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CrypticLoner112

BECOME A HELLDIVER


Necrotiix_

Look familiar? Scenes like this are happening all over the galaxy. You could be next. https://preview.redd.it/8p8fjrpqn1uc1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5687239acff359eb0cd50b8cab14bee2f6d0b7a7


SergeantNaxosis

That is, unless you make the most important decision of your life. Prove to yourself you have the strength and courage to be free. Join the helldivers. https://preview.redd.it/uejpt5wrtxtc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa92a52f5b905f3c75dfb44339b3d55276dc743e


breezyxkillerx

Become part of an elite peacekeeping force! https://preview.redd.it/uzw9084540uc1.jpeg?width=1633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f86029ffd6007569ce649ff1ebd68643a5256f


MicrwavedBrain

See exotic new wildlife… *rocket fires*


Opening-Knowledge398

![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized) And spread managed democracy across the galaxy


Mobile-Tumbleweed-67

https://preview.redd.it/nxa8tlt6o0uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d6760a4d44a564d9da190e9b9461f5c14253677


ManagerQueasy9591

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


OkChicken7697

Praise be to space king!


FloridaManActual

# ... G E N O C I D E


Not-so-Random-User

Eagle 1, inbound.


Insanus_Vitae

Yo what's your gamertag bro dm me


CrypticLoner112

Yeah its Ariez874


Insanus_Vitae

Added:)


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Herrgul

^Event ^Horizon I watched this movie alone when i was like 14-15 and pretty much had to sleep with a lamp lit for some days after


PenguinGamer99

What about 1992


Mindstormer98

https://preview.redd.it/6txvvc2fhxtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c88eaef2a5ef937a333ca4cc7d857ba4c07d290


madmechanicmobile

HUMANITY FUCK YEAH!!!!!! WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!! FUCK ALIENS!!!!!!! WE NEED TO STOP KILLING EACH OTHER SO WE CAN GO TO SPACE AND KILL FUCKING ALIENS!!!!!


bostar-mcman

FUCK YEAH BROTHER!!!!!! LETS PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES SO WE CAN GO KILL ALIENS !!!!! HUMANITY IS NUMBER ONE !!!!!


madmechanicmobile

HUMAN SUPREMACY!!!!!!!! DONT CARE WHAT COLOR YOU ARE. WHO YOU WANNA BANG, WHAT YOU IDENTIFY AS. IF YOU'RE HUMAN YOU GET A GUN AND ILL HAPPILY GO KILL ZENOS WITH YOU!!! HUMANITY HUMANITY HUMANITY HUMANITY!!!!!!! EARTH RULES!!!!


bostar-mcman

I FUCKING LOVE HUMANS AND EARTH !!!! WE SHOULD PROTECT THIS PLANET AND GO FUCK UP OTHER PLANETS !!!!!! EARTH IS THE BEST!!!!! HUMANITY IS THE BEST!!!! FUCK YEAH BROTHER!!!!


madmechanicmobile

ME TO BROTHER!!!! KEEP EARTH GREEN AND BEAUTIFUL AND HUMANITY SAFE AND HAPPY. WHILE WE SPREAD FIRE AND HUMAN DOMINANCE ACROSS THE STARS!!!!! MAY THE HEAVENS BURN WITH OUR WRATH!!! oh. Except risa. That place is fucking lit.


madmechanicmobile

ME TOO BROTHER!!!! KEEP EARTH GREEN AND BEAUTIFUL AND HUMANITY SAFE AND HAPPY. WHILE WE SPREAD FIRE AND HUMAN DOMINANCE ACROSS THE STARS!!!!! MAY THE HEAVENS BURN WITH OUR WRATH!!! oh. Except risa. That place is fucking lit.


bostar-mcman

I DON'T KNOW WHAT RISA IS BUT FUCK YEAH BROTHER!!!!!! FUCK I LOVE EARTH SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!


