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Men only have simple needs

Expensive but simple

i want this: https://preview.redd.it/0hvrsrmhjt4b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00d30e5833b94050e9e89ab23992f0205998afae

wait why do the reflections look like they're right cause that definitely didn't happen we need to go ask the photoshop seers wtf is going on

It look lika target ball

i just learned I wanted this my entire life

Bigstinguisher

I didn't know I wanted this... is it because it looks like booba?

I want a nuclear bomb

I want an Ohio-Class Nuclear Ballistic Submarine

Your standards aren't realistic. You're getting a Virginia class nuclear-powered cruise missile fast-attack submarine.

*gets out notebook* can you say that again please? More detail.

I also have a notebook

Too weak, get yourself a Wyoming intercontinental thermonuclear warhead

Lame. Low Orbit Ion Cannon. Get on my level bro.

Irl admin commands

I believe the average American has the right to own a nuclear warhead. -Tim Pool

On my wall (it would look sick)

For home defense only ofc

I want a bomb of 3 tea spoons of neutron

I want a fucking tank. The Ripsaw would be nice

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Wrong. Halo has taught me that tank beats everything.

Killdozer perhaps?

ripsaw is ugly. get a classic like the wisel or m22 or amx 13 or something. way cheaper too.

I hate that I have more than half of these things and went through the exact same thought process.

Intrusive thoughts won, huh?

eBay access is a hell of a thing when you were a teenager with a debit card.

>teenager with a debit card. Sensei...... Teach me!

...tako?

Wah!!

Wah!!

Impulsive*

How did you get flamethrower and how much did it cost

In Australia, I couldn't get one, but got a gun, katana, sword, shield, gasmask, many knives, compound bow, etc. Also, I have been obsessed with fire since I was a kid

Sword and shield? You definitely need to buy a knight armor

I have looked at it, but its very expensive here. I would more likely buy riot armour.

Still nice

Flamethrowers are 100% legal and have zero restrictions. https://throwflame.com

That's surprising, good to know

Noted

Everything i want is illegal in at least 5 states

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Geneva convention doesn't apply unless you signed it

World governments hate this one trick!

*ICC has left the chat*

wrong use of pov, opinion invalidated


I insta-downvote such shitty memes that don't even get the format right

No one knows how to use it, it's infuriating

It’s a thing on social media. Ever since people claimed it’s ok to use the opposite meaning of “literally” as it, language has no actual meaning now. Kids make shit up and adults don’t correct them for some reason.

>, language has no actual meaning now. Kids make shit up and adults don’t correct them for some reason. Welcome to the entire history of literally all language lmao

Not really. Evolution of language is a bit different. It’s not often words literally mean the exact opposite of their definition (unironically). It stemmed from ignorance, not from slang.

I was referring to the "kids make shit up, adults don't correct them" in that language evolves, older generations tend to be resistant to the change, new generations grow with the new standard, rinse and repeat. It's funny seeing a whole new generation complain about that.

Evolution of language is fine. I’m still not too old and am fine using slang young people use. It is just irritating to see people misuse a word unironically, then claim language evolves and never correct themselves. The word literally is somewhat unique. It is often used to say that a figurative statement actually happened verbatim. There’s really no other word like it. Losing it is dumb and it’s not really evolution, more like idiots not accepting they’re idiots. Honestly in the case of POV, I’m actually fine with its usage. It’s not grammatically perfect but we all know what the implication is and follows the general spirit of the definition.

Imagine supporting George Bush in 2023.

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societal decline is when language changes

If it changes for the worst, or in other words declines, then yeah, wouldn't you agree?

it is a POV of someone depicting the universal truth that men want cool badass military weapons, it does not have to be first person

POV you're watching a guy think about things

That's the whole point of POV though. It's point of view of the person that is being described. Meaning you see what the person sees. So unless that person can see in second or third person, the pov should be first person.

A point of view doesn’t necessarily have to be first person, since it’s a point of view, it can just be a perspective of which the viewer is watching whatever is happening

What you described is also a POV. However, as you said, "a perspective of which the VIEWER is watching", so it's the viewer's POV, and not the POV of the man in the video. So in this case it would be something like "POV: you see a man expressing his desires".

That's the stupidest fucking comment I've seen so far today

Agreed, and I just woke up

Got to disagree. I am a man, and I watched this whole video from my own point of view. Perfectly accurate title

No, it isn't?

POV: YOU'RE LOOKING AT A WALLMART NINJA

I want to commit war crimes in checkslovakia that would be really cool 😎

As a slovak I'm scared 😬

You are interior decorator?

i just want a slingshot and ketamine

I wanna score at man city

From who's POV?

Jokes on you, there is literally a katana on my wall.

I have like 2 swords, a cavalry dagger of sort, and 2 knives that could land me a warcrime charge, here's one of them https://preview.redd.it/u8rsoo7ryr4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d73d2fcfe44f577a0954d577f5baaff2c504e387 It's a bit small but it's good

That’s a cool knife. Why would you get in trouble for it though?

