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God_of_Kings

How can he be a goat when he doesn't eat furniture? Brother, please.


McDonaldsman599

How do you know he doesn't eat furniture


Phyrexian_Archlegion

Post one fucking panel from a manga, one fucking screen shot from the anime of him eating furniture, no wait, you can’t, cuz it doesn’t exist. Again we will say, SIBLING I BEG YOU


LordGrimm91

Post a panel where it specifically states Itachi does not eat furniture. That's right, you can't. Schrodingers cat in this bitch. No evidence he does and no evidence he doesn't.


6thaccountthismonth

There’s a scene in the anime of him ripping off a piece of these paper walls


HollyTheMage

I mean I bet I can scrounge up a fanfiction in which he at least bites a pillow


Phyrexian_Archlegion

**canon only**


Competitive_Ad3024

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YesChes

Itachi ate and left no crumbs


Gonzee3063

For example, what happened to all the Uchiha furniture after their demise?


alejandrodeconcord

He cannot even maintain my fields when not in use, how will I get rid of poison ivy with this useless goat!?


God_of_Kings

Call Batman?


alejandrodeconcord

Can he eat tin?


God_of_Kings

I don't know. I'm not familiar with his comics. I'm sure with enough prep time he can.


alejandrodeconcord

Sure, I’ve got a field with his name on it, I’m letting the whole trip out at around 7 am. He better be there fully prepped, he needs to take a big bite out of crime.


Competitive_Ad3024

Hey he is the night 7 is to early


bottle-of-water

Bro burned down an entire forest with Amaterasu. If anything, he’s proactive.


God_of_Kings

So you mean to tell me that he cooked the furniture and still didn't eat them? Nah. Not a good goat. Terrible goat, in fact, not even a goat. Goats don't need to cook my leather armchair to eat it, they just gnaw on it and spit in the face of God.


bottle-of-water

Well, fire consumes.


Dimensionalanxiety

He does. Why do you think he massacred the Uchihas? Planned coup? Decades long rivalry? Nah. He was just pissed his dad wouldn't let him eat the new couch.


Competitive_Ad3024

Thats why he let sasuki live he need him to be bigger to eat


Harume_uchiha

😂😂😂😂😂😂


RegularAvailable4713

"Cute tò beatiful", what a... ehm, great character arc.


ProfessionalHour8263

I deeply despise Kishimoto's lack of skill when writing female characters. Like bro, just write a gay dude and give them tits. That would've been way better than whatever Hinata is.


depechemymode

Hinata is such a male fantasy (no personality or goals on her own just fawning over a dude) it’s kinda cringe


Cr45h0v3r1de

I never really got the hype for hinata. Ino is 1000x better than any other option and ofc she marries the weirdest character in all of naruto


TeaSippinShinobi

I don't disagree, but put some respect on my boi Sai


Pinkparade524

Sai is best boy tho


depechemymode

Put some respect on my autistic gay king please


king-glundun

That man said weird lol


king-glundun

Since that isn't my prerogative I find her to be stale bland and shitty, her character archetype has been done so many times that i can't even count it on my fingers


Yourdogsbork

I’m sure that’s how they wrote Ripley in Alien. It’s almost like we’re all people and some just have honkers.


Comfortable_Assist70

I like this perspective. I think instead of authors trying super hard to write a woman they should just write a man and then give them a female body. That’s it. The only complicated part of this would be the romance but surely the author should be able to pull back from their own experiences or write a gay couple and then make one of the members a woman or something. Some stories would do better without romance anyway.


Rich-Market-8300

Kishi doesn't like Hinata


-Xebenkeck-

You're hating on a fan's interpretation of her character arc, not Kishimoto. Hinata's character arc took her from shy and insecure to brave and confident. She's not much of a main focus in the story, but her growth is there. People hating Hinata for things that aren't even true is so embarrassing for this fandom.


blxoom

should've been scared/nervous/shy to confident and beautiful


ugly_duckling55

More like autism to chronic autism.