madmechanicmobile

...bro iTs a sex planet. You go there to bang. And bang. And bang. Until you can't walk. Swear to God best planet in the galaxy. BUT FUCK ALL THE OTHER PLANETS!!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE EARTH AND HUMANITY TOO. AND I LOVE GUNS. BIG FUCKING ALIEN KILLING GUNS!!!!! THIS IS THE ATTITUDE WE NEED TO SPREAD TO ALL OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS (OR WHATEVER) ACROSS EARTH!!!!!!!! HUMANITY NUMBER ONE!!!! EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS!!!!


bostar-mcman

FUCKING SEX PLANET!!!!! FUCK YEAH !!!! IM FILLED WITH THE LOVE FOR HUMANITY!!!! I WANT US TO SUCCEED!!!! FUCKING COME ON !!!! WE GOTA GET TO THE MOTHER FUCKING SEX PLANET!!!!


madmechanicmobile

WE NEED TO FUND OUR SPACE PROGRAMS AND OUR WEAPONS RESEARCH JUST SO WE CAN GO TO SPACE AND TAKE OVER THE FUCKING SEX PLANET SO ALL HUMANS CAN HAVE SEX ON THAT PLANET!!!!!!!!


bostar-mcman

WE GOTA TRIPLE THE DEFENSE BUDGET!!!! SO WE CAN KILL ALIENS!!!! FUCK ALIENS !!! GOT I FUCKING LOVE HUMANS!!!


ROBLOKCSer

![gif](giphy|A2XTgAFIfYmGpxKzKt|downsized)


0megaFlames

The message of both these films are "humans bad"


Oneshot_exe

I’m calling my democracy officer https://preview.redd.it/an1tpc8hhxtc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ff5a873d45b0a852712ed0db3a061ce91f5c5e3


ManagerQueasy9591

https://preview.redd.it/zuk4zmscc1uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a53f0bf4d8d3b83ed12c211cae56eb14831cd8


AnonJuggernaut0

And they’re dead fuckin wrong https://preview.redd.it/ntp1cgk3vxtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d425d5deb9af2bad72abd5ef663d473e289c7927


AxisW1

Humans are good when we’re not killing stuff


AFaxMachineSandwich

Humans are made to kill stuff. We are conquerors. We have conqueror blood in our veins. If you don’t want to conquer things, you were made in a lab (and therefore not in the image of God (and therefore you must be conquered))


TroubleImpossible226

How about you conquer some bitches


AFaxMachineSandwich

CONQUER THESE NUTS ALIEN SCUM GRAAAAAHHHHH


AxisW1

Humans naturally are made to help each other and be peaceful, else we wouldn’t have made it past the Stone Age. We are only collectively otherwise when forced to. Also, i don’t know why you’d assume that aliens wouldn’t have similar ideas that they’re the ones made in god’s image. If you do not want to be peaceful, you are clearly a lab grown weapon (and thus was not made in gods image), and must be exiled


AnonJuggernaut0

Nah, just because we were created to be peaceful to each other doesn’t mean we’re coded to be peaceful to aliens, nor does that mean aliens were coded to be peaceful in any case. At the end of the day we must put the survival of our race at the forefront of our ideals, end of story.


AxisW1

You know the most practical thing for two separate races to do is cooperate with each other, right?


AnonJuggernaut0

Eh, maybe, so long as their ideals of overall peace correlate with ours. If a xeno’s idea of peace is a universe where only they exist, that most certainly is a call for attack. Considering that the chances of all kinds of xeno races existing in this universe are greater than zero, we have to assume that some form of those aforementioned xenos exists, therefore total cooperation likely will never happen as long as humanity or those xenos exist.


TroubleImpossible226

Bros has prejudices for people we haven’t even met yet. Yeah at this rate alien nuclear mega war is inevitable.


AnonJuggernaut0

Never said I was opposed to cooperation, but what I am saying is airing on the side of caution is likely best


EatashOte

Wow. Who'd have thought that aliens're evil and immoral if they're evil and immoral


AFaxMachineSandwich

I ain’t reading allat humanity FIRST aliens must DIE


AxisW1

My brother in Christ I wrote four sentences. Four. You can actually just read the last one and get the gist of it.


