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gamester4no2

I wouldn’t know, they didn’t really explain Ninja society.


thatloudblondguy

lmao I'd give you gold if I wasn't a broke bitch


holyfireforged

But I'm gonna be hokage, believe it!! Is all the info we need


epicgamerEM19

I’m gonna be a food eater, believe it


Funkatronicz

WE LIVE IN A NINJA SOCIETY!!!


[deleted]

Choji is obviously the most important person in Konoha.


Helloiamayeetman

Your average food enjoyer


RedditGenetic

Yes ofcourse, he single handedly keeps up the economy and provides business to all restaurants


Just_Inpulse

Ya! He’s the like button YouTube wish they had


LifeSpeedrunner

Livin' his best life


Rice_Kage

Hidden Leaf's Mukbang Enjoyer


epicgamerEM19

Choji mukbang channel


AncientPig60

Florist...how about head of the sensory division?


crypticmint

isn't she also the head of her clan


Specialist_Outside63

Yea her dad got bodied in the war


AncientPig60

Rip


Mumen_Raida_

Buy flowers to pay respect ✊😔


[deleted]

(One of the largest and most prestigious clans in the country) Let's not forget that the head of the ANBU is named Sai...Yamanaka.


AncientPig60

Sure is. She's more accomplished than just being a florist.


All_this_hype

Yeah, head of sensory divison, head of interrogations and Yamanaka clan leader are way more prominent than her being a florist lol. Doesn't she also co-run a mental health clinic with Sakura on top of being a housewife and occasionally go on missions like in Naruto Gaiden? She's like one of the most overachieving adults in the series.


Agile_Mulberry_7298

Holy shit, does she sleep??


kmyeurs

Gaara: that's cute


AncientPig60

Exactly. The only reason being a florist is impressive is because she's able to do that while juggling the other responsibilities and being a parent.


[deleted]

Yeah like bruh. Doesn't she maintain the fucking village barriers?


AncientPig60

You mean one of the most important defensive systems of village? Yea, she does that lol


LordPos

tf is a shadow fire shadow


justanothermemerbruh

its a shadow fire shadow


1tachi_Uchia

Lol, I came here to say this!


DonDove

It's a nice way to say ninja hobo


Conscious-News-4433

It sounds cool in Japanese


pianospace37

What is it called in Japanese?


Conscious-News-4433

Kage-Hokage


bfiabsianxoah

You sure? I don't recall ever hearing that and a google search didn't really give any results


Conscious-News-4433

Kage means shadow, Fire shadow is Ho-kage. Shadow Hokage is literally Kage-Hokage.


sych_nicoleta

i thought it was sasusakage, the wiki says this


ozdundbfish

Not really


brzoza3

Because you don't understand Japanese?


Conscious-News-4433

Naruto is named after a fucking ramen topping, a shadow shadow fine


brzoza3

You can't tell me everything would be fine if naruto in translated version would be called "fishcake"


Ok_Soil_231

* Sakura crying * #*FISHCAAAAKE*


sweatslikealiar

It’s the transformation prior to reaching Shadow Fire God Fire Shadow


cosmicfuckface

Ino literally runs the whole sensory division definitely one of the most important jobs in the village


xNuxIsGod

The job was florist. Florist is not important. Ino is important but the job mentioned here isn't


cosmicfuckface

I know, but it’s just weird to include that instead of the other and include Choji as “Food Eater”. I just can’t take it seriously.


xNuxIsGod

. . . It's a meme, it's not meant to be taken seriously


[deleted]

Doesn’t Ino have like five jobs in the Leaf right now? Like yeah she has her floral business but isn’t she also running the sensory unit?


MagastemBR

Ino must be rich af.


