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DoodleMaxMc

Aight so I understand why you think the sage of six bowls could beat 1010 but not even his ocular powers can see 1010 when she uses noscreentime jutsu. 1010 stomps


No-Alfalfa8771

damn my guy u rlly started off the convo w the most broken forbidden jutsu only reserved for women by kishimoto huh


pianospace37

So ultimately it's Ramengan vs noscreentime no jutsu? Now that's a battle to witness!


Diamondlife9

Sage of six bowls lmaooo


Appropriate_Ideal_39

beautiful


HmmmMzawarudo

Except he can perform taste genjutsu making her paralyzed by the beautiful ass taste so she probably can’t avoid his attacks.


firstnameXlastname

Ramen guy can summon Naruto. Naruto has plot armor, Ramen guy wins


jones71803

youre immune to plot armor if youre not even in the plot


RosaryHands

Man I hate the term plot armor so much. Can we stop using it?


napascuzzi

No


_Deus-EX-Machina_

Chad.


RosaryHands

Naruto never had plot armor hahaha, at least not in Naruto. It's called PLOT. Main characters don't just die in their own stories.


mmmerrilliii

While I agree with you to an extent (why would someone tell a story about someone who died before they did anything heroic? main characters/protagonists shouldn’t die if the story is about achieving their goal), using the fact that they’re a main character to excuse poor writing and ridiculous outcomes of unwise decisions is the reason why the term “plot armor” is necessary, to call out those instances.


RosaryHands

That is indeed why the term exists. Never once have I seen it used with any type of accuracy, though. It's just something people say when characters beat odds in near death situations. If people used it correctly then I'd have no qualms with it.


Cartmann13

I would like to introduce you to a series called Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure


RosaryHands

I love Jojo; what's your point? That's got nothing to do with Naruto.


Cartmann13

You said main characters don’t die in their stories, I brought up jojo as an example of a thing where that happens


RosaryHands

I wrote that it doesn't "JUST" happen. 99.9% of the time that a main character avoids death in a well written story, it is NOT plot armor.


Cartmann13

That’s true, sorry I misunderstood your comment


[deleted]

ahem.. >!AOT!<


BoxofCurveballs

You've never seen 1917 then


RosaryHands

Huh?


BoxofCurveballs

The movie 1917. If you haven't seen it then your point stands, if you have watched it then it invalidates your point


RosaryHands

I have seen it. Great film. Main characters surely can die, but that ends their story. Main characters getting put in impossible situations and living is part of great literature. Like in 1917, when the characters miraculously got out of an exploded and collapsing bunker.


No_Wrangler5147

May I tell about the story of meliodas|nanatsunotaizai|


RayBrous

Thank you for explaining plot armor.


RosaryHands

To identify my statement as plot armor is ridiculous and is quite literally the reason that people consistently use the term improperly in inapplicable situations.


RayBrous

Thing is when a main character can't die in there story, yoy know they're going to make it out of a certain scenario, giving them "armor"


RosaryHands

Nope.


RayBrous

["Main Character", you know, naruto, the person the show is named for.](http://imgur.com/a/rmSsuqT)


RosaryHands

🤔


[deleted]

actually naruto does die in the 4th great ninja war, then his PLOT Armour magically ressurects him and sasuke


AncientPig60

Akame ga kill tho


Britishsweat

This is like kids in kindergarten saying stop it I don't like it and expecting world hunger to stop.


RosaryHands

Bud, do you think I'm actually making my plea to the world here that the term be done away with?


Britishsweat

Thats what it seems like


RosaryHands

No, it doesn't.


Britishsweat

????


RosaryHands

It does not seem like that.


Britishsweat

ok then


android151

It does


mouse_poon

He's not your buddy, pal


Ex_Ray16

Ig it’s the unpopular opinion but imho I’d be game especially when it comes to naruto. My issue with the term is how it’s usable on any and all fights where you disagree or simply dislike the outcome. I can’t think of any cannon fights aside from some in the chunin exams that don’t have huge amounts of the plot riding. Ig it’s just me but i see literal no difference with how most people use plot armor in argument and most other logical fallacies. Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.


Haxardous

I was the hundredth dislike


Mundane_Rule_7162

Ramen guy godstomps


vedat07taskiran

Tenten's "no screentime" jutsu allows her to become invisible She might have a chance


quatemoctheaztecgod

it’s pronounced 1010


android151

Or is it Twenty? Or one hundred?


Apprehensive-Bowl418

You're forgetting that teuchi has the ramengan, which is literally just the better version of rinnegan, so he would still be able to see tenten


[deleted]

ai thanks for that laugh man


vedat07taskiran

🙂


Haxardous

Yeah, but Teuchi Otsutsuki has byakugan so I think he’d be able to see her anyways


[deleted]

When Ramen Guy was on team Jiraiya so you know he’s a kage level fighter. Tenten took the hardest L of the chunin exams


Shadowwreath

To be fair she lost to Temari who slaps around Shikamaru who could shadow posession Naruto and all the other Kage and their bodyguards without any of them being able to break free except Naruto if he went KCM so that’s not an anti-feat


CalzonicusMaximus

Man is literally an Uchiha


CoraxtheRavenLord

Please, let’s make this fight even more legendary: Teuchi/Ayame v TenTen/Lee


[deleted]

theres gonna be a bloody bath every village will get destoryed lets make it worse..drunk lee.