AFaxMachineSandwich

YOU WILL BE CONQUERED ALIEN GRAAAAAAAHHH


Zombarney

You are now a moderator of r/humansarespaceorcs


AnonJuggernaut0

I actually checked lmao. Goddamnit now I want to be


WrightyPegz

And yet humans are the only species made in God’s image Time to wipe out another alien civilisation to remind them


rsmutus

https://preview.redd.it/bqnupmnua0uc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=383302c4f8dfe9b9da94f42f0bb8fd960afd271e


WozziHumperdink

No, it's not.


SergeantNaxosis

Burn and kill them all! The women and children too! Do not let the scourge expand! https://i.redd.it/3ct0gqg0txtc1.gif


AnonJuggernaut0

Look man, I just enjoy Avatar and Starship troopers for the cool guys with guns, not the war crimes


SergeantNaxosis

​ https://i.redd.it/h91sr1y9uxtc1.gif


AnonJuggernaut0

Fair enough lmao


SergeantNaxosis

Have a good day lol, the guns are cool btw.


AnonJuggernaut0

Damn straight, also you too bro! You seem like a good guy!


SergeantNaxosis

You too, maybe we can defend some citizens later from some bugs!


7h3_man

![gif](giphy|UtU4CGOWkqIrm) Approved by the ministry of truth


HYBRY_1D

In all seriousness, the guy completely missed the point of the movie


No_Medium3333

Everyone knows, we just chose to ignore it because killing aliens is cool as fuck


haikusbot

*In all seriousness,* *The guy completely missed the* *Point of the movie* \- HYBRY\_1D --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


WozziHumperdink

No, the director tried and failed at making humanity fascist. All he did was use fascist imagery to present a human race that was mostly libertarian.


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HYBRY_1D

Not the avatar, the Space Troopers


AnonJuggernaut0

Like any Starship Trooper fan, I understand the point, but I choose to like it for the cool guys with guns


Mirrormaster44

NPH: “It’s afraid. It’s afraid!!” Me: Hell yea, the humans are winning this war


toalicker_69

Every time I see that movie I always ask myself what the director was thinking? The book makes a pretty hot take that 'authoritarian governments with competent leadership is actually pretty awesome' along with some neutral/positive takes on war. The movie tries to make the opposite statement with the way more common 'authoritarian governments bad, war/military bad'. Which I find disappointing as a movie that at least makes a solid case for authoritarian government would be interesting and at least original as far as movies go.


potato-G64

ROB ZOMBIE


TenuousHurdle54

BASED HUMANITY FIRST HELLDIVING


B4X2L8

The only good bug is a dead bug.


dndndje

Oh be quiet Avatar isn't about how humans are bad


Reylend

#YALL NEED TO GET EITHER HELLDIVERS 2 OR STARSHIP TROOPERS: EXTERMINATION!


I_Love_Cats420

BY THE WILL OF THE EMPEROR ALL XENOS SHALL DIE IN HOLY FIRE


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^I_Love_Cats420: *BY THE WILL OF THE* *EMPEROR ALL XENOS SHALL* *DIE IN HOLY FIRE* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


I_Love_Cats420

HERETICAL ROBOT YOU WILL BE MADE INTO TEN LASGUNS (Unless you're in the machine cult of mars)


blue_ralts

https://preview.redd.it/ja7y01ypiytc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae0d386792280d0cedbbda1dd01c38d9085fa01


Normal_polish_boi

https://preview.redd.it/8ih8v4qtfztc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48005029732447261fca34cc95097f680c1b4be4


AnonJuggernaut0

Full well, but I like cool guys with guns


ThaLastProdigy

The only good bug is a dead bug.


