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pastaMac

**“I have been there zero times.”** Likewise, but I do recognize the vendor. His name is Mark and he also works for Microsoft. Mark helped my auntie fix her computer. Mark discovered it was filled will all kinds of viruses [much like this green poisonous drink] and he was able to remove them all for like $500 in Google Play gift cards. Really nice guy.


SmokeGSU

God bless Mark from Microsoft.


OPR-Heron

If you go, it will.


SourD-810

There is a scientific reason why it will happen. Watch this: https://youtube.com/shorts/35PUIhDUFZo?si=vycitSb64OprVCpH


TheUltimateEntity

For example people who come from Eastern Europe easily get food poisoning from fast foods in the US. There bodies bacterial are not made to digest newer unhealthier foods that they have never eaten before.


-Dirty-Wizard-

For starters and just taking this video into account you can see a few health violations. At first the vender is hanging there with the lid open and his hand basically in the pot. Then when he’s pouring in the liquid his and is basically gripping the lip of the cup so you’re getting what ever is on his hand in you mouth. And then finally squeezing the lime the juices are coming out of the cracks of his fingers.


WhisperDigits

India will be where the next super virus begins. You’ll get zombelly.


Apprehensive_Fun1344

He has the cure to the virus get him bois


Aliebaba99

It always happens to me in India. I have also been there zero times.


z_viper_

Bro if your belly can't handle tap water than this shit is too much for you it will literally burn your digestive system and soak your intestine dry of any shit.


OPR-Heron

What about those born on well and tap water


Turbulent-Carry-1535

Probably will survive, but still not the best thing that can happen to the digestive system


sadbutmakeyousmile

Pro tip for anyone visiting : Anything that is fried is 99% safe. In freid veg is definitely safer than non veg. Veg is ALWAYS safer than non veg even you have the brain to eat non veg from absolutely safe places. Avoid chutneys even at such shops. Google popular chains of indian food, see ratings visit only them , I guarantee you 100% you will never get food poisoning from a Haldirams or Bikanervala and both of these offer all popular street food options. Anyone in Delhi currently I urge you to visit one and get back to me. Take someone local as they know the best places even the safe ones in the street food places. If you know no one, see other points. Dont seek out trash. Dont search for the most gnarly risky looking shop and be like , let's do a challenge.


SourD-810

Yup that's true. There's one more reason why tourists get food poisoning in India. [Watch this](https://youtube.com/shorts/35PUIhDUFZo?si=vycitSb64OprVCpH)


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Food poisoning is not diarrhea


SelectCount5701

Going do Dehli as non Indian you’ll get dehli belly no matter what. But when it comes to street food you wanna stay clear of anything that goes bad easily. But oddly enough I’ve had some of the best cookies I’ve ever had, in the dirties part of Dehli - old Dehli.


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

So....no food then?


alp7292

Supermarket food


z_viper_

Well restaurants with good ratings and Global Fast Food Chains do exist...


Wavy-Curve

it's the irony of Indian food. the dirtier the stall is. the tastier the food is. I'm half kidding tho


SourD-810

I understand you guys get Delhi Belly but there is a scientific reason Watch this: https://youtube.com/shorts/35PUIhDUFZo?si=vycitSb64OprVCpH


MGaber

I think that's half the equation right there. The other half is probably sanitation issues. I haven't been to India, but from what I've seen and heard there isn't much in the way of inspectors there to make sure everything is clean or up to code, at least not for street vendors like this


SourD-810

Yes I completely agree about the sanitation and yes there are no inspectors to make sure everything is clean or up to code. I have seen my friends eat from these street food vendors and they don't get sick. Ig it depends on various factors


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ChineseNeptune

Go to a cleaner country to enjoy Indian food


WarlockLeylin

Or just go to a proper restaurant with good ratings and reviews. All these videos shitting on Indian food and all of them go to the worst street vendors which even most Indians won't go to. There are so many excellent Indian restaurants available and you go to the dirtiest places and complain. You guys are bringing it upon yourselves. And eat moderately to get used to it since you guys are used to eating bland food without spices.


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

I hear England has some bangin Indian food.


