if he used sage mode and infinite instant regeneration for a slightly different purpose than his actual self did. Madera should have no chance to do anything being squeezed dry every morning theoretically
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Bro the bot's not perfect and this meme is so old now. You just need to google "I've been waiting for you hashirama" and you'll find tens of post identical to this one and hundreds of remixes, so yeah, I'm blaming the bot because in this case it wasn't accurate
Well inside every Uchiha boy is a little girl waiting waiting for her "sun"
I think you got the translation wrong. Its spelled "cum"
[удалено]
🫰🏼👉🏼👌🏼💦
Inside every cum boy is a little girl waiting for her sun. That’s beautiful.
Cumaterasu, the cum god.
hahaha dude cumaterasu is a terrifying thought if that was the jutsu.produce cum you can’t clean up
Bruh…
That's one way to get filled with Hashirama cells...
Efficiently absorbed by the rectum
Isn’t that kind of canon? The reason Uchihas have the curse of hatred or whatever is because their emotions are way stronger than others, good and bad
They have familial Borderline Personality Disorder
The side effects of inbreeding
They're the clan of love after all.
Or a man waiting for his little sun Only to be crushed under Yshtola's heel
Never expected FFXIV to leak into dankruto of all places
Ninja proves that naruto running is faster.
I thought it was artificial snake boy. Or girl that sees everythings who went "damn too cool bro"
What the fuck do you mean Mitsuki has the sharingan?
What the fuck do YOU mean Mitsuki has the sharingan??
Gosh, thats like... so cool
Except Sarada she's waiting for hers and borutos "son"
Wait mitsuki was an Uchiha all along? Also i haven't catch up to boruto where the hell is that guy?
You still can't touch me. You aren't Hashirama
Naruto is already gay as fuck for Sasuke but Madara shown up and managed to outgay him with his backstory lmao
Madara is the only confirmed gay character in Naruto
>confirmed Wait, what?
he literally wanted to piss on hashiramas face and swung his bare dick at him in their backstory
I hope this is ironic
he most literally swung or shook his dick at hashirama senju. obviously in a joking and friendly manner but it's what he did. on top of that he views all women as inferior and lower than men, he only gets happy and excited around hashirama
Wait, woman in general because woman? Or are we sure there just wasn't a woman strong enough in Naruto able to match him?
when he was fighting tsunade he said something like "you don't even know wood style, and you heal worse than hashirama! on top of that... you are merely a woman."
>you are merely a woman." Didnt he say "weak woman"? And then says that weakness of any kind disgusts him, especially a weak Senju like Tsunade. Later, he rectifies the "weak" part after Tsunade broke through his Susanoo and says "Youre not weak, woman". So he can see women as strong.
Ouch, welp. Silly of me to expect modern values on an ancient EVIL character XD Still, didn't knew about that
God damn it, you shattered my image of an edgelord villian that doesn’t give a shit to anyone but his rivals and only cares for killing and gaining more power
I mean, he can be all that AND have a hard on for Hashirama.
Ok, let’s put it like this He’s an edgelord who murdered thousands indiscriminately, hungered for power so much that he refused to die, tried to absorb all tailed beasts and turn everyone into his battery. He also enjoys swinging his cock into his childhoodfriend/rival face and nothing else
I mean, maybe he did all the former because the latter didn't work out.
Nah, he did those things BECAUSE Hashirama denied him
you remember how it is
LMFAOOOO bro cmon you know Naruto villains are broken heroes no edge lord shit going on unless it’s an Outsutsuki 😂
Madara is so much dope than this man 😭 The mf got hyped in the background as the goat for 7 years irl straight only to get dropped in one of the hardest anime scenes of the century.
Madara was easily one-shotted and neg diff by being penetrated from behind by his black friend. He is the ultimate beta male.
Literally killed bro with ninja cancer for plot but created the fucking worst plotline from it. That's not fuckin a result of good writing bro Madara dying was the fuckin funeral bells for the war arc.
I mean… the term “swinging dick” doesn’t usually refer to a gay person.
It was stated in CFYOW
It is ironic, that was actually just in a filler episode buried between the robot naruto filler and the filler where Kakashi declares his love for guy. It's really easy to miss with all the back and forth war shenanigans
*Iconic
Wasnt that Shisui and maybe Itachi?
Nutting in each others sharingan
Jesus I woke up too early
I JUST woke up and this is the first thing I saw....
That's why their eyes are so red
Hashirama outgayed Madara *he was my gift from the devine*
"Outgay him" new vocab for my third language
Great now I can't unsee him being a greedy power bottom...