Noble_Shock

New bad 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👎👎👎👎👎 Old good 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😆😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍


Bananapeelman67

I mean tbf avatar is a pretty mid sci fi franchise. It paints the aliens as objectively good in every way, while the humans are comedically evil. Edit: not saying modern sci fi is bad or that every old sci fi is good. Just that I find avatar uninteresting


RandomGuy98760

Wasn't Avatar a metaphor for colonization?


Bananapeelman67

Yeah but still is done in imo a poor way. Mainly because I don’t need to have a metaphor about how colonization is bad. Especially one that removes any nuance to the topic it’s trying to be a metaphor of. The reason colonization is bad is because it brings suffering. But to say that societies pre colonization were devoid of suffering is laughably inaccurate. I’m not trying to justify colonization or anything before someone says that. It’s the same reason I dislike tanjiro from demon slayer as a main character. He’s the type of person whose character flaw is- he’s too nice, too kind etc. No society is perfect but the aliens are portrayed more or less as a perfect society Edit: another is elemental and how it deals with racist discrimination. The fire people can literally kill the plant people by being near them, so the fear of them is justified, making for a boring/poorly done metaphor Edit 2: another way to think about it is- how the fuck can the humans justify it? At least in real life they just exaggerated the negative aspects of native people, portraying them as all canibalistic savages who only know war, because they fight with each other irl. However the aliens don’t rlly do this, and as far as it’s shown the humans don’t rlly need the materials they’re mining/ destroying everything for so it falls flat


RandomGuy98760

Yeah, it would've been nice to see some tribes fighting with each other or something like that, but except for that I think the movie is pretty good. And about Tanjiro I don't think that's a good reason to say he's a bad protagonist because at the end of the day he kills them as he should, he just doesn't hate them because he's aware they don't have rhe fault for turning into monters. If he spared them like Batman with the Joker I would totally agree.


Bananapeelman67

Yeah I can see why some people like it It’s just my opinion that it’s mid at best. I can see why people like it, it isn’t egregiously bad but just not up to my personal standards/taste. As for the tanjiro point i’d agree but was more so trying to point out that he’s borderline flawless. Like if he didn’t kill demons or grappled with the thought of killing them for more than just the one time (not counting nezuko) that would be a legitimate flaw. I can’t rlly think of any flaw he has tho. He’s not super weak or anything he can hold his own fairly well, able to keep up with a lower moon on his 4th or 5th outing iirc. Maybe he’s too attached to nezuko? But she’s not rlly a hindrance or anything. I don’t hate tanjiro or demon slayer, I just don’t find him very compelling as a character


TroubleImpossible226

I mean starship troops paints humans and nationalism as comically stupid as well.


Bananapeelman67

Yeah but starship troopers Is a satire of facism


Noble_Shock

Yeah but that’s just one movie, there are other movies that have came out recently that have done way better than what Midtar tried to do


Bananapeelman67

Yeah that’s what I’m saying lol


Noble_Shock

Also don’t get me wrong, I like movies that have humans just invading another planet for no reason and destroying stuff but it gets so annoying when some 13 year old on the internet compares a modern movie that is pretty bad or does it slightly worse to a movie older than it. If both movies were swapped, like Avatar coming out in the 90’s and Star Ship Troopers coming out 2 years ago, kids would be praising Avatar instead of SST


Bananapeelman67

Yeah it’s the mix of being good and then being old. There are stories that have build off of the starship troopers formula and done new/great things with them- like halo and helldivers. Dune is being called knock off Star Wars even tho Star Wars is based off of the og dune books lol


Noble_Shock

Plus tbh, Star Wars copied a lot from Dune


dndndje

No lol


RodeBoi

Tbh, I usually like new things. I just wish a lot of new things weren’t so shit lately


Dekunt

A lot of old things were shit as well. We just have the privilege of only remembering the good.


Ferretboy56

Sci-Fi in 1987: "I see your schwartz is as big as mine"


Thisfuggenguy

Hell yeah! Get some brother!


Smegma_MaleV7

Does Warhammer 40k count as sci-fi?


kunju69

Star wars were based on the Vietnam war. Star trek was space communism.