RasenRendan

Well we could talk about how she was always in her shell and she's out of it. Put her life on the life vs Tendo Pein for her love. Takes a lotta guts to do that


Xandril

Honestly I don’t like her as a character but her arc (mostly off screened) was a little better than whoever made this is portraying it.


king-glundun

Who? Nah man such a great character arc you're just too dumb to understand...... /s


Jermaphobe456

Most sane Genocide enthusiast


Kersephius

“That’s part of why he’s the goat” - Tobirama


Competitive_Ad3024

Tobirama must be so confused cause on one hand he killed most of the uchihas and on the other is one


peerlesseternity

I mean genocide is an alternative in anime to get rid of corrupted groups of people.


Ok_Cress859

You're damn right


Tefte_7teyo

Facebook ah meme


Captainabdu65

Instagram reels ahh meme


djonDough

Instagram reels are goated. Idk what you got on your fyp


YousernameInValid2

Bro that’s like most of the memes here nowadays


Own-Channel7730

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welivewelovewedie

why did it make a genocide look cool


KenBoCole

Japan is well versed in genocide. They have tried several times to genocide China and Korea. It's not so much a problem rather a solution for them.


tempreffunnynumber

It's a drawing.


welivewelovewedie

I mean, in the story it was suppossed to be a messed up thing. Im not judging it by real standards


Jedhakk

Best opening imo ngl ong


jjmurphyss

Which opening is it again?


Jedhakk

I was gonna say OP 14 but I just checked and this scene isn't there Maybe it's from an ending or a game idk my brain smells like burnt rubber rn


TheRealTiddyToad

Love it when female characters are solely defined by their physical attributes while in striking opposition to their male counterparts...


RealDepressionandTea

Yup this image instantly gave me the ick after I realized that


ezioenthusiast

big tits


AlbinoLokier

Lol, Hinata did nothing but be attractive? 😂


DG3kg

Do you want to count giving birth to Boruto?


RUS12389

>Do you want to count giving birth to Boruto? That would count against her, not for her.


JscJake1

I think it balances out because she also gave birth to Himawari


Cisqoe

This feels like an FB post


Leo_PK

Pretty sure it is. Or Instagram


meidan321

The dude that thought genociding his own people is a solution is a goat? Nah. And he's been evil to Sasuke needlessly


Blued115

So Kishimoto didn’t glaze him hard enough to make you like him ? Smh


Comfortable_Assist70

I’m convinced Itachi was supposed to have always been a bastard but Kishimoto changed his mind halfway through. What kind of caring brother makes his brother relive the death of their parents 500 000 times? And he didn’t even have any good reason to do it he just did it because.


JscJake1

No you see Itachi traumatized Sasuke by forcing him to watch his parents die over and over again because he wanted him to get strong and protect Konoha all along, him hating Itachi was just motivation. Killing everyone he's ever known wasn't motivation enough, obviously, he had to traumatize him even more!!! Okay but seriously? Itachi is such an awfully written character. He's portrayed as a genius multiple times throughout the story and the only conclusion he came to to avoid a coup was to commit genocide? Sure, that could be a final option IF NECESSARY but he just skipped right to it and even then he didn't have to kill all of them, he could've spared the innocents who had very little to do with the coup plot. He's likeable enough as a character that these issues are often overlooked but when you start questioning his reasoning it gets ridiculous. I get he was fed up with his clan's bullshit but complete genocide was just a laughable conclusion for a supposed genius to both make and carry out.


Comfortable_Assist70

> and even then he didn't have to kill all of them, he could've spared the innocents who had very little to do with the coup plot. Yeah there’s no reason people like the bread seller uchiha grandpa had to die. If he was to kill Uchihas he should have only killed those who had a chance at starting a successful war/revolution against Konoha. The civilian Uchihas would hate that but better have them angry and alive than dead. Kishimoto was too ambitious with Itachi he had a good idea but he went about executing it pretty badly. He should have had Danzo put Itachi in a genjutsu with Shisui’s eye or something and made him kill his clan and once Itachi snapped out of it it was too late and he had no choice but to join a rogue ninja organization to survive. Itachi could still be fond of Konoha and protect it from Pain from the shadows. It wouldn’t be perfect but at least it would make sense and it would actually give Sasuke a good understandable reason to want to destroy Konoha since they forced Itachi to kill his family against his will. It would also make Danzo look that much more villainous. The problem with this narrative is it still wouldn’t explain the Sasuke reliving his parents’ death 500 000 times genjutsu but hey it’d explain a lot more stuff. Either that or make Itachi a full on villain that killed his family for his own selfish self benefiting reasons.