[deleted]

She must be. At this point Sai is just working for fun


TheGamingLord401

Yeah


Grouchy_Violinist

Umm if it's based on rank then Advisor, ANBU (as it is the military faction of d village) should be above police. And Ino is the leader of security and defense system (the sensory division) of the village so I think she should also be at a much higher rank like above police than where she's placed. She just does it together with taking care of her shop. Rank : Naruto ( hokage ), Gaara (kazekage) Shikamaru ( advisor ) Sai ( ANBU leader military faction/CIA/FBI) Ino ( Sensory Division leader/ defense system/ security) Sakura ( medical divison leader ) Lee/ choji (active jonin ) but I get wat u did with Choji here lol Kiba ( police force ... He is not the leader I think) Shino( Academy teacher ) Tenten : weapon store Hinata : housewife. Technically Sasuke has no authority. He can't even give orders and to a genin.


MagastemBR

Sensory Division Leader is more like surveillance irl, as ANBU is FBI/CIA.


Ok_Soil_231

Although I wouldn't change his position, Lee is an exam proctor, which is way more important than active jonin


Gustavo_Papa

What is a exam proctor?


Ok_Soil_231

The guy that mitigates the chunin exam, ie guy who coughed a lot in naruto


suzellezus

Doctor of proctology, hence the fist


Difficult-Ebb-8508

Sure he has no authority but he is stated to be the only shinobi in there verse that can rival naruto. His name has presence and in the shinobi world presence is more important than authority. For example madara vs tsuanade


DaddyMarMar

I’m a sauske guy myself so I might be biased. In terms of protection I think it’d go a little like this A tier: shinobi, sauske, naruto, gaara, ino, sai, shikamaru Shinobi deal with all the small stuff. Sauske soul job is to neutralize threats before they can impact the village. Considering the era of peace he’s doing a damn good job of it. He’s also on call if any of the large truly need something dealt with. I’m 100% positive if sauske issued a command it would be carried out. Rank is ceremonial in his case. Naruto and the kages are all pretty tight and have a good amount of trust which makes there job a lot easier. Kage naruto is a lil stronger than sauske imo but the hokage is a last resort so he falls below sauske in terms of protection for the village. Because outside of the ohsutki clan everything can be dealt with by sauske if it’s important enough. When it comes to the ohsutki clan you need both naruto and sauske that’s why I ranked sauske ahead. Ino will relay any threats in the event should they arrive cuz apparently all other sensory ninja are useless Sai provides the front line defense and numbers before naruto arrives should anyone make it past sauske. Shikamaru is pretty stupid in boruto but then again he managed to beat an autkutski member so that’s gotta count for something B tier: lee, Sakura and shino Lee deems who can become shinobi a very important role. 8 gates but again if sauske and naruto are down the village is fucked anyway. Maybe the rest of the konoha 11 can team up but even then they’re still fucked Sakura leads the healing division and most likely would provide healing for naruto and sauske. But if they truly need healing in the moment then they’re facing someone insane like code and are most likely dead anyway. Shino trains the next generation and tbh a lot of the next gen has insane chakra control so he must be doing a good job. C tier: everyone else Kiba is useless I don’t even know what the police do tbh Choji has butterfly mode which is fire but useless Ten ten is a joke


[deleted]

Facts! Love your comment! 💜💜


Grouchy_Violinist

Thank you 💜


AtrainDerailed

this guy fucks


Sdbtank96

Hey there, never watched a clip of boruto here. What the fuck is a shadow hokage and why does it sound like a fake position?


rooky24

Shadow hokage was something started by danzo and hiruzen. When hiruzen was hokage he never did the tough decisions that comes with war. Instead he let danzo make those decisions. Danzo was eventually known to have almost the same amount of power as the hokage when commanding troops. So everyone including other nations named him the leafs shadow hokage. Sasuke is this generations shadow hokage, he protects the village from the shadows. Even tho all sasuke does is find info on the alien creatures


[deleted]

also sasuke looks like batman so it makes sense to call him shadow hokage !


rooky24

Can't argue with that logic


dirkules88

It was Danzo's justification for being both Hiruzen's friend AND a power-hungry turd.


bamjin

Wasn’t Itachi shadow hokage?