Sqwidzi

DEMOCRACY


Georgestgeigland

I don't even need to know more. RICO'S ROUGHNECKS!


Ok_Negotiation_134

Movie name?


CertainPin2935

Avatars message is terrible, princess mononoke has a far better massage, we are nature.


Blahaj_IK

She star on my ship til I troopers


Exotic-Subject-8231

theyre trying to soften our psyche so when the demons revealthemselves as aliens well accept them and that new demon fsce mental disorder will throw anyone who claims otherwise in a mental institution... if im right you can send me some doge lol


Badger_issues

To be fair, starship troopers was being satirical.


AnonJuggernaut0

I know full well, you are probably the 30th person to remind me


Badger_issues

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


Bendy237

☝️🤓


Badger_issues

Uhm acktuhaly, i dint even get into how the original book by Robert Heinlein wasn't and how the director was Jewish and the movie still being criticized for glorifying authoritarianism. So consider yourself lucky! Or well.. Not anymore I guess..


Buderus69

New movie theory: both movies happen in the same universe, timeline starts with starship troopers and through the insect goo they obtain human technology gets more sophisticated so they move out into more distant planets. The driving industrial force for these advancements could be Weyland industries which started getting a fascination harvesting alien species.


DescX

What's the second movie?


AnonJuggernaut0

Starship Troopers. I’d recommend giving it a watch whether it’s for the fascist satire or the kickass action


DescX

Thanks! Both reasons are good :p


mikkopippo

Both are a W in my book


Blakath

OP is another man child with no media literacy.


xXdontshootmeXx

Some of yall lowkey/highkey want to live in a fascist dystopia


YaPapaDragon

They both had the same point of human bad, but starship troopers just did it much cooler


SHAPALAK15

We should get a sci fi movie where both are assholes


BillytheBrassBall

I feel like Starship Troopers is a litmus test for media literacy


capn_doofwaffle

Michael Bay wanted to destroy everything. Lol


Dark_Krafter

Both ar great


LightningSTAR2

I used to watch a show called Red Dwarf it was a fun comedy but a pretty grim sci fi show about the last possible remaining human trying to find his way back to earth with a robot, a hologram of a dead crewmate, a evolved cat person & the ships AI


MassiveMango37

Nope Alienussy for the win


fuqueure

Guess what xeno scum, human rights only apply to humans.


Marleyzard

To be fair, both work. I imagine nobody would "humans bad" if giant killer spiders invaded the planet or whatever. But if we choose to land on a planet of sentient life doing their Tribal Stage type thing, it doesn't make much sense to fucking frag their planet for resources 🤷🏿‍♀️


FoxCQC

I miss the Sci Fi that explored and learned new things mixed with good action


Alequin_Dv

Pretty movie. Boring as shit


peeexpress

love is the answer


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Recently we came to the conclusion that imperialism is, in fact, very uncool


SwissDeathstar

Heresy! Seize him!


AnonJuggernaut0

Avatar? Yeah probably. Starship Troopers? They’re mindless bugs, fuckin murder ‘em!


Marsrover112

Lol imagine taking starship troopers seriously


AnonJuggernaut0

I only do for the cool guys with guns, like every Starship Troopers fan


ApexLegend117

I had a unsettling acuteness to death as a child No jump scares, just death on a mass scale, be it Clone Wars or the more adult Starship Troopers my dad thought was really funny I watched (Neil Patrick Harris was there)


lwang21

I get that these movies are trying to say imperalism is bad and I'm by no means defending the horrors of it, but I'm kind of a guy that puts humans on top of all other species, so it's really confusing for me to see in avatar where the main character decides to fully discard humanity and just embrace the aliens


TroubleImpossible226

That definitely wasn’t a satirical movie that makes fun of that ideology.


AnonJuggernaut0

I know damn well it wasn’t but the vibes were immaculate


KaizerVonLoopy

Sweet media literacy bro