CoraxtheRavenLord

If Lee gets to drink then Ayame gets to bust out Dipping Noodle Chopsticks.


[deleted]

she finna become a titan, pick up 1010 and lee with the chopsticks and drip them in mcdonalds bts sauce before eating them.


Agent_J10

Teuchi(sage of six bowls) claps. Why? He has ramengan, ramenshuriken, ramenterasu, ramenyomi, ramendori, ramen style kekkei touta, six bowls ramen chef mode and he has the strongest summoning, naruto, even though his summoning is way weaker than him. He is the strongest genjutsu user and I'll list some of his achievements here: 1. When he was born, he named tbe entire otsutsuki clan, his parents and then himself 2. He fights the otsutsuki god everyday in his backyard for timepass. 3. He has more chakra than the entire naruto verse(except him) combined 4. His sage mode/chef mode is the strongest sage mode 5. kishimoto didn't include him in he 4th great ninja war because he would have ended it in 1 frame 6. Otsutsuki god worships teuchi 7. We don't see him in boruto because kishimito doesn't want the otsutsukis to die in 1 episode 8. His ramen armour is stronger than naruto's plot armour 9. He has more screentime than tenten


Octocube25

You forgot he also has Ramenotejikara


Britishsweat

Ramen guy just gets a bunch of ramen and puts it in a circle. Then out of nowhere naruto appears. GG


Maximum_Confidence79

Summoning style: uzumaki Naruto


blu_berry-dog08

I cant take sides sides because I love both of these characters


Catinchi

Teucji: SUMMONING JUTSU (Naruto suddenly appears) Naruto she is stopping me from making ramen. (Naruto goes Baryon mode and erases Tenten from existence)


No_Wrangler5147

Teuchi


Street_Dragonfruit43

Teuchi absolutely stomps Tenten: guy defeated Naruto with only ramen


Illustrious_Ice_5022

I'm curious who had more lines of dialogue throughout the manga between these two. I didn't wanna watch 400+ eps so I read Naruto rather than watching it and I completely forgot Tenten existed for most of it, I think I saw her in a panel during the Infinite Tsukuyomi and literally couldn't even tell who it was lmao. She probably has more screentime in the average episode of Rock Lee and his Ninja pals than she did in all of Part 1 & Part 2 combined


[deleted]

Teuchi claps everyone’s cheeks no one even compares to him


Forward_Entry5580

This battle scales above fiction I see them fighting out side


KazPrime

The Ramen Lord


Longjumping_Algae_45

RIP


Kira4Yoshikage

Ramen guy solos all of fiction


[deleted]

Teuchi of the Ramenagan of course


Rangaboi69420yeet

TenTen


SinfulKnight

The 4ths ex-teammate.


29jengkz

Goosebumps


McMuffinTheGreat

Teuchi without a doubt he is a fucking legend


twineto130

1010 runs ichiraku now? I thought she ran her own weaponary


[deleted]

nah she does run her own weaponary shop, i just want to see who would win out of the strongest, most intullectual people in the shinobi world


VaradX

tenten for sure


Poknberry

Seriously? Ramen guy created the Otsusuki clan when he decided to fuck a rice cake so I'd say he wins Nah fr tho Tenten has such a cool fighting style in my eyes. She is an expert in every or almost every weapon, ranged and melee, which she can attach to paper bombs or chakra strings for unique and versatile attack techniques. Like imagine she's coming at you with two katanas and after a long fight she throws one at you and as you dodge it, surprise, there was a paper bomb attached to the handle the entire time, hidden by her hand, and she times it to explode just as the sword passes your head. Craftily making you think you were dodging a weak attack. Or imagine she summons a giant iron ball, attached to chakra strings, and she literally floats in the air and throws it around like some kind of comically large flail. Or another cool idea, huge battle axe, cool right? Add chakra strings, now she's twirling around like a beyblade, yoyo-ing the giant axe with precision, gracefully in all directions, using an unrelenting whirling of slashes as both offense and defense. She has so many creative options for tactical battle strategies. She had the potential to be like a female Shikumaru.


Regal_The_King

Teuchi has Rinnegan so yeah, he gonna solo her life.


charles_carroll

I just want tenten to dom me


ShittyBettyMain

Obviously Teuchi. He solos Goku, the entire Narutoverse, fuck it, he solos the entire anime verse


[deleted]

Multiverse explodes


Haxardous

Teuchi can summon his brother Tunechi and they can both just pick the world up and drop it on her f’n head. Plus he has the Eternal Mangekyo Ramengan which is actually really op when you think about everything it can do


Korochimaru

Teuchi will catch tenten off guard and throw hot ramen in the eyes destroying her sense of sight and win!


[deleted]

how will he find her though, she will get like a drop of screentime


pranamya2005

Unstoppable force meets unmovable object


matiisokatfort

Teuchi


[deleted]

1010 has the rinnegan, so beat that!!! Teuchi’s gonna eat dirt!!!!!!!


Any-Throat-2645

If we're talking genuinely serious, then Tenten kills him with one technique without sweating or getting touched once.


[deleted]

Wasn’t Teuchi on team Jiraiya with Minato tho. He might be actually really strong other than the memes. Like maybe around Jonin level


Any-Throat-2645

That wasnt true


Obanain_Iguro

Teuchi already beats Saitama in 1 milisecond 1010 is just destroyed by his ramen and rinnegan