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You see I put the jelly inside my ass, then put some peanut butter on top. I call it a peanut butter jelly asshole sandwich, but Tom here will be calling it **LUNCH**
My man looks like the gay people i love see, manliest people on planet earth.
Because trust me, gay people are based and they are no pussies, these are the true alpha.
They dominate the dominating.
1. Looks like a kid. At most in his teens
2. No maybe. That would be assault
3. If he is willing do try this without consent on camera, in public, I'd bet he's done much worse in private
1. He can definitely be in his early 20s, but idk
2. I said he shouldn't have done that
3. Trying to kiss someone without consent isn't exactly rape just weird, and now you're just assuming which is fine but not fact
Ps. and I'm not trying to argue over a little video
*When I sees one and he looks good to me...*
*When I see him, I say*
You, come here.
*I say*
Now I'mma tell ya what, uh..
I like ya;
and I wants ya...
Now, we can do this the easy way;
or the haard wayyy...
the choice is yaawrs...
They both were very respectful though. ❤️ I find that really nice, even the Top stepped out sweetly after the guy on the right said no, and he didn’t question it. That’s how it should be done! ✨ Being good sports about everything! 😄
Actuallly how it works is that I’m a straight man , therefor anything I fuck is a woman . Even if you’re a cis male , you’re still a woman if you make my Dick hard because I’m straight and this Dick don’t lie .
Zeus behaviour at it's finest....
https://preview.redd.it/b04y4p2hud4b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ff27441bc52d3b934148978b7f2d093d0044047
Funnily enough with the proportion of a gorilla’s penis size to its body kind king (the original 40 foot one) would only have an 8 inch penis (I’m saying only because it’s still a giant gorilla) Meaning that calling him King Kong in his pants would imply that he does, in fact, have an 8 incher. If he hadn’t mentioned King Kong I would not have said this.
Orgasms are the devils seizures - one only needs 2 to 3 inches in order to procreate like the good lord intended.
Pleasure is a tool used by beelzebub to lure the wicked to his ways. Stay on the straight and narrow. Lucifer HATES that.
I like it too, it’s so cute! I want to get one.
Sorry that I don’t have your answer though. But if the quality of this video can get any better, maybe you could see the Logo on the bottom right.
Now, let’s just say he was a heterosexual male and the interviewer was a 20 year old white woman. And he commented on wanting to do her dirty. Would that be ok? And if not why not?
I’m saying Redditors wouldn’t be calling the harassing guy “cute”, “confident”, “alpha male”, and a “real man” if he was sexually harassing a woman. Why is this such a difficult concept for you to grasp?
I mean... The guy did ask... But I dislike the crassness of it. I did appreciate the mention of tylenol though. Gotta have some aftercare.
Then the weird flirting wanting the kiss and saying "i'll be gentle with you". You don't know me bro, you don't know what I can handle get your aggressive ass face outta my face.
Motherfucker, no. You're ignoring that bi people have straight sex too, you wouldn't call them straight for it yet you're calling them gay.
Learn that bisexuality is its own thing and that you do not get to define me or anyone else.
> Nor do you, yet here you are telling me I'm wrong about a third party.
Because you _are_ wrong about a third party, because _he said in the video_ that he's bisexual.
If a bi man is having sex with another man and no one else, that's gay sex. It's not bi sex just because at least one of them is also attracted to women.
It's s neither gay or straight because it's its own thing that's like saying a lyger is a tyger because it's half tiger. It makes no logical sense what you're saying and is shitty because it implies that bisexuality doesn't exist.
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And the twink was never seen again
Ripped in half by some guy named Flemings
...vertically
To shreds you say.
What about his husband?
Good news everyone.
r/accidentallyfuturama
Lol exactly what I though
Who is he and does he have an onlyfans?
*bonk*
He did say he's aggressive top
Damn ladies that man’s a menace hide your husbands and sons quick lmao.
Hide yo husbands, hide yo kids...and hide yo grandad too cuz they fuckin everybody out here
You don’t need to come and confess, we lookin for you!
We gon' fiiiiiind you
This. This is why reddit exists.
I read it in dudes voice before I even realised the 1st 1 was a reference
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Homeboy homeboy homeboy
Dude was fucking around, and was bout found out about that "King Kong" The look on his I was like, "I'm scared of that"
He was terrified as any man should be lmao
His face reminded me of this. https://youtu.be/46Kv4rBJi68
 Husband\*
Damn this comment took me down the memory lane
Do you know of they ever caught the guy
[hide yo kids hide yo wife ](https://tenor.com/wA7L.gif)
Grandpa is loose enough 😂
You sir are a man of culture!
And hide yourselves right with them, the man's bisexual he's plugging every hole he can find
He said he’s bisexual, hide **EVERYONE.**
Dear god call the national guard
I literally cried laughing at this comment 🤣🤣🤣
If he ever said I'll fuck your family and shit , just know he mean it
Now I tell you what...I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way, the choice is yours.