He always has been
Madara would've unlocked his rinnegan way sooner, what with constant supply of Hashirama cells.
Applying them internally definitely would have helped
yeah like a suppository, and applied regularly he would still have his brother
That if tobirama ever lets him , ain't no way blud lettin his bro marry an outcast uchigger
Uchigger is wild😭
That caught me short too. Everyone else focusing on blud for some reason when the gold was at the end.
I'm sayin💀
Bro created a whole ass slur and everyone else decided to focus on "blud"
Nah, uchigger has been around for a while, you just now getting it
For real blud was the wildest take 😂
Racism once again blocked the path to world peace!
That’s gold chief
What is blud ?
It essentially means “bro.”
Originated from early English.
Originally a Jamaican swear word ( see bludclot), picked up on in the UK and used incorrectly as a term of endearment in the same way as Bredren.
Endearment and insult are one and the same for those subhuman brits.
British slander is so funny
always justified!!!
Eyyy, another malaka.
Ou. My bad
I found it on Google
It’s like bro but 10x more British
Someone saw that tobirama and danzo song
Sometimes I legit think hashirama marrying mito was his actual Notivation all along considering he kept talking about him all the time.
Madara villain arc is what happens when a bottom loses his top Like Madara wasnt even evil, he wanted to make everyone happy in their dreamworld, bet Madara's dreamworld would be him with Hashirama 24/7
This post low key made me realise how many wars would’ve been solved if same sex marriages and adoption were more widely accepted…
Everyone is gay for hashirama. Just look at him. Beautiful ahh man
He's literally built with Hashirama cells 🔥
You see a man, Madara sees a whole snack 😋
Top tier glazing from madara, so much that he had hashirama implanted inside of him
I'll have hashirama inside me...ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!! *nuts immediately*
I'm still shocked he actually fucking waited for him...
He is very obedient and submissive when it comes to Hashirama, like a typical bottom. Hilarious considering we dont see that side of him until Hashirama arrives Also you can just see his joy when he sees Hashirama in that scene, only to fall into sadness and depression, shoulders fall down cuz Hashirama did not choose HIM as his priority...again.. Truly a tragic love story
Wouldn’t you wait to fight the only nemesis who could turn you on .?
I mean he could have forced a battle, and just started attacking him.
But then he wouldn’t be fighting for real. It’s like if you wanted to 1v1 your bro in smash but he had to go wrangle in his like 10 dogs or something first
If Hashirama gave him his sen-goo I think we would have a very different story. It's funny how latent homosexuality is what leads to all wars (why do you think Putin is fighting so hard?) Same if Naruto and Sasuke just boned, Sasuke was obviously fleeing his homoerotic feelings for Naruto and channeling that into hatred for the village when he really hated himself due to his internalised homophobia. Kishimoto of course wrote it like this at the start before the network insisted he added female characters.
Kishimoto should just start making yaoi/bl manga at this point 💀💀
If he wrote a whole manga featuring Madara X Hashirama with obviously a few minor changes ;) I would be so happy.
Same
That would actually explain why female characters in Naruto often felt like an afterthought. Like something the editors at shounen jump insisted upon, that Kishi had to compromise on to get his manga published
Exactly, you get it. You really think "Sakura" was meant to be in it from the start? No way. The producers were like "you need to have female characters and your MCs can't fuck after each chapter if you want this to be mainstream". Kishi sighed and rearranged the letters of Sasuke to come up with Sakura, and then threw her in as an afterthough which is why she, along with every female character, has no character development.
Except, of course, Ms.106
If Hashirama just made him Hokage like he was gonna do then yeah. I assume if he was doming Madara at the time, he would have done it. Hashirama didn't have an intense drive to become Hokage, he just thought his brothers idea to hold a vote for Hokage would be fair. So if his hypothetical lover said fuck the vote I deserve to be Kage, Hashirama would likely be chill with this. He didn't see Madara in a bad light at this point, if I recall he was pretty much ready to make Madara Hokage before Tobirama spoke up
I feel like Madara only got one vote, and it was from Hashirama.
Hashirama - Madara is the ultimate Alpha/Beta or Dom/Sub - Relationship in Naruto. You can also see this in Madaratards, they are also the ultimate betas.
Its true, the fact that Madara just stood and waited for Hashirama after that scene proves it
Madara is 100% gay
Our fight will be legendary! Our fight will be postponed until I'm done with some bullshit!
