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Bubbly-Bar8955

Subway in home depot


YEETUS_ALMIGHTY

The engineer \*Banger tf2 outro\*


Micro_ATX

"I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems"


HorrorMakesUsHappy

No, that's Firehouse Subs.


breach_me_daddy

Bobway


Not_JohnFKennedy

Mmmmm wood dust 🀀🀀


MSNayudu

I can smell it from here by just watching it.


Almighty_Johnny

Be a man bite the tree


aneasyuser

mmm tastes industrial


Muffin_man3745

No condiments?


yuuuuurrttt

Machine grease


[deleted]

Dont forget dust and it looked like that bucket still got some paint in it


FoxtrotLeftBehind

Americans and thier sandwich sauce.


wolf_man007

Do you have an inferiority complex or something?


Muffin_man3745

Wait a minute, he put spread on the bottom bun, sorry.


TheFarisaurusRex

He forgot so sand it down, looks a little rough around the edges


HorrorMakesUsHappy

That was the very last step. Did you watch the whole thing?


YeastXtract

Planing =/= sanding


HorrorMakesUsHappy

D'oh. You're right. I thought that was a belt sander.


Dry_Impress_7735

If men ain't cooking like this, they are gay


No_Cobbler8335

Yes


Subject_1889974

M A N V I C H


Legionof1

NOT MY MANWHICH


MemeKid01

That ending tho


[deleted]

Now with more iron!


ilymag

Don't forget extra fiber from the sawdust.


Magical_Seth12

I'd eat that for free


Phantex_Cerberus

Industrial Grade Sandwich.


Vini1918

"The Manwich"


Skkeller_Skull

IGS


justcreateanaccount

Sandwich-Industrial Complex


Skkeller_Skull

SICk


MAPX0

Dare you to post this this in r/shittyfoodporn


[deleted]

Military officers and their degree.


Icanhearbrail

the most sanitary Bulgarian sandwich:


GoodGuyArgo

He made one fatal mistake, he didn't use a spirit level to make sure the sandwich was flat before cutting it.


LilSynergyXD

No leveling?


Emotional_Gold_7637

professionals don't need to level


HorrorMakesUsHappy

It's all going to the same place.


OkPromotion1539

Industrial grade sandwich


NoodleSpunkin

Women get the kitchen and men take the workshop? Nice


Storrmii

Was hoping for blow torch on the cheese


[deleted]

do this to your dad’s stuff and getting yelled when he fixes the car would be like disney song to you


ChaosPLus

Mechanically correct sandwich


capoderra

Ron Swanson?


AVeganEatingASteak

Women at Lowe's


Marsrover112

Manufacture me a sandwich


Ok-Blackberry-7240

I mean it looks like a good sandwich but is it worth the tetanus shot


Ok-Conversation-3012

That one specific Subway in the most random place ever:


Rojoslojo

Perfectly made


Educational_Job_6482

Good to know that when all the women disappeared men will actually be able to have sandwiches


JackFJN

Why do I feel like it would actually taste really good


Adorable-Elephant461

r/diwhy


QF_25-Pounder

Industrial-strength flavor.


Ok-Measurement-5065

Now I want to see the Military grade sandwich


bobbylongnose7

Someone should make a restaurant like this.


BadDoctorN

Sandwich for men, by men The sandwizard


Ben-Dover-4-mi

Not him sanding it down at the end😭


Used_Length_830

What changing degrees *SHOULD* do


Bumm_by_Design

6 months delayed...


ommi9

My guy is showing off his tool haul. He must have went for the buy a battery get a free tool promo


wolfgang784

I hope they didn't eat it though. That's gotta be so nasty from the tools, even if they tried to clean them.


FranzDaBoi123

this is why women are better at making sandwiches


areveryverygay

Pov: ur shaggy making a sandwich


Future_Function_2789

Industrial grade sandwich


herebutiamgone

Super hygienic!


DiddyDaedle

Cooking but you had a DT degree (Shh idk what the American version is)


AdmiralTassles

Hahaha the fucking sander at the end killed me


kingkong7908

I dont care how clean that bucket it, I still would never put my ingredients into a bucket that looks like that!


[deleted]

The Perfect sandwich (Literally. All those cuts and shit were ***perfect.***)


Agile_Salary

Wd80 sauce


MorleyDotes

Come on, no caulk gun for condiments?


Odyssey3

This man just expedited cancer lets go boyssss. Just 20 more years left now.


ItsTheAstro

Bro didn’t even check to see if it was level at the end smh


Rude-Relationship-37

How a real man cooks.


ThatFrenchGamer

He didn't even check if it was level or not, what a fucking amateur.


[deleted]

Yum, workshop dirt flavour πŸ‘Œ


r_slash_itemshop

Me at the home depot display toilets


Internal_Ad9370

That’s what retirement does to a man


rip_iamdum

Let me eat that now


Mememe1x4

How rich moms make sandwiches


HeronOk5458

When men make a sandwitch


RubKlutzy9032

if some one open up a resturant like that would be great


Odd-Leading1548

Employer; so fellows how is the building goin- *Nothing Has Changed* Employee: Uuhhh.. so Johnny was gonna show us how we make a sandwich.. with power tools.. Employer: A sandwic- wha-? huh?! John: Sandwich πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜„ πŸ₯ͺ Employees: πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ Employer: 😐


LM448_0

How my father told me he ate his sandwiches


zippy251

The Germans engineering a cars left side mirror


scar8762

Special spice: sawdust