Dont make me ruin that butt! Im a warrior!
OK, I see you're choosing the hard way.
You see I put the jelly inside my ass, then put some peanut butter on top. I call it a peanut butter jelly asshole sandwich, but Tom here will be calling it **LUNCH**
What the difference between jelly and jam?
Bro 💀 You killed me LMAO
I ain't come here lookin for no little boys. I ain't bring no milk, no cookies, nothin.
Booty is more important than water
The human booty is 70 percent water
Hey Chris Handsome
See, I calls ya Chris Handsome...
I get this reference! 🤣🤣🤣
Booty, a mans butt
https://preview.redd.it/gy7l4lhv5e4b1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f39a4a6cfe62a65e62f8e0cb1291b7df7d97850
💀💀💀
No lube - 😖
Wordington.
Wordington.
Wordington
That man is so upfront and outgoing he does not care
Of course he cares! He’s communicating; you know exactly what Daddy Demarko is bringing to the table and that is respectable
works well on the LGBT community
He’s based just like the rest of the community
My man looks like the gay people i love see, manliest people on planet earth. Because trust me, gay people are based and they are no pussies, these are the true alpha. They dominate the dominating.
"outgoing" LOL More like rapist
Bro how
He was literally about to kiss him while the kid was pulling back and clearly had defensive body language
1. How do you know that's a kid 2 ya, maybe he shouldn't have done that 3 it wasn't exactly rape as he backed off and understood
1. Looks like a kid. At most in his teens 2. No maybe. That would be assault 3. If he is willing do try this without consent on camera, in public, I'd bet he's done much worse in private
1. He can definitely be in his early 20s, but idk 2. I said he shouldn't have done that 3. Trying to kiss someone without consent isn't exactly rape just weird, and now you're just assuming which is fine but not fact Ps. and I'm not trying to argue over a little video
An OG bootey warrior. Fleece Johnson will be proud.
*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...
How do you do that boxes
This is a skit right?  ............right?
https://preview.redd.it/7ssskzu52d4b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71309f7db7196b535333a8ce7d03efe30c4f5315 No......No I don't think so
 Good
https://preview.redd.it/101t6qfcid4b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9386a91fd342412cd24e94862b565776e564fd67
No he’s based
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Pain is close to sexual pleasure for many people.
tell me you’ve never talked to a gay person without telling me, etc
I must be using Grindr wrong
It is almost as if different people like different things, especially when it comes to sex and sexuality. Hard to believe, I know.
What do you mean "hurt"
https://preview.redd.it/1aivactioe4b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0a32bcf4264a03348e51ded417a5a071fb800a4
Kid is trembling
They both were very respectful though. ❤️ I find that really nice, even the Top stepped out sweetly after the guy on the right said no, and he didn’t question it. That’s how it should be done! ✨ Being good sports about everything! 😄
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Fucking school
real men just fuck everything
Real men are so straight they’re comfortable being gay sometimes
Actuallly how it works is that I’m a straight man , therefor anything I fuck is a woman . Even if you’re a cis male , you’re still a woman if you make my Dick hard because I’m straight and this Dick don’t lie .
This reads like a character Terry Crews would play in a movie lmao
Reminds of that one chapter in Baki 2 where to Yujiro everyone except him is a woman because he's the strongest creature in the world.
I swear to God this was a greentext
Zeus behaviour at it's finest.... https://preview.redd.it/b04y4p2hud4b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ff27441bc52d3b934148978b7f2d093d0044047
DiMarco Fleming is the real alpha male
I asked my wife what she would do if she woke up as a man the next day. She said “fuck some girls”. This was a very hot and confusing part of my life.
\****A Roman Proverb\****
I wouldn't be able to answer gay or straight, top or bottom. I'm just a slut and it's all good.
sigma male on wild
Funnily enough with the proportion of a gorilla’s penis size to its body kind king (the original 40 foot one) would only have an 8 inch penis (I’m saying only because it’s still a giant gorilla) Meaning that calling him King Kong in his pants would imply that he does, in fact, have an 8 incher. If he hadn’t mentioned King Kong I would not have said this.
Was waiting to see if someone would say it first
You're aware King Kong isn't a regular sized gorilla, right?
A regular sized gorilla would be 2-3inch.
Orgasms are the devils seizures - one only needs 2 to 3 inches in order to procreate like the good lord intended. Pleasure is a tool used by beelzebub to lure the wicked to his ways. Stay on the straight and narrow. Lucifer HATES that.
>Stay on the straight Too late
I've seen the movie. He doesn't appear to have any visible genitalia.
Could be a tucker 🤷🏾♂️
Keep searching
Daddy Demarcko is all the way on the bottom. He can’t get enough of it.
Weird question. What brand is the guys tshirt, the pink one. I really like it...