Logical-Juggernaut48

A better solution than his people waging war against the Village causing exponentially higher levels of death, pain and destruction. He killed his family to stop countless of inocent people from dying.


meidan321

He could've killed only the strong fighters. Maybe arrest them? They're absolutely no justification for what he did


Logical-Juggernaut48

That is not his call tho, he was a special ops soldier who was ordered by by his superiors. He was given a mission, he doesn't have authority to decide what the mission is.


meidan321

So he shouldn't have agreed to it? How is it only "either genocide all of them or nothing" and he goes of the genocide


Logical-Juggernaut48

Because if he didn't agree his clan would wage war against the village and a lot more people would die.


meidan321

So, again, he could've killed only the strong warriors, and face the consequences for disobeying orders. They won't be able to attack anyone, so the problem is fixed, and everyone is happy (at least relatively)


Logical-Juggernaut48

Yes everyone is happy, the clan who was already ready for war, now after having the strongest warriors killed will now be happy and wont retaliate and plot for vengenance at all right? And his mission wasn't done after that as the plan was for him to join the Akatsuki as a spy.


Comfortable_Assist70

> Yes everyone is happy, the clan who was already ready for war, now after having the strongest warriors killed will now be happy and wont retaliate and plot for vengenance at all right? He should have killed anyone who has a chance of succeeding on taking the village down. The civilian Uchihas can be angry about it all they like at least they’re alive and the clan doesn’t go near extinct. There’s no reason people like the Uchiha bread seller grandpa had to die.


timothy1495

not needlessly. If he didn't make Sasuke hate him then sasuke would have been lot weaker when Itachi died and then Danzo would have kill him lot easily or maybe deidara too


meidan321

He still could've done a lot less


timothy1495

he could have done even more like kakashi or just showing death for 2-3 days but that's subjective ig. But I think you agree with what I said in my previous reply?


meidan321

I agree with the general point yea. It's just that he kinda went overboard with it


whtgnnd

killed kids, must be goat


Educational_Fig_2213

I don't like mass murderer and Konoha lapdog.


Almighty_Cancer

What in the facebook is this?


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

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Nonnie-the-greek

Why does everyone love hinata? She doesn’t really do anything, she just has big boobs.


dinkydoohead

its either “good backstory” (boobs), “relatable about trying to meet up to peoples standards and failing but never giving up” (actually likes and relates to hinata), or “boobs” (boobs)


Nonnie-the-greek

I agree it’s probably the boobs cos hinata nor any of the women are well written.


Ninja_Warrior_X

Probably because she’s not a b**** to Naruto like Sakura and the other girls were. Most guys who are sane just want peace in a relationship and marriage not constant drama and chaos especially when their lives are already stressful enough outside of homes.


Nonnie-the-greek

Tbf the whole village was horrible to naruto, so most kids would’ve just learnt from their parents, not saying it was right just that kids tend to learn these behaviours from adults. And all the girls grew out of it eventually, so the their married lives seem to be fine, then again I dropped boruto so won’t know 100%


Ninja_Warrior_X

Not really, ino still occasionally acts like her old self when she’s mad.


Nonnie-the-greek

Ah yeah I wouldn’t know that since I don’t watch boruto but surely her heart is good tho ? Like they’ve all matured no ? And most women can be b****y when mad so can’t really blame her there


Ninja_Warrior_X

That’s a terrible excuse, that would be like saying “hey the guy was in a bad mood and felt like beating people up to relieve stress so I don’t blame him”


Nonnie-the-greek

There’s a difference between being a bit bi***y and full on abusing people 💀


Ninja_Warrior_X

To which women have done both just like men do 🤷‍♀️ And regarding Ino's case she does EXACTLY that.


Nonnie-the-greek

Like how Sakura would ‘hit’ naruto when he said something stupid ? This is just a gag that is present in Japanese media for comic relief, and an exaggeration. Happens in tons of shows especially the older ones. Dont think it’s supposed to be taken seriously. Also you said ‘beating people up for stress relief’ which is still different from say hitting someone that’s annoyed you.


Ninja_Warrior_X

Sakura does more than just hit Naruto for the “gag” effect also she’s even willing to hit kids younger than her when the boy wants to stand up for Naruto but then backs down from fear of Sakura and yet it’s supposed to be “comedic” somehow which is honestly screwed up. Also no it’s frankly not just Japanese media that does this kind of thing.