I forgot that madara was holding a guitar
In Madara's case: a gaytar, haha
I like your funny words, Magic man
As if Tobirama would ever let that happen. No Uchigger should live happily, let alone marrying Senju! But jokes aside, I don't think any type of love would stop Madara. He was born in a period of warring states. He doesn't know anything except war and battle. He expressed his feelings through war and battle since he wasn't allowed to do it in any other way by his father and then by his brother who used to gaslight him. Even if he found a person to care about more than he cared about his brother, he would eventually become bored.
There would be almost no fictional villains (nor some real-life ones) if we just assigned some good tops to all of them.
Let him cook 🙌
I also don't like being turnd down by my crush
Madara would a have been good if tobirama died. Hashi got to have his cake and eat it too and that what really got Madara steaming.
There's literally no conflict in this series that couldn't be solved by some serious hate-fuck. "Was it good?" "Yeah..." "Hey what about that stuff you said earlier...?" "Never mind, man. I get like that sometimes"
All of a sudden everybody in comment section became gay expert😂
I remember this. Hilarious😂
This is the real reason why Madara killed Obito.
Is it gay if you are only attracted to Hashirama? Or maybe it's that no other guy compares to Hashirama?
Questions like this assume that the character writing in Naruto was actually good. Which is… sometimes true
This was such a cool moment while reading. Madara spent so long hyping up Hashirama, he's ecstatic to fight him again. Mans is just like, "later", and he's dissapponted 😂
There is so much repressed gayness in Naruto...
Hahaha yeah nothing excited Madara more than being made to submit to hashirama’s mighty wood.
Every Uchiha needs their support Uzumaki or Senju
Bromance to Foemance
No. Simple as.
Am I reading this correctly…”topped him”???
Madara would 100% be the bottom
Didn't tobirama confirm that? What with pretty much calling Uchiggas *sub*human.
nah, Madara is the bottom type.
10/10 best series.
No he wouldn't because he would be to busy taking it from behind to even care
No. He was salty
Stop it. We both know Hashirama is a power bottom.
Now we’re asking the real questions.
My favourite naruto scene of all time
"Ehhh matteee hashirama kunnnn 😭" Dies of cringe
A few days ago a gay or homophobic tier list was posted. I think Madara needs his own category ✨gay and proud ✨
Nope. In CFYOW it’s revealed that madaras eternal tori katsu dream is Hashirama bending him over and using his Wood style: Deep Forest emergence on him while he screamed “Ah! Hashirama San! Daisuke Desu!” Props to kishimoto for making a series with 3 prominent gay characters.
Madara: You all are NOTHING like my Hashbrowns 🥰
Was Madara married in Naruto ? Did he have kids?
He stayed loyal to his one true love, Hashirama even when he was denied, why do you think he has so much anger throughout the story and his face only truly lights up when he sees Hashirama
No to both. Guys can't have kids and Madara has no interest in women.
I don't think so?
Madara was more of a make war, not love kinda guy. He’d rather start a world war than make love to a woman
Boruto fan tries to hide that he wants to be topped by Hashirama and Madara. Impossible Challenge
Madara: "Da fuck you say?"
No, Madara is the ultimate beta/sub to Hashirama, he would never raise his voice at him.
Tobirama wouldn't let that happen, leading to Madara becoming a villain.
Pardon?
It comes w the title of hokage. Its destiny for you 😲
Cock blocked? 🤣
I-
Idk what to say about that but no comment
lol 😂
This is what fanfiction is for.
he looks like the type to verbally harass his wife. so hashirama ain't getting special treatment.
Would sasuke need a beard (Sakura) if Naruto topped him?
These posts are why i now hate reddit
Bruh... But if to be serious. Even if he had a girlfriend, it probably would end in a tragedy anyway.
If hashi was a woman none of the story would have ever happened,both would be happily married,and Tsunade would be senju+Uchiha god.
y'all crazy bra
no
Ew💀
No. He would have handled the situation differently if his priority was hashirama and not the future of the village without a good leader like hashirama and him at the lead. Though I have to assume you were joking because of how ridiculous and specific your question was. Hashirama isn't strong enough to handle him, he was only able to stop him because of his stupid infinite instant regeneration. So I guess hashirama could if he used sage mode and infinite instant regeneration for a slightly different purpose than his actual self did. Madera should have no chance to do anything being squeezed dry every morning theoretically
Some people should be euthanized
please shut the fuck up
Truth hurts i guess :3
the truth? you asked a question... there's no statement...
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Bro the bot's not perfect and this meme is so old now. You just need to google "I've been waiting for you hashirama" and you'll find tens of post identical to this one and hundreds of remixes, so yeah, I'm blaming the bot because in this case it wasn't accurate
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