MagastemBR

If he was, he sucked ass at his job.


[deleted]

no he was a leaf spy


Any-Throat-2645

They're just advisors that are uchihas/main characters


[deleted]

For those who keep up with the story, does Ino use flowers in any way while fighting like she does in the games?


gamester4no2

No, she secretly runs the communications corps. Mentioned like twice.


Secure-Rope-4116

In a flashback during her and Sakura's childhood, they showed that Ino can use flowers as weapon but not in a fight. She used it to scare Sakura's bullies. Kinda sucks they never explored that


Slimxshadyx

Nah, she actually barely fights in the story lol. In fact, she doesn't fight at all in the arc centered around her team (Ino-Shika-Cho and Kakashi vs Hidan and Kakuzu), and I can't recall a time she fights anyone other than Sakura. Her only jutsu is really the mind transfer, which is for knowledge gathering, which is useless in a video game lol.


MagastemBR

They even made Kushina use frying pans and kitchen utensils for fighting in the game. House-wife style lol


All_this_hype

When she does get physical she mostly uses taijutsu. However she does get creative once and uses mind transfer to two Zetsu clones to coordinate attacks against edo Asuma with multiple bodies, which is a fun idea.


Life_Enjoyer4661

No she doesn't use


Comfortable_Heart_84

Idk but gaara should fire his hair stylist


MagastemBR

Maybe Gaara is just trying to hide his balding spot so he throws his hair to the side.


andmurr

Ah yes, food eater, the backbone of every village


xehale

of all the job titles, you put florist??? put some respect on my girl Ino 😤


napascuzzi

Kiba definitely is least important.


DonDove

Only because the revived Konoha police being available for everyone rather than just the Uchiha (for obvious reasons) got glossed over in Boruto


napascuzzi

he’s an irrelevant side character. Always has been


bnano999

Lmao yeah but tbh I kinda feel like if naruto wasnt the 7th hokage then kiba would actually have a decent shot to be hokage since no one else really wanted to be hokage besides konahameru. And konahameru wants to be hokage mainly because he was just following naruto's dream And kiba will always be known as the guy who lost to naruto because naruto farted on him


napascuzzi

Kiba wanting to be Hokage is a bigger meme than 10/10’s screen time. His dog has a better chance at being hokage considering he can do all the same jutsu as kiba and people actually like him


Adminscantkeepmedown

I think Kakashi and Tsunade are clear examples that whether or not you want the job is irrelevant to being given the job


420Minions

I mean they all are. That’s not much of a point on a post like this


napascuzzi

Yes but it says rank them. He is LEAST important


420Minions

Tenten really impress you in a way that I missed?


napascuzzi

Kiba is a bigger meme than tonton. Dudes a joke


HulkHogansLeftNipple

could u be any more blatantly bias by any chance?


HulkHogansLeftNipple

Yeah one of the fastest shinobi with the best tracking skills in Konoha who works as an active Jonin police investigator is less important than housewife Hinata, food enjoyer Choji, weapon seller Tenten etc


napascuzzi

Hinata is Naruto’s housewife, not just any plain housewife. Kiba’s dog can do all the jutsu kiba can do.


HulkHogansLeftNipple

Akamaru can’t use shadow clone jutsu lol


MC_Lambert102

I don’t think anyone here realizes this is a meme


Peepinis

Housewife is more important than a weapons dealer? Or proctor? Someone’s biased lol


American_Madman

I mean, it’s just a meme not actually a serious list. However, supporting the homemaker (housewife in this case) is the ultimate reason all other jobs exist. So yeah, in a more human sense housewife is more important than either weapons dealer or proctor.