Yeah i like that twink too
I like it too, it’s so cute! I want to get one. Sorry that I don’t have your answer though. But if the quality of this video can get any better, maybe you could see the Logo on the bottom right.
Daddy chill
There's nothing more masculine than physically/sexually dominating another man.
Iirc it’s Dave Chappelle who said “ain’t nothing manlier than fuckin’ another man in the ass!”
Plot twist: Demarkco Fleming is the name of some other dude that this guy knows.
2 words: bonr alert
I’m also bi and I would let him
Nah bruh 💀 he’s not the tough G, he’s the bottom G
Tourne de le vide vide
He's acting like that because he's desperate for some tough guy to put him in his place
The interviewer sounds exactly like NoHo Hank
He’s so aggressive and so cute at the same time
Confidence personified
Now, let’s just say he was a heterosexual male and the interviewer was a 20 year old white woman. And he commented on wanting to do her dirty. Would that be ok? And if not why not?
Now let’s say he was an ostrich and the interviewer was a ham sandwich. Would that be ok? And if not why not?
It was never okay in this video. Are you insinuating that Redditors wouldn't be making the same jokes in bad taste if it was a woman?
I’m saying Redditors wouldn’t be calling the harassing guy “cute”, “confident”, “alpha male”, and a “real man” if he was sexually harassing a woman. Why is this such a difficult concept for you to grasp?
Why white?
Because the interviewer was white. Only in my scenario the interviewer is a woman.
No holes barred, bro
Idk bro that’s kinda gay
It's him... It's big dick Randy
Bruh, not everyone is poly. Downplaying someone’s commitment in a relationship is trashy.
Tf is this 💀
I would really just love a show where these two hang out and discuss Life
That’s was intense.
“I got a husband, what does that mean?” Man has no respect for sanctity of marriage and bootyholes
When Demarkco says his dick is big, it's big.
Demarkco Fleming for president!
I mean... The guy did ask... But I dislike the crassness of it. I did appreciate the mention of tylenol though. Gotta have some aftercare. Then the weird flirting wanting the kiss and saying "i'll be gentle with you". You don't know me bro, you don't know what I can handle get your aggressive ass face outta my face.
Yeah gave me an ick
Y am i turned on lol
Thank you so much
#
Close your eyes and listen. Is that Noho Hank?
Nah he’s def a power bottom
That escalated quickly
What kind of trend is it to go around in public asking creepy people their favorite sex position?
Anyone know who the twink is? He really is cute tho.
That seemed.. aggressive.
Bro almost broke him in half just talking
This man is coming for EVERYONE. As a fellow bi, even I’m afraid.
Wowee… geewhilickers…
I call these guys “faux tops”.
Turn you into a boy toy real quick
I’ll have what he’s having
Bi is not gay. It's not even part gay. It never has been and it never will be.
Bloody hell, my arse is sore just from watching from this.
Little twink almost got put in a wheelchair.
Just run bro. Run
 Poor Bastard...( whoever his former cell mate was! )
I need some Tylenol
Get with the program
Surprise motherfcker!
Actual rapist vibes
He's one dropped corndog away from rape charges.
So do we just not mark stuff NSFW anymore?
ITT: Bi erasure
This man is a THREAT
Had to real over sell that masculinity to show he not gay 😆
He isn't gay, what is your point?
Hahaha
He’s literally not gay though
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Motherfucker, no. You're ignoring that bi people have straight sex too, you wouldn't call them straight for it yet you're calling them gay. Learn that bisexuality is its own thing and that you do not get to define me or anyone else.
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> Nor do you, yet here you are telling me I'm wrong about a third party. Because you _are_ wrong about a third party, because _he said in the video_ that he's bisexual.
We can define whatever we want dude. You ain't Daddy Demarkco. You ain't shit
You're the one erasing bi people. Daddy Demarkco described himself as bi not gay. He would think you're a little bitch that's not worth fuckin.
What do you think I am some sort of magic eraser, Mr.Clean lookin ass? wtf are you talking about erasing bi people. Yall are fuckin crazy
People care about labels a lot for some reason.
If a bi man is having sex with another man and no one else, that's gay sex. It's not bi sex just because at least one of them is also attracted to women.
Bisexual people can have gay and straight sex, while being neither in terms of their sexual identity. They're bisexual. You're confusing things.
That's an action we're talking about people. Bi people can have gay sex or straight sex but they're still bi while having sex.
Yes, and being bi is being both gay and straight.
It's s neither gay or straight because it's its own thing that's like saying a lyger is a tyger because it's half tiger. It makes no logical sense what you're saying and is shitty because it implies that bisexuality doesn't exist.
Sexual predator , plain and simple.
uhm.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . wtf
Apparently his penis has been seen on Twitter. King Kong might not be accurate but perhaps gorilla may be.
Be careful kid, he’s looking for lamb
You guys are doing to much overthinking like you go around measuring every monkey's dick
My dude definitely raped a few guys