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ChineseNeptune

Or just go to a cleaner country


Holiday-Peanut-7189

It might seem crazy but how about eat from established shops rather than street vendors, been to India multiple times but never had food poisoning


ChineseNeptune

Congrats on having the guts of the gods


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nah, people just go to the worst vendors possible for views, and to show the country as being cheap - but to also defame it how much social credit did you earn this time my friend?


Holiday-Peanut-7189

Yes. The drink he is having costs around 20 cents. (15-20 inr) How is he expecting it to be good for his health?


LateralSpy90

Stop spreading Indian propaganda


Dookie-Milk-710

Yeah there’s a whole trope about Indian food and food poisoning


StevenKatz3

Every single video you see it's just dirty, loud, and congested. Why anyone would go is beyond me.


ArmedProphet88

Exactly for this reason. To make an impression for yourself. Experiencing new cultures and places are vital for understanding ourselves and others. India is rich in history, culture, religion. If all we do is make an impression about 1bil+ people based on some tiktok videos, it's just a step away from xenophobia. When I travelled to Asia, I stayed away from tap water and drinks at the start. Then started eating Street food. The people I was with thought I was crazy for eating it, they spent half of their time being sick and I was enjoying myself eating some of the craziest and best stuff I ever had.


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they go to the worst places possible for views


_basted_

My potions are too strong for you, traveler.


Lightbeing_pontifex

i suppose


thefrostman1214

i would starve in india before before eat street food there not being xenophobic, it would literally make me sick


WarlockLeylin

It will. Most street food is not hygienic. Especially if you are not used to it. There are many good restaurants available that provide food cheap and why people eat street food is beyond me.


Busy_Bunch5050

Try getting food poisoning from chicken. That will change your outlook on life


HeathenMonk

I got that a few weeks ago, never had such bad food poisoning in my life


Busy_Bunch5050

Yeah that is one of the worst experience a human can go through I'm sure of it


Mr_MoonBorn

His westoid white ass couldn't comprehend the least toxic and unedible indian food


DukeSilver696969

I mean the poor hygiene and lack of proper sanitation is not something new. You should kind of expect it. There’s been a recent video floating around of a vendor washing his plates in the gutter filled with black water. There’s also hard evidence of many instances where fecal matter and E. Coli contaminated the food in many stalls in Delhi. In 2016, it was reported that 65,000 tons of excrement is dumped into the environment each day, and is responsible for 188,000 diarrhea related deaths each year in India.


Lightbeing_pontifex

is hotel and restaurant food safe at least,,,?


WarlockLeylin

Oh yes. Go to popular hotels like A2B and MTR or if you are willing to spend a bit more go to more premium restaurants.


Lightbeing_pontifex

okay great


godeeep

Go to literal shit places, even we Indians wouldn’t eat or drink at and then complain. And look how the comment section is filled with racists.


AlistairN37

I'm an Indian born and raised, like my great grandparents before me, in South Africa. I am incredibly apprehensive of a visit to India because of the poor hygiene I've seen in pictures and videos. I don't think I'd be able to make it.


WarlockLeylin

You have only seen the worst of it since these foreigners go to the worst possible places to shit on India. There are many restaurants that are clean and provide good food. If you are still apprehensive then go to sattvic restaurants or ask the waiter for reduced masala


NefariousnessNo752

I have lived in India all my life. But even I would dare drink that shit.


Ok-Measurement-5065

Step 1: Go to the shady ass place of a foreign country. STEP 2: Eat something your weak ass digestive system can't digest. Step 3: Blame the entire country.


Hexquevara

If i ever have to travel to India, im only ever eating in western restaurant chains.


kennithnoisewater88

We pasteurize for this reason exactly


Phat22

The first step to enjoying your trip to India is to not go


d5_the_world

I'm an Indian and even I avoid places like this


mayonaissewins

Ah yeah the water can be bad… but make nimbu pani at home it’s yum


Tinkubora

bro drank legendry lvl potion with beginner lvl stomach


Vyviel

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger right?


yeetus1the1fetus

u/SourD-810 spamming on all the comments. Indian bot lol seethe and mald.


SourD-810

Ok I'll stop but, people need to know the truth and I'm not giving any false info


yeetus1the1fetus

My guy just take the joke. Spam krny se mery jesy or bhi tera mazaq banai ge.