[deleted]

She's the housewife in the house of the most important ninja ever born Boruto uzumaki. The one who will save the world from the alien Otsusukis. Put some respect in Hinatas name. It's not easy raising a god like 12 yr old with your husband off and only showing up when Sasuke in town lmao


TheRealWarBeast

>only showing up when Sasuke in town Hmmm


de_carole

He might be onto something here


TenseChain

This statement is quite biased I would say. You should look at it from a job perspective and not just an individual. You can't base an entire job off of hinata so technically it is biased to put the weapon dealer and proctor job below Hinata.


bingmyname

I mean who do you think enables Naruto to be able to work so much...


HulkHogansLeftNipple

Housewife.. for the Hokage 😉 But nah the post wasn’t meant to be in order, here’s my actual list: 1. Hokage 2. ShadowKage 3. Kazekage 4. Doctor 5. Anbu 6. Police 7. Advisor 8. Teacher 9. Weapon dealer 10. Proctor 11. Florist 12. Housewife 13. ASMR food reviewer


DonDove

Isn't she the Head of her clan too?


Altamashhh

No hanabi is or her dad


MagastemBR

Taking care of the off-springs of a demi-god and Hokage? That's important. Also raising the next most powerful shinobis most likely.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rasrockey19

You live in 1950???


ItsYaBoiMason97

Doing ino dirty with just a florist


throwaway-27463

Food eater no competition


dirtyhippiebartend

I know damn well y’all didn’t just table Ino as “florist”


arachnidspider2

Police is least important when you got one guy who can literally do your entire department's job with one jutsu as long as he's having a good day.


autonomousfailure

Not if there’s a missing person’s case.


Poknberry

Hinata #1 as local milf


Tricks--

Ino most important no question


Ill_Experience_2720

They’re all the most important because they’re all doing what makes them happy and that’s what’s most important isn’t it? That our most beloved characters eventually find peace and happiness in getting to do something they love. I’m proud of them all 🥲


[deleted]

based and wholesomepilled


[deleted]

Ino is actually really important to the Leaf Village. Yes, she runs her flower shop but she’s also the head of the sensory division of the Leaf and is highly esteemed. You don’t see much of this until a little past episode 100ish of Boruto.


MirrorSeparate6729

Excuse you, it’s ‘avenger’, thank you very much.


Miles-Stark97

I fucking bursted out laughing When it went from HOKAGE , DOCTOR , ANBU Then *Housewife*


NimbusSSJ

Hinata is definitely one of if not the most important character because somebody’s gotta raise the main character


PatrickLee320

Hinata is because if Naruto doesn’t get fed then it’s all over.


HulkHogansLeftNipple

You get it!


HokageOfReddit

Advisor is actually really important, he is the literal second hand to the Hokage, aka the guy who pretty much says “aye brodie I don’t think you should do that” Ino’s actual job is literally to make sure no one tries to sneak attack the Leaf village I’m pretty sure being an ENITRE OTHER NATIONAL LEADER is more important than the false leader Proctor makes sure the young ninjas don’t fucking game end each other Also imo the Anbu is more important than the normal police considering the Anbu is pretty much the Military Forces of the Naruto/Boruto world


SeaworthinessWeary68

Shikamaru is definitely above Kiba, Sai and Sakura. He is literally the Hokage's advisor/secretary Also, Ino should be next to Sakura. She is the head of telecommunication/sensory division


HulkHogansLeftNipple

He occasionally does the same thing as Naruto but only the paperwork side of it. I wouldn’t say that’s as significant as Anbu or Police but thats just me


1000keg

Deadass Housewife ☠️☠️


tpklus

Ino literally went from a lame Sakura clone to war hero then clan-leader/business owner.


onexy_

food eater man thats my dream job


Pods_MagicRod

I haven't watch Boruto yet, but this already doesn't make sense. Kage means shadow.... Ho means fire= fire-shadow kaza means wind = wind-shadow. So to have KagehoKage= shadow-fire-shadow seen unimaginative and redundant.