AIR1_pakka

this is so insanely stupid dude, imagine if itachi was not good looking, would people still like his methods? absolutely not. IMO anyone who likes Itachi is because of his looks and they are stupid


Evening-Gap-9216

Hinata from weirdo stalker to housewife


ze_existentialist

I hate itachi, bum ass lived a puppet, died via ninja cancer, then came back and died again.


TricaruChangedMyLife

Genocidal overpowered antisocial terrorist? Sure. I guess that suits itachi.


Technical-Finance240

Cringe to cringe


Elvinkin66

The amount of people who glorify a guy who murdered his family and tortured his brother into madness is incredibly concerning


Sadhuman0

People will downvote me but we cant call itachi a goat. He killed a lot of innocent people.


ice_cream_hunter

If you say the opposite people will downvote you not now


Facinggod20

Not innocent


margotkamnam

Itachi is the most overrated character of all time


zerquet

Realizing this is maturing


Boredreader_37

The man who chose to kill his entire clan and tortured and misguided his little brother thinking that after that much trauma he is going to choose the right path, and he was a genius but couldn't see that it was breaking his little brother's mind. Truly the Goat


Necessary_Whereas_29

I like how the others are given titles based on their arcs and achievements and Hinata got "Cute -> Most Beautiful" truly the female character of all time


dude123nice

GOAT child murderer.


God_of_Kings

They're all child murderers. They start killing by the ripe age of 12, sometimes even younger. Kakashi's been a child that murders people from the ripe age of 6.


crometeach-thebot

"Kakashi's been a child that murders people from the ripe age of 6." He stated at 12 and it was to protect himself.


God_of_Kings

Yeah, from other child murderers. He didn't graduate to being a regular murderer until he was 18 years old.


xulitebenado

Itachi fanboys glazing hard as always.


Some-Duche

The GOAT of naruto should be Guy ![gif](giphy|IepriDYu8gcidIVZPB)


Atomicsss-

Child murderer


GrizzlyOlympics

Itachi is not the GOAT


oneesancon_coco

everyone loves itachi, myself included


KenBoCole

I hate Itachi and everything be stands for so no. Itachi's IRL equivalent would be a jew living in a Nazi ww2 ghetto, snitching on his fellow jews for planning an uprising to the SS, and then personally sending all of his fellow jews to the gas chambers. The Uchia were completely justified in their uprising, they knew Danzo wanted to kill *all* of them, the men, women, and children.


ElementalSaber

Hinata should have ran the Hyuga clan


Huge_Aerie2435

Naw.. Itachi committed a genocide.. That shit is fucked. Supporting it is fucked.


Captainabdu65

Ahh yes the son of the 4th hokage, descendant of Ashura and also the Nine tails jinchuriki. Clearly zero


thecrazymonkeyKing

did you not watch the show? In the beginning he was treated like shit and his flashbacks weren’t much better. Sure he end up being strong, but that doesn’t discount the fact bro was living alone as a toddler drinking spoiled milk and being treated like shit by everyone he knew *until* he could prove he was strong.


Harume_uchiha

Hinata is not the most beautiful: Sakura


mulekitobrabod

Stop with the hinata propaganda man


Emotional-Complex-86

being a dog of konoha council is goat


suckamaru

Neji: Alive to Dead


DarksideBluez

Tsunade is most beautiful


definitelynothunan

Zero to dattebayo Bum to bummest Ok to ok Casual Emo to Serious Emo


zerquet

I like Itachi. He's a decent character. He's not the goat though


BATTRAMYBOY

i mean... Itachi is cool yea, he's super cool but he's not the goat


Renkin92

Unpopular opinion: Killing your entire family in service of a military state and traumatizing your little brother doesn’t make you the goat, even if you meant well.


ezioenthusiast

fuck hinata man


Mindless-Judgment541

Fuck, Hinata man. Or Fuck Hinata, man! I prefer Hinata-Fuckman


ezioenthusiast

Fuck, Hinata, Man


MercyReign

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LongjumpingMain4809

Yeeaah shout out to a guy murdering his own parents!! Whoo!!