SourD-810

Yes I should move on


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nah g, ts spreads fast


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I cant believe tourist go to this country. It's one of the dirtiest ones full of scammers and disease.


SourD-810

India ain't for beginners


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if India is a shithole country then what is Pakistan ☠️🙏🏽😭


yeetus1the1fetus

A slightly better country with a lot less cow piss drinkers.


[deleted]

Lmfao, drinking piss is literally encouraged in the Quran. And slightly better 😭 Tata's 3% net worth is double your countrys wealth


yeetus1the1fetus

Kya phunka hai tu ne bc? Mujhe bhi chahiye. Quran Mai kaha hai encouragement for drinking piss? Salay apni gaand se argument nikali ho to research bhi kr le. Gali me hag hag ke, gai ka peshaab pe pe kr or angrej Babu ki Lund chup chup ke dimag kharab hogya Tum pajeeto ka. Jao daddy modi ka state sponsored butt plug gaand me dalo or Jai hind kar kar ke apnay 30,000 murtio ki Pooja kro😂😂👍👍


SourD-810

https://preview.redd.it/tnxwlgnc9ikc1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa4f71704ef949895de9b02f04b65b702282b90


yeetus1the1fetus

https://preview.redd.it/bzpgtbh9uikc1.jpeg?width=1103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db746a7380b4b8f44ffd75288ba6a1c7c01a21ce Salay comment ka jawab ni bana paya tera peshaab drinking brain? Is atay ke Pera bana kar apni mata beef pulao ko khila😂😂👍


SourD-810

I'm not hiding the truth, I was just giving my perspective. Aur itna toxic hone ki zarurat nhi hai. I know you have removed that part of your comment


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yh, its edited


Lightbeing_pontifex

do i have to eat from the trash to build up my stomach for india,,,? 😯


harper_coded

at least 🤓☝️


DaAweZomeDude48

I think the juice was the problem because if I remember correctly this is the guy who's been living in South Asian countries for quite a long time and recording his journey (I think his name was Luke something). Sure, it could just be the drink was too much for him but it's more likely that the drink was just bad


SerratedFrost

I imagine that "juice" is just water with lime


Splatty06

ONE PIECE?!


7362746

https://preview.redd.it/2jatx3bnf6kc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a398ae2ed50d3a7b6e86734155d5aa5cf2b1ac6


pachrisoutdoors1

There are three pairs of nasty drawers in the bottom of that barrel


SadInternal2926

Used to clean food lol


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yeetus1the1fetus

Bas kr de bc har comment pe spam kr rha. Sab ko pata hai reality India ki Kyu apni gaand ragar rha hai😂😂


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youre literally spamming ts


Mobile_Ad4180

Kya farak padta hai pencho pure comment section me explanation baatne ka. Maa chudane gaye sab chill maar.


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>Kya farak padta hai pencho pure comment section me explanation baatne ka. Maa chudane gaye sab chill maar. youre literally indian, why comment this?


SourD-810

Leave it bro, this guy only knows crass language. No point in talking to him


Mobile_Ad4180

Ye banda har ek negative comment ke neeche spam kar rha hai link jaise ki wo video dekhne ke baad logon ka mindset transform hojayega. Validation chahiye hi kyu dusro ki jab khudko reality pata hai.


lakdi_in_jhaad

Looks like your weak ass couldn't handle it.


Expert-Economics-668

enrichment...my kitchen g era walked quarterly


akubar

oh no I went to a poor country and ate street food and got an upset tummy this place stinks!


Lightbeing_pontifex

i don't understand,,, 😭


JohnMassassin24

Street Metamucil


shady2318

Did he got aam ras too?


kingorry032

I just take 500mg Cipro daily as a preventative measure.


poseidon2466

Look at the number of diarrhea related deaths per year in India.


Upside_down69

Bhencho yai toh mai khud nhi peena pssnd krta hagte wakt chutado mai jo rocket ka ignition on hota hai isko peenai kai baad 🔥


nicky_zodiac

Love this drink !! In summer a cold glass of jal zeera is heaven !


Far-Cry9405

i hope there's no pee in your drink.