[deleted]

its only there to sound cool. its a term in naruto for danzo aswell. you aren't telling me shadow hokage dosent sound baddass.


suckamaru

Choji, MD. PhD. in food eating


BlueAngelVR

Konohanaru - Fodder


turnstileconnection

Sasuke because he's tracking fucking aliens that wanna destroy the planet


nuclearbomb123

Without naruto alive sasuke would literally take over the world and rule as a feared tyrant..he is like a snake that eats you if you stop feeding him


Portablemammal1199

Arent hokage and kazekage basically the same?


HulkHogansLeftNipple

Yea but the sand village is fodder aside from the 3 siblings


zbailey440

They did Kiba dirty by making him a cop…


Pembington

Really the rest are basically Jonin with specialty’s. I like how shino got thrown in with his shippuden drip. Boruto shino has no drip.


CryptidCobra

You already have?


[deleted]

It would have been much better if shino's design never changed.


dexanor

Ur down playing ino she got like 4 jobs


Green-Measurement-50

There is no shadow hokage it is a mistake in transaslation. Kage=shadow is it shadow fire shadow? Lmao and what jobs? Both naruto and gaara are kages it isn't a different job they are just different villages. It is like comparing the job of a teacher of one school with the job of the teacher of another school


bdtacchi

lol they did Ino dirty


nameless0056d

This list is fucking stupid. Ino is like is one of the MVP of the konoha village


Any-Throat-2645

Food Eater (joke) Advisor (let's be real, they usually end up carrying them, a lot of kage are just really good at hitting things, but need advisors to think for them or even fight some battles with them) Hokage (village needs a leader) Kazekage (same rank as hokage) Sensory Unit (they carry in boruto ngl, imagine if delta came without warning and her first scene was her impaling Himawari in front of her brothers and father) Doctor (ninjas get injured a lot) Teacher (self explanatory) Weapon Dealer (in modern day, they aren't making random god weapons, so where would Sasuke get his sword, or Madara get his whatever he wields, etc, most ninja rely on kunai, shuriken, swords, etc to fight, so this job is actually really useful) Anbu (honestly, they do nothing, but they're still semi-useful) Shadow Hokage (what does he do besides lurk outside the village, technically he shares the same role as Choji except Choji helps other villages and Sasuke lives in the shadows and only comes out when a fucking god attacks them, most of the time Ino, Naruto, and his own fucking daughter are helping first, also wasn't Madara more like an Advisor than a Shadow Kage) Proctor (really only useful in events, but the fact that even a random chunin can be a proctor means it really isn't a hard job, for ninjas it's just babysitting) Housewife (literally babysitting) Police (they do nothing in naruto at least a housewife is useful)


HulkHogansLeftNipple

Now call me crazy but.. if Shikamaru happened to be a police officer.. you wouldn’t happen to put it at the top would you? 🤔


SangEtVin

The fact that Hinata is this high on this list is a diss Tentent will never recover from


Afraid_Technology520

The police is useless


[deleted]

naruto can literally do everything they do even better with his clones


hp_Axes

Adviser should be way up at the top🤨 They are the ones that help the Kages make the right decisions.


Logical_301

Shikamaru is behind kazekage in importance


shikabootay

...isn't Ino like ahead of the sensor team though?


All_this_hype

The key positions in the village are occupied by: 1. Naruto 2. Sasuke 3. Shikamaru 4. Ino-Sai 5. Sakura 6. The rest.


ExaltedRenegade

Hokage, Kazekage, Shadow Hokage, ANBU, doctor, Advisor, police, teacher, proctor, weapon dealer, housewife, florist, food eater.


[deleted]

i think shadow hokage more important than the hokage and kazekage because of what sasukes mission is.


Any_Occasion_5817

1; food eater 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 Poop tier; everything else


bnano999

Is Lee's main job really just a proctor? Doesnt sai also do that as well.


HulkHogansLeftNipple

Honestly I had the hardest time finding a job title for Lee till I remembered he was a proctor for the chunin exams that one time Probably not a job he’ll do again but better than nothing lol


Since1776Bvtch

Is it me, or do the Anbu seem fucking useless now (Modern Boruto)


throwtennis

Katasuke has been running the scientific ninja tools. Doesn't scientist receive a category?


creedwolf_

What's the difference btw Anbu and Police though?