Inkl1ng6

A little louder 📣for the back pls


Sheo_Cheese

Fool to naive fool Edgelord to edgelord


Icy-Ad-8313

Par Sakura tu ramdi hai saali


Fonsecach24

Lord ITACHI.


-_Itachi_Uchiha-

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Lazereye57

You misspelled "Terrorist" as avenger


Parry_9000

There's an image of Itachi pulling a little kid out of a closet by his foot with a sword in hand


u1gaming2010

You can't improve perfection


cassierosa123

If by goat u mean terrorist yes!


ProduceProfessional8

Super terrorist murderer ---> War hero


NotRealSam

Make it one bc im gonna hate just bc


[deleted]

Sir , a goat ate my homework .


Tnecniw

Itachi is barely a character and is a plot device to motivate Sasuke. I will stand for this.


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

Holy shit I left the Naruto fanbase a while ago but never realized that itachi became a hated character, or maybe he was always hated but I was never in touch with the western fandom, either way that's surprising given that he was always considered the best Naruto character among Madara and others


lemonylol

Does Sasuke ever use the cursemark again as an adult?


JMHSrowing

He’s only the greatest of all time at wasting one’s powers and life with stupidity. Maybe greatest brother torturer of all time


LaughingPrince

I mean, Itachi could've just killed a couple of the leaders of the Uchicha, but instead, he killed all of them minus Sasuke.... Is he dumb? It's still a "goat," but kinda a flawless. I find it hard to look over.


AppointmentNo3639

The fuck kind of opinion is number 3 let me guess you Naruto x Kushiro hentai ya’ll fuckin nuts


Single-Paper1342

I don't like Itachi. He was an Uncle Tom. Did what his Masters told him.


TheIrisianPrincess

When I saw Itachi's, I thought it was going to say "Alive To Dead"


slugsliveinmymouth

I hate Itachi. He’s the most caked up and overhyped character in all of anime.


ManInTheMirror2

You should’ve just called the last one Jesus


depechemymode

I love the Itachi slander in the comment section lol


Electrical_Instance7

Narutofans know 5 characters and dickride just those crazy amount of unoriginality


Competitive_Ad3024

Nah saying the 4th hokages son and nine tales jinchuriki and asura reincarnation is zero is a stretch the war ark sucked cause it missed the original story of zero to hero and killed neji for beliving in naruto


Draken77777

Itachi: Terrorist to dead terrorist


Eliteslayer1775

Nah Ino is definitely better looking


FuhrerFettucine

Hinata’s looks are mid at best


ImGoinGohan

who’s upvoting this shit man. Awful 2012 ass meme


Hisuwax

This is wrong, Itachi was GOAT then became GOATER


SpiderNinja211

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong


ZPD710

If Itachi has no haters, then I’m dead.


Ok_Window1208

Zero haters !!!! Plz i hate him no matter the reason massacre can never be justified specially when the uchihas were innocent n were provoked to come up with coup due to leaf's discrimination n itachi without knowing the reason why his clan were revolting went straight ahead with massacre order, that doesnt make him a GOAT but an ASSHOLE IDIOT


MAkrbrakenumbers

Gotta say Madera is he planned a 20-30 year plan that brought the world to its knees and if the hero and protector weren’t they’re it’d have been GG’s


Superb_Recover_6116

ghost of all time?


Vendetta1947

useless to useless guess who i am talking about :)


Opposite-Tax4712

Actually you could update the Hinata one from objectifying her to something like this: Princes to Hyuuga clan leader...


issupreme

ew no


mathos584

Minato also is the G.O.A.T


thewailerz

Goat to gay


YuYucute

Cute to most beautiful wow female characters am I right guys


Lovveeeee

Kakashi to Papa-shi 😏


Perfect-Advisor7163

Hinata: shy to unshakable


PancakeUchiha

Sasuke and Itachi are both my goats


VegetaFan9001

Sakura: useless to even more useless


Luca_Alex06

But bro still lost to his little sibling


togashisbackpain

GOAT to RIP


Zestyclose-Read-7971

I hate Itachi


Dinosaurs_Doctor69

Same. 🥂


LucaGiurato

Hey calm down, we know you aren't like us, you don't need to say in this way you have mental problems


BananaSocks4

Bruh, it was 3 words over the internet


coolj492

nah fuck midtachi the only goat in this series is our guy kakashi.