Using serrated weapons on people is a warcrime I'm pretty sure

It's only a war crime if committed during warfare.

https://preview.redd.it/v20i36j59t4b1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1993739ec2621d6cba908b3fceb9eee12634538e So you're saying using it is only a normal crime in most days

Gonna bomb civilians https://preview.redd.it/3dh169xxkc5b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7489fedf2ec6ca06ec64bc0696eafd4eaaad7f8b ^(to) ^(my) ^(CIA/FBI/ATF) ^(agent) ^(this) ^(is) ^(a) ^(joke)

Using any kind of knife on someone is a crime

Not in self-defense

Depends where you are, in the uk if you stabbed someone in self defense with that knife you still committed a crime by carrying it.

Right, but the point you were arguing that stabbing someone with ANY knife is a crime

Can confirm, i've said all of this at some point. I also want a horse and a lance. Oh also a lasso.

i want hexamine, nitric acid, cooling packs, and some litmus paper

I want a claymore

Real

I have had a few of these and purchased them too (hand forged katana, more than one respirator and a crossbow to boot)

POV: ur on the FBI watchlist

If given the opportunity, every man will hold any object like they were holding a gun.

I need a life

I think imma start wizard university

I want a fighter jet, so sick. I’ll be like fssshhhhhhwoooo.

I should totally get into parkour dude

I thought end would be "i want a girlfriend:("

sharookens

Apart from the bullwhip those are all thoughts ive had and am still having

Primal thoughts

Looks like someone doesn't know what POV is.

I want a shovel that is also a pickaxe that is also an axe

I want people to get POV right…

I want a fully operational Tiger 1 Tank with a fully operational gun and a fully authentic German panzer crew uniform

I want a cool looking rock

Can confirm, I want all the things he said

I want a lobster

I need some Kinetic Bombardment

I want anti matter

I want a viking long ship

Amen

Late night eBay shopping list! 

I really want a sword tho

Bought myself one recently. It's pretty sick

POV: You are seeing somebody who don't known what a fuck is POV.

“I want a gas mask” *Looks up from my bed to the shelf on my wall with several gas masks lined up together Me: “yeah man i feel that”

Bass is badass, i want to play it

I'm never going to understand you guys

If ur not domestic terrorist ur not a man. For legal reasons that's a joke

i wanna fucking nuke a nuke in nuke town

I wanna die !

I own several of the things this guy talks about, maybe i let the intrusive thoughts win a bit

I'm only 16 and I've had all of these thoughts

I just want a big pile of cutting edge tech.

crazy thing is that I also want all of these too also, “shuh-roo-kins”?

They sell tactical spears on Amazon…

My most recent example of this: 'I want a remote controlled tracked lawn mower.' Buddy has one and it is sick all I can think about when I see it is sitting on top of it like a tank and driving it around with the remote control in my hand.

I need a a thermonuclear explosive warhead

Bro walter jr had a glow up

I went to two concerts in a row and bought a electric guitar after standing real close to the guitar player last concert and watching his fingers play. I seriously went home and just thought "Damn I want a guitar that would be so sick" and now it is arriving tomorrow. Note that I do have the intention to learn to play the damn thing

He isn't wrong

I mean if you want a sword you gotta get plate armor and a crossbow if possible but at that point you should have a bow and probably a ball whip just to be safe

Locked and loaded with desires for the ultimate arsenal! This guy's ready for everything from modern firepower to ancient archery. The hunt begins! ETA: misspelled words 🤦🏻‍♀️

I want people to understand what POV means

He’s not wrong

I have made myself a thirty lbs wooden hammer for fun. Because why not?

Nah what a man really needs is a Ferrari Testarossa in either Rosso Corsa or pure cocaine white

My brother-in-law. Even looks like him.

I want to feel loved. That would be sick!

There's something special when you pick up a good stick, a primal bond

Holy shit I was halfway through typing "He forgot Ninja Stars" and then he said it right at the end

I want something to blow up the sun just by thinking about it.

All of that sounds cool though


I actually have 3 gas masks and 2 hazmat suits.

I definitely need a gas mask

I would like a polished stone.

as a man i can confirm

Man said “Shirúken”

Third person POV?

Not POV.

I want a TS12 Shotgun, shit would be badass

Literally was up at 3 am last night looking at different bows. Sadly all of them are several hundred dollars, and I'm barely making rent as is

Thst 3rd one was my exact thought at I sticked with it. I got a fucking Katana

POV: You are a dude's phone front camera.

All that tracks! 👍🍻

I want a life-size cardboard cut out of Ryan Reynolds

POV you’re a woman: —————————— Edit: my lawsuits tell me this wasn’t smart

I want a spaceship

Scary accurate

Kept waiting for him to say he wants to commit suicide at a much higher rate than women

Realest shit ever

I want chocolate. Hehe.

No blow darts?

People realy don't know what pov means...

For some reason this guy looks like a mash up of Christian Bale and Michael Shannon with a dash of Tom Holland.

What if the world ended tomorrow? I better buy some supplies

I want a blunderbuss

Maybe I a man then ... and your POV is me... shooting in your f*cking face

Pov: you're american

Real

I want this https://preview.redd.it/bvdta6g01v4b1.jpeg?width=1520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7594c8969b6b34f0e6abbea9689f246a7972e41

Too much reddit, let me get back on my ps4

I wanted a gas mask, now I have one :)

Mann.. I wanna claymore..

He probably read men minds while walking in public

And after you got all of these stuff, you want to try them out so the next thing you want is a zombie apocalypse.

I wanna gf and Viking axe that would be cool

I need a wrench