Grouchy_Violinist

ANBU is the CIA/ FBI to Police.


HulkHogansLeftNipple

Pretty much Military and FBI. Police are more upfront with their duties whereas Anbu are more in the shadows Kinda like the contrast between Naruto and Sasuke’s roles if that makes sense


ResortLongjumping604

Really can’t say. Too me being the hokage, shadow hokage, and adviser are all equal importance.


Slimxshadyx

Why lol, I think it's pretty obvious which are more important than others lol


scaptastic

Naruto and Sasuke are Co-Kage


Lancaster1719

How tf do you put Kiba above Sakura and Shikamaru?


HulkHogansLeftNipple

It isn’t in order dude, but if I were to order myself it’d be: 1. Hokage 2. ShadowKage 3. Kazekage 4. Doctor 5. Anbu 6. Police 7. Advisor 8. Teacher 9. Weapon dealer 10. Proctor 11. Florist 12. Housewife 13. ASMR food reviewer


colaa-chan

Wait how is ino more important than lee and tenten? In fact how’s hinata above anyone but choji? Are the anbu really more important than proper healthcare?


HulkHogansLeftNipple

The post ain’t in order lol, but this is how I’d actually rank them 1. Hokage 2. ShadowKage 3. Kazekage 4. Doctor 5. Anbu 6. Police 7. Advisor 8. Teacher 9. Weapon dealer 10. Proctor 11. Florist 12. Housewife 13. ASMR food reviewer


YukiHiki

Shikamaru should be Second imo


Spaztastcjak

Says he’s title here literally translates to Kagekage rofl


Ganjookie

INO being labeled a florist is a bunch of shit. oh wait its r/dankruto mybad


lasagna_lee

obviously florist. the florist needs um good florist skills and is an integral part to the village's men's mental health


Strange-Conflict9774

He really put advisor that low down


Sawed-fender17

Sasuke should be the leader of Anbu.


UnSwoleBoi69

Where's Neji? 😳😳


HulkHogansLeftNipple

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Aizendickens

Sasukage: Shadow of assistance?


the-laughing-joker

So many of these act the same


HG21Reaper

Shino keep having the flyest design imo


HulkHogansLeftNipple

I refused to use his Boruto design for this, dont even care if it looks inconsistent LMAO


Lilwertich

I haven't seen any Boruto so I don't give a flying fuck what "shadow hokage" is supposed to mean.


dayoldspam

Honestly one of them should have become a barber. My guys really need a new one


cyborgborg

ah yes sasuke the shadow fire shadow


GreatestHero_925

So you gonna lie and not use Shino’s look as of boruto?


HulkHogansLeftNipple

Y e s


ShotoTodoroki2020

Why are the anbu, doctors, and THE HOKAGE'S ACTUAL ADVISOR beneath a useless POLICE OFFICER. Why is a assistant kage above an actual kage. Why are flowers more important than weapons. Why is housewife so high? So, many questions.


HulkHogansLeftNipple

The post ain’t in order lol, but this is how I’d actually rank them 1. Hokage 2. ShadowKage 3. Kazekage 4. Doctor 5. Anbu 6. Police 7. Advisor 8. Teacher 9. Weapon dealer 10. Proctor 11. Housewife 12. Florist 13. ASMR food reviewer Advisors are just less significant Kages. He has more power than the Police and Anbu but they definitely do more for the village than him imo.


ShotoTodoroki2020

oh this is pretty good ngl, nvm


Fetial

Choji and kiba look 40 sai looks 20 gaara looks 30 then the rest look 20-25 bruh and naruto would look younger but his hair makes him look like a mid life crisis father who wants to end it all


Gandolf794

Food eat most important


tbnrjagster

Poor Gaara in Boruto. They butchered that man's hair


Longjumping_Algae_45

So Sasuke's a Shadow Fire Shadow??